Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[LucyGoodtimes]

every so often he returns as a guest sayin the same shit "omg ur thigs r so sexy, how strong r they?"

one fun ESL guest asked me to show my tits, then said "your boob looks straight"

Lol. I keep guests and basics muted. Every once in a while, I might come out of a private show and forget to mute them again, and one of their begging asses will manage to get a word in before I mute them ("Show ass bb?")

haha! most of the time i think theyre funny and i like to give em shit, but every so often they just feed of each others insanity and i have to mute em. theyre like animals sometimes~

 

[AngelicTease]

Someone on twitter tweeted me this haha :lol:

 

[Evvie]

Someone on twitter tweeted me this haha :lol:

I have never needed to see dick more than I need to see his, right now.

 

[Jupiter551]

Someone on twitter tweeted me this haha :lol:

I have never needed to see dick more than I need to see his, right now.

He's there for you when you need him!

 

[Ataboy]

Can't remember what he called it. But some member essentially required to be married to a model before he could "make love" to her in private. <So many problems with this>. So he performed an online marriage...apparently He even went so far as to go threw with the standard vows...right there in the room. He even said I now pronounce us <Insert a real name and the models name here> man and wife. He then..true to his word...took her private.

You all know that I am uncomfortable with the pretense of friendship and relationships on here, so just imagine how I felt watching this.

I know I should get screen caps of all this stuff..but I just don't feel comfortable with naming names of models or members. So you can all believe me or not. But honestly...would this truly surprise anyone?

 

[Jupiter551]

You should have pointed out that unless he's a licensed celebrant, recognised member of the clergy or possibly some sort of sea captain, the marriage is void and he just committed a sin lol.

 

[Evvie]

Unless that guy has like a fetish for fake marriages, I actually feel more sorry for the dude that he feels so guilty about pulling it online that he has to "marry" her first.

 

[Ataboy]

Unless that guy has like a fetish for fake marriages, I actually feel more sorry for the dude that he feels so guilty about pulling it online that he has to "marry" her first.

I honestly don't believe he thought it was fake. He did mention online marriage only, but I still hope the model doesn't accidentally mention details as to where she lives. But it definitely wouldn't surprise me if he gets possessive in her chat.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Java_Joe: If I were your boyfriend you would never have to wash that pussy!

Worst compliment ever!

 

[mynameisbob84]

I actually feel more sorry for the dude that he feels so guilty about pulling it online that he has to "marry" her first.

I used to be like that but the twice daily divorces were costing me SO much money :?

 

[bawksy]

wsobchak: cmon babe slip a digit in the kitty bank for the boys

 

[HeidiTruelove]

Someone drew this picture of me tonight. He was kind of butthurt when I told him it was terrible.

PS- I am NOT blob shaped. thank you very much.

 

[sweetiebatman]

He is not blessed with artistic flair :lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

Someone drew this picture of me tonight. He was kind of butthurt when I told him it was terrible.

PS- I am NOT blob shaped. thank you very much.

wtf why is your head cut off?!

 

[ga5457]

This was just posted in Dakota_18's room:
TheGreyGoose: i would pay you to sneeze on my dick.

 

[Anonymous]

But some member essentially required to be married to a model before he could "make love" to her in private. <So many problems with this>. So he performed an online marriage...apparently He even went so far as to go threw with the standard vows...right there in the room. He even said I now pronounce us <Insert a real name and the models name here> man and wife.

Who even says "MAN and wife" anymore? :lol: That's not standard vows. They've been saying "HUSBAND and wife" for years now...as it SHOULD be.....

He sounds worse than the idiot who would always ask me "When are we getting married?" (He wasn't kidding) and would keep bugging me to set a wedding date, and he'd type his phone number right there in chat.

 

[curvyredhead]

I do believe there is a screen cap, although I do not have it. Last summer while sitting in lyla lush's room a couple girls were joking around and a basic member proclaimed something to the effect of "hey everyone be nice to lyla she is my daughter". Brought the chat to a holt.

 

[bawksy]

a basic member proclaimed something to the effect of "hey everyone be nice to lyla she is my daughter". Brought the chat to a holt.

LOL... so many good trolling ideas in this thread. That's a good one.

 

[Deleted member 565]

A gem from this evenings show " i want to feed u butter so i can smack ur flabby ass"

 

[ComicOzzie]

This was just posted in Dakota_18's room:
TheGreyGoose: i would pay you to sneeze on my dick.

GreyGoose is a serious troll. He posts crap like that everywhere.

