Epic quotes in Amber's chat room

[Mikeythegeek]

Quote of the week goes to Jebbaz, after being told that he should try to date "boys"

Jebbaz: But boys are so much fun, they make the cutest noises when you fuck them

 

[Deleted member 1692]

The dumbass of the night for October 13, with some additional related chat

Alex00322: Hey Amber, can you zoom in on your mole?
Alex00322: I really like moles
Alex00322: your leg mole
Alex00322: please
Alex00322: Pleeease babe
Alex00322: moley
Alex00322: Show me your moleymole
(after Amber moved towards the monitor)
RoyDivision: too late you just showed it accidentally
Alex00322: THERE IT IS
Alex00322: GETTING CLOSER
Alex00322: Just came in my pants
(after Amber showed her differently shaped nipples)
Alex00322: why is it screwed up?
Amber (talking, so may not be an exact quote): because I was born that way and I didn't say they were screwed up
Alex00322: You said it not me
Alex00322: I was just asking
Alex00322: you said it not me
(Amber asks if anyone thinks he should be banned and many say yes)
Alex00322: no goddess
Alex00322: Goddess of love and moles
Alex00322: don't ban me
(more argument about the screwed up comment)
Alex00322: YOU SAID IT FIRST GODDESS
Alex00322: I'm sorry goddess of love and moles. Please forgive me.
Mikeythegeek: Alex, save your ass from the ban... tip
Amber (talking): he has no tokens, Mikey
Alex00322: I like your big vagina
Mikeythegeek: oh... and he was begging for something... yeah... (Amberhammer emote)
Alex00322: Mikey do you have any moles I can see?
Alex00322: can i see your third nipple?
Alex00322: i bet it looks a little liek a mole
(Amber says enough is too much, says he's getting banned)
Alex00322: Bye fat lady

What a moron.

And inb4 mole discussion- I don't have any moles.

I have moles. ; . ;

I'm glad I don't get this guy in my room.

 

[Mirra]

karonthe: may i can be ur friends very sweety creature?

 

[Mirra]

Jay3426: HI AMBER
Jay3426: YOU HAVE VERY BIG BOOBIES
Jay3426: JUST LIKE A COW
Jay3426: AND I THINK IT'S HAGGING UP TO YOUR NESE
Jay3426: LIKE A COW
Jay3426: HEHEH
Jay3426: WHAT ABOUT JAYS NAME THERE <---- (talking about Amber's ban list)
Jay3426: HONEY ME SPEAK ONLY LITTLE ENGLAND
Jay3426: HEHEHEHE
Jay3426: ME NOT SPEAK GOOD ENGLAND

 

[Mikeythegeek]

He visited!

jess83234: do you have any toy car or toy buss, train, or house, or airplane kid toys? we go pvt. don't worry , we don't put toys in pussy. we just imagine little small me

 

[Morefunner]

05:43:47 PM Tallil: I eat pussy like I eat icecubes..... with my molars

 

[AmberCutie]

05:43:47 PM Tallil: I eat pussy like I eat icecubes..... with my molars

How did I miss that one? LoL, I Love Tallil, though.

 

[Mikeythegeek]

After Amber came for a 13th(!) time, this happened in group. Note: everything Amber said was verbal, so the quotes might be a bit off.

Brad4998: can you play with your asshole?
Amber: go fuck yourself, brad.
Brad4998: fucking slut bitch
Amber: I've came 13 times today. Go fuck your pee hole.
Brad4998: you couldnt handle me fuckin bitch
(Amber banned his ass)

 

[Mikeythegeek]

During Friday night's oil show, a few tards came out. Here's the quotes and yes, this is a wall of text.

deftones35: whats vip access?
(Amber says what's in there, I post the link to the VIP info post)
deftones35: do i get to marry you?
Mikeythegeek: get in line for that, deftones lol
deftones35: yea i know
Mikeythegeek: it starts wayyyy the fuck back there

deftones35: i am going to rape marry amber
deftones35: u dont have to consesnt

NAUTICA7084: How much milk you have
(Amber says what she has in the fridge)
NAUTICA7084: I was talking about the other type of milk
NAUTICA7084: I wasn't talking about the fridge

deftones35: cmon guys, tip my forced wife
NAUTICA7084: She's not married
Mikeythegeek: def, now you're creeping me out and she is married, but not to def
Jsizzel: lol stalker maybe
NAUTICA7084: Then I shouldn't be watching if she is married

