Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Nordling]

"...while helping an elderly woman cross the street, I shot a guy who I didn't think looked good...oops! Pay no attention to that last clause."

 

[LilyMarie]

Ataboy: Try googling her...I have had success with that from to time

Oh dear lord, please tell me you're just a troll and trying to be provocative. I have deliberately stayed out of that one WTF thread that you posted all of your crap in because I didn't want to get a headache, but the snippets that I did read were sort of.. inexcusable. Like the sentence I just quoted. You must be a troll. And in case you're not, well then I think you're just horrible... I can't believe you would include that line in your quote, you must really want to show us camgirls how much you detest us. Here's a suggestion, why not just put all that energy into something positive, like maybe disappearing from camsites and ACF forever if you have so little respect for any us? -.- I mean "TRY GOOGLING HER"? Are you kidding me?!

(Also, Beowulf is spelled like this. If you try being a smartass, do it right the next time)

 

[Anonymous]

Why are you even on this forum which supports camgirls created by a camgirl when you seem to be so unsupportive and bitter towards them? Seems like the lounge is more your speed with your self righteousness and misogyny.

I agree. Ataboy is nothing but a troll who has basically already told us that he doesn't give a shit about cam girls trying to make money, and he just wants to bitch about EVERYTHING cam girl-related...from the usage of the term "friends list" to whatever else he can think of. And yeah, he doesn't belong on this forum. He needs to go enjoy the free porn sites...I like YouPorn's interracial category myself.....

 

[Anonymous]

Found this MFC Mail when I logged into MFC this morning:

premium status baby lol but heyy i miss u and i just upgraded so i thought id hit u up cuz idk if u will be getting on today but i hope u have been doin ok and i feel bad bout wat happend on twitter long time ago and i wanted to say im sowwy and appalegize i hope we can still be friends or watever u take care tho ok sweety i never did forget bout u ever hit me up tho thx



Punctuation is your friend. :thumbleft:

I guess I'll be nice and not post his screen name here...unless you guys want me to. :whistle:

Anyway, he was a long-time basic who used to be in my public chat every night, and he used Twitter to nag models for their phone numbers, wanting to "get to know them better." One day on Twitter he said something along the lines of "I want to call you, and I got all this money here that I could give you." :roll:

So now he's a premium, I see. I guess he got tired of being unable to type "Mmmm u sexy" in chat rooms...lol.

 

[AllisonWilder]

Found this MFC Mail when I logged into MFC this morning:

premium status baby lol but heyy i miss u and i just upgraded so i thought id hit u up cuz idk if u will be getting on today but i hope u have been doin ok and i feel bad bout wat happend on twitter long time ago and i wanted to say im sowwy and appalegize i hope we can still be friends or watever u take care tho ok sweety i never did forget bout u ever hit me up tho thx



Punctuation is your friend. :thumbleft:

I guess I'll be nice and not post his screen name here...unless you guys want me to. :whistle:

Anyway, he was a long-time basic who used to be in my public chat every night, and he used Twitter to nag models for their phone numbers, wanting to "get to know them better." One day on Twitter he said something along the lines of "I want to call you, and I got all this money here that I could give you." :roll:

So now he's a premium, I see. I guess he got tired of being unable to type "Mmmm u sexy" in chat rooms...lol.

LOL. Well at least he upgraded and wanted to be able to share that with you. Gotta count for something, right?

 

[Anonymous]

LOL. Well at least he upgraded and wanted to be able to share that with you. Gotta count for something, right?

Yeah, it will count for something when he starts tipping when he visits my room again.

 

[NoelleBright]

No..I included it in my post on purpose in the interest of full disclosure. However...at the time I said to the member I was speaking with..it just came out. I wasn't thinking. Again..the full disclosure and honesty...my mistake. However, what concerns me...is that that was the part of the post that everyone is concentrating on.

At this point I think it's becoming pretty obvious that everything you post here has been fabricated and never really actually happened.
That entire interaction is too far fetched to even be likely.
Seriously, get a life already.
Get off of your high horse and stop acting like a pillar of intelligence and social righteousness.
No one is offended or amused by anything you say, we just really think you're an idiot.

 

[Jupiter551]

After I dispute a know-it-all's assertion that girls on cam NEVER really cum, from lounge:

Irish1979: lol if you belive a camgirl here cums your a bit dillusional!
Irish1979: yeh goes to show how little you know about women if you think the female brain allows orgasm in a environemnt where 500 guys are watching and instructing
Irish1979: not impossible - if perhaps she was horny, camming with someone she liked etc....but here - cop on fella!

