Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Sevrin]

pikass81: 31 german anal boy 24y big dildo for my ass you like to see my cam???

Tempting, but I'll pass. :naughty:

So is he 31 or 24?

As far as I can tell: He's 31 and the dildo is 24.

 

[LilyMarie]

pikass81: 31 german anal boy 24y big dildo for my ass you like to see my cam???

Tempting, but I'll pass. :naughty:

So is he 31 or 24?

As far as I can tell: He's 31 and the dildo is 24.

 

[ComicOzzie]

pikass81: 31 german anal boy 24y big dildo for my ass you like to see my cam???

Tempting, but I'll pass. :naughty:

So is he 31 or 24?

Don't know, don't care to find out. :?

 

[Deleted member 8603]

Member: hi
you want me going to hell right
yes or no
do u want God to punish me and send me ot hell forever and ever for being so bad today
yes or no

....o.o wut.

 

[yossarian]

Member: hi
you want me going to hell right
yes or no
do u want God to punish me and send me ot hell forever and ever for being so bad today
yes or no

....o.o wut.

No! Have you ever considered the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints? Here, let me give you some literature.

 

[Leah]

Excerpt from the pre-show chat for a tv gold show I did on Streamate today...I have literally no idea what happened, it's never this bad. Like someone just flipped a switch and I got flooded with idiocy :help:

 

[LilyMarie]

 

[DuoShi]

That's how you flirt right there ya'll.

 

[KayleePond]

Excerpt from the pre-show chat for a tv gold show I did on Streamate today...I have literally no idea what happened, it's never this bad. Like someone just flipped a switch and I got flooded with idiocy :help:

WOW this just really sums up the whole thing, huh? That's like the saddest thing ever.

Seriously thought that is a hilarious string of crazy, it seems to very perfectly show so many of the types of idiots we see! I love the one at the end who literally asks if you can do backflips. :lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

lol PITCH!

 

[Jupiter551]

Tue, Dec 31 2013 6:06 PM
I would kill to have wild sex with you?

 

[tomboytoy]

Last night was my first night and the weirdest thing somebody said was "do u have a hairdryer??"

Also someone said they kept seeing headlights and I thought they were talking about my string of xmas lights..

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

Excerpt from the pre-show chat for a tv gold show I did on Streamate today...I have literally no idea what happened, it's never this bad. Like someone just flipped a switch and I got flooded with idiocy :help:

Well it could be worse. These guys could be out having sex with real woman getting some of the pregnant and reversing 10,000 generations of human evolution.

I hope you did the back flips :mrgreen:

 

[tomboytoy]

Also some dude that kept saying "grow legs more please", but I think he was talking about hair.

 

[MsAllyCat]

I am open with my city location. Last time I was on cam I got asked if I offer a "locals discount" for skype. arghhhhh

I told him that I only accept discount with a coupon and he should look out for my Shop-A-Docket deals. So stupid, I don't think he understood. All the stupid.

 

[AllisonWilder]

jasonD: are you wearing panties?
Me: Yep, a black, white and pink striped thong.
jasonD: are they satin?
Me: Nope, sorry, I don't wear satin panties.
jasonD: well i lov satin fuck you love

I have never been sworn at over panty material before. :? :lol:

 

[Diana Blake]

Last night was my first night and the weirdest thing somebody said was "do u have a hairdryer??"

Also someone said they kept seeing headlights and I thought they were talking about my string of xmas lights..

This guy has been around forever. I don't think I've ever heard of him actually taking anyone private for his rather specific fetish though.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

jasonD: are you wearing panties?
Me: Yep, a black, white and pink striped thong.
jasonD: are they satin?
Me: Nope, sorry, I don't wear satin panties.
jasonD: well i lov satin fuck you love

I have never been sworn at over panty material before. :? :lol:

I need to go find some cotton wearing lady and tell her off now that I know it's okay! :lol:

 

[SaffronBurke]

03:02:29 PM Guest: do u shave?
03:02:34 PM Guest: can u open ur hairs

04:41:27 PM xletmehaveitx: do u have any hair?
04:41:44 PM SweetSaffron: yes, i have very long hair, can't you see my ponytails?
04:41:50 PM xletmehaveitx: lol
04:41:55 PM xletmehaveitx: on ur kitty?
04:42:00 PM SweetSaffron: no
04:42:02 PM xletmehaveitx: silly
04:42:13 PM SweetSaffron: just shaved it this morning, all bare
04:42:35 PM xletmehaveitx: if u didnt shave, would it b hairy?
04:43:14 PM SweetSaffron: that's generally how it works, nobody's naturally bare there
04:43:40 PM xletmehaveitx: silly
04:43:47 PM xletmehaveitx: and pretty!
04:43:51 PM xletmehaveitx: wow!

 

[God]

(member 1) So who's online who can deep throat real good
(member 2) ur mom

 

[ComicOzzie]

bistger: will you take amazon gifts to make me hit my balls for you on skype?

:?

 

[LailaBaise]

Total wtf just there...

Yep, that is not funny, just horrible.

 

[LilyMarie]

CHRIST8PHER: I dont understand fashion nowadays
CHRIST8PHER: I dont understand fashion dowadays
CHRIST8PHER: and im 22

...what the hell was the point of that second line. :shock:

 

[mynameisbob84]

Total wtf just there...

Yep, that is not funny, just horrible.

What a silly twat :?

 

[PlayboyMegan]

I have never seen nor spoken to this guy before.

 

[KamikaziKitty]

I have never seen nor spoken to this guy before.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I have never seen nor spoken to this guy before.

Well if that's al it takes... I'll be in Missouri at 2pm tomorow. Be there. We'll get sushi. :-D

 

[ComicOzzie]

CHRIST8PHER: I dont understand fashion nowadays
CHRIST8PHER: I dont understand fashion dowadays
CHRIST8PHER: and im 22

...what the hell was the point of that second line. :shock:

He misspelled dowadays. :handgestures-salute:

 

[Sevrin]

I have never seen nor spoken to this guy before.

Well, he had a 4 p.m. curfew, so I'd say you blew your chance to change that.

 

[DuoShi]

xeyed2: You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

I'm gonna use this at the bus stop tomorrow. If you want to see the end result, watch the news...