Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[rockin_rod]

Oh hell yeah. NNN terrible idea across the board.
I prefer to endorse 'Nut More'n Ever' in an effort to make up for anyone silly enough to attempt it.
(It's a 12-month rolling program)

 

[MarieElise]

Oh hell yeah. NNN terrible idea across the board.
I prefer to endorse 'Nut More'n Ever' in an effort to make up for anyone silly enough to attempt it.

Not every man can nut forever. No point wasting even one. In my humble opinion ?
Enjoy them while you still can guys, no matter what month it is!! ?

 

[yummybrownfox]

Most families don't like seeing their families engaging in sexual activity!
If the model wasn't broadcasting, just alone in her room playing with herself, the dad would still be unhappy walking in seeing that!
And guess what, the daughter wouldn't like it if her dad caught her in the act of nudity/masturbation.

Would anyone here be comfortable seeing family members doing 'stuff' /having family members see you going at it? ?

Huh? This is such an odd response to rockin_rod’s above post.

 

[NotYou]

brazo91
Hola cariño que tal? Yo soy un chico italiano y me gustaria ir a visitar colombia. Visto que seria mi primera vez ahí, me gustaría conocer de forma natural con una mujer guapa y simpática del sitio. Estarías interesada en conocernos?

brazo91
Me llamo Darío y tengo 32 años. Quiero decirte también sinceramente que yo no salgo con chicas a cambio de dinero , eso nunca lo he hecho, me gustan las cosas naturales, tiene que ser por gusto de los 2 si nos gustamos. Por eso si te apetece podría compartir cámara ahora mismo y si te gusto, pues te podria hablar de mi y luego me podrías dejar tu número, así vamos hablando y conociéndonos


Translation:
brazo91
Hi honey, how are you? I'm an Italian guy and I'd like to visit Colombia. Since it would be my first time there, I'd like to meet a nice, friendly woman from the place in a natural way. Would you be interested in meeting me?

brazo91
My name is Dario and I'm 32 years old. I also want to tell you honestly that I don't go out with girls in exchange for money, I've never done that, I like natural things, it has to be for the pleasure of both if we like each other. So if you feel like it I could share a camera right now and if you like me, I could tell you about myself and then you could leave me your number, so we can talk and get to know each other

 

[bud9752]

brazo91
Hola cariño que tal? Yo soy un chico italiano y me gustaria ir a visitar colombia. Visto que seria mi primera vez ahí, me gustaría conocer de forma natural con una mujer guapa y simpática del sitio. Estarías interesada en conocernos?

brazo91
Me llamo Darío y tengo 32 años. Quiero decirte también sinceramente que yo no salgo con chicas a cambio de dinero , eso nunca lo he hecho, me gustan las cosas naturales, tiene que ser por gusto de los 2 si nos gustamos. Por eso si te apetece podría compartir cámara ahora mismo y si te gusto, pues te podria hablar de mi y luego me podrías dejar tu número, así vamos hablando y conociéndonos


Translation:
brazo91
Hi honey, how are you? I'm an Italian guy and I'd like to visit Colombia. Since it would be my first time there, I'd like to meet a nice, friendly woman from the place in a natural way. Would you be interested in meeting me?

brazo91
My name is Dario and I'm 32 years old. I also want to tell you honestly that I don't go out with girls in exchange for money, I've never done that, I like natural things, it has to be for the pleasure of both if we like each other. So if you feel like it I could share a camera right now and if you like me, I could tell you about myself and then you could leave me your number, so we can talk and get to know each other

and not even offering a Hamburger til next Tuesday offer

 

[NotYou]

This guy still doing his tricks or trying to. This account is 5 months old, so I assume he hasn't managed to convince anyone to PM him for 5 months:
The first message is just seeing if greys can talk, I assume. I came in and muted him - I will always mute this guy, i'd ban him from each room if I could, but sadly I can't.
I love his last message haha


10:49 AM
US-_Attorney
test

10:51 AM
US-_Attorney
Whoever did your makeup today did a stupendous work on you. Stunning & very elegant I may add.

10:51 AM
US-_Attorney
Good morning, What are you seeking to achieve as I am interested to discover further according for me to help you . Please reply to me directly in writing

10:52 AM
US-_Attorney
May I suggest to add my name for further confidential proceeding out of the public eyes as this is the only way I will be able to improve your life style to an extreme high level .

