Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[MarieElise]

Now the question is did he mean doggy style or screw a dog?

Unfortunately id bet on the latter, after 10 years of camming

 

[rockin_rod]

My bf just told me he can't wait to watch a Hearts of Midlothian game on Saturday at 3pm. That's my team.

I've had a few moments in the last day or two where something has triggered a memory from years ago, and ^this is another.
Hadn't thought of HOM in decades, but it reminded me of growing up in the 70's and 80's in the UK and listening to the Football scores being announced on BBC TV every Saturday afternoon.
Each fixture result would appear line-by-line on the screen as the announcer (Des Lynam?) would read out the final scores.
My father loved his football, and so we always had to watch/listen avidly like a ritual.
As a kid, I always found many of the teams names to be very interesting, sometimes they sounded mysterious, or at least just a change from 'Millwall United'

 

[MarieElise]

I've had a few moments in the last day or two where something has triggered a memory from years ago, and ^this is another.
Hadn't thought of HOM in decades, but it reminded me of growing up in the 70's and 80's in the UK and listening to the Football scores being announced on BBC TV every Saturday afternoon.
Each fixture result would appear line-by-line on the screen as the announcer (Des Lynam?) would read out the final scores.
My father loved his football, and so we always had to watch/listen avidly like a ritual.
As a kid, I always found many of the teams names to be very interesting, sometimes they sounded mysterious, or at least just a change from 'Millwall United'

As a teenager I loved watching weekends too. I can't remember if it was Des Lynam or not.
I got the official calender every year too.
It was kind of complex for me because my Mom is Catholic, and my Dad Protestant. So I never knew between Rangers and Celtic, who to yell for.
Probably leaning Celtic.

For those of you who don't know football (what US people call soccer) is deeply tied to religion in the Scotland.
Big divide between Catholics and Protestants.
Just like in Ireland.

Yeah I get phases of deja vu too, deep memories, or something like that. Hard to explain.
Maybe it has something to do with the lion's gate or whatever. The thing cbhours was talking about.

 

[darcyduke]

Guy started out with a lot of compliments etc.. tipped quite well, and then after about an hour.. these messages..

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Typical misogynistic twat.

 

[NotYou]

Said the grey guy...


6:49 PM
henrylikefux
Hey pm me if you want to have fun for 2k USD

 

[CallMeMaria]

Hey if anyone is looking for a serious relation, I know just the guy.

I present, Claud9.

 

[RainForest]

Hey if anyone is looking for a serious relation, I know just the guy.

I present, Claud9.

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[Vixxen81]

This dude tipped 2 tokens:

I will be an utter disappointment to you, I am sure, but you get a Good Girl bonus. Usually it for sexual positions, I admit. Real knows real. You be you. Not going to make you rich tonight but Good girl.

When I responded that he wasn't going to make rich on any night, he said I overthink things. Never talked to this dude in my life until that moment.

 

[rockin_rod]

Hey if anyone is looking for a serious relation, I know just the guy.

I present, Claud9.

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Looking for a serious relation? I figured they'd misplaced a stern-natured Aunt or similar

 

[MarieElise]

Why would a guy I don't know, and have never talked to, send me a picture of a water tower in Canada, to open conversation?

Is that something some guys do now? Get confused and send pictures of water towers, when they meant to send their dick? Idk I've done some absent minded things in my time, but that's a bit out there.
"Lol, Oh shit, I accidentally sent a Ho a picture of the jobsite again..., and I think I sent Barry, the foreman, my cock"

 

[LilyLaughing]

I would take it as a metaphor.

 

[MarieElise]

I would take it as a metaphor.

Lol as in; "I'm not just gonna turn you on BB, I'm gonna make you water tower wet"?

 

[LilyLaughing]

Yes, more please! See: That 70s Show.

 

[LilyLaughing]

Yes, more please! See: That 70s Show.

I think the pump from underground might be working, do you think the reservoir is full enough yet to get any pressure?

 

[RainForest]

Lol as in; "I'm not just gonna turn you on BB, I'm gonna make you water tower wet"?

