Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[LilyMarie]

Hey I went in Lily's room the other night and she was gushing about reading Twilight fan fiction then posted a picture of the guy she considers "her Edward" :shock: Wearing a zebra is mild

Man, I wasn't gushing. And HENRY CAVILL WILL ALWAYS BE MY EDWARD. ^^ Back in 2006, soo many girls thought he was the right actor to play him!
I don't read any Twilight fan fiction though. In that aspect, you must be thoroughly confusing me with some other model who does

 

[Jupiter551]

Yeah I was going to say "gushing like a schoolgirl" but that looked a bit wrong

 

[LilyMarie]

Yeah I was going to say "gushing like a schoolgirl" but that looked a bit wrong

Have you ever considered how your post makes me look in front of forum members who have never been in my room?

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

Bawsky?

:thumbleft:

 

[Jupiter551]

Yeah I was going to say "gushing like a schoolgirl" but that looked a bit wrong

Have you ever considered how your post makes me look in front of forum members who have never been in my room?

like a squirting schoolgirl?

 

[LilyMarie]

Yeah I was going to say "gushing like a schoolgirl" but that looked a bit wrong

Have you ever considered how your post makes me look in front of forum members who have never been in my room?

like a squirting schoolgirl?

No, like an immature/stupid/annoying Twilight fan.

 

[hornygods]

... closest equivalent I could find on YouTube.

 

[Anonymous]

LOL. I love Seinfeld. :thumbleft:

 

[mynameisbob84]

Bawsky?

:thumbleft:

I kinda feel bad for EB. I went into her room once and some of the shit people were saying to her in there was just... nasty

 

[ComicOzzie]

EricYZ250: im ready to cum on my face if you wat to see

Now what model could say no to that offer?

 

[AngelicTease]

That Jupiter551 guy is a bit strange isn't he?!

 

[LilyMarie]

EricYZ250: im ready to cum on my face if you wat to see

 

[Jupiter551]

That Jupiter551 guy is a bit strange isn't he?!

I thought that stuff was private :snooty:

 

[LailaBaise]

That Jupiter551 guy is a bit strange isn't he?!

I thought that stuff was private :snooty:

shave ass in skype bb?

 

[Jupiter551]

That Jupiter551 guy is a bit strange isn't he?!

I thought that stuff was private :snooty:

shave ass in skype bb?

ok! First I need to finish my doco on ass cream though

 

[AngelicTease]

That Jupiter551 guy is a bit strange isn't he?!

I thought that stuff was private :snooty:

shave ass in skype bb?

ok! First I need to finish my doco on ass cream though

Haha, you two are funny! :lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

tyman<part name removed>: i have model videos for sale PM me if interested

 

[LailaBaise]

Haha, you two are funny! :lol:

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

I forgot I had this cap... :shock:



And Miss Elays answer? 10,000 tokens bb's! Not a bad deal, actually... :lol:

 

[LailaBaise]

wooden71: Hi my lovely dirty whore. Have mouth tits pussy and ass on fire? Im your fireman, biggest cock biggest cumshot flood jizz for take off your fire and wet all your body .... Have milk on tits?

 

[Jupiter551]

wooden71: Hi my lovely dirty whore. Have mouth tits pussy and ass on fire? Im your fireman, biggest cock biggest cumshot flood jizz for take off your fire and wet all your body .... Have milk on tits?

holy shit hahah!

What a nice guy, willing to put out the fire on your mouth, tits, pussy and ass by using his firehose cock!

 

[Bocefish]

BlackNerd: I need to find a white woman like that. Where they make you at?

 

[Jupiter551]

BlackNerd: I need to find a white woman like that. Where they make you at?

Yeah I think that falls into the category of "it'd be racist if a white dude said it about a black chick"

 

[Anonymous]

It's funny that I just came across this MFC news feed after I was just posting on here the other day about the Bible thumpers on MFC. LOL.

 

[mynameisbob84]

I love that they went to the effort to cap that shit up and add about 50 exclamation points to every sentence but still decided to abbreviate the words "with" and "you". I question their commitment to the cause, yo. If you're gonna smite someone, at least do so with proper grammar

 

[Anonymous]

I love that they went to the effort to cap that shit up and add about 50 exclamation points to every sentence but still decided to abbreviate the words "with" and "you". I question their commitment to the cause, yo. If you're gonna smite someone, at least do so with proper grammar

I can't remember what the character limit is for MFC news feed posts (I think it gives more space than room topics...room topics give you 100 characters), but I often to have to abbreviate my news feeds too ("TY" instead of "Thank you," etc.). But yeah, you're right...this fool posted two separate news feed messages, so he surely could've spelled out "you" and "with." LOL. Also, I will assume that most Bible-thumpers don't use the word "shit" (profanity...tsk, tsk, tsk!) in their preachy messages. :lol:

 

[Shaun__]

It's funny that I just came across this MFC news feed after I was just posting on here the other day about the Bible thumpers on MFC. LOL.

:dance: I get to hang out with my cam model friends for all of time! Yay! If we are really luck all the boring people, like onewomanman1, will not be allowed in. :dance:

 

[LucyGoodtimes]

i had some rando pay me $200 in fake amazon gift cards to pretend like i was gonna crush him, then had me destroy all the little trash cans in my apartment with my thighs.......... oh rookie mistakes :icon-rolleyes: every so often he returns as a guest sayin the same shit "omg ur thigs r so sexy, how strong r they?"

one fun ESL guest asked me to show my tits, then said "your boob looks straight" I believe he meant flat, but i told him that yes one boob was straight and the other gay, it recently came out and is struggling to feel accepted, but we're working on it :lol: thought i was so witty but sadly none of my regulars were listening :crybaby:

 

[Megaclit]

freecamsite: i would love to gargle your fresh fartings

 

[Anonymous]

every so often he returns as a guest sayin the same shit "omg ur thigs r so sexy, how strong r they?"

one fun ESL guest asked me to show my tits, then said "your boob looks straight"

Lol. I keep guests and basics muted. Every once in a while, I might come out of a private show and forget to mute them again, and one of their begging asses will manage to get a word in before I mute them ("Show ass bb?")