Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Diana Blake]

xeyed2: You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

I'm gonna use this at the bus stop tomorrow. If you want to see the end result, watch the news...

I've heard this one before and it's one of my favorites. Several of my regulars know that I have a special weakness for bad pick up lines so they search them out for me. I want to use this on a sexy lady one day. I will probably have to be very drunk.

 

[LilyMarie]

...can anyone help...

 

[Alabastra]

...can anyone help...

Shot in the dark, but he might be asking if you have a direct link to yourself, or a referrer link? Who knows.

 

[SaffronBurke]

On that note, I had some dude all "How do I tip you? How do I buy tokens?" a couple nights ago. Even after another guy and I explained it to him several times (cause, you know, finding the "add tokens" and "tip model" buttons is SO hard), he kept going on with it, so we continued our conversation like he wasn't there.

 

[LilyMarie]

Model: Guys, I'm gonna have to go soon cause it's really quiet.
MrMeeeean: NO!
MrMeeeean: what!
MrMeeeean: wuiet
MrMeeeean: im making NOISE
MrMeeeean: woooOooh
MrMeeeean: yeah!~
MrMeeeean: wOWOoOOOOh
Model: no... I mean tip quiet
MrMeeeean: OWQOOWOWOWOOWohOhhOO
MrMeeeean: yeah hell yeah!
MrMeeeean: wooOOOoh

 

[mynameisbob84]

xeyed2: You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

I'm gonna use this at the bus stop tomorrow. If you want to see the end result, watch the news...

I've heard this one before and it's one of my favorites. Several of my regulars know that I have a special weakness for bad pick up lines so they search them out for me. I want to use this on a sexy lady one day. I will probably have to be very drunk.

Hey baby. Are you Jamaican? Cos' Jamaican me crazy

 

[PlayboyMegan]

...can anyone help...

He's definitely the type to be a basic for life. I can tell.

 

[SavannahMai]

Adding on to my last post, ive since been asked have i ever let a dog lick me out, can i give birth in pvt ( I am not pregnant ) I have had someone address me simply by ''oi'', somebody asked me if he blew his load over his face should he swallow or just have a facial, i had a very polite man ask me the other day could i laugh at his small penis in pvt, and yesterday someone popped in to tell me i look 16 ( i am 29 ) and that my tits are too small!! Cheers for that pal!!

 

[eclipse76]

Giving birth on cam… man that's a great idea, 100% sure it would break the top viewers and tokens record for a show. /s

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

Giving birth on cam… man that's a great idea, 100% sure it would break the top viewers and tokens record for a show. /s

The show would do even better if the girl was not pregnant and a virgin. It is not a porn it is a miracle.

 

[God]

(model) my mom is home
(member) i bet your mom is hotter than you

 

[Emma_Lynn]

i had a very polite man ask me the other day could i laugh at his small penis in pvt

I think I had the same guy on my first day. It was awkward.
But here's one from today
"My dragon just exploded"

 

[BarbieLuv]

i had a very polite man ask me the other day could i laugh at his small penis in pvt

I think I had the same guy on my first day. It was awkward.

SPH (small penis humiliation) is a really common fetish, you'll get a lot of guys asking for it. :handgestures-salute:

 

[Emma_Lynn]

i had a very polite man ask me the other day could i laugh at his small penis in pvt

I think I had the same guy on my first day. It was awkward.

SPH (small penis humiliation) is a really common fetish, you'll get a lot of guys asking for it. :handgestures-salute:

Yeah, I didn't really think of that. But he was so cute just politely and timidly asking for it.

 

[JaycieLynn]

12:58:46 AM gongdink: WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR NIPS ?
12:58:56 AM netsah: green
12:59:12 AM Dominicx: Dammnn.. what they taste like?
12:59:16 AM gongdink: DO U LIKE WHITE PECKER?
ME Outloud: Yes, actually I do!
12:59:45 AM gongdink: WORD UP
12:59:54 AM gongdink: LIKE I CARE SKANK

Had a blast that night.. :roll:

 

[RainyDayGuy]

Is it bad that like 90% of these make me LOL and not go WTF?

 

[AllisonWilder]

imbored2345: do yave a pair of panties that are not yours that are to small for you to play with?

I always keep miscellaneous underpants laying around, duh.

 

[SavannahMai]

err.........im horny, but my boobs???

 

[JerryBoBerry]

imbored2345: do yave a pair of panties that are not yours that are to small for you to play with?

I always keep miscellaneous underpants laying around, duh.

Now if he had asked me that question I would have been able to respond with a yes. Several of them as it turns out.

 

[AngelicTease]

Not sure if this is really WTF, although I did think it was a WTF moment when I thought he was asking me to play in a skip haha. :lol:


I don't know if they're called skips in other countries, these things:

 

[Jupiter551]

Not sure if this is really WTF, although I did think it was a WTF moment when I thought he was asking me to play in a skip haha. :lol:


I don't know if they're called skips in other countries, these things:

I want to see you mount that anthropomorphic skip :drool:

 

[PlayboyMegan]

Obviously.

 

[Jupiter551]

Guest77692: do you ever get tips or do you just do this for fun

 

[SavannahMai]

Guy has just posted this in the free chat, wasn't rude, but it did crack me up, LOL, what does he think i am up to, out shopping??

 

[DuoShi]

Obviously.

No! You do MyFreeCams. I'm asking if you do MFC. I mean....he's asking. Yeah...

 

[ComicOzzie]

From a frustrated freeloader...

Maz05: guys can you hold tips and questions for 30 secs so she can get on with her dances..thanks

BAN!

 

[JJasione]

"Can I send you a vial of my jizz"

 

[Jupiter551]

Caseyfritz: but what if when the dragon head breathed out a giant dick came out and sucked back in instead of fire?

 

[yossarian]

"Can I send you a vial of my jizz"

I hope you corrected his grammar. It's "May I..."

 

[AllisonWilder]

:lol:


For those of you who don't know what a tip on Streamate looks like, this definitely isn't it.