Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[yossarian]

This fellow was a bit slow to figure things out.

stargates22: OPEN MY CAM HUN
03:17:18 PM SweetSaffron: can't in public, it'll freeze my computer
06:45:38 PM stargates22: open my cam please sexy x
06:46:19 PM SweetSaffron: can't, freexes my computer
06:46:35 PM stargates22: it is open for you
06:47:19 PM stargates22: cam is open now for you hun xx
06:47:51 PM SweetSaffron: it will freeze my computer. no.
06:48:08 PM stargates22: oh sorry x

I always wondered if models ever just pretend to open people's cams. A guy like this, he would probably narrate what he was doing anyway, so you could reasonably figure out what you were supposed to be seeing.

 

[BBellvue]

This fellow was a bit slow to figure things out.

stargates22: OPEN MY CAM HUN
03:17:18 PM SweetSaffron: can't in public, it'll freeze my computer
06:45:38 PM stargates22: open my cam please sexy x
06:46:19 PM SweetSaffron: can't, freexes my computer
06:46:35 PM stargates22: it is open for you
06:47:19 PM stargates22: cam is open now for you hun xx
06:47:51 PM SweetSaffron: it will freeze my computer. no.
06:48:08 PM stargates22: oh sorry x

I always wondered if models ever just pretend to open people's cams. A guy like this, he would probably narrate what he was doing anyway, so you could reasonably figure out what you were supposed to be seeing.

I'm fairly certain members can tell when someone is viewing their cam. Not sure if that's every site, but I swear I read that was the case for MFC, at least...

 

[Maya]

Yes, they can see when you open and close their cam on MFC.

Last week someone wanted me to watch his cam when we were in group private. So I opened it. Then he left the group and I closed his cam. Then he complained, that I wasn't watching.

 

[AllisonWilder]

:?

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I always wondered if models ever just pretend to open people's cams. A guy like this, he would probably narrate what he was doing anyway, so you could reasonably figure out what you were supposed to be seeing.

I'm fairly certain members can tell when someone is viewing their cam. Not sure if that's every site, but I swear I read that was the case for MFC, at least...

I was just asked the same question a few days ago so I took a screenshot for Lilahmorrigan.
This is what it looks like when anyone is watching our cams, model or other premiums.
The thing is there's no way for us to tell if you've got it open but hidden behind other windows and not really watching it.

 

[driverxtc]

:?

I wonder if he/she<---- if it was a she :shock: were talking about the minis?

 

[Jupiter551]

The thing is there's no way for us to tell if you've got it open but hidden behind other windows and not really watching it.

Yeah but think of this as a failsafe - if you start to worry she might only be PRETENDING to watch...stop obsessing about it so much you're getting creepy

 

[Sevrin]

The thing is there's no way for us to tell if you've got it open but hidden behind other windows and not really watching it.

Yeah but think of this as a failsafe - if you start to worry she might only be PRETENDING to watch...stop obsessing about it so much you're getting creepy

When in doubt, pick your nose. You'll find out really fast if you're being watched.

 

[yossarian]

The thing is there's no way for us to tell if you've got it open but hidden behind other windows and not really watching it.

Yeah but think of this as a failsafe - if you start to worry she might only be PRETENDING to watch...stop obsessing about it so much you're getting creepy

When in doubt, pick your nose. You'll find out really fast if you're being watched.

Or put on an Elmo mask or something. Few people could resist the urge to comment on that.

 

[SaffronBurke]

how r ur pussy flaps

Ummm....Pussy-like?

 

[Celeste]

show be the hole the baby comes from

:lol:

 

[VeronicaChaos]

thank you… twas beautiful… and i must add to the visual love that you have an amazing anus… very anus shaped and full of quality… craigxxxx

Craig, quality control. :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

The thing is there's no way for us to tell if you've got it open but hidden behind other windows and not really watching it.

Yeah but think of this as a failsafe - if you start to worry she might only be PRETENDING to watch...stop obsessing about it so much you're getting creepy

When in doubt, pick your nose. You'll find out really fast if you're being watched.

OMG. I had a model PM me about this once. She was laughing so hard.

 

[Kinkette-BBW]

you do hallwaysex bb?

I got this one, too.
I said, "my cam wont stretch out to the hallway.."
Otherwise I would do hallwaysex.
:lol:

~Kinkette-BBW

 

[KristinaReapsMe]

Got this lovely MFC mail this morning:

Hey Sexy! I wanna do a long kinky private show and watch you deepthroat gag and puke all over that sexy body.