More like "my tips are going to amount to a drop in the bucket"

 

[BrookeRidess]

As a teenager I loved watching weekends too. I can't remember if it was Des Lynam or not.
I got the official calender every year too.
It was kind of complex for me because my Mom is Catholic, and my Dad Protestant. So I never knew between Rangers and Celtic, who to yell for.
Probably leaning Celtic.

For those of you who don't know football (what US people call soccer) is deeply tied to religion in the Scotland.
Big divide between Catholics and Protestants.
Just like in Ireland.

Yeah I get phases of deja vu too, deep memories, or something like that. Hard to explain.
Maybe it has something to do with the lion's gate or whatever. The thing cbhours was talking about.

My dad was born in Scotland

 

[MarieElise]

My dad was born in Scotland

That is so cool. Me too. I lived there most of early life. I like it better here though, mainly due to weather. I really like the sun.

 

[bud9752]

More like "my tips are going to amount to a drop in the bucket"

there's a hole in the bucket

 

[BrookeRidess]

That is so cool. Me too. I lived there most of early life. I like it better here though, mainly due to weather. I really like the sun.

That's cool. He was born in Glasgow. What part is your Dad from? Are u in usa now.

 

[MarieElise]

That's cool. He was born in Glasgow. What part is your Dad from? Are u in usa now.

Glasgow is a gorgeous accent, I used to always try and date guys from there (just to hear them talk). My Dads from Broxburn, it's a super rough, violent area, even for Scotland. Or at least it was back then. Yeah, I'm a US citizen who was registered as being born abroad. I've lived here a while now. I lived there on and off for 16 years too though. I'm mainly from Edinburgh and I lived near St Andrews in Fife for a long time too. Both my parents met there (St Andrews).

I'm ok sharing that info as it's not identifying and what I do for work isn't hidden from anyone in my family, or good friends.But, usually, I wouldn't recommend sex workers share that much detail.

 

[MiaSarah]

baby..my sister is not home
give me premission (his spelling) to sniff her shoes
i need to smell them so bad!
please baby
i want to smell her shoes
please give me premissions (again his spelling)

I would have banned him right after the first line but I was in the middle of a striptease. He left before I was finished, still got banned.

 

[Highlander884]

Glasgow is a gorgeous accent, I used to always try and date guys from there (just to hear them talk). My Dads from Broxburn, it's a super rough, violent area, even for Scotland. Or at least it was back then. Yeah, I'm a US citizen who was registered as being born abroad. I've lived here a while now. I lived there on and off for 16 years too though. I'm mainly from Edinburgh and I lived near St Andrews in Fife for a long time too. Both my parents met there (St Andrews).

I'm ok sharing that info as it's not identifying and what I do for work isn't hidden from anyone in my family, or good friends.But, usually, I wouldn't recommend sex workers share that much detail.

Well to share my info for people to blackmail me with, I live opposite end down on the isle of wight. Born and raised here (I'm actually susprised how many people outside of UK know what a highlander is and ask me if I'm scottish) I did visit Edinburgh a few times, it is nice but alas I really don't like cities in general and much preferred the countryside of Scotland. The air is so great! I would also love the seasides if it weren't so bloody cold

 

[MarieElise]

highlander

Woah hardcore.

Yeah they (people here) think it's (Highlander) a TV show, about some hippie angel or something.

 

[MiaSarah]

What in the hell is it today and sisters?!

Hey!
I am wearing my sisters panties. They are red with white lace.
They feel so good on my cock.


Didn't reply just banned.

 

[Vixxen81]

Pro Tip: If someone starts hassling you on Chaturbate and they haven't tipped 25 tokens yet, just ban their ass. It'll save you the thumbs down.

 

[NotYou]

I don't even know what to say to this:


11:36 AM
YOURASSPUSSYRAPINGG
I want to fuck all your family, men before women, they are all women

11:36 AM
YOURASSPUSSYRAPINGG
I want to fuck all your family, men before women, they are all women

11:37 AM
YOURASSPUSSYRAPINGG
Do you mind if I fuck all your family, my mistress?

