Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[SaffronBurke]

wat u lookin for here

Clearly, I'm here to steal souls.

 

[Johndoe91]

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uhhhh pretty sure that's how most people get their piercings...?

No, I went in to get my ears done, but the guy had really bad eyesight

 

[ComicOzzie]

fedexman73: Pm me sexy I wanna spoil u

But you aren't willing to tip to get on her friend's list?

 

[SaffronBurke]

Oh buddy, tonight.

Good evening from San Diego California Sgt Molina U.S.M.C
I like thick women not skinny women Sgt Molina!
Anyways i just found this website three days ago ma'am! and my favorite position is a woman on the top of me riding me ma'am! Sgt Molina
Oh okay ms . Sgt Molina
What ever good by lady with respect Sgt Molina U.S.M.C

Wait... I didn't catch your name, rank, or branch.

am i allowed to jerk off in pvt?

Yes? That's the point, right?

 

[xDollPartsx]

Oh buddy, tonight.



Wait... I didn't catch your name, rank, or branch.



Yes? That's the point, right?

Awww he forgot to sign the last one. I forgot his name...

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Oh buddy, tonight.



Wait... I didn't catch your name, rank, or branch.



Yes? That's the point, right?

Omg I got that guy the other day! Seriously wtf, and for the matter, why?! XD

 

[Johndoe91]

shane2436: Shane fun u 55 ft justporno up u p and take of c and colour s fun
shane2436: 55 ft justporno up our up f
shane2436: 55 ft justporno up for u and sex will 69 in u bad at u home
shane2436: Yes fun you 55 ft justporno for u p and take of c and colour s
shane2436: Take of u b and u s
shane2436: Yes or no fun and gillfri and fun will 55 ft justporno up u
shane2436: Our u l 55 ft justporno
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shane2436: Yes sex w and fun u will 55 ft justporno up p
shane2436: 55 ft justporno up u p in u bad u u 55 ft justporno up f free
shane2436: yes of fun u 55 ft justporno up u p and d and I love you very much xxxxx sex fun bad 55 ft justporno up u
shane2436: Yes off dawn
shane2436: Yes of take 55 ft justporno up u f fun
shane2436: and fun u will 55 ft justporno up u f out u l

which one of you is the gibberish expert?

 

[AmberCutie]

I seriously doubt this guy is a "member" and is just some schmuck who thinks that all girls on social media are there to please boys and get attention...

Uh... don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out?

 

[Nordling]

On Streamate. So very weird. He first asked the model what kind of car she drove....

 

[dilligaf0]

I seriously doubt this guy is a "member" and is just some schmuck who thinks that all girls on social media are there to please boys and get attention...
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Uh... don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out?

But he was so charm........... I can't finish, I'm laughing too hard.

 

[Sevrin]

On Streamate. So very weird. He first asked the model what kind of car she drove....

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So, for some guys, not having a car would probably be a turn-off, as well.

 

[SaffronBurke]

1. Sure you did.
2. Why are you here, then?

 

[Beyond_Measure]

Today I earned $10 for showing my teeth.
Showing. My. Teeth.
Why, God, whyyyyyyy?

 

[AerynShade]

Today I earned $10 for showing my teeth.
Showing. My. Teeth.
Why, God, whyyyyyyy?

Lol, I love vore/mouth fetish guys. I even have a bright little led to give them a clearer look at the back of my throat. Embrace the weird.

 

[MrShepard]

Someone in Lorelei's room was a genius...

My response....

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Streamate paid chat & C2C.

Long story short...don't masturbate in the office. Pretty sure they're "needing him" to be fired now.

 

[ComicOzzie]

These are the only 2 comments on Studguy888's message wall...

studguy888
Mon, Jun 1 2015 9:55 PM
would you do me? id do me

studguy888
Mon, Apr 20 2015 4:17 PM
damn, you are one handsome guy.

 

[SaffronBurke]

"If you're into anal I'll go gold"

You sound confused, sir. One does not "go gold".

 

[ComicOzzie]

Seriously, dude???

NiteWalker: You want a job in Cailf?
Nite_Walker: I can get you a job for Sports Illustrated, it pay more then MFC, just let know
Nite_Walker: If you Make the Center fold for Sports Illustrated, you get 50k
Nite_Walker: in swim wear

 

[DuoShi]

"If you're into anal I'll go gold"

You sound confused, sir. One does not "go gold".