afred69: wuts [fapping]?? (he corrected himself shortly after, so I edited his line here)
ultimate78: nice body
ultimate78: wowthats a phat ass
afred69: gf fucks 4 nutin
ultimate78: awesome baby
ultimate78: how bout a sexy turn ?
Vanwe: shhh ult, tip and enjoy
ultimate78: wooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooo
afred69: show sum pink
afred69: ohhhhhhhhh yea
afred69: where did u learn how to dance ur the hottest girl ever
afred69: id do sick thngs 2 fuck u
ultimate78: mannnnnnnn very nice phat ass baby
ultimate78: shake it baby
afred69: how much 4 ass dildo hunn
ultimate78: smack it harder baby
ultimate78: nice now that i remebmer she didnt day hi to me i think
(Amber tells him not to be a whiny bitch about greetings)
afred69: ur the hottest in the world how much 4 u 2 fly 2 mass n fuck me
(Amber says about 30 billion tokens and asks if he can afford it)
afred69: i can actuallu
afred69: actually
Mikeythegeek: and I'm the queen of England, afred
jrod651: dude u cant even spell actually right...just saying...lol
afred69: is 10 bil enought i can afford w.e
Thanx4daWanx: You're probably prettier than her, Mikey
afred69: w.e 30 bill i can still how can i trust u
(Amber says that the question is how can she trust him)
ultimate78: can say hi to me baby ??????
(Amber tells him again not to whine)
ultimate78: slap some sense in me
yourwillcum: tip her 1billion tokens to prove how rich you are
afred69: i think 1 million cash wuld do it 4 ne1
jrod651: damn some of these fool need to sit back n enjoy the beauty wtf???
nirvana454: dude, give us a fucking break
Vanwe: you can have me for 1 million afred, just saying
Mikeythegeek: afred, either start with the tipping or GTFO... you're annoying and taking away from enjoying the show

mrc68128: Your putting BP to shame...
(added the above because I thought it was funny)

afred69: im not tiping 1000 unless i c pink
Mikeythegeek: tip first, request second
afred69: fuck that
genericname01: swing the [banhammer]!
Mikeythegeek: if you want to see afred banned, tip 10 now
(a couple of ban emotes followed)

alfreda0514: she is a virgin
alfreda0514: very conservative
alfreda0514: never been touch
alfreda0514: you can take her home to meet mother
alfreda0514: never been fuck
alfreda0514: see very innocense
alfreda0514: very tight
(Amber says she's ready for the oil group show)
alfreda0514: can you handle it
alfreda0514: you might need ky

 

[AmberCutie]

LoL... I actually meant 30 billion dollars. :mrgreen:

 

[Nerdy_Boy]

As soon as afred started spitting his nonsense, I mentally started to block his comments, so I missed most of what afred was saying. And I'm more thankful for that.

I just have to laugh at this, which is the only way to keep my sanity. I'm not going to let these asshats ruin my fun with Amber. Plus, its hilarious when Amber retorts back at these idiots.

 

[Mikeythegeek]

LoL... I actually meant 30 billion dollars. :mrgreen:

Maybe you said dollars and I didn't hear it correctly. Either way, still funny.

As soon as afred started spitting his nonsense, I mentally started to block his comments, so I missed most of what afred was saying. And I'm more thankful for that.

I just have to laugh at this, which is the only way to keep my sanity. I'm not going to let these asshats ruin my fun with Amber. Plus, its hilarious when Amber retorts back at these idiots.

I did that with alfreda's comments. I noted them has I had already decided to put afred's lines in here, but didn't respond (don't think anyone responded to him).

 

[Mikeythegeek]

And now for your reading pleasure, the story of bboy12281228.

Tl,dr: Just ban his ass now and save yourself the trouble with him ladies.

bboy12281228: HI THERE SEXY
bboy12281228: NICE FUCKIN TITS
bboy12281228: AWWW COCK SUCKERS EVFERYWHERE
bboy12281228: AMBER GOT SOME NICE FUCKIN TITS
bboy12281228: AMBER NEEDS SOME COCK N HER LIFE
WalkerBOOMz: im glad he told us cuz i was still on the fence about them...
jimbalaya: jeez, walker, you're so lewd
Mikeythegeek: she has some, bboy
MidnightLife: hahah that guy is funny
MidnightLife: we love u bboy!
Matrim10: bb boy? haha
bboy12281228: SHE FUCKIN LOVES IT
bboy12281228: I GOT SO MUCH LOV FOR HER
bboy12281228: LOOK AT THAT (after Johnny dropped a big tip)
bboy12281228: U GO GIRL
MidnightLife: bboy u need to say those things with passion man!
Mikeythegeek: bboy

