Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[MarieElise]

The whole daddy thing always freaked me out ugh. Anyone with the name “daddy” in it is out of sight and out of mind for me.

I don't mind it at the right time in the right context. But these dipshits coming in using it right off the bat, when they are obviously broke fucka, with no skill, make me laugh. It's supposed to be a BDSM thing. It's like these fucking chumps that start acting like you're their best friend, when you don't even know who the fuck they are. They can keep that fake bullshit the fuck out of my room. I ain't with it.

But yeah when they put it in their screen name or use it indiscriminately, right off the bat, they 99% of the time suck. Same with the dudes that put money references in their screen names. Always broke and trying to manipulate

 

[MarieElise]

People are being weird af on SM tonight. Noone is acting like they even want to masturbate.
I keep getting strangers coming in treating my free chat like a Dear Annie column.
Lol sexualizing therapy doesn't really do it for me... In fact I find that a giant turn off.

 

[yummybrownfox]

The whole daddy thing always freaked me out ugh. Anyone with the name “daddy” in it is out of sight and out of mind for me.

Same. A previous fwb used to want me to call him “daddy,” and it was such a turnoff for me. I’ve lost interest in hangin’ out with him anyway. He messaged me the other day, and I still haven’t responded yet.

 

[Vixxen81]

mancometh
(80) Mmmmmm you are the perfect petite specimen!!!! Tyvm

Fuck my life.

 

[rockin_rod]

mancometh
(80) Mmmmmm you are the perfect petite specimen!!!! Tyvm

Fuck my life.

Did mangoeth, or was he kicked out?

 

[Vixxen81]

Did mangoeth, or was he kicked out?

I let him pop off three more tips and then he bailed.

 

[Hiunds]

Did mangoeth, or was he kicked out?

I can only imagine what Vixxen said. She don’t play

 

[pbonACF]

I can only imagine what Vixxen said. She don’t play

 

[Vixxen81]

Unfortunately I was not able to get a ball stomping in because someone distracted me and he left but dude, I see you and I don't forget.

 

[NotYou]

Definitely weird and wtf, right?
2 people, the first one calling a woman old is very weird and rude in my opinion, but the second guy just.. wtf?

 

[Delroy]

Something I see more than it should happen.
A user "compliments" a model but rudely. Specifically by calling the model a "creature", for example:

Hey, wow you're a beautiful creature


Am I the only one who thinks that's rude and disrespectful to call anyone a "creature"? I dunno but for me it just doesn't sound good at all

I wouldn't have a problem but I'm a furry fan so it might land differently to me.

 

[Delroy]

Not a thing a member said but a thing a model said.




This is only only PM's we had together. I am hoping they mean it in a metaphorical sense rather then a literal sense; but even in a metaphorical sense that's a real creepy thing to say to a total stranger.

 

[Maxi]

Something I see more than it should happen.
A user "compliments" a model but rudely. Specifically by calling the model a "creature", for example:

Hey, wow you're a beautiful creature


Am I the only one who thinks that's rude and disrespectful to call anyone a "creature"? I dunno but for me it just doesn't sound good at all

I can’t stand “…good girl”

it just makes me ick.

 

[rockin_rod]

In the room I frequent, the model received a pm from a viewer, which triggered some puzzled facial expressions from her, and then after a flurry of typing, finally she dissolved in laughter.
Apparently the viewer wrote "I want to give you my hard cock", and her translator converted that to "I offer you my strongest rooster".
Luckily the confusion got cleared up quickly after prompting him 'why are you talking about chickens?'

(But understandably she had been very wary of the possibility the guy was deliberately heading down an animal conversation, and would need to be reported and banned).

 

[Highlander884]

Model: "guys I'll BRB I just need to wash my penis"

She meant dildo but had a couple of guys wondering if they clicked into the wrong category

 

[SensualJade]

On MFC, "Everything here is tip menus now"

What was it before for you? You preyed models who accidentally gave you free time and now that most of us know our worth and don't want to chat for free you're disappointed? Idiot.

 

[Slapstick]

Apparently the viewer wrote "I want to give you my hard cock", and her translator converted that to "I offer you my strongest rooster".

Translator errors always give the most LOL moments. The one I still chuckle about is when I was starting to think a model was using a translator when she came up with the line, "my vagina is full of water"... yep she's using a translator. We both got a good laugh out of that one.

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

„Nobody Likes you… your as dumb and useless as a used condom… i hope you take your last bit of pride and kill youself for the sake of all the other models who are better than you“

Another one
„Hello Carmen, don't get me wrong. Your stream is always great and the show that goes with it. But the fan club is a bit rubbish. It's a shame that nothing happens there. But don't take it the wrong way. You're just not as active as others. I mean it in a positive way.“


The last weeks are hell with people like that. I try to keep my positive mindset , but it’s very hard the last couple of weeks. People are very awful , sadly

 

[Vixxen81]

„Nobody Likes you… your as dumb and useless as a used condom… i hope you take your last bit of pride and kill youself for the sake of all the other models who are better than you“

Another one
„Hello Carmen, don't get me wrong. Your stream is always great and the show that goes with it. But the fan club is a bit rubbish. It's a shame that nothing happens there. But don't take it the wrong way. You're just not as active as others. I mean it in a positive way.“


The last weeks are hell with people like that. I try to keep my positive mindset , but it’s very hard the last couple of weeks. People are very awful , sadly

You are not dumb or stupid.

"It is you who is stuck to the bottom of my shoe, not the other way around." (for the first guy) Or, "a used condom has served its purpose, what are you putting into the world, besides hate?"

For the second guy, "That's your opinion and you are entitled to it, but it does not mean I have to care about it."

It's going to get a lot worse after Jan 20th.

Edit: Some dude just called me a bitch because I told him to stop PMing me. Lulz.

 

[yummybrownfox]

„Nobody Likes you… your as dumb and useless as a used condom… i hope you take your last bit of pride and kill youself for the sake of all the other models who are better than you“

The last weeks are hell with people like that. I try to keep my positive mindset , but it’s very hard the last couple of weeks. People are very awful , sadly

Oh, no. That’s disgusting. Was this on Stripchat? The same cam site that penalizes models for being “rude” to customers? Because if so, then I’d like to know what they’re going to do to this nasty little cumstain that told you to kill yourself. You’d think this AI bullshit (quick to flag other people for silly stuff at times) would flag the words “kill yourself.”

 

[rockin_rod]

„ i hope you take your last bit of pride and kill youself for the sake of all the other models who are better than you“

I would absolutely report this ^

Just remember that you're awesome Carmen

 

[Vixxen81]

I would absolutely report this ^

Just remember that you're awesome Carmen

I mean, I for one, am extremely jealous of her amazing cheeks.

 

[misterical]

„Nobody Likes you… your as dumb and useless as a used condom… i hope you take your last bit of pride and kill youself for the sake of all the other models who are better than you“

Another one
„Hello Carmen, don't get me wrong. Your stream is always great and the show that goes with it. But the fan club is a bit rubbish. It's a shame that nothing happens there. But don't take it the wrong way. You're just not as active as others. I mean it in a positive way.“


The last weeks are hell with people like that. I try to keep my positive mindset , but it’s very hard the last couple of weeks. People are very awful , sadly

I'm sorry to hear that you were subjected to that Carmen. That is not acceptable in any way, shape or form. People like that just like to cover people with their own darkness.

 

[Highlander884]

Yeah that was really fucked up even by webcam standards. Hope someone in the room spoke up for you and tore him a new asshole.

Also stripchat gives girls fines for being hostile to tippers?!?!!
Ffs!

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

Hey guys thank you so much , y’all are amazing!

The first guy wrote me that on Snapchat after I told him that I’m not into age/race play. I blocked him after that.

People like that don’t even deserve that i give them any second of my time.

The second guy is a weird guy honestly he always told me he is very happy with my content , so idk why he decided to complain at 6 in the morning on a Sunday. It’s not that i trick users with false promises that i have new stuff in my Fanclub regularly , I usually post content if i feel like it or if i had a good private show. Sometimes I don’t feel that sexy so I’m not in the mood to film myself. I like feedback from users , if it’s constructive or if they are nice and give me ideas for content that they may interested in. But just demand „more content , other models are doing more“ it’s just rude in my opinion.

But after a lot of bad days , good days will come. It’s always like that so I’m pushing trough

 

[Natural9]

Yeah that was really fucked up even by webcam standards. Hope someone in the room spoke up for you and tore him a new asshole.

Also stripchat gives girls fines for being hostile to tippers?!?!!
Ffs!

I have been temporarily banned(suspended) for defending a model and swearing at the guy in PM...lol

 

[NotYou]

I have been temporarily banned(suspended) for defending a model and swearing at the guy in PM...lol

I was banned for 24 hrs for calling a guy a "dumbass" when he was trying to scam/exploit the model. It's an odd place for bans, I must admit.
I have reported users many times for much much worse, and nothing happens.

 

[NotYou]

Usually, I see guys asking models to change their private show prices to the lowest, but this one takes the biscuit - if it translates correctly at least:

4:08 PM
kush1994420
Está bien, me quedan 8 fichas. ¿Puedo controlar tu juguete durante 15 minutos?
Translation: Okay, I have 8 tokens left. Can I control your toy for 15 minutes?

 

[NotYou]

This was definitely a wtf to me, but it did also make me wonder what you ladies/models think:

User A: You have fantastic baps
User B: "bags" wtf?!! say something more appreciative bruv
User C: He said BAPS not BAGS, it's just another words for "boobs", it was a compliment so calm down User B
User B: still, It's a very sexist comment he made


I don't see how it is sexist, to me "baps" is just another slang word to say boobs/tits, no different than melons or anything else. Everyone depending on area/region will call them differently, and he clearly said it in a complimentary way, and the model is British and knew exactly what he was saying and was happy with it.

But I am curious of everyone's opinion on this?

 

[Highlander884]

I knew instantly and yeah think all brits would. Wouldn't say sexist but might offend a girl, I mean "boobs" sounds better then "tits".

If the model was fine and it was clearly not intended to offend then I don't see the problem.