Things members say that make you LOL

[zippypinhead]

Using a hitachi about to cum....doesnt that hurt your vagina?

WTF?

Makes me wonder if he has ever seen let alone touched a woman's vagina....

In all fairness, hitachis do sound like weed whackers.

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

XciteMee: damn babe, wish that was my 10 inches

How many wishes would that take, about three?

 

[LilyMarie]

Using a hitachi about to cum....doesnt that hurt your vagina?

WTF?

Makes me wonder if he has ever seen let alone touched a woman's vagina....

Also, you can only see a vagina with a speculum.

 

[Jupiter551]

 

[ComicOzzie]

Using a hitachi about to cum....doesnt that hurt your vagina?

WTF?

Sure, if you shove the damn thing inside it.

 

[Hermione_]

Probably one of my more entertaining PMs..

afrikan_male:  luv white women but we do not have in my country
afrikan_male: i from west afrika
afrikan_male: don't move to australia come here
afrikan_male: u be princess here
afrikan_male: it is the dream of black men in my country to meet a white woman
afrikan_male: if you want, I can open cam and do afrikan dance for you

 

[Alisa]

Probably one of my more entertaining PMs..

afrikan_male:  luv white women but we do not have in my country
afrikan_male: i from west afrika
afrikan_male: don't move to australia come here
afrikan_male: u be princess here
afrikan_male: it is the dream of black men in my country to meet a white woman
afrikan_male: if you want, I can open cam and do afrikan dance for you

I think he said the same thing in my room 4-times.

 

[Jupiter551]

Probably one of my more entertaining PMs..

afrikan_male:  luv white women but we do not have in my country
afrikan_male: i from west afrika
afrikan_male: don't move to australia come here
afrikan_male: u be princess here
afrikan_male: it is the dream of black men in my country to meet a white woman
afrikan_male: if you want, I can open cam and do afrikan dance for you

I think he said the same thing in my room 4-times.

please tell me someone agreed to watch the 'afrikan' dance

 

[Hermione_]

Probably one of my more entertaining PMs..

afrikan_male:  luv white women but we do not have in my country
afrikan_male: i from west afrika
afrikan_male: don't move to australia come here
afrikan_male: u be princess here
afrikan_male: it is the dream of black men in my country to meet a white woman
afrikan_male: if you want, I can open cam and do afrikan dance for you

I think he said the same thing in my room 4-times.

please tell me someone agreed to watch the 'afrikan' dance

i was really tempted to but for some reason declined. hahaha totally regret it.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Probably one of my more entertaining PMs..

afrikan_male:  luv white women but we do not have in my country
afrikan_male: i from west afrika
afrikan_male: don't move to australia come here
afrikan_male: u be princess here
afrikan_male: it is the dream of black men in my country to meet a white woman
afrikan_male: if you want, I can open cam and do afrikan dance for you

I think he said the same thing in my room 4-times.

please tell me someone agreed to watch the 'afrikan' dance

i was really tempted to but for some reason declined. hahaha totally regret it.

I guarantee you its some white dude from Sheboygan.

 

[LaceyRoyce]

Probably one of my more entertaining PMs..

afrikan_male:  luv white women but we do not have in my country
afrikan_male: i from west afrika
afrikan_male: don't move to australia come here
afrikan_male: u be princess here
afrikan_male: it is the dream of black men in my country to meet a white woman
afrikan_male: if you want, I can open cam and do afrikan dance for you

I do a mean haka on cam....
But i have to be kinda drunk first.

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

Probably one of my more entertaining PMs..

afrikan_male:  luv white women but we do not have in my country
afrikan_male: i from west afrika
afrikan_male: don't move to australia come here
afrikan_male: u be princess here
afrikan_male: it is the dream of black men in my country to meet a white woman
afrikan_male: if you want, I can open cam and do afrikan dance for you

I do a mean haka on cam....
But i have to be kinda drunk first.

I've never seen a woman haka, but I do believe I'd tip to see you do it.

 

[helloimc]

Demonstrate your ass.

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

Demonstrate your ass.

Is this a demand to see how it works or a threat to protest if it isn't shown more?