11:37 AM
YOURASSPUSSYRAPINGG
YOU LIKE THAT FEELING SO MUCH AND YOU LOVE IT BABY MY LOVE MY QUEEN ♥♥♥

11:38 AM
YOURASSPUSSYRAPINGG
TAKE OFF YOUR UNDERWEAR BABY MY LOVE ♥♥♥

11:39 AM
YOURASSPUSSYRAPINGG
NOSE FUCKING

11:40 AM
YOURASSPUSSYRAPINGG
PUT THE DICK ON YOUR NOSE AND FUCK YOUR NOSE

11:41 AM
YOURASSPUSSYRAPINGG
FUCK YOURSELF NOW IN YOUR FUCKIN PUSSY WITH BLASTIC DICK MY SLAVERY BITCH AND MY DOG DAUGHTER OF BIG DIRTY BITCH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

11:44 AM
YOURASSPUSSYRAPINGG
BECOUSE YOUR USELESS HUSBAND THE DOG IS BIG WIDE PUSSY OF BIG DIRTY FUCKIN BITCH@

11:46 AM
YOURASSPUSSYRAPINGG
PUT THE DICK ON YOUR NOSE AND FUCK YOUR NOSE

11:50 AM
YOURASSPUSSYRAPINGG
I WELL PUT THE HEAD OF YOUR HUSBAND THE BITCH UNDER MY ROUGHLY TEMBERLAND SHOSE AND MAKE YOU SUCK AND LICK MY BIG MILKY DICK AND FUCK YOUR AMAZING PUSSY HARD ROUGHLY I AM YOUR PUSSY RAPPING MY GOOD DOG AND MY SLAVERY BITCH

11:53 AM
YOURASSPUSSYRAPINGG
LISTEN ME AND LISTEN ME VERY GOOD IF YOU DONT MAKE WHAT I WANT I WELL FIND YOU AND HUMILIATE YOU SO MUCH AND I WELL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAUTIFUL AMAZING BIG MILKY DICK .... BELIEVE IN MY WORDS

11:54 AM
YOURASSPUSSYRAPINGG
PUT THE DICK ON YOUR NOSE AND FUCK YOUR NOSE

11:57 AM
YOURASSPUSSYRAPINGG
LISTEN ME AND LISTEN ME VERY GOOD IF YOU DONT MAKE WHAT I WANT I WELL FIND YOU AND HUMILIATE YOU SO MUCH AND I WELL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAUTIFUL AMAZING BIG MILKY DICK .... BELIEVE IN MY WORDS

11:57 AM
YOURASSPUSSYRAPINGG
PUT THE DICK ON YOUR NOSE AND FUCK YOUR NOSE

11:59 AM
YOURASSPUSSYRAPINGG
NOW MY SLAVE

12:01 PM
YOURASSPUSSYRAPINGG
I WELL FUCK YOUR RELIGION AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL MOTHER INSIDE THE CHURCH INFRONT YOUR PASTOR THE BIG BITCH YOU LIKE THAT FEELING SO MUCH AND YOU LOVE IT BABY MY LOVE MY QUEEN ♥♥♥

12:09 PM
YOURASSPUSSYRAPINGG
YOU MY GOOD DOG AND MY SLAVERY BITCH

 

[CallMeMaria]

How the hell did this user above manage to stay unblocked for over half an hour spouting that nonsense?!

Wowsers! He should part take in olympics, if only this was a sport! He would be straight up on the podium as winner of most inappropriate shit spouted on a camsite without getting blocked.

 

[NotYou]

From when I entered her room, she was very busy (she multicams and was being tipped there or private or something). No hands free, and no knights, but she is a studio model so I am unsure what her monitor was doing.

 

[rockin_rod]

 

[MarieElise]

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That sounds like so many accidents waiting to happen, not to mention who even knows what soap he uses chances are it's total shite, and will make both her and the snake itch.