bboy12281228: dam that hurt
bboy12281228: yes tittty fucki
bboy12281228: mkey haha fucnny
bboy12281228: i want to see u suck a cock bb
bboy12281228: how much for a cock sucking show
bboy12281228: ??
Mikeythegeek: bboy, shut up... it's not happening tonight (yes, I was getting annoyed with him. Why do you ask?)
bboy12281228: hey slow down geek squad
Mirra: Dude yes
Mirra: Mikeygeeksquad.
Nerdy_Boy: lol
Mirra: I love it
bboy12281228: we need to see some cock in her mouth
bboy12281228: look at her she needs it
bboy12281228: she wants it
Mirra: bboy, geek squad is right though dude. You won't be seeing what you want.
WalkerBOOMz:

bboy12281228: look its turnin her on to know i wnat her to suck my cock
bboy12281228: her pussy dripping
Amber (verbally, so might not be accurate): yes, bboy, I’m getting dripping wet thinking about sucking your 2 inch cock.
Matrim10: lol
Gunat360: awesome!
JimmyD24: rofl, nice Amber.
thatguy709: 2 inches is being generous
Mikeythegeek: .2 inches Amber
Matrim10: haha amber you rule
Gunat360: holy shit Amber, you're such a good sport putting up with these morons
bboy12281228: amber need to put a rubber cock n her mouth

(Anonymous tip in mid to high double digits)
bboy12281228: com on now ive hoooked u p
bboy12281228: now bounce them tits for me
Amber (verbally): was that you, bboy?
bboy12281228: i need it bb
Mirra: I think he's claiming he's anon.
bboy12281228: n i was hopin for cock suckin
Mirra: Trying to steal some glory.
Mikeythegeek: yeah, I think Mirra's right
bboy12281228: hey mkind ur business
bboy12281228: i try to be undercover but i been busted
bboy12281228: cock suckin

Matrim10: amber you are attracting some weird guys tonight
(Amber calls bboy out on his begging and lack of tips)
Gunat360: kids with dad's credit card, no doubt
WalkerBOOMz: amber...he could be 12
thatguy709: They'll let anyone on the interweb these days
Mirra: He's persistent! You have to admire his resolve... honestly.
bboy12281228: hey stop it fuckers
bboy12281228: im old anuff to say what i want dickhead
Matrim10: hey bb boy, enough already
Mikeythegeek: amber, does bboy even have tokens?
Amber (verbally): He has 0 tokens and 20 rewards points
Sweet_Walle: how many reward points .... 20 :g
Mikeythegeek: I figured
bboy12281228: yeah i got plenty of tokens dickhead
Mikeythegeek: I vote for (amberhammer emote)
Mirra: Maybe he "haz no spekrs bb"
LurkinAtWork: bboy is in his own world
bboy12281228: n u know it man
bboy12281228: dont hate regenerqatre
(Amber sets a number to get topless)
bboy12281228: oooh yeah

Matrim10: at least amber is sweet enough to deal with the idiots
(Amber takes the cam and shows us bboy’s stats…)
bawksy: $20 basic
bawksy:

Matrim10: nice
thatguy709: Putting him on blast
KeiiSweet:
Gunat360: oh, nice! Owned, bitch
bawksy: $0 basics are the cool guys
Mikeythegeek: bboy... you lose
jeepcrazy98: wow did you just call him out like that
JimmyD24: oh snap
LurkinAtWork: TOOFunny! thank you!
jimbalaya: add him as a friend
JimmyD24: Zing.
jeepcrazy98: that is the best thing ive ever seen
hoppy1028: http://www.myfreecams.com/chat_images/u/80/80096a60.jpg (click on link to see image. Too large to post here)
Sweet_Walle: amber room...amber rules...amber wins every argument
Mikeythegeek: hoppy, long emote is win
Mirra: You obviously cannot read, woman. That said he had 20,000 tokens and 5 million RP.
bboy12281228: wwooow
Mikeythegeek: oh no, he's still here
(Amber notes how long it took bboy to type his last line)
thatguy709: Spelling is hard
KeiiSweet: the "w" and "o" are very far apart
Matrim10: spelln hrd
bboy12281228: yes im here
Matrim10: wwwwwwwwwwoooooooowwwwwww
Mirra: wwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooowwwwwwww
bboy12281228: n i want to see some cock sucki
Matrim10: hes askn for it