 

[PlayboyMegan]

Frank01230: i've wasted so many of my kids on you lol

 

[Jupiter551]

Demonstrate your ass.

is this the same as 'test-driving' your ass?

*where do I sign up?

 

[LilyMarie]

I mean, hey, it could literally be anything.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I mean, hey, it could literally be anything.

While you're at it I was wondering what your user name is here on ACF? :lol:

 

[LilyMarie]

I mean, hey, it could literally be anything.

While you're at it I was wondering what your user name is here on ACF? :lol:

Pfft, like I'd tell you. :naughty:

 

[helloimc]

I had oil show in my topic but this member wanted a little more

do a oil bird bath

:lol:

 

[UncleThursday]

Nah... don't let them be a minty tic-tac. Tell them they are an orange tic-tac... so tiny and nobody wants it in their mouth

Dafuq? Orange Tic-Tacs are like friggin candy! On the same token, so are the Icebreakers Duos strawberry flavor...

 

[UncleThursday]

XciteMee: damn babe, wish that was my 10 inches

We all know guys who claim 10 inches online are normally 1 inch.

That's why I always tell girls mine can't be seen by the naked eye... then if they can see it, they think they have super powrs. :lol:

 

[UncleThursday]

OK, now, with the pic, that is fucking funny. :thumbleft:

 

[MrRodry]

 

[sahi]

Was in a model's room on mfc and there was a member who it seems is into financial domination. But I'm not sure if I've seen it quite like this before, lol!

Member: Will u blackmail me into sending u tips if i give you my personal info to use against me??

I think he actually sent some info to the model, because shortly after that he told her that she has mail, haha.
Not sure if the model was that keen on the idea though. Because not long after that he sent the following msgs:-

Member: u forgotten me???
Member: whats happening then????
Member: blackmail???
Member: so....
Member: wot if i dont pay u?

 

[mynameisbob84]

Speaking of financial domination... I tipped a model a few weeks back and she immediately demanded another tip. I was slightly taken aback and asked if she was serious and then she banned me. A few minutes later I got an MFC mail explaining that she's really into financial domination and hoped that I wasn't offended.

I'm thinking that's the kind of thing that if someone wants to partake in it, they'll let the model know. The model would probably be better off not assuming every person who comes into her room is going to enjoy being 'financially dominated' :?

 

[LilyMarie]

Speaking of financial domination... I tipped a model a few weeks back and she immediately demanded another tip. I was slightly taken aback and asked if she was serious and then she banned me. A few minutes later I got an MFC mail explaining that she's really into financial domination and hoped that I wasn't offended.

I'm thinking that's the kind of thing that if someone wants to partake in it, they'll let the model know. The model would probably be better off not assuming every person who comes into her room is going to enjoy being 'financially dominated' :?

Why... why would you try to financially dominate someone who hasn't said that they're into it O____O
How embarrassing is that. Oh my God.

 

[Anonymous]

Speaking of financial domination... I tipped a model a few weeks back and she immediately demanded another tip. I was slightly taken aback and asked if she was serious and then she banned me. A few minutes later I got an MFC mail explaining that she's really into financial domination and hoped that I wasn't offended.

:lol:

If she has a habit of doing this with every guy who tips her, she's turning away a lot of business and giving herself a bad rep. Most guys on MFC are not gonna be into financial domination. Maybe she has enough regulars who are into it that allows her to do pretty well on MFC? I don't know. But to just assume that new tippers in the room will be into it...that's NUTS!

Sorry that you got banned though, Bob.

 

[Trav]

Speaking of financial domination... I tipped a model a few weeks back and she immediately demanded another tip. I was slightly taken aback and asked if she was serious and then she banned me. A few minutes later I got an MFC mail explaining that she's really into financial domination and hoped that I wasn't offended.

I'm thinking that's the kind of thing that if someone wants to partake in it, they'll let the model know. The model would probably be better off not assuming every person who comes into her room is going to enjoy being 'financially dominated' :?

Haha, she's really into financial domination? Isn't like... everyone into that from the dominant side? Isn't that just called being into asking for free money and recieving said money?

I thought l'd discovered my fetishes, but damn, I'm totally into financial domination if that counts. :lol:

 

[LilyMarie]

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