 

[LailaBaise]

After I dispute a know-it-all's assertion that girls on cam NEVER really cum, from lounge:

Irish1979: lol if you belive a camgirl here cums your a bit dillusional!
Irish1979: yeh goes to show how little you know about women if you think the female brain allows orgasm in a environemnt where 500 guys are watching and instructing
Irish1979: not impossible - if perhaps she was horny, camming with someone she liked etc....but here - cop on fella!

Oh my good god, what a fucking muppet.

 

[AliceDoe]

After I dispute a know-it-all's assertion that girls on cam NEVER really cum, from lounge:

Irish1979: lol if you belive a camgirl here cums your a bit dillusional!
Irish1979: yeh goes to show how little you know about women if you think the female brain allows orgasm in a environemnt where 500 guys are watching and instructing
Irish1979: not impossible - if perhaps she was horny, camming with someone she liked etc....but here - cop on fella!

WTF?? I never fake an orgasm on cam! If you see me cum, it's because I'm cumming!

I probably would have a hard time getting an orgasm in an actual room full of guys staring at me, but when I'm on cam I'm really alone! I can't see the people watching me, it's just me in my room, why would that be any different from actually being alone and unwatched?

 

[Jupiter551]

After I dispute a know-it-all's assertion that girls on cam NEVER really cum, from lounge:

Irish1979: lol if you belive a camgirl here cums your a bit dillusional!
Irish1979: yeh goes to show how little you know about women if you think the female brain allows orgasm in a environemnt where 500 guys are watching and instructing
Irish1979: not impossible - if perhaps she was horny, camming with someone she liked etc....but here - cop on fella!

WTF?? I never fake an orgasm on cam! If you see me cum, it's because I'm cumming!

I probably would have a hard time getting an orgasm in an actual room full of guys staring at me, but when I'm on cam I'm really alone! I can't see the people watching me, it's just me in my room, why would that be any different from actually being alone and unwatched?

Yeah I know, he's an idiot

 

[NoelleBright]

After I dispute a know-it-all's assertion that girls on cam NEVER really cum, from lounge:

Irish1979: lol if you belive a camgirl here cums your a bit dillusional!
Irish1979: yeh goes to show how little you know about women if you think the female brain allows orgasm in a environemnt where 500 guys are watching and instructing
Irish1979: not impossible - if perhaps she was horny, camming with someone she liked etc....but here - cop on fella!

LOL wowwww.
This is hilarious especially considering the level of hitachi use on MFC. It is almost impossible not to cum with one of those things. No matter how not horny you may be prior it will literally force an orgasm upon you.
I know they get a lot of man hate because they partially block the view, but if a girl is using one she is 100% not faking a thing.

 

[MadisonLeigh]

After I dispute a know-it-all's assertion that girls on cam NEVER really cum, from lounge:

Irish1979: lol if you belive a camgirl here cums your a bit dillusional!
Irish1979: yeh goes to show how little you know about women if you think the female brain allows orgasm in a environemnt where 500 guys are watching and instructing
Irish1979: not impossible - if perhaps she was horny, camming with someone she liked etc....but here - cop on fella!

LOL wowwww.
This is hilarious especially considering the level of hitachi use on MFC. It is almost impossible not to cum with one of those things. No matter how not horny you may be prior it will literally force an orgasm upon you.
I know they get a lot of man hate because they partially block the view, but if a girl is using one she is 100% not faking a thing.

Yup!! I feel bad sometimes because mine always makes me cum so quick but whatever, at least they know it's real?

 

[JoleneBrody]

After I dispute a know-it-all's assertion that girls on cam NEVER really cum, from lounge:

Irish1979: lol if you belive a camgirl here cums your a bit dillusional!
Irish1979: yeh goes to show how little you know about women if you think the female brain allows orgasm in a environemnt where 500 guys are watching and instructing
Irish1979: not impossible - if perhaps she was horny, camming with someone she liked etc....but here - cop on fella!

LOL wowwww.
This is hilarious especially considering the level of hitachi use on MFC. It is almost impossible not to cum with one of those things. No matter how not horny you may be prior it will literally force an orgasm upon you.
I know they get a lot of man hate because they partially block the view, but if a girl is using one she is 100% not faking a thing.

Or a we-vibe tango, aka the clit destroyer. :lol:
I won't deny that some girls obviously fake it but not that many seem obvious to me, and I think I'm a better judge than some lounge lizard. I bet he believes the clit is a myth too. I'm sure it's the orgasms he does believe that are the fake ones too!
Anywho, he seems to forget that many girls don't even try to cum in front of 500 guys barking orders and directing. Of course he would have to actually pay a girl to see those shows.
Truth be told, with a my Clit Destroyer and glasszilla (as it has been so lovingly named ) I could come in the middle of a bouncy house full of goats if I closed my eyes. If you can jerk off into a dirty sock why can't I cum with annoying people talking?
I promise, vagina's are not as complicated as many think.

