Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[ComicOzzie]

wolfeel2: can u lick ur own PUSSY

:?

 

[schlmoe]

:lol:


For those of you who don't know what a tip on Streamate looks like, this definitely isn't it.

Your avatar is the perfect reaction to that "tip"! :lol:

 

[MsAllyCat]

hdavidf309: I love to be teased (dirty talk,ect.) and told that I cannot touch myself unless asked to. help me out? I have absolutely no volume here btw

So how exactly is this gonna work out hdavid? Dirty talk flash cards? Charades?

 

[JerryBoBerry]

hdavidf309: I love to be teased (dirty talk,ect.) and told that I cannot touch myself unless asked to. help me out? I have absolutely no volume here btw

So how exactly is this gonna work out hdavid? Dirty talk flash cards? Charades?

May I suggest Sign Language? Here's a couple lessons to get you started.


http://www.youtube.com/user/thfemale





And a special one for SexySteph if she reads this post...

 

[PlayboyMegan]

lasy100: For 1500, I can make my way with her

:lol:

 

[JoleneBrody]

lasy100: For 1500, I can make my way with her

:lol:

Hahaha that guy is a treasure trove of wtf! I need to start a folder for him.

 

[SavannahMai]

I know its illegal but its 10 a month and i know I can block his ip and all, and he is 17 he accidental turn his cam on once or I did without his knowledge, hes pretty smart kid when it comes to computers and to be honest with you he could prolly make a kick ass site, when it comes to blackmail though he isn't very smart.

I have his msn, paypal ip, mfc screename, facebook and could turn him in...but I dont trust the canadian or american justice system they always did me wrong and I am the victim (sry touchy subject....dont date 30 year old drug dealers at 16 it wont end well I know first hand). I highly doubt mexico is any better... So if he got wind of me turning him in he would email all my OLD FRIENDS ON MY OLDDDD FACEBOOK!

The one I have now is for cam girl stuff only. If he did send it trust me I would know so I know he hasn't (brothers would flip out). He also wont let me pay him in advance so I have leverage of him not sending it, very odd one he is. So bottom line 10 a month is not worth hurting my family, but if he threatens me again I am going to turn him in most of the fams knows now anyway.

But he is a fan of mine and hopes we can be friends one day and put this behind us...lol omg he is a odd one . also he needs my payment to pay for his mexico computer tech site domain or it will be shut down, told him i ever see me anywhere again without my knowledge I will make his life hell and he is scared imma get him arrested so he doesn't ask for too much now a days other than for me to unblock mexico and to make me a site.

Funny thing is though I sell movies now and he got all the public shows I have ever done on mfc I could sell those hehe oh well , the blog was huge omg and it was all about me and videos it was crazy...i look a bit different now then I did when I first started camming a year ago how times change plus back then there was only 500 models online at its busiest now like 1,200!!! Sadly most do too much in public for free and is worse on us since these tore up chicks doing free shows 24/7 so guys dont tip like they did back then.

One word....insane!! Why would you let anyone bully you? He doesnt respect you!! Wake up girl!!

 

[Sevrin]

One word....insane!! Why would you let anyone bully you? He doesnt respect you!! Wake up girl!!

That is a reply to a post made over 3 years ago.

 

[KamikaziKitty]

One word....insane!! Why would you let anyone bully you? He doesnt respect you!! Wake up girl!!

That is a reply to a post made over 3 years ago.

She's new to the forums. It took me two months to catch up on just minor stuff on here (let alone the model's only section gah that was intimidating to say the least!) and I definitely caught myself replying to months or years old posts a couple of times. It happens.

 

[LilyMarie]

I witnessed this absolute insanity today.

:shock: :shock: :shock:

 

[mynameisbob84]

I witnessed this absolute insanity today.

:shock: :shock: :shock:

a) Errybody send me their videos b) I'll convert them using my top end system for you c) by which I mean I'll furiously thwack off to them while laughing maniacally at how I got you to send me a free video d) don't read c)

 

[hapa74]

I witnessed this absolute insanity today.

