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Nordling said::-D Thanks! I should have asked when I was in your room, but I was afraid it'd come off wrong. lol You have a great room, btw.jizzgooglez said:Nordling said::lol: Nearest I've seen is a model named "jizzgooglez." Not sure what it means. lolThe_Brown_Fox said:Nordling said:Ha ha! I LOVE the name "RandomJizzBall."
Hehe! I will crack up laughing if I actually see a member with that name. :mrgreen:
thats me! lolol the name originates from Jizz Goggles which are glasses (goggles) that shield the eyes from jizz! lol anywho, it turned out being a typo and i kept it figuring it would come up
with less results when searched on the interwebz :lol:
awww thanx! /hug
and yea i get asked at least ONCE day what it means lol
ive thought of changing it back since its such a minor difference but ive grown attached to the quirkiness and '
' factor of jizzgooglez haha
Model asleep:
yeahwhatfun: i would slide my dick in her and wake her up LOL\
yeahwhatfun: if it was only big enough
yeahwhatfun: [
yeahwhatfun: LMAO
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jizzgooglez said:
Jizz Goggles :lol:
Too bad I didn't own a pair years ago. Jizz in your eye really burns!
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Jupiter551 said:Model asleep:
yeahwhatfun: i would slide my dick in her and wake her up LOL\
yeahwhatfun: if it was only big enough
yeahwhatfun: [
yeahwhatfun: LMAO
Dude, I remember that guy! Used to always beg me to do humiliation privates when I wasn't willing to
.The_Brown_Fox said:
I know... worst bit is guys always thinks the glasses would help with that... but they really just act like a funnel and make sure ALL the jizz goes in my eyes. (my glasses are thick, but small. they do not go out past where my skin in still sloping into my eye... and my glasses are curved the wrong way to keep the jizz on them. Hence, drips off my glasses, then down my skin into my eye. Ugh!)
jizzgooglez said:Nordling said::lol: Nearest I've seen is a model named "jizzgooglez." Not sure what it means. lolThe_Brown_Fox said:Nordling said:Ha ha! I LOVE the name "RandomJizzBall."
Hehe! I will crack up laughing if I actually see a member with that name. :mrgreen:
thats me! lolol the name originates from Jizz Goggles which are glasses (goggles) that shield the eyes from jizz! lol anywho, it turned out being a typo and i kept it figuring it would come up
with less results when searched on the interwebz :lol:
I always assumed it was a play on words with beer goggles :lol:
LadyLuna said:Jupiter551 said:Model asleep:
yeahwhatfun: i would slide my dick in her and wake her up LOL\
yeahwhatfun: if it was only big enough
yeahwhatfun: [
yeahwhatfun: LMAO
Dude, I remember that guy! Used to always beg me to do humiliation privates when I wasn't willing to
.The_Brown_Fox said:
I know... worst bit is guys always thinks the glasses would help with that... but they really just act like a funnel and make sure ALL the jizz goes in my eyes. (my glasses are thick, but small. they do not go out past where my skin in still sloping into my eye... and my glasses are curved the wrong way to keep the jizz on them. Hence, drips off my glasses, then down my skin into my eye. Ugh!)
lol mine work awesome, althought the jizz could be aimed better usually its right over the eyes or under and then im like "i said get my glassseesssss dammittttt....k lemme clean up and we'll try again" hahaha
I'm stealing that! :lol: I'm really hoping I get to use it soon!Jupiter551 said:
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lol I found these on a porn review site, and they're too priceless not to post. Keep in mind that these are responses to a review of a website (Twistys.com).
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Half those things... I read them... but they didn't make sense. Like, my brain could not handle the amount of translation from whateverthefuckthatwas to English it required.
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Jessi said:
Whenever I get/see comments like that I go straight to sarcasm mode. "Naw really? You would be interested in intercorse with this attractive woman who is naked on the internet? I'm so shocked
"I can't even help it, it's like an automatic responce now :lol:
I think people sometimes just have difficulty expressing themselves in a way that doesn't appear highly offensive/disrespectful. We know you're excited about seeing naked women - it's implied. That's the entire purpose of pornography. To explicitly state it would just push it beyond the comfort boundaries of the women they talk to. I don't think enough people realise this.
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schlmoe said:
It serves all the functions of pornography - the unique part is the interaction. I'll still refer to MFC as a form of pornography distributor.
edit - I think we were talking about tube-sites for a moment.
Jessi said:
I like the ones who try to "hit on" the video. Like omg bb email me retard@idiots.com. Like the girl in the porn posted it herself and is checking comments for potential lovers...
This guy's "schtick" seems to be pasting this, word for word, on every new girl's profile he can find. Maybe his fetish is deflowering comment walls.
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ShelterLight said:Jessi said:
Whenever I get/see comments like that I go straight to sarcasm mode. "Naw really? You would be interested in intercorse with this attractive woman who is naked on the internet? I'm so shocked
I can't even help it, it's like an automatic responce now :lol:
I was chatting about models I like with some random dude in PM a while back. He would point out someone and I would say "yeah she is hot" and he kept asking "yeah but would you fuck her". I know, as a guy, I'm suppose to instantly commit to fucking anything willing that doesn't grotesque me but I kept thinking "err I don't know, I don't know her"
BoltEyeAm said:ShelterLight said:Jessi said:
Whenever I get/see comments like that I go straight to sarcasm mode. "Naw really? You would be interested in intercorse with this attractive woman who is naked on the internet? I'm so shocked
I can't even help it, it's like an automatic responce now :lol:
I was chatting about models I like with some random dude in PM a while back. He would point out someone and I would say "yeah she is hot" and he kept asking "yeah but would you fuck her". I know, as a guy, I'm suppose to instantly commit to fucking anything willing that doesn't grotesque me but I kept thinking "err I don't know, I don't know her"
It sounds as though that kind of member would have sex with anything that moves.
08:18:24 PM schlmoe: I'm creating a text to sarcasm conversion chart for everybody
08:19:10 PM schlmoe: it would cause an uproar, like the token chart
08:19:11 PM schlmoe: lol
08:19:46 PM schlmoe: it was that one dude, and the model that took up for the rude dude
08:21:18 PM skiphop90: Rude dude checking in.
08:19:10 PM schlmoe: it would cause an uproar, like the token chart
08:19:11 PM schlmoe: lol
08:19:46 PM schlmoe: it was that one dude, and the model that took up for the rude dude
08:21:18 PM skiphop90: Rude dude checking in.
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