 

[SoTxBob]

Anywho, he seems to forget that many girls don't even try to cum in front of 500 guys barking orders and directing. Of course he would have to actually pay a girl to see those shows.

Not so BB.. :lol: :lol:
So many are now doing anything/everything in free chat. It's a beggars paradise now. IMHO it's why there are so many freetard idiots @ MFC now as opposed to even a year ago. But what do I know, I'm only a cam john. :whistle:
Now, about that orgasm..... When a girl is moaning a half second BEFORE she even touches herself, with fingers, toy cock or vibe, I can see where the tard skepticism could "cum" from... thankfully there are plenty of genuine orgasms still available. :dance: :dance:

 

[MadisonLeigh]

Irish1979: yeh goes to show how little you know about women if you think the female brain allows orgasm in a environemnt where 500 guys are watching and instructing

Orgasms aren't that extremely difficult and it's not that hard to just...not look at the screen. Otherwise no one could ever cum in group :lol:

 

[Jessi]

Because you know, women, we are so fickle. We can only enjoy ourselves and get off with someone we luuuuurve.

 

[Anonymous]

So many are now doing anything/everything in free chat. It's a beggars paradise now. IMHO it's why there are so many freetard idiots @ MFC now as opposed to even a year ago. But what do I know, I'm only a cam john. :whistle:
Now, about that orgasm..... When a girl is moaning a half second BEFORE she even touches herself, with fingers, toy cock or vibe, I can see where the tard skepticism could "cum" from... thankfully there are plenty of genuine orgasms still available. :dance: :dance: [/color][/b]

WORD!

 

[JoleneBrody]

Anywho, he seems to forget that many girls don't even try to cum in front of 500 guys barking orders and directing. Of course he would have to actually pay a girl to see those shows.

Not so BB.. :lol: :lol:
So many are now doing anything/everything in free chat. It's a beggars paradise now. IMHO it's why there are so many freetard idiots @ MFC now as opposed to even a year ago. But what do I know, I'm only a cam john. :whistle:
Now, about that orgasm..... When a girl is moaning a half second BEFORE she even touches herself, with fingers, toy cock or vibe, I can see where the tard skepticism could "cum" from... thankfully there are plenty of genuine orgasms still available. :dance: :dance:

I didn't say girls don't do free shows, I just said not all girls do and many girls still do groups and privates. He seems to be unaware of that with his statement that girls will NEVER orgasm and the only reason given is a free chat example.
I don't do cum shows in public chat, I am just one example that of so... Yes so BB!

 

[AmberCutie]

Anywho, he seems to forget that many girls don't even try to cum in front of 500 guys barking orders and directing. Of course he would have to actually pay a girl to see those shows.

Not so BB.. :lol: :lol:
So many are now doing anything/everything in free chat. It's a beggars paradise now. IMHO it's why there are so many freetard idiots @ MFC now as opposed to even a year ago. But what do I know, I'm only a cam john. :whistle:
Now, about that orgasm..... When a girl is moaning a half second BEFORE she even touches herself, with fingers, toy cock or vibe, I can see where the tard skepticism could "cum" from... thankfully there are plenty of genuine orgasms still available. :dance: :dance:

I didn't say girls don't do free shows, I just said not all girls do and many girls still do groups and privates. He seems to be unaware of that with his statement that girls will NEVER orgasm and the only reason given is a free chat example.
I don't do cum shows in public chat, I am just one example that so Yes so BB!

I've seen a handful of private (spied) and group shows where the girl was relaxed and enjoying herself and had a really nice REAL cum. Now, I've seen a few really nice REAL cums in public shows as well, but I've seen more over-the-top exaggerated fake cums in public than believable ones. The ratio is pretty unbalanced as far as what I've seen. So yeah, I agree with JJ that a person may have to actually spend a few tokens on privates or groups to actually see some genuine pleasure and not just something done-up for the 100's of eyes and to get the biggest room count for the moment. If a person had only seen those fake-looking shows in public chat, I can see why he'd make that blanket statement.

 

[Jupiter551]

I've still seen real orgasms in public shows; face and chest turning red, toes curling...I've also seen girls get pissed because they CAN'T cum because they keep getting distracted by idiots in chat. Most of the time they turn their brains off and daydream of whoever they're hot for I expect.

 

[SatanJonez]

Because you know, women, we are so fickle. We can only enjoy ourselves and get off with someone we luuuuurve.

:lol: Hey now! I happen to be very in love with everyone I use as fantasies...until I cum and get back to real life.

