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Haha, this guy was a lot of fun today but right before I logged off he said this... made me lol...
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In a SM room, a guy just posted "Why is everyone by on these cams?" :lol:
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A news feed post I saw:
I don't think she can hear you, man.
I don't think she can hear you, man.
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Just now in a Streamate room:
"Will you marry me and bare (how he spelled it) my children? I just want 5." :lol:
"Will you marry me and bare (how he spelled it) my children? I just want 5." :lol:
a model pasted me this pm from a random guy she'd never seen before lol
member: they also have no idea that u got the most perfect boobs in the whole universe [] i really mean everything i say to u and today, i really fall in love
Jupiter551 said:a model pasted me this pm from a random guy she'd never seen before lol
member: they also have no idea that u got the most perfect boobs in the whole universe [
Declarations of love from some random bloob are usually the most sincere.
I just thought this was kinda interesting on Twitter just now...
Me: Corey spoiled me! ♥ Thank you!!! - @cef72 (includes picture of products I bought with a gift card, including a BB cream.)
Amber: @LilyMarieMFC @cef72 I'm still trying to figure out what BB Creme is/means.
Me: @AmberLynneGirl @cef72 Blemish Balm It's really just a fancy word for a tinted moisturizer with slightly more coverage..
HollieCakes: @AmberLynneGirl @LilyMarieMFC @cef72 blemish balm. It's a fancy word for tinted moisturizer/light foundation.
Me: @HollieCam @AmberLynneGirl @cef72 Hollie, we said EXACTLY the same thing. xD
HollieCakes: @LilyMarieMFC @AmberLynneGirl @cef72 omg we said almost exactly the same thing lily! Spooky!
Me: Corey spoiled me! ♥ Thank you!!! - @cef72 (includes picture of products I bought with a gift card, including a BB cream.)
Amber: @LilyMarieMFC @cef72 I'm still trying to figure out what BB Creme is/means.
Me: @AmberLynneGirl @cef72 Blemish Balm
It's really just a fancy word for a tinted moisturizer with slightly more coverage..HollieCakes: @AmberLynneGirl @LilyMarieMFC @cef72 blemish balm. It's a fancy word for tinted moisturizer/light foundation.
Me: @HollieCam @AmberLynneGirl @cef72 Hollie, we said EXACTLY the same thing. xD
HollieCakes: @LilyMarieMFC @AmberLynneGirl @cef72 omg we said almost exactly the same thing lily! Spooky!
LilyMarie said:I just thought this was kinda interesting on Twitter just now...
Me: Corey spoiled me! ♥ Thank you!!! - @cef72 (includes picture of products I bought with a gift card, including a BB cream.)
Amber: @LilyMarieMFC @cef72 I'm still trying to figure out what BB Creme is/means.
Me: @AmberLynneGirl @cef72 Blemish Balm
HollieCakes: @AmberLynneGirl @LilyMarieMFC @cef72 blemish balm. It's a fancy word for tinted moisturizer/light foundation.
Me: @HollieCam @AmberLynneGirl @cef72 Hollie, we said EXACTLY the same thing. xD
HollieCakes: @LilyMarieMFC @AmberLynneGirl @cef72 omg we said almost exactly the same thing lily! Spooky!
In my mind, "bb cream" has nothing to do with moisturizing
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I just love when people really put in some effort.
BoningStoner: if u were my girlfriend i would get rid of all my pillows and just lay on your tits every night
LilyMarie said:
He doesn't respect you, Lily. He just wants to use you as bed linen and related accessories. If you were my girlfriend, I'd let you choose what you wanted to be used as. You could be my wardrobe, my coffee table, my curtains, whatever you wanted to be. Cos' I respect you as a person. And I'm one romantic motherfucker
Thanks for all that respectmynameisbob84 said:LilyMarie said:
He doesn't respect you, Lily. He just wants to use you as bed linen and related accessories. If you were my girlfriend, I'd let you choose what you wanted to be used as. You could be my wardrobe, my coffee table, my curtains, whatever you wanted to be. Cos' I respect you as a person. And I'm one romantic motherfucker
But this actually happened in Amber's room. My boobs can hardly be used as a pillow replacement. :mrgreen:edit:
MRnice88: i would use your boobs as pillows to sleep on, i would fluff them and everything
...in a different room (Tattgoddess). What is going ON today?