(Part 2 to come)

 

[Mikeythegeek]

Part 2 of the bboy story

(discussion of lack of tokens starts)
Firemann247: I got one token, and I water it everyday...hoping it will grow
Gunat360: now I can't afford more tokens just yet
JimmyD24: wait what?
Gunat360: maybe I should get another token and see if they'll mate
bawksy: I dress mine like a teenage mexican girl hoping it will reproduce

Mirra: Oh... and here I thought you were going to smack him in the mouth with your e-cock Amber.
bboy12281228: i gav up plenty of tokens
(Amber points out he’s only had 200)
bboy12281228: no two thousand
bboy12281228: u didnt see it
Mikeythegeek: bboy, STFU! We know the damn truth, fucktard
bboy12281228: amber say it
Matrim10: derp $20 = 2000 tkns...
AmberCutie: you have 0 tokens and you've only spent 200
KeiiSweet: He has tokens on his other account. He is loaded. He has a large cock too but he keeps it on his other body
Gunat360: $20 is not 2000 tokens
bboy12281228: no two hundreds
Gunat360: dumbass
bawksy: interesting conversation
Matrim10: bb boy seek help
Mirra: lol... 2k tokens is $20 and yet they still pay models $0.05 per token.
bawksy: Mikey he's not worth your effort, just ignore him
AmberCutie: didn't u see that i can see your info bboy?
bawksy: idiots are a dime a dozen and he's said nothing original
bboy12281228: dam now thats to much info
bboy12281228: then u told every one u fuckin slut
Mikeythegeek: lol
KeiiSweet: He is that into you AMber
Matrim10: all he has to do is hit next model and he'll find something
Mirra: LOL
(Amber points out that she is not a slut, she is a whore)
bboy12281228: thats out of order
bawksy: he just say slut?
Bawksy: bboy is my new favorite person
bboy12281228: hey hey now stop it
Matrim10: me no type good cuz bb boys retatrdness leaking through
jimbalaya: "I'm actually a whore..."

bboy12281228: heymatrim suck a cock
bboy12281228: matim sucks cock
AmberCutie: bboy wants cock sucking so bad he'll settle for matrim
bboy12281228: haha
Matrim10: lol this getting good
thatguy709: He hasn't said much about anything but cock... As long as we know where his mind is
bboy12281228: no bb i want u
hoppy1028: bboy survived an abortion
AmberCutie: why don't you have sound bboy
Mikeythegeek: funny... usually I'm the one who gets asked for that
bawksy: he can count to potato
shredded6pak: if he wants to see cock sucking so badly he can come on over and suck mine, i'll record it and play it back for him on the big screen
bboy12281228: i lik to slang cock
Matrim10: if you want to see gay guys suck cock i suggest a different site bb boy
Gunat360: POTATO!!
bboy12281228: i need sound
bboy12281228: i cantg here
AmberCutie: why not?
ginomalkin: 1 million sperm an bboy was the one that made it
bboy12281228: i spent the twenty dollars for sound on u
AmberCutie: spent that $20 on tokens and can't afford 99 cent headphones?
WalkerBOOMz: bboy needs to go to lovethecock.com....lots of dick suckin there
bboy12281228: i got sound just sneakin
bboy12281228: fuck off
AmberCutie: why don't you go ask the person who you're "sneakin" from for some dick sucking
JimmyD24: Amber, clearly that'd be incest.
bboy12281228: but i want ur cock suckin
bboy12281228: ur da pest
bboy12281228: i mean best
Mikeythegeek: ban bboy?
Matrim10: bb boy shes just chillin out, click next model and find happiness

bboy12281228: i want u to tak that rubber dick n ur mouth while u squeeze them tits of ur for two min and fifteen sec
AmberCutie: ok bboy
Matrim10: exactly 2min 15sec
bboy12281228: matrim is ur bodyguard
Firemann247: not 2min 14 sec
Gunat360: 2 mins and 15 secs of bliss eh?
bboy12281228: not a sec short
Firemann247: not 2min 16 sec
jimbalaya: do you actually have a rubber dick
bboy12281228: fuck u
Matrim10: i just dont like you bb boy
Mikeythegeek: actually, I'm the bodyguard if anyone here could be one
bboy12281228: i mean can i see some cock suckin
bboy12281228: see she likes it
KeiiSweet: boy impresses me I cant last more than 2 mins and 13 secs
Matrim10: yea mikey has that job, besides amber can take care of herself
Jw1985: bboy get a clue man lol
pitbull777: bboy, go yell at some 13 year olds on call of duty
bboy12281228: she wants me u just mad
Gunat360: 2 mins is a record for me
Mikeythegeek: jw, that would require him to have a brain
Mikeythegeek: clearly, he doesn't
bboy12281228: hey u fuckin geek fuck off
bboy12281228: i lik tits n i cant not lie
bboy12281228: tits bb tits

