Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[LailaBaise]

internetperson: i like rusty spoons

I fucking love rusty spoons.



I have Salad Fingers tops and pants. :dance:

 

[Jupiter551]

sayman4556: u ve perfectly tits . i love catch them nd make them feeling wht i need

 

[LacieLaPlante]

Some guy last night during my shower show asked me to "Turn down the volume of my shower"

Needless to say, it's now a big joke in my room to turn down the volume of things I have no control of lol.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Some guy last night during my shower show asked me to "Turn down the volume of my shower"

Needless to say, it's now a big joke in my room to turn down the volume of things I have no control of lol.

Can you turn down the volume of this post please?

 

[LailaBaise]

Some guy last night during my shower show asked me to "Turn down the volume of my shower"

Needless to say, it's now a big joke in my room to turn down the volume of things I have no control of lol.

Can you turn down the volume of this post please?

Lacie, your font is too fucking loud, sort it out love.

 

[killerbunny1]

This was just posted in Dakota_18's room:
TheGreyGoose: i would pay you to sneeze on my dick.

LOL...To sneeze on you dick...

:-D

 

[ComicOzzie]

indisbelief: so at what age did you realize you were white trash?

WTF?

 

[JoleneBrody]

sillymember: elephant dont for her

Huh?

superannoyingguywhoneverleaves:%20Cutest%20lady!!!!!!!!!!%20FEED%20ur%20subtle%20Perversion?????????????

sameguyIhate: Almost a perfect lookin token girl....In my eyes!!!!!!!!!

True romantics!

 

[ChestyLaRue81]

Just got this one:
jailermoon2: wish you were my sis
ChestyLaRue81: ???
jailermoon2: i would spy on u

 

[Jupiter551]

 

[inkydoo]

Some guy last night during my shower show asked me to "Turn down the volume of my shower"

Needless to say, it's now a big joke in my room to turn down the volume of things I have no control of lol.

In the industry (plumbing, not adult), they do actually call the knob you use to change the flow of water a volume control. That said, the chances that that's what he meant seem somewhere between zero and none

 

[Jupiter551]

Some guy last night during my shower show asked me to "Turn down the volume of my shower"

Needless to say, it's now a big joke in my room to turn down the volume of things I have no control of lol.

In the industry (plumbing, not adult), they do actually call the knob you use to change the flow of water a volume control. That said, the chances that that's what he meant seem somewhere between zero and none

heh coincidentally I was just looking on google to try and increase the "volume" of my water flow because I had a new shower head put in today and it has zero water pressure, it sucks.

 

[AllisonWilder]

RandomScammingPremium: Welcum to MFC. Show your breasts so that we may rate and admire you.
me: Thanks, I'm not new to MFC, I know how the site works.
RandomScammingPremium exits.

 

[LailaBaise]

RandomScammingPremium: Welcum to MFC. Show your breasts so that we may rate and admire you.
me: Thanks, I'm not new to MFC, I know how the site works.
RandomScammingPremium exits.

I just read that as RandomScammingPenguin. :lol:

 

[LilyMarie]

RandomScammingPremium: Welcum to MFC. Show your breasts so that we may rate and admire you.
me: Thanks, I'm not new to MFC, I know how the site works.
RandomScammingPremium exits.

I just read that as RandomScammingPenguin. :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/uEm6l.png

 

[Ataboy]

Pvt Message from a Random Basic: "Could you please buy me something from <insert models name>."
Ataboy: Have we spoken before?
Random Basic: No, I just want someone to buy me something from <insert models name>. My dad thinks I should spend my money on other things.
Ataboy: How old are you?
Random Basic: 28
Ataboy: Sorry Man!
Random Basic: Well...you are no help at all.
Ataboy: Try googling her...I have had success with that from to time
Random Basic: Whatever!!

**Just as a side note...while it is not fair to assume anything like what I am about to suggest...I have seen more than a few members and even models who you could just tell were obviously mentally challenged. I wish there was a good system to filter such people out (as a way of protecting these members and models and even MFC). Despite what anyone wants to argue...MFC can be held responsible. God forbid someone is able to take advantage and swindle money, free performances or even worse with more real and more tragic results.**

 

[Jupiter551]

Pvt Message from a Random Basic: "Could you please buy me something from <insert models name>."
Ataboy: Have we spoken before?
Random Basic: No, I just want someone to buy me something from <insert models name>. My dad thinks I should spend my money on other things.
Ataboy: How old are you?
Random Basic: 28
Ataboy: Sorry Man!
Random Basic: Well...you are no help at all.
Ataboy: Try googling her...I have had success with that from to time
Random Basic: Whatever!!

Heh this is the kind of fuck who messages random dudes in WoW asking for RFC runs.

 

[Anonymous]

Pvt Message from a Random Basic: "Could you please buy me something from <insert models name>."
Ataboy: Have we spoken before?
Random Basic: No, I just want someone to buy me something from <insert models name>. My dad thinks I should spend my money on other things.
Ataboy: How old are you?
Random Basic: 28
Ataboy: Sorry Man!
Random Basic: Well...you are no help at all.
Ataboy: Try googling her...I have had success with that from to time
Random Basic: Whatever!!