:lol:KayleePond said:I just love when people really put in some effort.
LilyMarie said:Thanks for all that respectmynameisbob84 said:LilyMarie said:
He doesn't respect you, Lily. He just wants to use you as bed linen and related accessories. If you were my girlfriend, I'd let you choose what you wanted to be used as. You could be my wardrobe, my coffee table, my curtains, whatever you wanted to be. Cos' I respect you as a person. And I'm one romantic motherfucker
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MRnice88: i would use your boobs as pillows to sleep on, i would fluff them and everything
...in a different room (Tattgoddess). What is going ON today?
have you never rested your weary brow upon a loving and soft pair of breasts? it is a slice of heaven..... and fun to fluff up as well lol
LilyMarie said:I just thought this was kinda interesting on Twitter just now...
Me: Corey spoiled me! ♥ Thank you!!! - @cef72 (includes picture of products I bought with a gift card, including a BB cream.)
Amber: @LilyMarieMFC @cef72 I'm still trying to figure out what BB Creme is/means.
Me: @AmberLynneGirl @cef72 Blemish Balm
HollieCakes: @AmberLynneGirl @LilyMarieMFC @cef72 blemish balm. It's a fancy word for tinted moisturizer/light foundation.
Me: @HollieCam @AmberLynneGirl @cef72 Hollie, we said EXACTLY the same thing. xD
HollieCakes: @LilyMarieMFC @AmberLynneGirl @cef72 omg we said almost exactly the same thing lily! Spooky!
pffff. we all know BB cream is cream just for cam models. They just try to advertise it to everyone else to make more.
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Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow everybody needs a bosom.southsamurai said:LilyMarie said:Thanks for all that respectmynameisbob84 said:LilyMarie said:
He doesn't respect you, Lily. He just wants to use you as bed linen and related accessories. If you were my girlfriend, I'd let you choose what you wanted to be used as. You could be my wardrobe, my coffee table, my curtains, whatever you wanted to be. Cos' I respect you as a person. And I'm one romantic motherfucker
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MRnice88: i would use your boobs as pillows to sleep on, i would fluff them and everything
...in a different room (Tattgoddess). What is going ON today?
have you never rested your weary brow upon a loving and soft pair of breasts? it is a slice of heaven..... and fun to fluff up as well lol
A PM conversation from yesterday. I only kept it going because it was so ridiculous.
05:45:36 PM rcrfan313329: hi
05:45:47 PM LilyMarie: hi
05:45:56 PM rcrfan313329: how r u
05:46:23 PM rcrfan313329: how would u like 5,000
05:46:30 PM LilyMarie: tokens?
05:46:35 PM rcrfan313329: yes
05:47:11 PM LilyMarie: Of course I'd like them xD
05:47:25 PM rcrfan313329: all u have to do is a show on skype for me
05:47:38 PM LilyMarie: sure.
05:47:46 PM rcrfan313329: show first please
05:48:00 PM rcrfan313329: what is ur skype name baby
05:48:35 PM rcrfan313329: well
05:48:45 PM LilyMarie: You can tip for a skype show and then we make an appointment and I'll tell you my skype name.
05:48:57 PM rcrfan313329: 10,000
05:49:25 PM LilyMarie: ?
05:49:38 PM rcrfan313329: 10,000 tokens for the show first
05:50:38 PM LilyMarie: You can tip however much you like, and I'll tell you how many skype minutes/hours you can get for that.
05:50:41 PM LilyMarie: Then I'll add you on skype.
05:50:46 PM LilyMarie: We can do the show when I log off.
05:50:59 PM rcrfan313329: 50,000 for the show first
05:51:23 PM LilyMarie: what are you talking about.
05:51:40 PM rcrfan313329: 50,000 tokens to do thej show first on skype
05:52:17 PM LilyMarie: you want me to do the show before you tip me?
05:52:31 PM rcrfan313329: yes and u will even get a new car
05:55:50 PM LilyMarie: you don't have a dollar in your pocket, dude.
