Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[eclipse76]

After having a fuss about your "use" of Qur'an :mrgreen: Tell him doing porn is haram, as watching camgirls.
Qur'an 24:30: Say to the believing men that they should lower their gaze and guard their modesty: that will make for greater purity for them: and Allah is well acquainted with all that they do.

 

[LilyMarie]

After having a fuss about your "use" of Qur'an :mrgreen: Tell him doing porn is haram, as watching camgirls.
Qur'an 24:30: Say to the believing men that they should lower their gaze and guard their modesty: that will make for greater purity for them: and Allah is well acquainted with all that they do.

Yeah, that's what a regular of mine said, too.
On the other hand I get tweets from people who write in some Arabian language at least once a week. Hypocrisy everywhere.

 

[Sevrin]

After having a fuss about your "use" of Qur'an :mrgreen: Tell him doing porn is haram, as watching camgirls.
Qur'an 24:30: Say to the believing men that they should lower their gaze and guard their modesty: that will make for greater purity for them: and Allah is well acquainted with all that they do.

Yeah, that's what a regular of mine said, too.
On the other hand I get tweets from people who write in some Arabian language at least once a week. Hypocrisy everywhere.

Must be that whole Scheherazade thing you have going on.

 

[Jupiter551]

After having a fuss about your "use" of Qur'an :mrgreen: Tell him doing porn is haram, as watching camgirls.
Qur'an 24:30: Say to the believing men that they should lower their gaze and guard their modesty: that will make for greater purity for them: and Allah is well acquainted with all that they do.

Yeah except, hypocritical or not I think we can agree here that it's a stupid rule and watching camgirls is a harmless activity for consenting adults. No sense in reinforcing stupid traditions, even to make a point

 

[JJasione]

Spit on your tits
I need you to spit on yourself
pls

...Hello to you too, buddy.

 

[God]

(member) i can't believe my dad married a girl the same age as you

 

[AnyaSchwanz]

i know im doing better then a few top models. one night i watched aspen rea literally pull teeth to get 100 tokens from 900 people.

Not a member, but I did a google search about some camscore stuff and came across this. I guess dental shows aren't good for tips?

 

[LilyMarie]

i know im doing better then a few top models. one night i watched aspen rea literally pull teeth to get 100 tokens from 900 people.

Not a member, but I did a google search about some camscore stuff and came across this. I guess dental shows aren't good for tips?

This would be so awkward for him if he had a clue what Aspen's 21k camscore actually means for her hourly income. :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

gabesingin: what do I get in pvt baby
ComicOzzie: her undivided attention
Marijamaki: heeh first get tokens
gabesingin: i can get tokens silly
Marijamaki: ok get them
gabesingin: what u want me to buy
gabesingin: since u thinkn me poor
Marijamaki: i dont think you are poor hun
gabesingin: no u talking smart with me
Marijamaki: everyone can afford prvt
gabesingin: u lose pvt
gabesingin: today I just buy video
gabesingin: where is it
gabesingin: send link
Marijamaki: the only thing that matters is Do you WANT to buy
gabesingin: maybe next time u be nice and get more money

Gabe has 20 RP and an Aug. 2011 membership. He aint getting any tokens.

 

[God]

(member) i think my gf likes you more than me. im jealous

 

[SaffronBurke]

I just love these assumptions:

fat fucking nasty pig fucking you would b like a hotdog down a hallway

finally i love fat bitches i bet u can hndle my huge cock

What are this? Where does this idea even come from? I have a sneaking suspicion it's due to two stereotypes:
1 - fat white girls date black guys
2 - black guys have OMG HUGE DICKS
So, according to these stereotypes, fat girls must have super loose pussies, yeah? It's the only leap that I can connect that would make any sense at all, even though these are rather untrue in many cases.

I'm actually quite tight, and there's no scientific reason as to why a larger girl's pussy would be any tighter or looser than a smaller girl's. I do kegels all the time. Sleep with the balls in, kegel when I masturbate, kegel when the fuck ever. I've been complimented on my "anaconda vice grip", so it gives me giggles when people assume that my pussy is anything but tight.