I'm confused. Were you suggesting that he Google the model's name so that he can find her content for free? That's kind of a dick move to encourage a basic to do that. If you're going to give him advice, tell him to upgrade and PAY THE LADY instead of encouraging the freeloading behavior.....

 

[AmberCutie]

Pvt Message from a Random Basic: "Could you please buy me something from <insert models name>."
Ataboy: Have we spoken before?
Random Basic: No, I just want someone to buy me something from <insert models name>. My dad thinks I should spend my money on other things.
Ataboy: How old are you?
Random Basic: 28
Ataboy: Sorry Man!
Random Basic: Well...you are no help at all.
Ataboy: Try googling her...I have had success with that from to time
Random Basic: Whatever!!

I'm confused. Were you suggesting that he Google the model's name so that he can find her content for free? That's kind of a dick move to encourage a basic to do that. If you're going to give him advice, tell him to upgrade and PAY THE LADY instead of encouraging the freeloading behavior.....

Agreed, I gasped when I got to that line in the conversation.

 

[Ataboy]

Pvt Message from a Random Basic: "Could you please buy me something from <insert models name>."
Ataboy: Have we spoken before?
Random Basic: No, I just want someone to buy me something from <insert models name>. My dad thinks I should spend my money on other things.
Ataboy: How old are you?
Random Basic: 28
Ataboy: Sorry Man!
Random Basic: Well...you are no help at all.
Ataboy: Try googling her...I have had success with that from to time
Random Basic: Whatever!!

I'm confused. Were you suggesting that he Google the model's name so that he can find her content for free? That's kind of a dick move to encourage a basic to do that. If you're going to give him advice, tell him to upgrade and PAY THE LADY instead of encouraging the freeloading behavior.....

Agreed, I gasped when I got to that line in the conversation.

That's the only part of my entry that you all took from that? Yes, its a dick move...at the time it just came out. My mistake for including it in this post!

 

[MrRodry]

 

[Anonymous]

Pvt Message from a Random Basic: "Could you please buy me something from <insert models name>."
Ataboy: Have we spoken before?
Random Basic: No, I just want someone to buy me something from <insert models name>. My dad thinks I should spend my money on other things.
Ataboy: How old are you?
Random Basic: 28
Ataboy: Sorry Man!
Random Basic: Well...you are no help at all.
Ataboy: Try googling her...I have had success with that from to time
Random Basic: Whatever!!

I'm confused. Were you suggesting that he Google the model's name so that he can find her content for free? That's kind of a dick move to encourage a basic to do that. If you're going to give him advice, tell him to upgrade and PAY THE LADY instead of encouraging the freeloading behavior.....

Agreed, I gasped when I got to that line in the conversation.

That's the only part of my entry that you all took from that? Yes, its a dick move...at the time it just came out. My mistake for including it in this post!

No, I'm glad that you included that part in your post. Reading that has just confirmed my suspicion about you.

Happy Googling...

 

[mynameisbob84]

The part about googling camgirls was completely superfluous to the crux of that WTF story which leads me to believe it was only included to rile the very camgirls that this guy has made very clear he thinks are poopy :?

 

[Anonymous]

Where-oh where-is that dictionary and thesaurus? Lol.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Where-oh where-is that dictionary and thesaurus? Lol.

Ha. I just mean I think he's trolling you guys and the mention of googling cam girls was no accident :-D

 

[SatanJonez]

Where-oh where-is that dictionary and thesaurus? Lol.

Ha. I just mean I think he's trolling you guys and the mention of googling cam girls was no accident :-D

Seriously though, could just be stupid. But you might be right.

 

[Ataboy]

The part about googling camgirls was completely superfluous to the crux of that WTF story which leads me to believe it was only included to rile the very camgirls that this guy has made very clear he thinks are poopy :?

No..I included it in my post on purpose in the interest of full disclosure. However...at the time I said to the member I was speaking with..it just came out. I wasn't thinking. Again..the full disclosure and honesty...my mistake. However, what concerns me...is that that was the part of the post that everyone is concentrating on.

 

[mynameisbob84]

The part about googling camgirls was completely superfluous to the crux of that WTF story which leads me to believe it was only included to rile the very camgirls that this guy has made very clear he thinks are poopy :?

No..I included it in my post on purpose in the interest of full disclosure. However...at the time I said to the member I was speaking with..it just came out. I wasn't thinking. Again..the full disclosure and honesty...my mistake. However, what concerns me...is that that was the part of the post that everyone is concentrating on.

Well you did just state on a forum occupied largely by cam girls that you use google as a means of finding cam girl's content to watch without paying for it. It's hardly surprising, ya know?

 

[LadyLuna]

member: hey
me: hi member! How are you?
member: i have 120 to spend and do u mant me to spend it on u
me: well of course I do! The question is- what do you want to see?
member: i guess u dont want it

...

He never said what he wanted. Unless it got cut by streamate's weird filter

 

[Jupiter551]

The part about googling camgirls was completely superfluous to the crux of that WTF story which leads me to believe it was only included to rile the very camgirls that this guy has made very clear he thinks are poopy :?

No..I included it in my post on purpose in the interest of full disclosure. However...at the time I said to the member I was speaking with..it just came out. I wasn't thinking. Again..the full disclosure and honesty...my mistake. However, what concerns me...is that that was the part of the post that everyone is concentrating on.

'Full disclosure' must be another term for 'putting your foot in it'.