 

[Jupiter551]

Never seen this fetish before...

GLopez: can I ask you a question and get an honest answer?
GLopez: are you a litterbug?
<model says no>
GLopez: that's clear LOL
GLopez: no I asked cause I have a litterbug fetish actually
GLopez: litternig is for example throwing trash out the car window etc
GLopez: do you ever do that?
GLopez: no in daily life
GLopez: just honestly
<model says she recycles>
GLopez: ok that's good of you!
GLopez: thanks for your honesty

 

[ComicOzzie]

Never seen this fetish before...

GLopez: can I ask you a question and get an honest answer?
GLopez: are you a litterbug?
<model says no>
GLopez: that's clear LOL
GLopez: no I asked cause I have a litterbug fetish actually
GLopez: litternig is for example throwing trash out the car window etc
GLopez: do you ever do that?
GLopez: no in daily life
GLopez: just honestly
<model says she recycles>
GLopez: ok that's good of you!
GLopez: thanks for your honesty

So, does this dude get off on talking about littering, or watching a model actually drop a candy wrapper in her room?

 

[Anonymous]

I thought of George Lopez (I love him because he's hilarious) as soon as I saw that...lol.

 

[Jupiter551]

So, does this dude get off on talking about littering, or watching a model actually drop a candy wrapper in her room?

He seemed to be just asking her if she does it...so I dunno if he was sniffing out a future request or just trying to get her to talk about it for free. I guess both kinda get him going.

 

[LailaBaise]

Ok...Promise...this one really is on topic:

Was chatting with a model whom I had never chatted with before..discussing the possibility of a show. You all know I don't like the word friend when it comes to this site or forum, but it was friendly enough. She mentioned that she has a lot of friends here and that they spoil her. I asked her what she meant. She said they send her gifts, and offline tips, have helped her build her profile, and even done technical work for her on other ventures <I think she meant on a budding website>.

I said something to the effect of "Wow..they really are good friends." and she agreed and reiterated to me that she was spoiled.
When I asked what she does to reciprocate the friendship, she said that she sends them pictures of....HERSELF.

Tell me that's not a WTF moment! Tell me that's not narcissistic in the least!
Would have been better had she said that she sends them a packet of "masturbation material". Hell, I will barter my time and money for "masturbation material". Kinda what the site is all about actually.

Also, had a model offer me the chance to be "financially dominated" by her. Don't really know what that means, but she wasn't willing to perform for the money she was asking for. Ok, so maybe I can figure out what it means...haha! While I didn't actually say WTF...I probably asked her a few sarcastic questions, and had a chuckle at her expense...especially when she said no one has yet to take her up on her offer.

 

[Jessi]

Ok...Promise...this one really is on topic:

Was chatting with a model whom I had never chatted with before..discussing the possibility of a show. You all know I don't like the word friend when it comes to this site or forum, but it was friendly enough. She mentioned that she has a lot of friends here and that they spoil her. I asked her what she meant. She said they send her gifts, and offline tips, have helped her build her profile, and even done technical work for her on other ventures <I think she meant on a budding website>.

I said something to the effect of "Wow..they really are good friends." and she agreed and reiterated to me that she was spoiled.
When I asked what she does to reciprocate the friendship, she said that she sends them pictures of....HERSELF.

Tell me that's not a WTF moment! Tell me that's not narcissistic in the least!
Would have been better had she said that she sends them a packet of "masturbation material". Hell, I will barter my time and money for "masturbation material". Kinda what the site is all about actually.

Also, had a model offer me the chance to be "financially dominated" by her. Don't really know what that means, but she wasn't willing to perform for the money she was asking for. Ok, so maybe I can figure out what it means...haha! While I didn't actually say WTF...I probably asked her a few sarcastic questions, and had a chuckle at her expense...especially when she said no one has yet to take her up on her offer.

http://thedrsuereview.com/what-is-financial-domination/

LOL people have fetishes?!?! THATS SO WEEEIRD :lol:

 

[AmberCutie]

http://thedrsuereview.com/what-is-financial-domination/

LOL people have fetishes?!?! THATS SO WEEEIRD :lol:

"And I don't understand this fetish, so it is DUMB!! WTF!!"

 

[mynameisbob84]

Basic: NICE TITS. I WANNA EAT YOUR POO.

 

[Deleted member 565]

Basic: NICE TITS. I WANNA EAT YOUR POO.

I get something like this pretty much every day....Basics for the most part....are just....yeah special.

 

[VeronicaChaos]

internetperson: i like rusty spoons