05:55:53 PM LilyMarie: you're ridiculous. gtfo
05:56:40 PM rcrfan313329: well i would have gave u 100,000
05:56:51 PM LilyMarie: no xD
05:56:55 PM LilyMarie: you don't have ANY tokens.
05:56:58 PM LilyMarie: your tokens are hidden.
05:57:01 PM rcrfan313329: yes i do
05:57:02 PM LilyMarie: you see, you pay girls FIRST
05:57:06 PM LilyMarie: and then they give you stuff.
05:57:09 PM LilyMarie: not the other way round.
05:57:24 PM rcrfan313329: u just said for 100,000 u would do it first
05:57:47 PM LilyMarie: NO xD
05:57:53 PM LilyMarie: I'm making fun of you the whole time
05:57:55 PM LilyMarie: unhide your tokens
05:58:05 PM rcrfan313329: i know
05:58:27 PM rcrfan313329: i was gonna offer u 250,000
06:00:32 PM rcrfan313329: well then u should have not said u do it for 100,000
06:01:36 PM LilyMarie: I didn't
06:01:38 PM LilyMarie: It was a joke
06:01:46 PM LilyMarie: NO GIRL WILL EVER GIVE YOU A SHOW BEFORE YOU PAY HER.
06:01:47 PM rcrfan313329: yeah ok
06:02:20 PM rcrfan313329: yes last offer 500,000
06:03:14 PM LilyMarie:
06:03:56 PM rcrfan313329: 750,000
06:04:13 PM LilyMarie: like I said, you don't have a dollar in your pocket. That's why you're hiding your tokens.
06:04:22 PM LilyMarie: You don't even know what 750000 tokens means.
06:04:46 PM rcrfan313329: no that is not y i don't want noone to see how many tokens i have
06:04:59 PM LilyMarie: how many do you have?
06:05:40 PM rcrfan313329: what how many do u want i have my own company
06:07:00 PM LilyMarie: what's your company's name?
06:07:48 PM rcrfan313329: t & k landscaping and construction
06:08:27 PM rcrfan313329: so what do u say
06:09:18 PM LilyMarie: You can tip the right amount for a skype show and then we can do it.
06:09:31 PM LilyMarie: If you think I'll give you anything without seeing the money first, you have the intelligence of a 7 year old.
06:09:44 PM rcrfan313329: 1 million
06:11:23 PM LilyMarie: sure, tip it. Then we can skype.
06:11:35 PM rcrfan313329: no
06:12:04 PM LilyMarie: cause you don't have ANY tokens, man
06:12:06 PM LilyMarie: im telling you
06:12:10 PM LilyMarie: no one's falling for that game
06:12:14 PM rcrfan313329: yes i do
06:13:13 PM rcrfan313329: 2 million
06:14:24 PM rcrfan313329: 5 million
06:15:36 PM rcrfan313329: so u doing it
06:19:04 PM rcrfan313329: 10 million
06:20:35 PM rcrfan313329: y must u be a bitch for
06:21:25 PM LilyMarie: I'm not a bitch, I just don't fall for your shit
06:21:34 PM LilyMarie: You're probably a 13 year old kid who's using his daddy's account.
06:21:39 PM LilyMarie: I can't explain this any other way.
06:21:42 PM rcrfan313329: yeah right
tl;dr:
After starting off at 5000 tokens, this guy ended up offering me 10 million tokens to do a Skype show with him before he paid me for it. Until the end, he thought I was taking him seriously.
05:45:36 PM rcrfan313329: hi
05:45:47 PM LilyMarie: hi
05:45:56 PM rcrfan313329: how r u
05:46:23 PM rcrfan313329: how would u like 5,000
05:46:30 PM LilyMarie: tokens?
05:46:35 PM rcrfan313329: yes
05:47:11 PM LilyMarie: Of course I'd like them xD
05:47:25 PM rcrfan313329: all u have to do is a show on skype for me
05:47:38 PM LilyMarie: sure.
05:47:46 PM rcrfan313329: show first please
05:48:00 PM rcrfan313329: what is ur skype name baby
05:48:35 PM rcrfan313329: well
05:48:45 PM LilyMarie: You can tip for a skype show and then we make an appointment and I'll tell you my skype name.
05:48:57 PM rcrfan313329: 10,000
05:49:25 PM LilyMarie: ?