 

[LailaBaise]

I've never been much of a 'fantasist' when I masturbate. I just need to focus on how it feels. When the soles of my feet start burning up, and the undulating waves of climax flow through my brain right the way down my legs I know I'm there. That's what is hot to me. I have had a few occasions with very interactive members who are describing situations and the things we are doing* and using their cams in creative and really cool ways that I almost think we are actually fucking each other, but those guys are very rare gems I lust and cherish on MFC. :lol:

*Not those creepy or deadhead cock gif/erotic novelists spamming up public or group either you understand. :thumbleft:

 

[Jessi]

I always cum, unless my show gets cut short by poop heads :angry4:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Pvt Message from a Random Basic: "Could you please buy me something from <insert models name>."
Ataboy: Have we spoken before?
Random Basic: No, I just want someone to buy me something from <insert models name>. My dad thinks I should spend my money on other things.
Ataboy: How old are you?
Random Basic: 28
Ataboy: Sorry Man!
Random Basic: Well...you are no help at all.
Ataboy: Try googling her...I have had success with that from to time
Random Basic: Whatever!!

/quote]

Why on earth are your PMs set up to accept PMs from random basics in the first place?

 

[LailaBaise]

Pvt Message from a Random Basic: "Could you please buy me something from <insert models name>."
Ataboy: Have we spoken before?
Random Basic: No, I just want someone to buy me something from <insert models name>. My dad thinks I should spend my money on other things.
Ataboy: How old are you?
Random Basic: 28
Ataboy: Sorry Man!
Random Basic: Well...you are no help at all.
Ataboy: Try googling her...I have had success with that from to time
Random Basic: Whatever!!

/quote]

Why on earth are your PMs set up to accept PMs from random basics in the first place?

cos 'es a cunt.

 

[Ataboy]

Pvt Message from a Random Basic: "Could you please buy me something from <insert models name>."
Ataboy: Have we spoken before?
Random Basic: No, I just want someone to buy me something from <insert models name>. My dad thinks I should spend my money on other things.
Ataboy: How old are you?
Random Basic: 28
Ataboy: Sorry Man!
Random Basic: Well...you are no help at all.
Ataboy: Try googling her...I have had success with that from to time
Random Basic: Whatever!!

/quote]

Why on earth are your PMs set up to accept PMs from random basics in the first place?

Just never took the time to change that particular setting...not sure I even knew you could. Other than set them up to "favorites" only that is. Unless you're mocking me for saying "random basic"...well that's just because I don't name names on here. Also, to be honest...other than a couple of members on my "favorites" list..i don't pm with members of any sort that much.

 

[Ataboy]

Pvt Message from a Random Basic: "Could you please buy me something from <insert models name>."
Ataboy: Have we spoken before?
Random Basic: No, I just want someone to buy me something from <insert models name>. My dad thinks I should spend my money on other things.
Ataboy: How old are you?
Random Basic: 28
Ataboy: Sorry Man!
Random Basic: Well...you are no help at all.
Ataboy: Try googling her...I have had success with that from to time
Random Basic: Whatever!!

/quote]

Why on earth are your PMs set up to accept PMs from random basics in the first place?

cos 'es a cunt.

Ya know..I have made my views in a strong manner..no doubt about that. I have also taken shots at certain behaviors that I see. But ..in all my posts..you have NEVER seen me say something like to or about anyone. Not one time. In fact..no matter what the model is or is not doing in her chat room..I have always come to her defense when members start throwing such bombs. I had not even thought about this fact. Now that I am...I will actually sleep better tonight.

 

[LailaBaise]

Pvt Message from a Random Basic: "Could you please buy me something from <insert models name>."
Ataboy: Have we spoken before?
Random Basic: No, I just want someone to buy me something from <insert models name>. My dad thinks I should spend my money on other things.
Ataboy: How old are you?
Random Basic: 28
Ataboy: Sorry Man!
Random Basic: Well...you are no help at all.
Ataboy: Try googling her...I have had success with that from to time
Random Basic: Whatever!!

/quote]

Why on earth are your PMs set up to accept PMs from random basics in the first place?

cos 'es a cunt.

Ya know..I have made my views in a strong manner..no doubt about that. I have also taken shots at certain behaviors that I see. But ..in all my posts..you have NEVER seen me say something like to or about anyone. Not one time. In fact..no matter what the model is or is not doing in her chat room..I have always come to her defense when members start throwing such bombs. I had not even thought about this fact. Now that I am...I will actually sleep better tonight.

I will sleep well knowing you will sleep well. Na night pet.

 

[Jupiter551]

I will sleep well knowing you will sleep well. Na night pet.

LOL "pet"! My nana is the only person I know that calls people pet hahah