 

[Smoothie]

This guy still doing his tricks or trying to. This account is 5 months old, so I assume he hasn't managed to convince anyone to PM him for 5 months:
The first message is just seeing if greys can talk, I assume. I came in and muted him - I will always mute this guy, i'd ban him from each room if I could, but sadly I can't.
I love his last message haha


10:49 AM
US-_Attorney
test

10:51 AM
US-_Attorney
Whoever did your makeup today did a stupendous work on you. Stunning & very elegant I may add.

10:51 AM
US-_Attorney
Good morning, What are you seeking to achieve as I am interested to discover further according for me to help you . Please reply to me directly in writing

10:52 AM
US-_Attorney
May I suggest to add my name for further confidential proceeding out of the public eyes as this is the only way I will be able to improve your life style to an extreme high level .

If he were really good at “improving lifestyle to an extreme high level,” I’d think a lot of people would be coming to him. And he wouldn’t have time to bounce around SC rooms trying to convince random women that he is their ticket to fortune.

 

[NotYou]

This was chaturbate...
This guy was tipping a few 1 tokens and was getting no reaction from the model - obviously understandable...


ravens2024
bye don't need my tips
ravens2024
have that big tipper give you more tokens

** other guy tips 55 tokens for lush vibration **

ravens2024
there you go that old fart is tipping big

 

[Maxi]

Uh-hum, okay, no balcony? Okay?

 

[Highlander884]

Now I can understand that as a kink but any girl that will do that is gonna get banned.

 

[SuperPookie]

Now I can understand that as a kink but any girl that will do that is gonna get banned.

As she should. I hope no one actually does this for him.

 

[NotYou]

Something I see more than it should happen.
A user "compliments" a model but rudely. Specifically by calling the model a "creature", for example:

Hey, wow you're a beautiful creature


Am I the only one who thinks that's rude and disrespectful to call anyone a "creature"? I dunno but for me it just doesn't sound good at all

 

[Ozzie_]

Something I see more than it should happen.
A user "compliments" a model but rudely. Specifically by calling the model a "creature", for example:

Hey, wow you're a beautiful creature


Am I the only one who thinks that's rude and disrespectful to call anyone a "creature"? I dunno but for me it just doesn't sound good at all

It's not something I would ever say. But I think it is more archaic than insulting. If the user is not a native English speaker that could explain it.

 

[SensualJade]

Something I see more than it should happen.
A user "compliments" a model but rudely. Specifically by calling the model a "creature", for example:

Hey, wow you're a beautiful creature


Am I the only one who thinks that's rude and disrespectful to call anyone a "creature"? I dunno but for me it just doesn't sound good at all

Just start hissing at that point..

 

[Vixxen81]

IDK, it seems ethereal to me to be called a creature. I'd stomp some balls if called a "specimen".

 

[cbhours]

This guy still doing his tricks or trying to. This account is 5 months old, so I assume he hasn't managed to convince anyone to PM him for 5 months:
The first message is just seeing if greys can talk, I assume. I came in and muted him - I will always mute this guy, i'd ban him from each room if I could, but sadly I can't.
I love his last message haha


10:49 AM
US-_Attorney
test

10:51 AM
US-_Attorney
Whoever did your makeup today did a stupendous work on you. Stunning & very elegant I may add.

10:51 AM
US-_Attorney
Good morning, What are you seeking to achieve as I am interested to discover further according for me to help you . Please reply to me directly in writing

10:52 AM
US-_Attorney
May I suggest to add my name for further confidential proceeding out of the public eyes as this is the only way I will be able to improve your life style to an extreme high level .

a - and a _ is that stripchat? i guess US-Attorney and US_Attorney were taken? xD

 

[rockin_rod]

IDK, it seems ethereal to me to be called a creature. I'd stomp some balls if called a "specimen".

I just spit my drink out as I read this ^
Signed in to add the below comment

Oh sure, how to try and make someone feel good by describing them like the contents of a test tube or museum display case.

 

[NotYou]

a - and a _ is that stripchat? i guess US-Attorney and US_Attorney were taken? xD

He has been doing this for years and been through many names similar, here is the ones I have seen and noted:
He gets banned and then just adds a new - or _ etc to it, you see the pattern clearly.