I go gold. Super Saiyan Duo. Only my aura is gold there. My hair stays black, and I grow an instant afro.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Trolls gotta troll...

DiaperDoody: Is it a deal breaker if ur BF farts while ur giving a bj?
DiaperDoody: what if it's such a terrible fart that u pass out?

 

[SaffronBurke]

Dude: What size are your boobs?

Me: This size!

Dude: 36C?
Me: Actually, they're a bit bigger than that.
Dude: They don't look that big.

 

[Beyond_Measure]

Seriously, dude???

NiteWalker: You want a job in Cailf?
Nite_Walker: I can get you a job for Sports Illustrated, it pay more then MFC, just let know
Nite_Walker: If you Make the Center fold for Sports Illustrated, you get 50k
Nite_Walker: in swim wear

OMG this is amazing

 

[Nordling]

So, sitting in a Russian model's room while she's in private, she tells me that the guy she's in private with said:



No help from me, so she asked for clarification from him... Oh! This makes it all clear.



Anyone here able to translate nonsensese?

 

[dilligaf0]

Trolls gotta troll...

DiaperDoody: Is it a deal breaker if ur BF farts while ur giving a bj?
DiaperDoody: what if it's such a terrible fart that u pass out?

With that screen name, you expected better?

 

[Shaun__]

So, sitting in a Russian model's room while she's in private, she tells me that the guy she's in private with said:

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No help from me, so she asked for clarification from him... Oh! This makes it all clear.

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Anyone here able to translate nonsensese?

I think he is trying to say daddy, and asking which part of her he prefers maybe. The sentence structure is weird though.

 

[Beyond_Measure]

So, sitting in a Russian model's room while she's in private, she tells me that the guy she's in private with said:

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No help from me, so she asked for clarification from him... Oh! This makes it all clear.

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Anyone here able to translate nonsensese?

Perhaps he was Russian as well? To me, it looks like he is trying to annex her boobs.

 

[BooyaaS]

Came across this guy making weird comments in a room. troll or fantasist?

http://profiles.myfreecams.com/webmogul

 

[SoTxBob]

Came across this guy making weird comments in a room. troll or fantasist?

http://profiles.myfreecams.com/webmogul

I vote for "Self involved YLAM douchebag."
funny how he claimed he got Brina to be a print model... guess he didnt know shes been doing it since she was 12ish. lololol.

 

[AmberCutie]

In public chat (I was having Classic Rock music night...):

06:35:53 PMdanorse:what is the music???
06:39:12 PMdanorse:...can we get more up-to-date music?.......
06:40:37 PMdanorse:i am THOR from norway... actually its my name -- but you americans make drama of every thing... heheh
06:40:45 PMLee_Lee_Le:damn i wanna fuck ur face
(here's where I tell him I don't care where he is from, it's rude to come into a room for the first time and make demands/requests/talk shit about the music)
06:41:22 PMdanorse:thor is just a name ---- sorry
06:41:58 PMdanorse:amber!!! ... i have been here like 5 years!!....
(I point out that I have 0 record of him ever being in my room (no tip or PM history, nor do I remember him. Say I'm just going to ban for rudeness.)
06:42:41 PM Lee_Lee_Le: ur such a hoe selling urself on the internet respect urself as a women..
06:42:45 PM Lee_Lee_Le: no one will ever fall in Love w u

So I banned them both (who wouldn't? lol)

In my private messages, after I banned and ignored so I didin't see it at all until I looked in archives today:

06:48:28 PM danorse: ...so back to communisme... if we dont like you or what you are saying we are gonna ban you... !!! what the fck are you thinking here?...
06:50:34 PM danorse: i never said anything bad about you or you country!,,,, what? the second you hear i am from Norway ... bammmm!! .. you are banned!!! what???.....
06:51:52 PM danorse: ...fyi,..... Norway is probably US best friend ever... look it up....
06:56:38 PM danorse: Amber... seriously do you ban people just for talking??? ... that is not very social if you ask me... you just did that to me, and now I ask myself what i did wrong.... i dont know... so I have to ask you... if you have as a policy to ban people just
06:56:38 PM danorse: for talking you should have it in you profile... so it is common fuckng knowledge....

This was all in the first 25 mins I was online. So glad it got better after I banned the fools!

Edit to add: I just noticed the last part of his PM, for the record I have this on my profile: