Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Jupiter551]

found this on Twitter...

"no you cant have my credit card im not working i have bills!!!"

1 hour later: "@(other member's name) hey thanks for tippin (model's name) for cum show"

If that doesn't turn decent members off of tipping toward shows, I'd be surprised. What an entitled twat. How do people like that make it through life without their faces being punched off? :-x

Kinda reminds me of basics and guests saying "tip her!"

 

[Jupiter551]

Carmelfight: i spent all my tokens on ginny potter []

 

[Jupiter551]

oceanman2k4: my god.. the way your hips move is like an ever the graph of an ever changing imaginary number

 

[Jupiter551]

coming thick and fast today

love_desyree: stupide behaviour ...why i tip a woman showing her dirgusting side ? is that mean a daily life with her will be fingering pussy? or work, kids, bills to pay >?

 

[Nordling]

coming thick and fast today

love_desyree: stupide behaviour ...why i tip a woman showing her dirgusting side ? is that mean a daily life with her will be fingering pussy? or work, kids, bills to pay >?

Ha ha! He needs to hang out at a camsite called "NakedCPA's" or kindred. lol

 

[Jupiter551]

coming thick and fast today

love_desyree: stupide behaviour ...why i tip a woman showing her dirgusting side ? is that mean a daily life with her will be fingering pussy? or work, kids, bills to pay >?

Ha ha! He needs to hang out at a camsite called "NakedCPA's" or kindred. lol

I dunno what he was getting at, but right before he said this he said he was a baker, and that Amber's pussy gave him new ideas for cake-decorating, then started going on about how he wanted to lick and suck the cake :hand:

 

[Nordling]

coming thick and fast today

love_desyree: stupide behaviour ...why i tip a woman showing her dirgusting side ? is that mean a daily life with her will be fingering pussy? or work, kids, bills to pay >?

Ha ha! He needs to hang out at a camsite called "NakedCPA's" or kindred. lol

I dunno what he was getting at, but right before he said this he said he was a baker, and that Amber's pussy gave him new ideas for cake-decorating, then started going on about how he wanted to lick and suck the cake :hand:

Sounds like he's going for the best of all worlds . . . or opinions. He enjoys viewing naked women and the things they do... fantasizes even, but when it comes to paying for his pleasure he claims it's unwholesome--disgusting stuff and therefore he is free of any obligation to tip. lol Maybe I'm thinking too deeply about a cretin's comment.

 

[Jupiter551]

Sounds like he's going for the best of all worlds . . . or opinions. He enjoys viewing naked women and the things they do... fantasizes even, but when it comes to paying for his pleasure he claims it's unwholesome--disgusting stuff and therefore he is free of any obligation to tip. lol Maybe I'm thinking too deeply about a cretin's comment.

she wasn't doing anything different lol, I think it was after I called him creepy for sucking a cake

 

[UncleThursday]

found this on Twitter...

"no you cant have my credit card im not working i have bills!!!"

1 hour later: "@(other member's name) hey thanks for tippin (model's name) for cum show"

If that doesn't turn decent members off of tipping toward shows, I'd be surprised. What an entitled twat. How do people like that make it through life without their faces being punched off? :-x

This is why for my favorites, the tips don't go towards topics. The tips are for them. When I want a favorite naked and doing possibly naughty things for me, I take them private. The others can spy if they want to get off, too. :-D

But, mostly my tips to favorites have funny tip messages to get them to smile, anyway.

 

[LaceyRoyce]

JeanTheFrench: i don t balance my money like a lil clown
JeanTheFrench: i have a daughter to feed !!

Explaining why he didn't tip, even though nobody asked him to tip.

Lol this guy is a decent tipper of mine.

The creepy part was when he told me I looked like his daughter and sent me pics...

 

[Evvie]

JeanTheFrench: i don t balance my money like a lil clown
JeanTheFrench: i have a daughter to feed !!

Explaining why he didn't tip, even though nobody asked him to tip.

Lol this guy is a decent tipper of mine.

The creepy part was when he told me I looked like his daughter and sent me pics...

Every time I read this I just imagine the most adorable scene where the fellow is so exasperated and says "lil' clown!" like a gay guy would say "silly bear!" Not like with the stereotypical gay accent, but with the same expression behind it.

In other news, I miss all my gay friends those guys were awesomesauce.

 

[Jupiter551]

Lol this guy is a decent tipper of mine.

The creepy part was when he told me I looked like his daughter and sent me pics...

Every time I read this I just imagine the most adorable scene where the fellow is so exasperated and says "lil' clown!" like a gay guy would say "silly bear!" Not like with the stereotypical gay accent, but with the same expression behind it.

In other news, I miss all my gay friends those guys were awesomesauce.[/quote]
Not "thilly bear!"?
So, I probably shouldn't think too hard about this but if he jerks off watching you, and says you look like his daughter and even sent you pictures of her...

