Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[AmberCutie]

Obviously not a cam site member**, so it's slightly off topic:


Edit to add the followup:


There has been a lot of this lately on twitter, where people discredit anything a cam girl says merely because of her job. As if it affects anything. And I really don't know how me being a cam girl makes me an "immature twat"... dude is stupid as fuck.

**and if he is a cam site member, he's the shitty kind that goes 0/20 and gets banned from a room within minutes.

 

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

^ as per above

I may be lonely and sad! But NEVER am I disappointed!

<takes bow>

Thank you, thank you..please try the fish ....GNITE!

Oh and Twitter is a giant soup bowl of fucktardnation...so I would not sweat that hammerhead...he has about 40 other hammerheads lined up behind him...giant hammerhead kick line.

 

[AmberCutie]

I would not sweat that hammerhead

Oh I am not sweating it at all! Quite the contrary, seems HE might regret trying to ruffle the feathers of a girl who has a ton of followers... quote-tweeting him got his @'s filled with people telling him how lame he is, and he eventually deleted the tweets.

MUAHAHAHA

Or maybe Twitter is just glitchy when you block someone, looks like they weren't deleted, maybe.

Either way, the guy is up shit creek lol.

 

[FayePotato]

"do you happen to have any nudes with your face in them that you're willing to sell for tokens, from like 2 or 3 years ago maybe?"

By far the creepiest question I receive, and I get it far too often. No, I don't have any nude pictures from when I was 15 or 16 years old. *bans* *reports* *cringes for days*

 

[SaffronBurke]

"do you happen to have any nudes with your face in them that you're willing to sell for tokens, from like 2 or 3 years ago maybe?"

By far the creepiest question I receive, and I get it far too often. No, I don't have any nude pictures from when I was 15 or 16 years old. *bans* *reports* *cringes for days*

I'm amazed that someone would be that blatant at their attempt to obtain child pornography.

 

[FayePotato]

I'm amazed that someone would be that blatant at their attempt to obtain child pornography.

Seriously. It's either this, or "Do you have any nude pics from before you were a camgirl?" Nooooo, I signed up less than 2 months after turning 18. Go awaaaaay.

 

[MelPalmer]

So, I charge very little for skypeshows, I'm okay with that because I don't really feel the need to charge more. (15 tokens per minute).
The other day a guy comes into my room and goes "skype for 50?" (i always put in the topic 10minskype=150)
-that would give you 4 minutes
-give me 5 lol
-pay me 75..... lol
-but my rate is 50.
-YOUR RATE? excuse me but i'm the model, not you, i'm the one who has the rate. i'm already gifting you time.
-and i'm gifting you tokens, don't be like that.
-you are paying me for a service, gifting me tokens would be if you just tip for nothing
-but that would be unheard for
-listen *member* you've been here for quite a long time and already spent some tokens, so i think you know how mfc works and know that gifting tokens IS actually a thing. if you want to accept my rates and buy skypetime, okay, if not, move along.

UGH.

 

[Jappie]

you're so patient

 

[Ms. Vicious]

Seriously. It's either this, or "Do you have any nude pics from before you were a camgirl?" Nooooo, I signed up less than 2 months after turning 18. Go awaaaaay.

Do you think all those douchebags realize how old are you?

 

[FayePotato]

Do you think all those douchebags realize how old are you?

It's possible they don't, but I've been told a number of times how young I look, and some of these messages come from people who never came in my room so I'm assuming they probably saw my profile. I'm sure a few may have been unaware. Whenever I respond with my usual "omg no, I'm eighteen, that would be so illegal" I'm never met with "Oh sorry, I didn't know!" or anything like that though. They just leave without a word.

 

[Johndoe91]

hjorto: hi slavery was not invented in vain.


In a black models room. believe it or not, it didn't go over well

 

[Jessi]

this person tweets at me semi regularly...

