PlayboyMegan said:
That's the scariest thing i've ever seen. i'd be willing to bet he has body parts in his fridge or something. Be careful with that one!!!
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That's the scariest thing i've ever seen. i'd be willing to bet he has body parts in his fridge or something. Be careful with that one!!!
PlayboyMegan said:
ahahah thumbyshubby and macadoo, always so creepy to read their profiles
macadoo came into my room asked if I liked clowns and then told me to turn on his cam "don't worry, its just me in a clown suit"
...that worries me
Don't worry, those aren't my guys. I was slightly jealous that I don't get near that amount of love, but then I snapped out of it and I'm very relieved.SophiaLocke said:
PlayboyMegan said:
Whew!
just read the various profiles and ramblings.... I think if I had that kind of stalkerish following, I'd be catching the next plane to anonymity. Maybe there's something in the water up there or the cold fucks with their mental facility.... Lily/Thumbelina18 can consider herself lucky ...
Posted by macadoo352: 2012-01-23 10:13:08
I really did love you
Posted by macadoo352: 2012-01-23 04:02:52
i guess i'm all done here you have someone else.time for me to go
I was sad it wasn't one of our liliesSoTxBob said:PlayboyMegan said:
Whew!
Lily/Thumbelina18 can consider herself lucky ...
Posted by macadoo352: 2012-01-23 10:13:08
I really did love you
Posted by macadoo352: 2012-01-23 04:02:52
i guess i'm all done here you have someone else.time for me to go
Jupiter551 said:
I see this more and more. Are these people actually that delusional that they think the model will call them?
Jessi said:Jupiter551 said:
What is it about seeing a nude woman that makes some members forgo all sense of shame or personal safety?
Bewbz :-D
PlayboyMegan said:
Jesus H. Christ... this guy is hogging all the crazy!
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LadyLuna said:i'm warmed UP so to speak.... won't take all that long
Private lasted 1 min 14 secs.
That's a damn shame.....BAN!
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The_Brown_Fox said:LadyLuna said:i'm warmed UP so to speak.... won't take all that long
Private lasted 1 min 14 secs.
That's a damn shame.....BAN!
I would've, but it's Streamate... and he didn't come back after the show so that I could ban him. :/
Streamate only allows you to ban people while they are in your room. Luckily, it still works while in the private or exclusive, so I can ban the fucks who randomly bust out the "now show daddy your cute little asshole" with no warnings.
The really sad thing is.....you could go into any busy model's room randomly at any given time and wouldn't have to wait long to spot something worthy of this thread. (Play a game when you first enter a room: how long will it take for someone to post something stupid, scary, offensive or creepy? You won't need a stopwatch with more than 30 seconds on it.) I've only been on MFC a few months, but in that time alone it seems like the average IQ of members has dropped a few dozen points.
Some of it is plain garden-variety stupidity or mental instability, and some of it is just deliberate trolling. My biggest current pet peeve are the guys who, during our more public exhibitionist models' car/library/hallway/wherever shows, post juvenile things like "There's someone behind you" or "Is that a cop?" while she's in the midst of the action. Just yesterday, AspenRae was wielding her Hitachi while parked on the side of a road, and there were at least half a dozen idjits posting this shit. Not only is it annoying, but it could lead to a "boy who cried wolf" effect, where members try to warn her of some legitimate unseen danger, and she's going to ignore it, thinking it's just more cretinous shenanigans.
Really, I already have a low enough opinion of the human race, especially concerning the typical male of the species. Hanging on MFC sometimes brings me near the point of abandoning all hope.
Some of it is plain garden-variety stupidity or mental instability, and some of it is just deliberate trolling. My biggest current pet peeve are the guys who, during our more public exhibitionist models' car/library/hallway/wherever shows, post juvenile things like "There's someone behind you" or "Is that a cop?" while she's in the midst of the action. Just yesterday, AspenRae was wielding her Hitachi while parked on the side of a road, and there were at least half a dozen idjits posting this shit. Not only is it annoying, but it could lead to a "boy who cried wolf" effect, where members try to warn her of some legitimate unseen danger, and she's going to ignore it, thinking it's just more cretinous shenanigans.
Really, I already have a low enough opinion of the human race, especially concerning the typical male of the species. Hanging on MFC sometimes brings me near the point of abandoning all hope.
Just saw this one, (might of earned the single statement ban)
peeinyourbutt: MAKE YOUR PUSSY SHOOT PING PONG BALL I GIVE YOU 40 TOKENS LAST CHANCE
And some fail sweet talk I saw yesterday in a different room.
NorskeViking: kitty...i want you as many ways as the sun rises...
NorskeViking: you look like you might enjoy all those ways..
BoltEyeAm: ... like one way?
peeinyourbutt: MAKE YOUR PUSSY SHOOT PING PONG BALL I GIVE YOU 40 TOKENS LAST CHANCE
And some fail sweet talk I saw yesterday in a different room.