 

[Anonymous]

Member: can you squirt
Teagan_Chase: I cant do it on command, its just random for me. Sorry.
Member: try harder. i want to see it

WTF??......From someone with no tokens to boot.

That is the type of guy I wouldn't want to be in a private show with, because you know it's just gonna be ALL ABOUT HIM, and not about you pleasing yourself.

For example:

Him: "Lemme see you do anal."
Me: "I don't do anal. Sorry." (and he should've asked about that prior to going private anyway)
Him: "Come on...first time for everything. Let's see it."

:roll:

Fuck that. Nothing goes up my ass but toilet paper and yummy-scented body wash...lol.

 

[Jupiter551]

you put bodywash up your ass? :shock:

 

[Anonymous]

you put bodywash up your ass? :shock:

No, my ass is cleaned in the shower with body wash...lol. I probably should've worded that differently. Sorry, there won't be any 'I'll stick body wash container up my ass for 10 tokens, bb' room topics in my room. :lol:

I hate regular bar soap.

 

[LaceyRoyce]

you put bodywash up your ass? :shock:

I'm so tempted to put this in the wtf things models say thread.

"Nothing goes up my ass but toilet paper and body wash"...


I luv you brownfox!

 

[SoTxBob]

I know this has been said before around here but I saw it again last night 3x... in a models room and one of her members says: "Sorry I cant tip you any more than 10 tokens. I spent xxx tokens today on "model x" for her show."
In another room I saw, "WoW baby !! You're so sexy!! I cant tip you bc I tipped 'model A' xxx much about an hour ago. Can you show me anyway?"
One of my regular stops, I saw one of her regs say, "I'd tip you but I already gave the 1000 to "so-n-so" today. I should have saved some for you."

I mean seriously.... whats wrong with these brain dead idiots?
It shows no concern at all for the girl and has to at least make some of you feel a bit slighted with the excess information. Guys, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!! :violent1:
If you can't tip, fine. If you have to say something, keep it simple, like "I'll catch you next time", or even simpler, "I'm out of tokens today", and leave it at that. Nobody needs to know whom you tipped or why. The implication is that this girl isn't good enough for you to tip more and the other is... :text-tmi: and even if that's the case in your mind, you don't need to tell her with your verbal diarrhea.
How would you feel if company or friends came by and said to you, "I'm here now but we just had a hella party that you weren't invited to and I spent all my cash on 'M' etc..." ?
Completely unnecessary and ignorant ... :violence-smack:

I'll get off my soapbox now... :-x

 

[inkydoo]

I know this has been said before around here but I saw it again last night 3x... in a models room and one of her members says: "Sorry I cant tip you any more than 10 tokens. I spent xxx tokens today on "model x" for her show."
In another room I saw, "WoW baby !! You're so sexy!! I cant tip you bc I tipped 'model A' xxx much about an hour ago. Can you show me anyway?"
One of my regular stops, I saw one of her regs say, "I'd tip you but I already gave the 1000 to "so-n-so" today. I should have saved some for you."

I mean seriously.... whats wrong with these brain dead idiots?

I suspect these guys are thinking that it sounds better to assert that they have plenty of tokens to spend (even if they spent them elsewhere) than for models and other members to think they just don't have any tokens (perhaps implying they're cheapskates who never tip). If nothing else, it makes them feel like big spender VIPs. They might even think that by talking about their big tips to other models, this model will be more likely to do something for less, in hopes of getting that future big tip. Remember, it's the male of almost every other species that has to flaunt its plumage.

I wouldn't do it, but I can imagine some people might view it that way. Of course, if you allow models to see your RP (even roughly), they can probably figure it out on their own. But then other members wouldn't know how awesome you were.

 

[Anonymous]

I'm so tempted to put this in the wtf things models say thread.

"Nothing goes up my ass but toilet paper and body wash"...

Yeah, but then it would make it sound like I insert bottles up my ass, which I don't...lol. I think Jupiter knew what I meant.

 

[SweetDee]

In JoleneJolene's room:

sparkyhot: av u dun uet bby?rr bumhole y
JoleneJolene: -gives the camera a serious and lengthy WTF face-
sparkyhot: av u dun ur bumhole yet bby?
JoleneJolene: You are gettin' there Sparky. You've almost got it!

Hilarious.

 

[Nordling]

In JoleneJolene's room:

sparkyhot: av u dun uet bby?rr bumhole y
JoleneJolene: -gives the camera a serious and lengthy WTF face-
sparkyhot: av u dun ur bumhole yet bby?
JoleneJolene: You are gettin' there Sparky. You've almost got it!

Hilarious.

