Epic quotes in Amber's chat room

[Keithy]

He didn't really type anything embarrassing. Just a lot of mostly incoherent stuff in chat and on twitter which made me laugh quite a bit.

Keep in mind that Keii is on my friend list, so he can PM me... :lol:

Funny story, every time I'm on and try and PM a model it says the model only accepts PM from friends. This happens on models I know I'm on their friends list, or even right after they tell me that they added me to their friends list. So unless this is a conspiracy against me, I think someone is out to get me.

 

[Mikeythegeek]

mickey11111: SHOW ME UR KITTY BB
mickey11111: B NICE BABY
mickey11111: NICE VERY NICE AMBER
mickey11111: THANK U HONEY
(After the emote for caps users making up for their small dick was posted by me)
AmbersJason: Wait, Mikey... what if that person is female?
mickey11111: IM THE FEMALE Y PROBLEM

(After he finally listened)

mickey11111: nice im bannging myself to u amber

(After not getting a reply)

mickey11111: fuck it

 

[Mikeythegeek]

Pantyraider123: I'm gagging for the day they invent smellovision and I can imbibe your beautiful body scent Amber
Cypher_17: raider im not gonna lie
azraelstlowe: and that ladies and gentleman is the creepy chat log comment of the day!
Cypher_17: thats weird as fuck
AmbersJason: I prefer feelovision

 

[AmberCutie]

I don't recall how this person ended up on my friend list... but this was the PM (after some random talk in group chat) during my last group show.

I cut off the username for privacy, but this was comic gold, I had to post it. I actually bit my lip at one point, not out of pleasure, but trying not to laugh whilst masturbating.

 

[Mikeythegeek]

bunny75: i wish i could smell her fart

 

[AmberCutie]

Here's a fun scenario from my first 30 seconds of being on cam just now.

 

[AnaVictoriaXO]

never ceases to amaze me lol

 

[Mirra]

Damn... I didn't even notice that happening. I was so absorbed in what I was going on about I guess. Silly people.

 

[Mikeythegeek]

Should I be glad that I missed that or not?

 

[Mikeythegeek]

mistawang: can you put ur webcam in your V?????

 

[NinjaMike42]

combichrist9: would love to see a turd drop from that steamy shit locker...i would eat it
combichrist9: poop in your hand and eat it, you nigger-fucking tramp

 

[Mirra]

Not quite epic... but I am struggling to understand.

xbeerman: this song would fit up ur ass pretty well!

Not sure if it will add context, but Far Behind by Candlebox was playing.

 

[Mikeythegeek]

korgman25: i think she thinks she is better than us

No, jackass... she's just better than you and your impotent dick. :-D

 

[Mikeythegeek]

We're having a quiet chat after the MFC crash and Amber's dinner and some asshat says this.

chiksdigitt: yo hows your pussy smellin

 

[Mikeythegeek]

Ummm...WAT!? :shock:

hott4ugirls: damn hun u look so much like my step-daughter!

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

Ummm...WAT!? :shock:

hott4ugirls: damn hun u look so much like my step-daughter!

i have seen someone say that all the time... i wonder if its true.

 

[mistahbah]

If you weren't in Ambah's room earlier... you missed the Best. Naked Dougie. EVAH!!!!

My kingdom for a video capture...

 

[Jebbaz]

What the hell is a dougie???

 

[galactic6]

At the end of a group show

miteyDick: pull on ur piss flaps for me bb

 

[mistahbah]

What the hell is a dougie???

This...


... except Amber... and she was naked.

 

[bbwcutie]

Now if only we could get her to do this dance....

You've gotta fast forward to like :16

 

[AmberCutie]

Now if only we could get her to do this dance....

You've gotta fast forward to like :16

LOL no way that's way beyond too ghetto for me.

 

[Jebbaz]

Now if only we could get her to do this dance....

You've gotta fast forward to like :16

LOL no way that's way beyond too ghetto for me.

but Amber.... we need you to do it like Bernie! ray:

 

[Mikeythegeek]

A 2 minute stretch in chat tonight

stfnhrrs: holy shit do those touch the ground

mikeman1961: YOUR TITTES R BAD ASS BB

mikeman1961: U LIKE 2 B TITTE FUCKD BB

 

[Fenix001]

two quotes so far,
"grrr, get in the hole"
and
"don't like crooked"

i think laundry was involved, but can never quite tell.

 

[Jebbaz]

TotheDome: Your not kidding that is one hellacious poop chute


I laughed. :mrgreen:

 

[Mikeythegeek]

LuvsCrack: u make my pee pee go doing doing

Irishstevie: My pee pee went doing doing splat!!

 

[galactic6]

nosferatu666: i'd love to have that ass chew my dick

 

[Mikeythegeek]

evainy: i suck a fart out that ass

 

[Mikeythegeek]

Only because it's not cool to quote yourself...

ffking8510: i treat my dick like a carnival