Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[dilligaf0]

Ha no do it for free was today, vomit is requested a lot, and the third one are all requested often but that guy called me a prude with it lol

The next person that asks for you to vomit, tell them to turn on their cam to help you to do it.

 

[Offdutybatman]

The next person that asks for you to vomit, tell them to turn on their cam to help you to do it.

I was doing a toy bj for a guy one time and he wanted me to gag which is fine! but then he started like whispering "just let it out" "just keep going" "just let it happen" and i was like huh? let what happen? and he was like just throw up. and i was like uhhh no. it made the rest of the show awkward.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I was doing a toy bj for a guy one time and he wanted me to gag which is fine! but then he started like whispering "just let it out" "just keep going" "just let it happen" and i was like huh? let what happen? and he was like just throw up. and i was like uhhh no. it made the rest of the show awkward.

Yeah I don't get the whole vomit fetish, and sadly have had this happen as well. When the guy said it I was just sort of gave him a look and asked if he was kidding. I don't mock fetishes, but a) it broke site rules, which I won't do b) mmm so sexy how you're puking and letting that stomach acid rot your teeth out bb...what? >.o

 

[SaffronBurke]

Yeah I don't get the whole vomit fetish, and sadly have had this happen as well. When the guy said it I was just sort of gave him a look and asked if he was kidding. I don't mock fetishes, but a) it broke site rules, which I won't do b) mmm so sexy how you're puking and letting that stomach acid rot your teeth out bb...what? >.o

I always find myself dancing around this issue. I don't do BJ shows, and only occasionally make BJ videos, because my gag reflex is so bad that I skip past gagging and just go straight to dry heaving, which is one of the worst feelings ever to me. I don't want to actually say that on cam, though, because I don't want someone else who was about to take me private to get grossed out and leave. But "I have a super sensitive gag reflex" just gets the reply of the guy saying that he thinks gagging is hot, and not understanding what I mean when I say "but I don't just gag".

 

[ComicOzzie]

asked of a European model...

Hotlover8:Do you live on the East Coast West Coast?

 

[Alisa]

asked of a European model...

Hotlover8:Do you live on the East Coast West Coast?

I get the Where in Canada do you live? all the time. Apparently my Russian accent sounds French Canadian to many members.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I get the Where in Canada do you live? all the time. Apparently my Russian accent sounds French Canadian to many members.

I get asked if I'm Canadian so often that I occasionally change my Streamate location from the US to say Canada (that or if I want to avoid US political talk lol). I got that a lot on MFC too, though I never implied I was from there in any way shape or form. I assume I was just being really polite or something. XD

 

[Ann_Sulu]

...

This tweet was wtf enough...

but then I scrolled and holy crap dude! Tweets from 152 days ago?! Remind me to not do the inception thing and go deeper with wtf tweets again. I think part of my brain made a popping sound.

 

[dilligaf0]

...

This tweet was wtf enough...

but then I scrolled and holy crap dude! Tweets from 152 days ago?! Remind me to not do the inception thing and go deeper with wtf tweets again. I think part of my brain made a popping sound.

Who the Hell has their own 900 number?

 

[Ann_Sulu]

@dilligaf0 According to his twitter that's his company's number. *facepalm

 

[Offdutybatman]

Yeah I don't get the whole vomit fetish, and sadly have had this happen as well. When the guy said it I was just sort of gave him a look and asked if he was kidding. I don't mock fetishes, but a) it broke site rules, which I won't do b) mmm so sexy how you're puking and letting that stomach acid rot your teeth out bb...what? >.o

I don't get it either! I guess it's another dominance thing.

 

[Offdutybatman]

I always find myself dancing around this issue. I don't do BJ shows, and only occasionally make BJ videos, because my gag reflex is so bad that I skip past gagging and just go straight to dry heaving, which is one of the worst feelings ever to me. I don't want to actually say that on cam, though, because I don't want someone else who was about to take me private to get grossed out and leave. But "I have a super sensitive gag reflex" just gets the reply of the guy saying that he thinks gagging is hot, and not understanding what I mean when I say "but I don't just gag".

I don't mind the gagging. I mean I don't exactly like it but I don't mind doing it. It's requested sooo much for me

 

[CherryChu]

I had a guy come in during a cumshow and be all 'mm I know you want me to impregnate your tight little black teen pussy bb'

...uh >.< so much wrong with this lol. He made me reach all the way over to hit the ban button while I was in the middle of something

 

[CherryChu]

When it comes to fetishes I generally believe it's a case of each to their own - but that also means you shouldn't just come crashing into a model's room expecting her to indulge in yours.

 

[Offdutybatman]

When it comes to fetishes I generally believe it's a case of each to their own - but that also means you shouldn't just come crashing into a model's room expecting her to indulge in yours.

I dont shame fetishes but i do like it when someone asks me privately if i do a certain fetish.
It kills the mood in public

 

[ComicOzzie]

Translation, please...

LUVAMISTRO:id LUUV2massagez yo' tits in2a orgasmic spazum "PATANDED"

 

[gingerhobbit]

Translation, please...

LUVAMISTRO:id LUUV2massagez yo' tits in2a orgasmic spazum "PATANDED"

Love to massage your tits into orgasmic spasm. "Patented"

Should it bother me that apparently I speak fluent moron?

