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HarmlessSquirrel said:
LilyMarie said:
DANIELjazz: your so beutifull
DANIELjazz: your like a dirty diseny princess
DANIELjazz: you know it

That's actually a rather charming and reasonable characterization. I like it so much that I'll ignore that fact that he's illiterate. Okay, maybe I didn't ignore it completely. Perhaps I'm a dick.
I too thought the "dirty disney princess" bit was cute! In a weird way :D
What made me lol was the "you know it" at the end. Like "you know I'm right, don't even try to deny that you're a dirty disney princess." :lol:
 
[6:20:11 PM] : oh and btw for later check this out https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=93342 it's an hour by hour account
[6:20:13 PM] : of a user's experience
[6:20:25 PM] : on 25i-NBOMe
[6:21:03 PM] : oh and it's called a research chemical because we're researching ourselves ;)
[6:21:44 PM] : and yes the MFC thing haha sorry, it's 6:20pm where I am currently
[6:22:45 PM] : also the screen is crawling with pink, multicoloured gummy worms
[6:23:31 PM] : shit, I think I might have to paste some of this to erowid as a research report
[6:24:38 PM] : darn: hit that point where you knew you should have started the research report when you actually STARTED instead of trying to get it underway halfway through...
[6:25:40 PM] : hallucinating hard wow
[6:25:50 PM] : never hallucinated like this on acid
[6:26:16 PM] : this is what the cartoons started to imply acid would be like LOL
[6:26:45 PM] : as if they could ever describe it to someone who;s never oh my god
[6:27:40 PM] : I have the most beautiful multicoloured fractal hallucinations going on right now
[6:27:51 PM] : all over the screen
[6:28:28 PM] : wow
[6:28:35 PM] : just wow :)
[6:29:51 PM] : if you can imagine what a 3 dimensional stereoscopic holographic kaleidoscope overlaying reality right now
[6:30:02 PM] : that's pretty spectacularly close :D
 
Jupiter551 said:
[6:20:11 PM] : oh and btw for later check this out https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=93342 it's an hour by hour account
[6:20:13 PM] : of a user's experience
[6:20:25 PM] : on 25i-NBOMe
[6:21:03 PM] : oh and it's called a research chemical because we're researching ourselves ;)
[6:21:44 PM] : and yes the MFC thing haha sorry, it's 6:20pm where I am currently
[6:22:45 PM] : also the screen is crawling with pink, multicoloured gummy worms
[6:23:31 PM] : shit, I think I might have to paste some of this to erowid as a research report
[6:24:38 PM] : darn: hit that point where you knew you should have started the research report when you actually STARTED instead of trying to get it underway halfway through...
[6:25:40 PM] : hallucinating hard wow
[6:25:50 PM] : never hallucinated like this on acid
[6:26:16 PM] : this is what the cartoons started to imply acid would be like LOL
[6:26:45 PM] : as if they could ever describe it to someone who;s never oh my god
[6:27:40 PM] : I have the most beautiful multicoloured fractal hallucinations going on right now
[6:27:51 PM] : all over the screen
[6:28:28 PM] : wow
[6:28:35 PM] : just wow :)
[6:29:51 PM] : if you can imagine what a 3 dimensional stereoscopic holographic kaleidoscope overlaying reality right now
[6:30:02 PM] : that's pretty spectacularly close :D

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VenPerv2 said:
Jupiter551 said:
[6:20:11 PM] : oh and btw for later check this out https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=93342 it's an hour by hour account
[6:20:13 PM] : of a user's experience
[6:20:25 PM] : on 25i-NBOMe
[6:21:03 PM] : oh and it's called a research chemical because we're researching ourselves ;)
[6:21:44 PM] : and yes the MFC thing haha sorry, it's 6:20pm where I am currently
[6:22:45 PM] : also the screen is crawling with pink, multicoloured gummy worms
[6:23:31 PM] : shit, I think I might have to paste some of this to erowid as a research report
[6:24:38 PM] : darn: hit that point where you knew you should have started the research report when you actually STARTED instead of trying to get it underway halfway through...
[6:25:40 PM] : hallucinating hard wow
[6:25:50 PM] : never hallucinated like this on acid
[6:26:16 PM] : this is what the cartoons started to imply acid would be like LOL
[6:26:45 PM] : as if they could ever describe it to someone who;s never oh my god
[6:27:40 PM] : I have the most beautiful multicoloured fractal hallucinations going on right now
[6:27:51 PM] : all over the screen
[6:28:28 PM] : wow
[6:28:35 PM] : just wow :)
[6:29:51 PM] : if you can imagine what a 3 dimensional stereoscopic holographic kaleidoscope overlaying reality right now
[6:30:02 PM] : that's pretty spectacularly close :D

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Hahah yeah, dunno who that dude was but he was seriously fucked up by the sound of it :lol:
 
xGIANT: it's a miracle
xGIANT: HOW CAN ONE BE SO SEXY ?????????????????
GabrielsOmen: well first you add sugar and spice and everything nice
GabrielsOmen: THAN CHEMICAL X!!!!
 
I have been informed that I may very well have the biggest and longest pigtails on Earth.
 

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This happened today, shortly before and during my shower cumshow.

funnyfly6900: your body is excite me
bgmcd: ya bb your body so good I make excite all over floor
gnomers: I jar milk and 1 bread every day, you treat like princess, your body excite all the coven
bgmcd: ya bb your body so good I make excite all over floor
gnomers: Hey BB, let's get you wet
bgmcd: ya bb we make wet bb
bgmcd: make many teep for get wet
gnomers: You get many wet, we all much excite, thank for boom boom bb
bgmcd: bb we get water on you body bb then make teep for cum and open bobs and poosy
bradrcis: make many good times
bgmcd: we make shower then wet on floor not from wash but from poosy water bb if many teep we make
gnomers: poosy water make many excite bb
bgmcd: yes we all make wet from poosy and bobs
bgmcd: we make funny time bb you make sexy time then we teep
gnomers: yes many love for bobs and poosy, i make excite all over self
bradrcis: we love you long time, make many boom boom
bgmcd: I make love juice in my pants bb, need have wash for underwears
gnomers: bb you make boom boom very fast before goats escape from coven
bgmcd: and camels (apparently)
bgmcd: 236 people bb
bgmcd: all pls make teep for cum
bgmcd: so many cocks in the air bb like forest of cocks
gnomers: 236 people watch you make wash and boom boom bb, many excite for poosy water
bgmcd: like trees that come out of boosh
bgmcd: now 241 boosh with cocks
bgmcd: maybe 230 boosh, 255 cocks, some shave bb
gnomers: so many cock bush for you bb, even more than goats in coven
bgmcd: some have beeg boosh but cock too small bb but still make love juice from shower cum bb and make many teep
maurice468: hi
maurice468: how are you
gnomers: lol bg, you're a fucking genius dude
bgmcd: thx bb pls teep for joke
bgmcd: (careful gnomers or I'll start PMing you for teeps every time you log on)
gnomers: haha
bgmcd: we make fun time in pvt or grp for tks bb
gnomers: many cock bush and goat desire to teep your poosy for boom boom
bgmcd: THIS IS AMAZING
bgmcd: it's gonna take her like three hours to cum at this rate
gnomers: Everytime she's close we have to reference camels
(I put some shower gel on my boobs)
bgmcd: ooh bb eet look like I make cumming on your bobs
gnomers: so much water make camel jelus bb
maurice468: may i join you
bgmcd: you make teep for join bb maurice
bgmcd: and you open bobs
gnomers: many tip maurice and then boom boom from poosy
bgmcd: so much juicy from poosy
bgmcd: we make teep lily make poosy joosy
gnomers: bb make all the juicy poosy look like camel in desert so much dry from bobs
bgmcd: HAHA gnomers!!
bgmcd: 310 penises 4 u bb
(I talk about getting my laptop wet and ask if it's OK as long as only the screen gets wet)
gnomers: You don't want to get the laptop wet at all, ideally. Water + electronics = not good
metalmucher: Lily needs a Toughbook
bgmcd: we make teep for toughbook bb
gnomers: keep camera item much dry like camel bb
bgmcd has tipped LilyMarie 100 tokens: 'yes bb you make good sound from toy in your poosy'
gnomers: so many excite cock for coven princess bb
bgmcd has tipped LilyMarie 100 tokens: 'ok now I actually have to go but y'all kids have a good time! '
gnomers: he make excite all over self and much leave time now bb
(I talk about my mascara running under the water in the shower)
gnomers: so much goth during boom boom time bb
gnomers: must tend many goat and camel, have good day princess coven bb
 
I was on vacation in my room, wearing a super cute beret type hat because I'd just come inside from the 45 °F cold, windy beach patio. I hadn't taken the hat of yet because the guys who commented on it liked it.

So this guy comes in, doesn't say hello or anything, just...

USbulldog: You have great boobs,but take your hat off!
USbulldog: Take your hat Off!
USbulldog: I want to see your hair !
USbulldog: No Hair? Good Bye

He had 0 tokens, 60 reward points, and his account was 864 days old. :clap:
That awkward moment when you're demanding, broke AND rude and you still believe that the model will mind you leaving her room. :?
 
yummybrownfox said:
Me: I'm 31.
Him: 41
Him: Me Indian. U?

*thinking to myself* Me White. Can't you tell from my pictures? :lol:
At first I thought same but...actually maybe he's asking if you were partly Indian lol (dot, not feather), or even black-Latina (bunch of hottie Colombian chicas with very dark skin and African roots :drool: )
 
This is the weighty shit discussed in Lounge 10000, among the 'elite' premiums of MFC. We tackle everything from quantum theory to discussing roast beef, then mispelling beef as 'bees', evolving into a discussion of roasting bees on toothpicks as appetizers, and finally:
 

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(In premium chat)

New Regular: Mom
Mmmm
Me: :? Uhhh....what?
New Regular: Sorry typo!!!

I've never been called "Mom" in a private before... :lol:
 
Sevrin said:
PlayboyMegan said:
I'm under "pornstars" on SM (because I'm a Playboy model) so I got this today

slh2099: Omg ive pirtated all of your movies!!

And I don't have any movies!!! bahahahah
A real fan PIRTAT doesn't let details like that stop him.
FTFY :thumbleft:
 
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Sevrin said:
PlayboyMegan said:
I'm under "pornstars" on SM (because I'm a Playboy model) so I got this today

slh2099: Omg ive pirtated all of your movies!!

And I don't have any movies!!! bahahahah
A real fan doesn't let details like that stop him.
I thought a real fan tips the model or buy the movies. At least that's what I do. :)
 
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