:? Hell to the no, sir. :naughty:

 

[SaffronBurke]

Guest: looks like she has to bald headed migets in a head lock

 

[God]

(member) a slut will do anyone, a bitch will do anyone BUT :you

 

[JaycieLynn]

Member: The other day my girl farted in front of me for the first time.

Me: Um, that's...nice?

Member: I couldnt tell her how much it turned me on but I can't stop thinking about it!!

Member: So hot bb turn around *Tips*

Member: mmm yea i wanna suck a fart from your ass with my dick. I wanna drown in your fumes

:? k...

Then another charming fella comes in and wont stop saying shit like

M: This is your daddy. You're being a naughty girl... can I spank you princess??
M: This is really your dad I can hear you in your room. Dont make me get your big dicked brother in there.

Dude, WTF -_-.. and for the record my dad's dead. There's a tattoo on my fucking wrist that says R.I.P Daddy. Fuck off... I couldn't ruin the room vibe so I just banned him. Ugh.

 

[Jupiter551]

Member: mmm yea i wanna suck a fart from your ass with my dick. I wanna drown in your fumes

:lol:

 

[Sevrin]

M: This is your daddy. You're being a naughty girl... can I spank you princess??
M: This is really your dad I can hear you in your room. Dont make me get your big dicked brother in there.

Dude, WTF -_-.. and for the record my dad's dead. There's a tattoo on my fucking wrist that says R.I.P Daddy. Fuck off... I couldn't ruin the room vibe so I just banned him. Ugh.

With a handle like Barely18_Baby, you're asking for Daddy-pervs to come looking for you. Don't be surprised if they wanna RP.

 

[LilyMarie]

M: This is your daddy. You're being a naughty girl... can I spank you princess??
M: This is really your dad I can hear you in your room. Dont make me get your big dicked brother in there.

Dude, WTF -_-.. and for the record my dad's dead. There's a tattoo on my fucking wrist that says R.I.P Daddy. Fuck off... I couldn't ruin the room vibe so I just banned him. Ugh.

With a handle like Barely18_Baby, you're asking for Daddy-pervs to come looking for you. Don't be surprised if they wanna RP.

I'm pretty damn sure she was surprised/offended at that second line she quoted...

 

[PlayboyMegan]

thethirdman1: show me the hole the baby comes from
thethirdman1: #storkhole2014
thethirdman1: #yolo

 

[LilyMarie]

thethirdman1: show me the hole the baby comes from
thethirdman1: #storkhole2014
thethirdman1: #yolo

Same here. Banned him before he could say #yolo though

 

[MrRodry]

 

[Sevrin]

What about female kangaroos?

 

[SaffronBurke]

Ah, greys, without them my room would be silent.

codyman85:hi there
codyman85::hugs
(Me - Hi)
codyman85: Hows Iowa?
(Me - It's all right, getting warmer)
codyman85: Originally from Montana here but now in portland
codyman85: Nice to meet you
zztteemm7777: hello
codyman85: I admire you
codyman85: Can I mod?
(Me - No, I don't need a mod, but thanks for the offer)
codyman85: I adore you
codyman85: love your hair
codyman85: Only respect to you
codyman85: pm?
(Me - I'm actually about to paint my nails, so I won't be able to PM.)
codyman85: I have to ask
codyman85:Love
codyman85: ok, well have a great night... I admire you
codyman85: Like to talk more sometime

Hi, I'm one of those rare girls who doesn't like romantic mushy stuff. Stahp.

 

[ComicOzzie]

pikass81: 31 german anal boy 24y big dildo for my ass you like to see my cam???

Tempting, but I'll pass. :naughty:

 

[Diana Blake]

Member: That osm
Member: U pussy luk taystie
Imma pussy conasour!

Do you have any idea how hard it is to not laugh while reading this? Especially while you're diddling yourself in a slut sling assisted half nelson?

 

[LilyMarie]

pikass81: 31 german anal boy 24y big dildo for my ass you like to see my cam???

Tempting, but I'll pass. :naughty:

So is he 31 or 24?

 

[AnyaSchwanz]

pikass81: 31 german anal boy 24y big dildo for my ass you like to see my cam???

Tempting, but I'll pass. :naughty:

So is he 31 or 24?

What I'm getting from this is that he's 31 and the dildo is 24...