Lord knows how many people we're keeping from fucking frozen chickens. I tell ya we're doing God's work
I've always said there's a market for a roast turkey sex toy, but when I suggested it to my friends that we should invest into creating one they all said no.
I am sure there was a case of someone using a Greggs ( a UK chain of bakery) chicken pie as a ...fun pocket. He ended up complaining because the experience was way hotter than he anticipated and he got burned.
the most active looking thread on acf this morning, is the one where we are discussing chicken fuckers
Those go great with hot mustard sauce - not blistering your penis off.
All I'm thinking is, this is the Wish version of American pie!?
more 18 year olds with 3 year old accounts My all time favourite news story came from The Sun (no I don't normally read that gobshite) back in 2000 some dumb kid try to do the American pie scene fresh from the oven and burnt himself rushed to hospital.....wonder if it's that same guy suing greggs
Yeah tbh that's a very unusual compliment, although it is a change from the more commonly-seen (and vomit-inducing) attempts to flatter, like "God broke the mold when he made you" or "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
This is Hannibal Lecter when he's feeling vulnerable.
You can say “my dick,” dude.
he was SHOUTING it for the WORLD to knowPunctuation is a wonderful thing, Jon. And turn off the CAPS lock, for crying out loud…..
“My thing.” What is he…in middle school?
The irony of Ronaldo calling anyone lazy after his performance at the Euros is beyond hilarious......