NorskeViking: kitty...i want you as many ways as the sun rises...
NorskeViking: you look like you might enjoy all those ways..
BoltEyeAm: ... like one way?
Your probably better off not judging the Human race by going somewhere where 80% of the people think with their smaller head.StanislavJ said:
on Streamate with gold shows I had one set $7 for 7 mins.. Some douche comes in and says "No, $3 for 7". I said "Sorry I do not charge less than $1 a min for a gold show. My privates are $6.99 a min. You may want to find a different room if you cannot pay that" The guys says "Maybe I will with your attitude" lol 
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Cassidy Nicole said:on Streamate with gold shows I had one set $7 for 7 mins.. Some douche comes in and says "No, $3 for 7". I said "Sorry I do not charge less than $1 a min for a gold show. My privates are $6.99 a min. You may want to find a different room if you cannot pay that" The guys says "Maybe I will with your attitude" lol
My response: "If I charge less than a dollar a minute, you bet I'm not doing anything more than sitting naked."
Cassidy Nicole said:on Streamate with gold shows I had one set $7 for 7 mins.. Some douche comes in and says "No, $3 for 7". I said "Sorry I do not charge less than $1 a min for a gold show. My privates are $6.99 a min. You may want to find a different room if you cannot pay that" The guys says "Maybe I will with your attitude" lol
As a Streamate member, all the hot and supremely desirable ladies seem to have men come in at least once a day and accuse them over having an "attitude". I think it's strange that it happens so often. One of my favorite models on MFC quit the site and started Streamate and she has men come in all the time and say "when will you shut up and get naked,". She gets trolled on so hard all the time but I think it's because she's just a plain good looking and fun girl (who doesn't get naked in free). Ironically she tends to be sexier when trolling a troll and always gets a private from me or someone else after taking out the trash.
What is curious to me was she was troll-less at MFC and now on streamate it's an issue. Maybe it's because she was never a high camscore model.
The other day, I had a basic member come in to my room, and after about 30 seconds, he started saying he loved me and wanted to give me the world. Then he mentioned the name of a Spanish song and about every 15 seconds or so, in ALL CAPS, he would post a line of the song. After about a min of this and me asking him to stop and him refusing, I was left with no choice but to ban the dude...
It was definitely different.... lol.
It was definitely different.... lol.
jamesrobert said:Cassidy Nicole said:on Streamate with gold shows I had one set $7 for 7 mins.. Some douche comes in and says "No, $3 for 7". I said "Sorry I do not charge less than $1 a min for a gold show. My privates are $6.99 a min. You may want to find a different room if you cannot pay that" The guys says "Maybe I will with your attitude" lol
As a Streamate member, all the hot and supremely desirable ladies seem to have men come in at least once a day and accuse them over having an "attitude". I think it's strange that it happens so often. One of my favorite models on MFC quit the site and started Streamate and she has men come in all the time and say "when will you shut up and get naked,". She gets trolled on so hard all the time but I think it's because she's just a plain good looking and fun girl (who doesn't get naked in free). Ironically she tends to be sexier when trolling a troll and always gets a private from me or someone else after taking out the trash.
What is curious to me was she was troll-less at MFC and now on streamate it's an issue. Maybe it's because she was never a high camscore model.
I think its because there are a handful of guys who are super cheap and there are some girls who do super cheap shows so they expect everyone too. I am not sure.
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"Uh, yeah...about that...see, there's a little design flaw there."
"Really? But it seems to work OK."
"Oh, I'm sure it does, but...see, that was one of the last bits I worked on, and I was a bit rushed -- that 6-day production deadline and all -- and........"
"And?"
"Well, um....I sort of forgot to connect it to your brain."
I presume Elly is her boyfriend or something? That's funny but a little mean lol.Shaun__ said:
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Jupiter551 said:
Yeah, presuming is all we have, making us all a little "MrBohemian." lol It's a bit like telling a joke but leaving important details out of the set-up lines.
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Nordling said:Jupiter551 said:
Jupiter551 said:
Elly is her husband, and you could hear him laughing in the other room while this was going on. What I found truly funny was that not even Mixxi could make him believe us. It went on past that point, and he said some things I considered questionable. I left those out to keep things light hearted. Elly has made an appearance in the man on cam thread, because of a Chaturbate show.
Nordling said:Jupiter551 said:
Phew! Good to know I'm not the only one who doesn't know who "Elly" is. I sure thought we all must!
Shaun__ said:jamesrobert said:
I am beginning to suspect some of the people on here would say, "Who the fuck is Norm and why are you serving him first?".
No, but I'm not going to say "Gee, can you believe Bob didn't know who Paul was," when you have no idea if the audience knows EITHER Paul or Bob.
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