AmberCutie: bboy want to see me suck cock
bboy12281228: i cant believe u put my business out there amber im shocked
bboy12281228: there u go now thats hot
Matrim10: oh god what are you up to amber?
bboy12281228: suck cock suck cot
Gunat360: suck a cot!
Jw1985: don't mind bboy, he's just being a douche
AmberCutie: here's a video. most peopl ehave to tip to see this
Matrim10: hes too excited
AmberCutie: but i want your cock so bad
AmberCutie: i'll show u for free
AmberCutie: ok?
Firemann247: suck a matress ???
AmberCutie: (since u have no tokens)
Matrim10: lmao
bawksy: I'm jelly
bboy12281228: now thats whats up
Gunat360: omg
Jw1985: haha
AmberCutie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Jw1985: he still doesn't get it lol
Matrim10: evil amber is evil
bboy12281228: now dont hate on my progress
Tatts_Prince: :facepalm to bboy
AmberCutie: gowatch
AmberCutie: it'll turn me on
AmberCutie: knowing u r watching that
Matrim10: your too awesome amber
Tatts_Prince: after ur done watch the video, press alt and f4
bawksy: OH SNAP it even says "The Game" in one of the captions
bboy12281228: not that dum may be next time
bawksy: lulz
bboy12281228: u shockin me
thatguyjon: OH GOD! NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
bboy12281228: u dont want this cock bb
Matrim10: really?
WalkerBOOMz: cuz its 2 inches
bboy12281228: i can gi v it to u
thatguyjon: It's gonna be stuck in my head forever!!!
Jw1985: We got a winner! lol
Matrim10: i think you should keep at it bb boy, ya almost got her
bboy12281228: fuck a tip i got cock
Mikeythegeek: i knew that was a rickroll before you posted the link lol
Jw1985: hehe

(Part 3 next)

 

[Mikeythegeek]

Final part here

AmberCutie: i can have any cock in this room, why would i choose yours over the ones who are being nice and tippin gme?
bboy12281228: hey almost there
Matrim10: its true
bboy12281228: cause im bboy bb
bboy12281228: nothin more nothinless
Matrim10: hes just a bb boy
WalkerBOOMz: she had my cock earlier...mikey's a little bit ago...why would she want urs
Gunat360: lol nice arguement there bboy
bboy12281228: im all urs bb
bawksy: Hey. You can't have my cock. I'm married, lady.
bboy12281228: hey what can i say shes wants my cock
(regular anonymous tipper tips regular amount)
bboy12281228: see i tip here and there
(I tip, just to hurry the inevitable banning along)
bboy12281228: geek come on thaqts it
Mikeythegeek: bboy, if you tip, i'm the queen of france
bboy12281228: hey fuck off asshole
thatguyjon: all hail the queen
Jw1985: hahahahaha
bboy12281228: mikeythegeek is a douche bag
thatguyjon: stop the hostility!
Mikeythegeek: no, i'm an asshole... get it right
sirspade: holy shit i left for some time and bboy is still here!
jimbalaya: now he's gone too far and insulted mikey
bboy12281228: (toilet flush emote, don’t know shortcut)
bboy12281228: yeah i lik ambercutie
(regular anonymous tipper again tips, at this point we’re closing in on finishing countdown)
bboy12281228: six more bb gotcha u
bboy12281228: i want to see cock suckin
bboy12281228: come on geek only 51
bboy12281228: 47
AmberCutie: bboy ready to see my tits? only 48 tokens to go
KeiiSweet: Amber he wants cock sucking FFS
KeiiSweet: okay
KeiiSweet: okay
KeiiSweet: okay
KeiiSweet: okay
Mikeythegeek: LOL Keii
(Amber laughs as well)
Matrim10: uh oh
bboy12281228: u no i am bb'
Gunat360: oh shit

AmberCutie: ready bboy?
bawksy: lulz
Nerdy_Boy: Its time to gtfo, bboy
bboy12281228: i got something for them
bawksy: she gon ban bboy before teets
LurkinAtWork: This is fun
bboy12281228: yeeeeees
bboy12281228: i made it
Matrim10: trolls can be fun
Mikeythegeek: bawksy, shush
bawksy: lulz
bawksy: :X
bboy12281228: amber im readybb
bboy12281228: ooooh yeah i lik
LurkinAtWork: Wait make bboy close his eyes

Amber takes the cam, points it at the screen showing bboy’s stats (still 0 tkns and 20 rp, cap of this is below) and shows the process of banning his ass. Meanwhile, here was the commentary.