05:49:38 PM rcrfan313329: 10,000 tokens for the show first
05:50:38 PM LilyMarie: You can tip however much you like, and I'll tell you how many skype minutes/hours you can get for that.
05:50:41 PM LilyMarie: Then I'll add you on skype.
05:50:46 PM LilyMarie: We can do the show when I log off.
05:50:59 PM rcrfan313329: 50,000 for the show first
05:51:23 PM LilyMarie: what are you talking about.
05:51:40 PM rcrfan313329: 50,000 tokens to do thej show first on skype
05:52:17 PM LilyMarie: you want me to do the show before you tip me?
05:52:31 PM rcrfan313329: yes and u will even get a new car
05:55:50 PM LilyMarie: you don't have a dollar in your pocket, dude.
05:55:53 PM LilyMarie: you're ridiculous. gtfo
05:56:40 PM rcrfan313329: well i would have gave u 100,000
05:56:51 PM LilyMarie: no xD
05:56:55 PM LilyMarie: you don't have ANY tokens.
05:56:58 PM LilyMarie: your tokens are hidden.
05:57:01 PM rcrfan313329: yes i do
05:57:02 PM LilyMarie: you see, you pay girls FIRST
05:57:06 PM LilyMarie: and then they give you stuff.
05:57:09 PM LilyMarie: not the other way round.
05:57:24 PM rcrfan313329: u just said for 100,000 u would do it first
05:57:47 PM LilyMarie: NO xD
05:57:53 PM LilyMarie: I'm making fun of you the whole time
05:57:55 PM LilyMarie: unhide your tokens
05:58:05 PM rcrfan313329: i know
05:58:27 PM rcrfan313329: i was gonna offer u 250,000
06:00:32 PM rcrfan313329: well then u should have not said u do it for 100,000
06:01:36 PM LilyMarie: I didn't
06:01:38 PM LilyMarie: It was a joke
06:01:46 PM LilyMarie: NO GIRL WILL EVER GIVE YOU A SHOW BEFORE YOU PAY HER.
06:01:47 PM rcrfan313329: yeah ok
06:02:20 PM rcrfan313329: yes last offer 500,000
06:03:14 PM LilyMarie:
06:03:56 PM rcrfan313329: 750,000
06:04:13 PM LilyMarie: like I said, you don't have a dollar in your pocket. That's why you're hiding your tokens.
06:04:22 PM LilyMarie: You don't even know what 750000 tokens means.
06:04:46 PM rcrfan313329: no that is not y i don't want noone to see how many tokens i have
06:04:59 PM LilyMarie: how many do you have?
06:05:40 PM rcrfan313329: what how many do u want i have my own company
06:07:00 PM LilyMarie: what's your company's name?
06:07:48 PM rcrfan313329: t & k landscaping and construction
06:08:27 PM rcrfan313329: so what do u say
06:09:18 PM LilyMarie: You can tip the right amount for a skype show and then we can do it.
06:09:31 PM LilyMarie: If you think I'll give you anything without seeing the money first, you have the intelligence of a 7 year old.
06:09:44 PM rcrfan313329: 1 million
06:11:23 PM LilyMarie: sure, tip it. Then we can skype.
06:11:35 PM rcrfan313329: no
06:12:04 PM LilyMarie: cause you don't have ANY tokens, man
06:12:06 PM LilyMarie: im telling you
06:12:10 PM LilyMarie: no one's falling for that game
06:12:14 PM rcrfan313329: yes i do
06:13:13 PM rcrfan313329: 2 million
06:14:24 PM rcrfan313329: 5 million
06:15:36 PM rcrfan313329: so u doing it
06:19:04 PM rcrfan313329: 10 million
06:20:35 PM rcrfan313329: y must u be a bitch for
06:21:25 PM LilyMarie: I'm not a bitch, I just don't fall for your shit
06:21:34 PM LilyMarie: You're probably a 13 year old kid who's using his daddy's account.
06:21:39 PM LilyMarie: I can't explain this any other way.
06:21:42 PM rcrfan313329: yeah right
tl;dr:
After starting off at 5000 tokens, this guy ended up offering me 10 million tokens to do a Skype show with him before he paid me for it. Until the end, he thought I was taking him seriously.
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