I really think some of these guys take some kind of bizarre "pride" in talking like illiterate cretins. I can't believe that if they really were that stupid, they could even figure out how to turn a computer on. :lol:

 

[LacieLaPlante]

i have a problem not i found so much that i want in that perfect girl and there you are so now that we have met you now see your future man and its not bad im a good hearted person that has had a rough life and i get screwed bad every time my kind ness is takin as weakness and then it happens well now i found you i have another problem and its that i like sex to be just us not everyone else so as for the showing off on cam u have to stop i wont let you show the world what is mine ok now we got that out of the way so i want you to know that dont ever cheat on me and its all go and i was joking about that it dont bother me that bad but u are not having sex with thenm so why not make money at it its not hard work and the pay is good u are so wow i am glad i found you i was looking to do that and the one that did i was going to spend more time with and enjoy what they offered me and i was going to spend on them but now i wow its scary to think of all the things that make you i have wanted small body small chest and red hair i think that well its so hot on women like u ok andyou to me act like you are a very simple and like the little things about life and not high maintenance but can pull off a good look and thats one more thing too well oh and you are the type to hold your ground if you are right on the thing at hand well theres more but why go any long er you know you and i feel that this is right to happen not trying to rush things i just have a good feeling with you and i well i hope you call it wont be a mistske i am a good man just if you think that you may feel something for me give it a chance

Was there any punctuation there at ALL?!?!?

 

[SoTxBob]

When I'm home alone and bored on a Friday night with nothing to do, I like to superglue my thumbs to my nipples and pretend I'm a T-Rex.....

I have no words for this one... :lol: :lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

i have a problem not i found so much that i want in that perfect girl and there you are so now that we have met you now see your future man and its not bad im a good hearted person that has had a rough life and i get screwed bad every time my kind ness is takin as weakness and then it happens well now i found you i have another problem and its that i like sex to be just us not everyone else so as for the showing off on cam u have to stop i wont let you show the world what is mine ok now we got that out of the way so i want you to know that dont ever cheat on me and its all go and i was joking about that it dont bother me that bad but u are not having sex with thenm so why not make money at it its not hard work and the pay is good u are so wow i am glad i found you i was looking to do that and the one that did i was going to spend more time with and enjoy what they offered me and i was going to spend on them but now i wow its scary to think of all the things that make you i have wanted small body small chest and red hair i think that well its so hot on women like u ok andyou to me act like you are a very simple and like the little things about life and not high maintenance but can pull off a good look and thats one more thing too well oh and you are the type to hold your ground if you are right on the thing at hand well theres more but why go any long er you know you and i feel that this is right to happen not trying to rush things i just have a good feeling with you and i well i hope you call it wont be a mistske i am a good man just if you think that you may feel something for me give it a chance

Was there any punctuation there at ALL?!?!?

Lol I thoroughly enjoyed that, not an EASY read but very amusing, 4 stars.

Oh and I'll be looking out for an invitation to the wedding

 

[ComicOzzie]

DON'T DRINK US TAP WATER AND MILK THEY CONTAIN FLUORIDES AND STEROIDS IN THEM STAY OFF SOY , MILK ,DAIRY HIGH CANCER FOOD WORSE THEN ANY RED MEAT , PIG ,WHITE OF EGGS ,JOIN OUR ROMANTIC ITALIAN FREE VIDEOCHAT CIAOAMIGOS.IT IF YOU CUT OUT MEAT AND FISH FROM YOUR DIET YOU WILL BE ODOURLESS IN THE TOILET AND AT LESS RISK OF ACQUIRING COLON CANCER ROMANTIC ITALY AWAITS YOU !

Posted on a model's wall...

 

[Jupiter551]

DON'T DRINK US TAP WATER AND MILK THEY CONTAIN FLUORIDES AND STEROIDS IN THEM STAY OFF SOY , MILK ,DAIRY HIGH CANCER FOOD WORSE THEN ANY RED MEAT , PIG ,WHITE OF EGGS ,JOIN OUR ROMANTIC ITALIAN FREE VIDEOCHAT CIAOAMIGOS.IT IF YOU CUT OUT MEAT AND FISH FROM YOUR DIET YOU WILL BE ODOURLESS IN THE TOILET AND AT LESS RISK OF ACQUIRING COLON CANCER ROMANTIC ITALY AWAITS YOU !

Posted on a model's wall...

Dude that's so last week, I posted that like...last week.

 

[LilyMarie]

A basic.

Davecumin4gal: tke ze bra off

Me: "not for you, Dave."

Davecumin4gal: i no where ur vagina lives and im not afraid to shoot

a little later:

Davecumin4gal: uz fit

Davecumin4gal: cumone bbez talk to me

Davecumin4gal: tht was a friend i neva ment to send it

 

[MadisonLeigh]

I read that as "take zebra off" and it made me lol :lol:

 

[mynameisbob84]

I read that as "take zebra off" and it made me lol :lol:

Same! I was like "why was she wearing a zebra?"

 

[Jupiter551]

I read that as "take zebra off" and it made me lol :lol:

Same! I was like "why was she wearing a zebra?"

Hey I went in Lily's room the other night and she was gushing about reading Twilight fan fiction then posted a picture of the guy she considers "her Edward" :shock: Wearing a zebra is mild