 

[weirdbr]

Should it bother me that apparently I speak fluent moron?

Yes; seek treatment ASAP.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

Should it bother me that apparently I speak fluent moron?

Never. Embrace it. Only let it bother you if you are in denial about it.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Seriously, WTF? This dude was asking this question in numerous rooms today...

Bustemballs: hi, if you had to choose either the letter "s" or "v" as a favourite, which one would you pick?

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Seriously, WTF? This dude was asking this question in numerous rooms today...

Bustemballs: hi, if you had to choose either the letter "s" or "v" as a favourite, which one would you pick?

When one goes too far as a fan of V for vendetta? I dunno, that's all I've got.

 

[nikki_bbw]

I had a grey on CB today that is (and I quote) :"Looking to be regular 30 pvd's 2-3 times a week". I spent the entire hour I was online pondering what he could possibly have meant. @gingerhobbit , please use your translation skills to decipher the hidden meaning in this.

ETA - Should I take this to mean I need to clear my schedule for 60-90 pvts per week?

 

[justjoinedtopost]

I had a grey on CB today that is (and I quote) :"Looking to be regular 30 pvd's 2-3 times a week". I spent the entire hour I was online pondering what he could possibly have meant. @gingerhobbit , please use your translation skills to decipher the hidden meaning in this.

ETA - Should I take this to mean I need to clear my schedule for 60-90 pvts per week?

CB greys are a breed unto themselves. To ponder the deeper implications of what they say is to flirt with madness. But I look forward to hearing Ginger's interpretation.

(not to brag, but I have flipped two of those mo-fo's, made em go blue. Not that it did the model a lot of good. Netted her a total of 3 tokens)

 

[gingerhobbit]

I had a grey on CB today that is (and I quote) :"Looking to be regular 30 pvd's 2-3 times a week". I spent the entire hour I was online pondering what he could possibly have meant. @gingerhobbit , please use your translation skills to decipher the hidden meaning in this.

ETA - Should I take this to mean I need to clear my schedule for 60-90 pvts per week?

My best guess: "Looking to be a regular...30-minute privates, 2-3 times a week."

Of course, 'pvd' could be some really awesome sexual thing that I'm just too lame to know.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

My best guess: "Looking to be a regular...30-minute privates, 2-3 times a week."

Of course, 'pvd' could be some really awesome sexual thing that I'm just too lame to know.

Sounds suspiciously like something that belongs in the Promises To Tip thread. A guy looking to up himself in the attention rankings without having to pony up.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Sounds suspiciously like something that belongs in the Promises To Tip thread. A guy looking to up himself in the attention rankings without having to pony up.

For some reason, "private" in grey-speak means "password show that I'm paying way too little for", or "Skype that I'm going to pay way too little for". I'm a bit of a bitch to these guys:

Grey: how much for private bb
Me: 30 tokens per minute
Grey: what about a gift card
Me: I only do privates for tokens
Grey: I give you $25 Amazon for 20 minutes
Me: that's against the rules and I won't do it.
Me: *screenshot* *ban* *email screenshot to support to report the butthole*

An alternate that also happens:
Grey: how much for private bb
Me: My privates are set at 30 tokens per minute
Grey: not here, s k y p e
Me: I only do privates here
Grey: but I give you a gift card
Me: that's against the rules and I won't do it.
Me: *screenshot* *ban* *email screenshot to support to report the butthole*

 

[ComicOzzie]

So a freeloader decides to write a Penthouse letter in free chat...

Mr Sinister: Natalia, when I walk in to the room, I throw you against the wall and pin both wrists above your head with one hand, whispering in your ear that I own your pussy
Mr_Sinister: kicking your feet apart and ripping your panties with the other hand
Mr_Sinister: pulling your hair too hard before I slide the tip of my cock slowly in to you.....teasing your pretty little pussy
Mr_Sinister: as I slide deeper and harder in to you I tell you how I own your pussy again. I'll cum when and where I want......
Mr_Sinister: I stop and tell you to taste your pussy on my cock. My balls are also wet from your pussy. You love tasting yourself on me.

Just stop. Please.

 

[gingerhobbit]

So a freeloader decides to write a Penthouse letter in free chat...

Mr Sinister: Natalia, when I walk in to the room, I throw you against the wall and pin both wrists above your head with one hand, whispering in your ear that I own your pussy
Mr_Sinister: kicking your feet apart and ripping your panties with the other hand
Mr_Sinister: pulling your hair too hard before I slide the tip of my cock slowly in to you.....teasing your pretty little pussy
Mr_Sinister: as I slide deeper and harder in to you I tell you how I own your pussy again. I'll cum when and where I want......
Mr_Sinister: I stop and tell you to taste your pussy on my cock. My balls are also wet from your pussy. You love tasting yourself on me.

Just stop. Please.

I think some lady put that shit on Amazon, called it "Fifty Shades" and made millions.

 

[nikki_bbw]

My best guess: "Looking to be a regular...30-minute privates, 2-3 times a week."

Of course, 'pvd' could be some really awesome sexual thing that I'm just too lame to know.

Ahhh that makes sense.

 

[Poison_Ivy21]

uhhhh pretty sure that's how most people get their piercings...?