Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[MarieElise]

The whole daddy thing always freaked me out ugh. Anyone with the name “daddy” in it is out of sight and out of mind for me.

I don't mind it at the right time in the right context. But these dipshits coming in using it right off the bat, when they are obviously broke fucka, with no skill, make me laugh. It's supposed to be a BDSM thing. It's like these fucking chumps that start acting like you're their best friend, when you don't even know who the fuck they are. They can keep that fake bullshit the fuck out of my room. I ain't with it.

But yeah when they put it in their screen name or use it indiscriminately, right off the bat, they 99% of the time suck. Same with the dudes that put money references in their screen names. Always broke and trying to manipulate

 

[MarieElise]

People are being weird af on SM tonight. Noone is acting like they even want to masturbate.
I keep getting strangers coming in treating my free chat like a Dear Annie column.
Lol sexualizing therapy doesn't really do it for me... In fact I find that a giant turn off.

 

[yummybrownfox]

The whole daddy thing always freaked me out ugh. Anyone with the name “daddy” in it is out of sight and out of mind for me.

Same. A previous fwb used to want me to call him “daddy,” and it was such a turnoff for me. I’ve lost interest in hangin’ out with him anyway. He messaged me the other day, and I still haven’t responded yet.

 

[Vixxen81]

mancometh
(80) Mmmmmm you are the perfect petite specimen!!!! Tyvm

Fuck my life.

 

[rockin_rod]

mancometh
(80) Mmmmmm you are the perfect petite specimen!!!! Tyvm

Fuck my life.

Did mangoeth, or was he kicked out?

 

[Vixxen81]

Did mangoeth, or was he kicked out?

I let him pop off three more tips and then he bailed.

 

[Hiunds]

Did mangoeth, or was he kicked out?

I can only imagine what Vixxen said. She don’t play

 

[pbonACF]

I can only imagine what Vixxen said. She don’t play

 

[Vixxen81]

Unfortunately I was not able to get a ball stomping in because someone distracted me and he left but dude, I see you and I don't forget.

 

[NotYou]

Definitely weird and wtf, right?
2 people, the first one calling a woman old is very weird and rude in my opinion, but the second guy just.. wtf?

 

[Delroy]

Something I see more than it should happen.
A user "compliments" a model but rudely. Specifically by calling the model a "creature", for example:

Hey, wow you're a beautiful creature


Am I the only one who thinks that's rude and disrespectful to call anyone a "creature"? I dunno but for me it just doesn't sound good at all

I wouldn't have a problem but I'm a furry fan so it might land differently to me.

 

[Delroy]

Not a thing a member said but a thing a model said.




This is only only PM's we had together. I am hoping they mean it in a metaphorical sense rather then a literal sense; but even in a metaphorical sense that's a real creepy thing to say to a total stranger.

 

[Maxi]

Something I see more than it should happen.
A user "compliments" a model but rudely. Specifically by calling the model a "creature", for example:

Hey, wow you're a beautiful creature


Am I the only one who thinks that's rude and disrespectful to call anyone a "creature"? I dunno but for me it just doesn't sound good at all

I can’t stand “…good girl”

it just makes me ick.

 

[rockin_rod]

In the room I frequent, the model received a pm from a viewer, which triggered some puzzled facial expressions from her, and then after a flurry of typing, finally she dissolved in laughter.
Apparently the viewer wrote "I want to give you my hard cock", and her translator converted that to "I offer you my strongest rooster".
Luckily the confusion got cleared up quickly after prompting him 'why are you talking about chickens?'

(But understandably she had been very wary of the possibility the guy was deliberately heading down an animal conversation, and would need to be reported and banned).

 

[Highlander884]

Model: "guys I'll BRB I just need to wash my penis"

She meant dildo but had a couple of guys wondering if they clicked into the wrong category

 

[SensualJade]

On MFC, "Everything here is tip menus now"

What was it before for you? You preyed models who accidentally gave you free time and now that most of us know our worth and don't want to chat for free you're disappointed? Idiot.

 

[Slapstick]

Apparently the viewer wrote "I want to give you my hard cock", and her translator converted that to "I offer you my strongest rooster".

Translator errors always give the most LOL moments. The one I still chuckle about is when I was starting to think a model was using a translator when she came up with the line, "my vagina is full of water"... yep she's using a translator. We both got a good laugh out of that one.

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

„Nobody Likes you… your as dumb and useless as a used condom… i hope you take your last bit of pride and kill youself for the sake of all the other models who are better than you“

Another one
„Hello Carmen, don't get me wrong. Your stream is always great and the show that goes with it. But the fan club is a bit rubbish. It's a shame that nothing happens there. But don't take it the wrong way. You're just not as active as others. I mean it in a positive way.“


The last weeks are hell with people like that. I try to keep my positive mindset , but it’s very hard the last couple of weeks. People are very awful , sadly

 

[Vixxen81]

„Nobody Likes you… your as dumb and useless as a used condom… i hope you take your last bit of pride and kill youself for the sake of all the other models who are better than you“

Another one
„Hello Carmen, don't get me wrong. Your stream is always great and the show that goes with it. But the fan club is a bit rubbish. It's a shame that nothing happens there. But don't take it the wrong way. You're just not as active as others. I mean it in a positive way.“


The last weeks are hell with people like that. I try to keep my positive mindset , but it’s very hard the last couple of weeks. People are very awful , sadly

You are not dumb or stupid.

"It is you who is stuck to the bottom of my shoe, not the other way around." (for the first guy) Or, "a used condom has served its purpose, what are you putting into the world, besides hate?"

For the second guy, "That's your opinion and you are entitled to it, but it does not mean I have to care about it."

It's going to get a lot worse after Jan 20th.

Edit: Some dude just called me a bitch because I told him to stop PMing me. Lulz.

 

[yummybrownfox]

„Nobody Likes you… your as dumb and useless as a used condom… i hope you take your last bit of pride and kill youself for the sake of all the other models who are better than you“

The last weeks are hell with people like that. I try to keep my positive mindset , but it’s very hard the last couple of weeks. People are very awful , sadly

Oh, no. That’s disgusting. Was this on Stripchat? The same cam site that penalizes models for being “rude” to customers? Because if so, then I’d like to know what they’re going to do to this nasty little cumstain that told you to kill yourself. You’d think this AI bullshit (quick to flag other people for silly stuff at times) would flag the words “kill yourself.”

 

[rockin_rod]

„ i hope you take your last bit of pride and kill youself for the sake of all the other models who are better than you“

I would absolutely report this ^

Just remember that you're awesome Carmen

 

[Vixxen81]

I would absolutely report this ^

Just remember that you're awesome Carmen

I mean, I for one, am extremely jealous of her amazing cheeks.