Attorney_US

USATTORNEY

USA_Attorney

USA-Attorney

US_Attorney
US__Attorney
US___Attorney

US-Attorney
US--Attorney
US---Attorney
US----Attorney
US-----Attorney
US------Attorney
US-------Attorney
US--------Attorney
US----------Attorney
US-----------Attorney
US------------Attorney
US-------------Attorney
US--------------Attorney
US---------------Attorney
US_--------------Attorney


US____Attorney
US_____Attorney
US______Attorney
US_______Attorney
US_________Attorney
US__________Attorney



US_ATTORNEY

US_-ATTORNEY
US-_Attorney
US-__Attorney

 

[misterical]

He has been doing this for years and been through many names similar, here is the ones I have seen and noted:
He gets banned and then just adds a new - or _ etc to it, you see the pattern clearly.

Attorney_US

USATTORNEY

USA_Attorney

USA-Attorney

US_Attorney
US__Attorney
US___Attorney

US-Attorney
US--Attorney
US---Attorney
US----Attorney
US-----Attorney
US------Attorney
US-------Attorney
US--------Attorney
US----------Attorney
US-----------Attorney
US------------Attorney
US-------------Attorney
US--------------Attorney
US---------------Attorney
US_--------------Attorney


US____Attorney
US_____Attorney
US______Attorney
US_______Attorney
US_________Attorney
US__________Attorney



US_ATTORNEY

US_-ATTORNEY
US-_Attorney
US-__Attorney

Who the fuck could be bothered.

 

[Highlander884]

"Scammers always start with no make-up, remember that"

Have no idea why he wrote that.

 

[CallMeMaria]

I will eat my chips if I want to eat my chips alright. No time, no place is wrong for some cheesy doritos amirightladies?!

 

[MarieElise]

Some of these guys just say the most stupid, generic shit. I've never even had a show or interacted with this Lugnut before ?
All this manosphere bullshit does, is make them stick out like sore thumbs.
Keep on reading your PUA regurgitated drivel, Fuckwads. Makes you easier to spot ?
I'm pretending to be a dude, and infiltrating that world. I know what these dumbasses are believing and being fed.
I'm building a whole, complex male alter ego just to fuck with these people in my spare time.
HAHAHAHA I'M IN BITCHES, I'M IN ?

 

[SensualJade]

Some of these guys just say the most stupid, generic shit. I've never even had a show or interacted with this Lugnut before ?
All this manosphere bullshit does, is make them stick out like sore thumbs.
Keep on reading your PUA regurgitated drivel, Fuckwads. Makes you easier to spot ?
I'm pretending to be a dude, and infiltrating that world. I know what these dumbasses are believing and being fed.
I'm building a whole, complex male alter ego just to fuck with these people in my spare time.
HAHAHAHA I'M IN BITCHES, I'M IN ?

The whole daddy thing always freaked me out ugh. Anyone with the name “daddy” in it is out of sight and out of mind for me.

 

[MarieElise]

The whole daddy thing always freaked me out ugh. Anyone with the name “daddy” in it is out of sight and out of mind for me.

I don't mind it at the right time in the right context. But these dipshits coming in using it right off the bat, when they are obviously broke fucka, with no skill, make me laugh. It's supposed to be a BDSM thing. It's like these fucking chumps that start acting like you're their best friend, when you don't even know who the fuck they are. They can keep that fake bullshit the fuck out of my room. I ain't with it.

But yeah when they put it in their screen name or use it indiscriminately, right off the bat, they 99% of the time suck. Same with the dudes that put money references in their screen names. Always broke and trying to manipulate ?‍

 

[MarieElise]

People are being weird af on SM tonight. Noone is acting like they even want to masturbate.
I keep getting strangers coming in treating my free chat like a Dear Annie column.
Lol sexualizing therapy doesn't really do it for me... In fact I find that a giant turn off.

 

[yummybrownfox]

The whole daddy thing always freaked me out ugh. Anyone with the name “daddy” in it is out of sight and out of mind for me.

Same. A previous fwb used to want me to call him “daddy,” and it was such a turnoff for me. I’ve lost interest in hangin’ out with him anyway. He messaged me the other day, and I still haven’t responded yet.

 

[Vixxen81]

mancometh
(80) Mmmmmm you are the perfect petite specimen!!!! Tyvm

Fuck my life.

 

[rockin_rod]

mancometh
(80) Mmmmmm you are the perfect petite specimen!!!! Tyvm

Fuck my life.

Did mangoeth, or was he kicked out?

 

[Vixxen81]

Did mangoeth, or was he kicked out?

I let him pop off three more tips and then he bailed.

 

[Hiunds]

Did mangoeth, or was he kicked out?

I can only imagine what Vixxen said. She don’t play