Not sure if its a bot or what :/


Edit: I cant seem to link to a page on twitter without the forum trying to format it as some weird media imbed

https://twitter.com/greatalexcat/status/432763359465709568

 

[Pluot]

A PM I received one of my first nights:

"I wonder how it would feel to be transformed into your pussy"

 

[Ms. Vicious]

Some dude told me I reminded him of his wife.
Ummm OK, I thought.
Then he told me she died 15 years ago.

 

[rosewalker23]

A guy who bought my snapchat asked if he could help me pick out what socks I wear for the day. That's all he wants pictures of... just socks

 

[Sevrin]

Some dude told me I reminded him of his wife.
Ummm OK, I thought.
Then he told me she died 15 years ago.

You're going to get that occasionally. Guys like this visit cam sites because they can't bring themselves to start over IRL. Unless he gets creepier, he could become a generous regular.

 

[Pluot]

A guy who bought my snapchat asked if he could help me pick out what socks I wear for the day. That's all he wants pictures of... just socks

That's awesome haha!

 

[Ms. Vicious]

You're going to get that occasionally. Guys like this visit cam sites because they can't bring themselves to start over IRL. Unless he gets creepier, he could become a generous regular.

Yeah I know... I didn't tell him about how creepy it was and merely giggled at it after the show

 

[Val]

There was a guy, like a week ago, who made me watch him fucking the floor. Fucking. The. Floor.

 

[AerynShade]

There was a guy, like a week ago, who made me watch him fucking the floor. Fucking. The. Floor.

Carpet or tile?

 

[Jimmy9]

Carpet or tile?

Hard wood, I imagine.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Typed into my chat while I'm offscreen washing my dildo and putting my clothes back on after a private:

hi miss

..... are you addressing my pillow? Or perhaps the window has gained your interest?

 

[StacySins]

"Guy61655: would u b willing 2 do a roleplay where u would b genie and i wish 2 b ur sex toy so u turn me into ur anal toy"

...

 

[Nordling]

I guess I missed the memo that tells us it's now cool to use ethnic slurs to describe people from Japan. In a Japanese model's room within two minutes of entering--two dicks, one slur:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Hunter7530 seems nice...

07:12:40 AM Hunter7530: honey can you smoke for me one cigarette please
07:13:18 AM FloraBella_: hunter could you tip me 10.000 tokens plsssss
7:13:31 AM Hunter7530: haha what a joke
07:13:47 AM Hunter7530: token whore i hope you become aids

 

[BobbZero]

I always find questions from my fellow members about cup size mildly amusing. Do they not have eyes? Are they rating and ranking the models? Creating a camgirl set of Top Trumps? What do the numbers tell them?

 

[rosewalker23]

I always find questions from my fellow members about cup size mildly amusing. Do they not have eyes? Are they rating and ranking the models? Creating a camgirl set of Top Trumps? What do the numbers tell them?

I told a guy my breast size (mind you it is also in my bio) and he said to me, "No you are not." Like, excuse me? I put on my bra every day, I think I know what size my breasts are... Everyone else in the room was really nice about it but yea things like that can be frustrating

 

[Diana Blake]

It's extra amusing when they don't seem to understand how bras work. Had this exchange the other night:

Member: Wooooow! Your boobs look bigger than my wife's! She's a 40DDD!
Me: That would be because I'm a 30J
2nd Member: uh, he said 40...that's bigger than 30....not calling you stupid lol probably all the orgasms lol
Me: Common misconception since you guys don't wear bras. The number is the size of the band around your back. The letter is the cup size (I'm lenient with stuff because, hey, I don't know how to buy underwear to keep a dick comfortable so why should they know about bras?)
Original Member: Oooooh! You're right! My wife is actually a 30H. I forgot
2nd Member: dude you got pics lol
Me: *eye roll forever*

I hope that those two members have a long and happy relationship both jerking off to the first member's imaginary big tittied wife. I also hope that if the thirty or so members that were there at least one learned a bit about bras...

 

[Val]

Carpet or tile?

Carpet His dick was between his stomach and the floor.

 

[Juicy_Babe]

mother of god, is this all real? do I share a planet with those people?