Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Maxi]

Gooood luck with that.

 

[Ozzie_]

That was the busiest 5min private ever. I couldn't help but have the song "dance monkey" playing in my head....


What do you think boys and girls, was it a genuine one at the end?

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I got exhausted just reading it!

 

[misterical]

That was the busiest 5min private ever. I couldn't help but have the song "dance monkey" playing in my head....


What do you think boys and girls, was it a genuine one at the end?

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He didn't know what he wanted. Like a dog with two cocks.

 

[Highlander884]

So a guy went into a model's room and ranted about some other model he tipped 200 but her toy disconnected midway through and he's now sulking because he wanted a refund and didnt get one.
Again he's ranting about a different model.

Now Naturally we were left wondering wtf this had to do with the current lady he was visiting and didn't really give an answer.
Wtf

 

[Ozzie_]

So a guy went into a model's room and ranted about some other model he tipped 200 but her toy disconnected midway through and he's now sulking because he wanted a refund and didnt get one.
Again he's ranting about a different model.

Now Naturally we were left wondering wtf this had to do with the current lady he was visiting and didn't really give an answer.
Wtf

Yeah once had similar happen in my friend's room. Dude was complaining becasue another model banned him. We were all like " Tell someone who cares, dude. Oh and don't be a dick and you won't get banned"

 

[rockin_rod]

So a guy went into a model's room and ranted about some other model he tipped 200 but her toy disconnected midway through and he's now sulking because he wanted a refund and didnt get one.
Again he's ranting about a different model.

Now Naturally we were left wondering wtf this had to do with the current lady he was visiting and didn't really give an answer.
Wtf

People who bring such negativity into a room (especially relating to a different room altogether) really should expect to be kicked IMO.

 

[NotYou]

Does anyone know what this guy means?
The model was there naked, and this was his first comment.


3:37 AM
BONNDAS007
It's like a camera turns on and no one is watching so get bored until life is scary

 

[NotYou]

...except for paying bills and buying food.



3:55 AM
RAAGAANIIUS
If you don't get your token what you're going to do with it, it's not going to help anything anyway

 

[rockin_rod]

said the user without tokens, who has taken over 3 years to reach SC level 12

 

[RainForest]

From a user point of view I've seen this so many times, I think the mass majority of cam girls have had to put up with that shit.

The thing is, if he believes that, then wtf does it say about him, besides him being a cunt I mean.

This space is so cool, I want to share my opinion

When the user doesn't have tokens and wants me to do a lot of things for him, I set his limit and he starts insulting me, telling me that this job is for low-value women, that I don't respect myself for working here, just because I didn't do things. free for him. has it happened to you? I would like to know your opinions

I've never seen a demanding token less grey user ever convert to a paying user. Depending on my mood, I may give them one freebie peak and then I just ignore.

 

[bud9752]

That was the busiest 5min private ever. I couldn't help but have the song "dance monkey" playing in my head....


What do you think boys and girls, was it a genuine one at the end?

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he wants it all and he wants it now

 

[MarieElise]

Bahahahahaha some guy is up in my DMs LARPing. He sent me a pic of "his dick", and his pubes and body hair are all blonde. Then he sent me a pic of "his face" and it's a super hot guy with a jet black beard, and jet black facial hair. Hahahahahaha some of these people are such dipshits

 

[darcyduke]

'Slag'

Wonderful.

 

[Hiunds]

Bahahahahaha some guy is up in my DMs LARPing. He sent me a pic of "his dick", and his pubes and body hair are all blonde. Then he sent me a pic of "his face" and it's a super hot guy with a jet black beard, and jet black facial hair. Hahahahahaha some of these people are such dipshits

“I have a rare medical condition. It also makes my abs look like Ryan Reynolds’”

 

[LilyLaughing]

@Hiunds - well this made me laugh SO much reading it after ...

This morning I took a call from someone telling me he had a 6.5" cock and then kept hinting at SPH interests and how important it is that I'm SUPER HONEST. Well, basically I *always am* until I get into roleplay/fantasy territory.

Then he went on to tell me what a genius he was (comparing himself to Stephen Hawking) and going DEEP into some medical reason and terminology as to why he, as a particular genius, has a super rare and unknown form of body dysmorphia making his 9" cock look to him like it was before he grew. A special brain sensitivity that only happens to extreme geniuses due to their larger brain cells and neural pathways. (really?? larger brain cells?) Therefore, he has "the most unique relationship a man has with cock than anyone else in the world."

So exhausting. Who is the honest one here, Mr. Snowflake?

Oh well. He at least was paying for my time and had a cute accent but my head was spinning the whole time.

 

[RainForest]

@Hiunds - well this made me laugh SO much reading it after ...

This morning I took a call from someone telling me he had a 6.5" cock and then kept hinting at SPH interests and how important it is that I'm SUPER HONEST. Well, basically I *always am* until I get into roleplay/fantasy territory.

Then he went on to tell me what a genius he was (comparing himself to Stephen Hawking) and going DEEP into some medical reason and terminology as to why he, as a particular genius, has a super rare and unknown form of body dysmorphia making his 9" cock look to him like it was before he grew. A special brain sensitivity that only happens to extreme geniuses due to their larger brain cells and neural pathways. (really?? larger brain cells?) Therefore, he has "the most unique relationship a man has with cock than anyone else in the world."

So exhausting. Who is the honest one here, Mr. Snowflake?

Oh well. He at least was paying for my time and had a cute accent but my head was spinning the whole time.

Either has a high opinion of himself or is very high.

 

[Smoothie]

Then he went on to tell me what a genius he was (comparing himself to Stephen Hawking) and going DEEP into some medical reason and terminology as to why he, as a particular genius, has a super rare and unknown form of body dysmorphia making his 9" cock look to him like it was before he grew. A special brain sensitivity that only happens to extreme geniuses due to their larger brain cells and neural pathways. (really?? larger brain cells?) Therefore, he has "the most unique relationship a man has with cock than anyone else in the world."

This comes across like a guy who reads way too many superhero graphic novels inventing an origin story for his own junk.

 

[LilyLaughing]

Either has a high opinion of himself or is very high.

Errrm he also described him as physically looking like David Beckham.

I now assume he looks like Stephen Hawking.

When is "delulu" getting its place in the Oxford English Dictionary???

ETA - Stephen Hawking IS attractive! For reasons! Liars screaming at me to be honest are not.

 

[LilyLaughing]

This comes across like a guy who reads way too many superhero graphic novels inventing an origin story for his own junk.

OK but now I wanna write a graphic novel origin story of my junk.

I don't really care that people lie/do fantasy role play during phonesex but when half of the time is telling me to be honest but also re-questioning and trying to coach me to use the words they want ... idk what to say. He needs to learn better manipulation tactics cuz I'm down with a David Beckham lookalike genius with a 9" dick and a big brain but ... AHHH!

Also: "why do you have a ruler at your desk? Is it for measuring cocks?" Me: "No I'm an artist."

But thanks for centering my desk supplies around your kink.

 

[misterical]

I don't really care that people lie/do fantasy role play during phonesex but when half of the time is telling me to be honest but also re-questioning and trying to coach me to use the words they want ... idk what to say. He needs to learn better manipulation tactics cuz I'm down with a David Beckham lookalike genius with a 9" dick and a big brain but ... AHHH!

In the unlikely event that David Beckham-Hawking turns up at your door with his huge wanger, just make sure to tell him to remain silent. A robotic Mickey Mouse on the helium is not what you need to hear to get you in the mood.

 

[RainForest]

Errrm he also described him as physically looking like David Beckham.

I now assume he looks like Stephen Hawking.

When is "delulu" getting its place in the Oxford English Dictionary???

ETA - Stephen Hawking IS attractive! For reasons! Liars screaming at me to be honest are not.

If you're on Chaturbate when this happens, ask them to c2c you and watch how he vanishes . Been there done that

 

[RainForest]

OK but now I wanna write a graphic novel origin story of my junk.

I don't really care that people lie/do fantasy role play during phonesex but when half of the time is telling me to be honest but also re-questioning and trying to coach me to use the words they want ... idk what to say. He needs to learn better manipulation tactics cuz I'm down with a David Beckham lookalike genius with a 9" dick and a big brain but ... AHHH!

Also: "why do you have a ruler at your desk? Is it for measuring cocks?" Me: "No I'm an artist."

But thanks for centering my desk supplies around your kink.

 

[MarieElise]

Dipshits I tell you... total Dipshits!
A guy using a nod to "HepC" in his screen name, got angry I banned him from my room.
Are some people seriously just fucking beyond stupid or what?
I'm on a masturbation site where my goal is to have fun, and act the least amount possible.
You're coming in my room making me think of diseases and infectious body secretions? GTFO.
Sorry, not sorry; another Head's up the Asser.
No bad decisions were made.

 

[Iluvablow69]

This is now my favourite thread.
Some of these things are outrageous haha

Audacity levels high, token balance low

Also, I hope no one takes these messages to heart!!

 

[MarieElise]

Also, I hope no one takes these messages to heart!!

Awh nice of you to check.
I think most of us see through a lot of this bullshit.

But it's certainly nice to read Members trying to balance it off with nice words, and encouragement too. That makes a difference (to me anyway).
Words are important, especially on the internet. People can be quick to spew the negative and ugly (which honestly is based in biology of the brain and survival, so hard to fault too much for that), and slow to share positive sentiments/ statements. Nice to read positive things, nevertheless though.

Takes concerted effort to share praise and positive remarks as well, more than it takes to share complaints etc.

 

[Vixxen81]

I don't take the negativity personally because the number of times someone is stone cold wrong about my state of mind is baffling to me. They don't know who I am as a person or why I speak the way I do. So all with a grain of salt, really. Some cases an entire salt lick.

 

[Maxi]

 

[LilyLaughing]

Tell me you answered you'd pretend to give a shit.

 

[Hiunds]

Tell me you answered you'd pretend to give a shit.

Lily, you have a quick wit. Love it!

 

[rockin_rod]