Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Vixxen81]

No I think that's a pretty great reply honestly

Thanks! I thought it was pretty clever. I take no credit for my genetics and it seems shocking to people.

 

[Wuggie]

Thanks! I thought it was pretty clever. I take no credit for my genetics and it seems shocking to people.

Wait what!? you didn't get a character creation menu before you were born!?

 

[Lover31660]

So when guys tell me I'm pretty for the 100th time in a row, I should stop saying, "thanks, I guess the right people fucked at the right time?"

*makes notes*

Great answer

 

[Vixxen81]

Wait what!? you didn't get a character creation menu before you were born!?

Gattaca hadn't been released yet.

 

[NotYou]

This is a grey user, as you will be able to tell.
There truly is such a thing as "too many compliments too fast"


11:09 PM
ksqbad7
I have never seen such beautiful eyes before

11:09 PM
ksqbad7
Your hair is very beautiful

11:10 PM
ksqbad7
You have got such nice lips

11:10 PM
ksqbad7
You look gorgeous today

11:11 PM
ksqbad7
I can’t take my eyes off of you

11:11 PM
ksqbad7
how ru

11:11 PM
ksqbad7
your eyes is gorgeous

11:11 PM
ksqbad7
I have never seen such beautiful eyes before

11:12 PM
ksqbad7
Your smile is contagious

11:12 PM
ksqbad7
Your smile is proof that the best things in life are free

11:14 PM
ksqbad7
Your nose is so adorable

11:13 PM
ksqbad7
Your smile is infectious

11:35 PM
ksqbad7
Your smile is infectious

11:14 PM
ksqbad7
That color is perfect on you

11:14 PM
ksqbad7
wow

11:14 PM
ksqbad7
I like your style

11:15 PM
ksqbad7
zoom beautiful eyes

 

[rockin_rod]

This is a grey user, as you will be able to tell.
There truly is such a thing as "too many compliments too fast"


11:09 PM
ksqbad7
I have never seen such beautiful eyes before

11:09 PM
ksqbad7
Your hair is very beautiful

11:10 PM
ksqbad7
You have got such nice lips

11:10 PM
ksqbad7
You look gorgeous today

11:11 PM
ksqbad7
I can’t take my eyes off of you

11:11 PM
ksqbad7
how ru

11:11 PM
ksqbad7
your eyes is gorgeous

11:11 PM
ksqbad7
I have never seen such beautiful eyes before

11:12 PM
ksqbad7
Your smile is contagious

11:12 PM
ksqbad7
Your smile is proof that the best things in life are free

11:14 PM
ksqbad7
Your nose is so adorable

11:13 PM
ksqbad7
Your smile is infectious

11:35 PM
ksqbad7
Your smile is infectious

11:14 PM
ksqbad7
That color is perfect on you

11:14 PM
ksqbad7
wow

11:14 PM
ksqbad7
I like your style

11:15 PM
ksqbad7
zoom beautiful eyes

I've seen models reply to those walls of compliments with "thanks, but the greatest compliment is your tips".

 

[AmbraEnm]

The biggest insult I've heard on my life and I immediately banned him. I would never accept not even for a large amount of tokens to cut my hair. Guys like this guy on this screenshot are so creepy.

 

[NotYou]

Oh and by the way, this guy is grey, so he needs to add to this list "6. will never spend any tokens on you"


5:50 PM
hornyforyou_____

Why I am good match for you: 1. Decent looking 2. Available for you 24/7 3. I will make you laugh all day 4. Will satisfy you in bed 5. I love you

 

[CallMeMaria]

Hell naaaaaaaa.

 

[KingMarti]

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Hell naaaaaaaa.

I get confused where people get these expectations from tbh

 

[MiaSarah]

Light blue comes in and posts this within seconds:
you can choose one thing that I will do right now. 1. I put dildo in my own ass, 2. I put finger in my pee hole, 3. I swallow my own semen.

Ugh, how about enjoy your ban?

 

[rockin_rod]

Light blue comes in and posts this within seconds:
you can choose one thing that I will do right now. 1. I put dildo in my own ass, 2. I put finger in my pee hole, 3. I swallow my own semen.