WindDrifter: ROFLMAO
Gunat360: BYE!!
Gunat360: hahaha
Nerdy_Boy: here it comes, bboy ..I hope you enjoy yourself ...bye now
Firemann247: OH
WindDrifter: Buh bai bboy
Mikeythegeek: so long, farewell
Matrim10: amber wins, flawless victory
mesach: wow, i hope i never make that list
AngryPlumber: FINISH HIM!
mesach: bye bye bboy
deres87: Flawless VICTORY!
Osufan2385: OWNED
LurkinAtWork: AWESOME! I love it
dhd3182: BYE BYE SUCKER
Matrim10: ahhhh the plague has lifted
WalkerBOOMz: beautifulness....thats what this is

After Amber went topless…

Firemann247: should we all pm and tell him that she is sucking a cock ???
Amber (verbally): Yes, do it!

A minute later…

AngryPlumber: AngryPlumber real shame bro you got banned she's shoving a dildo in her ass now. AngryPlumber and getting ready to give a dude
Firemann247ude, why did you leave....she is sucking a cock right now !!!!
AngryPlumber: ah I'm done with that pile of human waste

 

[bud9752]

congrats on this post. I watched the whole thing live and I dont think he was smart enough to realize what was coming. I laughed so hard when the ban hit. It was so funny. I wish everyone could have seen it live.

 

[Tracer0351]

Quote "If you get married "Until death do us part" and we're all dying saturday, would you go out with me on sunday?

Amber said yes!

 

[Mikeythegeek]

Quote "If you get married "Until death do us part" and we're all dying saturday, would you go out with me on sunday?

Amber said yes!

I call dibs on Monday then.

 

[Nerdy_Boy]

Quote "If you get married "Until death do us part" and we're all dying saturday, would you go out with me on sunday?

Amber said yes!

I call dibs on Monday then.

Wait...if we are all dead...how's there dating going on...umm is there some afterlife dating service that I don't know about, if so, then sign me up.

 

[Mikeythegeek]

Wat?

daddyoobacko: somethiy actionng pink would look good on u a sexy g string puss

 

[Mikeythegeek]

And I would suggest this guy gets banned from any model's room...

shredded6pak: that face was made for radio but that ass was made for PRIIIIIIIMETIME - HOT DIGGITY DOG

 

[Mikeythegeek]

Wait, wat?

teddysheckler: ambercutie you're the hottest Asian chick on MFC

 

[Lydia_Deetz]

Wait, wat?

teddysheckler: ambercutie you're the hottest Asian chick on MFC

This made me LOL

 

[KeiiSweet]

albertt3: are you horny to suck and fuck sweetie?

 

[Mirra]

Wait, wat?

teddysheckler: ambercutie you're the hottest Asian chick on MFC

This made me LOL

You guys don't agree? :whistle:

albertt3: are you horny to suck and fuck sweetie?

I think it's a valid question. Maybe you're just jealous he was asking Amber instead of you, Keibb.

 

[Morefunner]

07:06:34 PM pablo1972: baby turn around you have the most buetiful bady

07:41:14 PM blakbro2k: those are some nice nostrals

 

[Mirra]

07:41:14 PM blakbro2k: those are some nice nostrals

Let it be known I am resisting a really strong urge to go examine a picture to determine if I agree with him.

 

[slace]

jordan2391

09:32:21 PM jordan2391: damn i wanna tongue punch your fart box :shock:

 

[slace]

in response to thor

Beatlesdbp had been annoying all afternoon leading amber to use thors hammer
upon seeing the hammer beatlesdbp says
beatlesdbp: she can shove it up her pussy :disgust:

 

[Mikeythegeek]

tylerhg23: take a dump on the bed for tip?

Amber looked at his stats and said it would cost 210 tokens, but he never did

(Looking at the stats is just guessed by me from knowing how she works)