Bacon or Booze

[Rose]

Inspired by my random tweets this morning and my undying, unrequited love of bacon, which would you rather have: bacon or booze?

I would happily eat pounds and pounds of bacon every day, but booze is not my friend. Admittedly I never went through a party stage and have never drank heavily, but bacon was my safe food and best friend for 8 months so I'll never not love bacon though it seems hell bent on killing my heart quickly. Maybe some day I'll get lucky and get paid to eat heaps of bacon instead of drinking, haha.

So, state your preference, be it silly or serious.

 

[Swizzles]

Bacon...because bacon!

 

[Brewhammer]

I reject your reality and substitute my own. I will have both the bacon and the booze.

 

[KayleePond]

I'm Team Booze!!!

 

[CharlotteLace]

Because some people, like me, can't choose.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Because some people, like me, can't choose.

My first thought on reading this thread was to go look for pictures of booze infused bacon. Well played.

 

[AerynShade]

Mmmmmm (streaky) bacon for me please! I'd trade booze for bacon any day.

 

[Snowie1969]

and to think there are religions that forbid both!... Diabolical! I am with team booze though... not that i don't like bacon.. I do... but booze can taste like anything.. and bacon will always taste like bacon

 

[Rose]

I love the responses on this! Lol, seems my random thoughts aren't so terrible after all.

This just made me want to bribe someone for bacon delivery though. No lies....

 

[Ambers Troll]

It's 6am here now, haven't slept yet, the bacon is sounding great, but it's booze in my hand.

 

[hapa74]

BACON!!!!!

 

[Rose]

There is a 2 year old that resides in my house whose love of bacon surpasses my own. I've seen this kid eat 10+ pieces of bacon in one sitting before. Someone didn't believe me yesterday when toddler made short work of the meer 7 pieces he was 'given' and left none for anyone else. Lol! Sometimes I'm right, not always, just sometimes.

It's a good thing I grabbed 8 packs of different kinds of bacon from the bogo sale!

 

[Lelo1]

I would try beacon flavored alcohol, I hope it's better then beacon wrapped hot dogs.

 

[David_Lee_Loca]

Boozey Booze

 

[gothicfeline]

I like bacon in my dark beer.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

I like bacon in my dark beer.

that crap made me gag. Maybe just me, idk. Had to try it. ugh

edit: oh, and bacon

 

[sweetietart69]

Because some people, like me, can't choose.

I believe you've hit the nail on the head with this one! Also, I think you're my hero now

 

[Anndraya]

I reject your reality and substitute my own. I will have both the bacon and the booze.

Me and you brother. Me and you.

 

[DivSavel]

Booze. Much more versatile. You can cook with it, mix different flavors together, throw parties, feel all buzzy, make molotov cocktails, and disinfect wounds in case of zombie apocalypse.

 

[ThePrincessLuxy]

Rose, why u so cruel bb

 

[Rose]

Rose, why u so cruel bb

Because cholesterol is a cruel mistress, and much as I love bacon, my doctor actually said I would be better off drinking and never eating bacon ever again (though he did actually say both were bad for me, just that since my booze intake is typically so low, it's the lesser of two evils)..... I didn't listen, but I am trying to cut back. >.<

 

[Bunsen79]

Bacon, and as it's Friday im currently heading for the weekly English breakfast fry up before work.

 

[ohh_piper]

Booze, always booze!

 

[AfterDark]

Booze!!!

 

[XTCKitty]

http://www.baconbeercan.com/

lmao

 

[Disa_]

I don't drink alcohol and I love bacon so hard! Bacon, bacon, bacon!

 

[annamaytiddies]

Bacon all the way! I will gladly bathe in bacon

 

[Honey Moon]

baaaacooonnnnn

 

[FayePotato]

Oh god why did I have to read this thread while stoned at 4am with no bacon....

 

[ShayChase]

Team booze all the way.