Ugh, how about enjoy your ban?

Great that you gave them option 4. Get banned

 

[rockin_rod]

Oh and by the way, this guy is grey, so he needs to add to this list "6. will never spend any tokens on you"
5:50 PM
hornyforyou_____
Why I am good match for you: 1. Decent looking 2. Available for you 24/7 3. I will make you laugh all day 4. Will satisfy you in bed 5. I love you

It says so much about the user that their number 1 'reason' is about their own (perceived) appearance

 

[Wuggie]

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Hell naaaaaaaa.

SO 4 hours of ultra high vibrations for 500 tokens, sounds like a great deal for the model.. or not

 

[RainForest]

SO 4 hours of ultra high vibrations for 500 tokens, sounds like a great deal for the model.. or not

$6.25 per hour to numb your genitals. Coal miners in the 1910's were more generous and humane.

 

[Maxi]

 

[misterical]

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Last week I saw a model squeezing air from a gatorade bottle up her ass just so she could fart it back out. Orange flavour I think. The gatorade, not the farts. One of those moments when you question what the fuck you are doing with your life

 

[RainForest]

One of my regulars lasted 3 minutes the other day.

Id fill your ass
Id cum so deep inside u
My milk
Would shoot out your cock
Id shoot my load out your dick

i need to stop referring to myself as "your sex doll". This loyal fan wants to apparently deflate me

 

[NotYou]

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Hell naaaaaaaa.

OMG I think i saw this guy trying the same with another model. A red guy, I can't remember the name but I feel it began with an "L".
But he kept repeating in the public chat the "buy tks ok 500 ok" bit, I saw him say that about 4 times, so I am sure it was him.

But it's ridiculous when these guys expect this... 1 token for 30 sec ultra high? i mean that is ridiculous of all ridiculous.

 

[NotYou]

Not just greys who spam nonsense..
And this isn't all of it, there was more above, a a little more below

 

[MarieElise]

Not just greys who spam nonsense..
And this isn't all of it, there was more above, a a little more below

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Yeah that doesn't impress women it just screams "Psyyyyyyyccccchhhho"

Next stop ring emojis, pregnant lady emojis, and house emojis. They all use the same daft playbook.

I bet there's a men's discord somewhere where they're all sharing demented notes, thinking they're being genius's

 

[NotYou]

What makes it even slightly worse, i couldn't see any other regular messages by him or tips in the chat - not to say maybe he didn't, since you can only scroll up a certain amount, but still.

 

[darcyduke]

Guy tipped 50 tokens for me to go find a particular pair of boots in my wardrobe. I could not find them, and his response was -

'another scamming camgirl, making us all pay for nothing.'

 

[Wuggie]

Guy started out with a lot of compliments etc.. tipped quite well, and then after about an hour.. these messages..

 

[CallMeMaria]

Guy started out with a lot of compliments etc.. tipped quite well, and then after about an hour.. these messages..

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Well he is going on my ban list. What a bag of dicks with a serious case of post nut clarity. Spending in the thousands (based on his color) and then coming back to insult the very lady he just spent on to make himself feel better in comparison.

What absolute garbage. Power hugs to the model who had to deal with that.

 

[NotYou]

Light blue user on Chaturbate, i reported him just before the model saw the message and banned him:

k9dogcock
Wow you very pretty. I wonder do you like k9 on cam.private for token?

 

[Highlander884]

Now the question is did he mean doggy style or screw a dog?

 

[inertvolcano]

I am not a model but when I see a user say "pm me, i can pay don't worry" I believe there is a 100% chance they can't pay.

 

[Wuggie]

I am not a model but when I see a user say "pm me, i can pay don't worry" I believe there is a 100% chance they can't pay.

for sure, or at least they won't

 

[MarieElise]

My bf just told me he can't wait to watch a Hearts of Midlothian game on Saturday at 3pm. That's my team. So I told him; "Right on, but it's actually pronounced Mid-lOH-thian, not Mid-luh-thian."

He responded: "you put the loathe in Midlothian".

Oh it's fucking on today! ... Deranged men flirt so weird