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Wow, what a nice, gracious person! We need more of these kind of peeps in the world

(possibly sarcasm)

 

[SavannahMai]

One word....insane!! Why would you let anyone bully you? He doesnt respect you!! Wake up girl!!

That is a reply to a post made over 3 years ago.

I know lol

 

[SavannahMai]

One word....insane!! Why would you let anyone bully you? He doesnt respect you!! Wake up girl!!

That is a reply to a post made over 3 years ago.

She's new to the forums. It took me two months to catch up on just minor stuff on here (let alone the model's only section gah that was intimidating to say the least!) and I definitely caught myself replying to months or years old posts a couple of times. It happens.

I do love a good nosey through the archives

 

[WickedTouch]

Theo1954: you are very pretty
russel_cole: u are not a cam girl
danboynyc: mmm. i want to take a steamy shit on your tits

:icon-rolleyes:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

One word....insane!! Why would you let anyone bully you? He doesnt respect you!! Wake up girl!!

That is a reply to a post made over 3 years ago.

She's new to the forums. It took me two months to catch up on just minor stuff on here (let alone the model's only section gah that was intimidating to say the least!) and I definitely caught myself replying to months or years old posts a couple of times. It happens.

I do love a good nosey through the archives

Exactly. And people on here are always telling anyone new with a question to go search the archives cause it's already been brought up before. Well, here we have someone new who went through the archives to begin with.

What were we expecting after that? :lol: It's only natural old stuff will be brought up again when that happens.

 

[KamikaziKitty]

Theo1954: you are very pretty
russel_cole: u are not a cam girl
danboynyc: mmm. i want to take a steamy shit on your tits

:icon-rolleyes:

Sigh.... danboynyc... I'm familiar :eyeroll:

 

[PlayboyMegan]

Yea because I MUST not have a bf if I use sex toys.

 

[SavannahMai]

One word....insane!! Why would you let anyone bully you? He doesnt respect you!! Wake up girl!!

That is a reply to a post made over 3 years ago.

She's new to the forums. It took me two months to catch up on just minor stuff on here (let alone the model's only section gah that was intimidating to say the least!) and I definitely caught myself replying to months or years old posts a couple of times. It happens.

I do love a good nosey through the archives

Exactly. And people on here are always telling anyone new with a question to go search the archives cause it's already been brought up before. Well, here we have someone new who went through the archives to begin with.

What were we expecting after that? :lol: It's only natural old stuff will be brought up again when that happens.

Very true that hun Just hope this poor girl eventually broke free of this little bully x

 

[Sevrin]

Very true that hun Just hope this poor girl eventually broke free of this little bully x

Here's one way to find out. https://twitter.com/christymaycam

 

[SavannahMai]

Encountered a very polite gentlemen just now, with a rather weird fetish, sniffing and jacking off to his step daughters panties, whatever floats your boat pal!

 

[tomboytoy]

"I would knead your breasts like that dough bb"

(I was attempting to do a cooking show and I was kneading pizza dough.)

 

[SavannahMai]

err.......well needless to say i answered the customer with a poilite no but with an 'eww' look in my face LOL

 

[PlayboyMegan]

err.......well needless to say i answered the customer with a poilite no but with an 'eww' look in my face LOL

Of course it's your room and you can handle it any way you want to, but don't be afraid to ban those fuckers.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

rahhhhh: look at my tokens and points then pm me

He had 5,000 points.... :hand:

 

[Remykins]

Like...really?

 

[SaffronBurke]

Member: Can we do a private next week?
Me: Sure, that'd be awesome!
Member: How much?

Call me crazy, but I only consider a show a "private" if it's on the site. If it's off-site, I call it a "Skype".

 

[Misono]

Big thanks to the member that has been hitting on me for the last 4 months, thinking I'm playing hard to get because another model told them I was female...

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Big thanks to the member that has been hitting on me for the last 4 months, thinking I'm playing hard to get because another model told them I was female...

Hey, i heard you was cute!
:lol:

 

[DuoShi]

Like...really?

He thought you were flesh colored. I thought that too. I'm sorry.