Also, calling me fat makes me laugh. Bish, I been making the fat jokes about myself since middle school, because it got the bullies to leave me alone. You think it bothers me? No, no it does not.

 

[LilyMarie]

I'm 100% done. Nobody can beat this guy.
I encourage everyone to go through his timeline if you haven't had enough true WTF in your life recently...

 

[Brad]

I'm 100% done. Nobody can beat this guy.
I encourage everyone to go through his timeline if you haven't had enough true WTF in your life recently...

Well, at least he is appropriately named as he certainly is a wad.
:lol:

 

[PlayboyMegan]

:?

 

[SavannahMai]

I had on my first night from a guest...''i want to eat your period'' grossssssssss

 

[DuoShi]

I had on my first night from a guest...''i want to eat your period'' grossssssssss

Maybe he just wanted you to draw a giant period on a piece of bread or something...

 

[yossarian]

I had on my first night from a guest...''i want to eat your period'' grossssssssss

Maybe he meant "I want to eat you, period." He's an emphatic cannibal with bad spelling and punctuation skills.

 

[ComicOzzie]

westtxdude: i wanna fly u round trip to kansas city for shopping and dinner
westtxdude: pm me for details
westtxdude: i coach college basketball here
westtxdude: ?
westtxdude: so would ya pm me ..... it would be awesome
westtxdude: free trip and shopping and dinner
westtxdude: first time for everything

Yet another delusional member who thinks the model might actually agree to fly to another city to meet up with an internet stranger. :roll:

 

[Sevrin]

westtxdude: i wanna fly u round trip to kansas city for shopping and dinner
westtxdude: pm me for details
westtxdude: i coach college basketball here
westtxdude: ?
westtxdude: so would ya pm me ..... it would be awesome
westtxdude: free trip and shopping and dinner
westtxdude: first time for everything

Yet another delusional member who thinks the model might actually agree to fly to another city to meet up with an internet stranger. :roll:

Kansas City isn't just any old place, and he did say he coaches college basketball, so he's like a celebrity!

Hmm, don't see a connection between the Jayhawks coaching staff and West Texas, though...

 

[bawksy]

robojelly: god my mom's a whore

 

[SaffronBurke]

can i see that booty? id tip but im broke

Uh, then STFU, dudebro.

what u wearing

Your mother's skin! Dafuq does it look like I'm wearing?

 

[GweenBlack]

So, i just got a letter "refused by receiver".

I did a Christmas raffle of a letter in the mail. This guy won, i did the card and send it.

Two days later of sending, he send me an MFC mail proposing to me, to move to Europe with him and that he was madly in love with me. ( i dont have the MFC mail since i delete my inbox everyday to keep it organized).

I got so so worried, since i cant send a letter anonymous because BR laws dont allow it, it had my office address, i had all the bad thoughts about it. The guy was going to kidnap me ANYWAYS, crazy shit.

Now, two months later, i get the letter back and its refused by the receiver O___O

I just...don't know what some members expect going to MFC, its not a wife catalog. I can understand why he did it, but what did he expected?

 

[eclipse76]

Seriously some guys there need counseling.

 

[mynameisbob84]

So, i just got a letter "refused by receiver".

I did a Christmas raffle of a letter in the mail. This guy won, i did the card and send it.

Two days later of sending, he send me an MFC mail proposing to me, to move to Europe with him and that he was madly in love with me. ( i dont have the MFC mail since i delete my inbox everyday to keep it organized).

I got so so worried, since i cant send a letter anonymous because BR laws dont allow it, it had my office address, i had all the bad thoughts about it. The guy was going to kidnap me ANYWAYS, crazy shit.

Now, two months later, i get the letter back and its refused by the receiver O___O

I just...don't know what some members expect going to MFC, its not a wife catalog. I can understand why he did it, but what did he expected?

So wait, you declined the marriage proposal of someone who didn't live in the same country as you, who you only knew from the internet, who in all actuality you knew next to nothing about, who had decided he was in love with you despite having never met you, and to whom the idea of a romantic proposal was sending you an electronic mail at your place of work?? You cold, sister. You cold :thumbleft:

 

[AmberCutie]

Wow. wat.

 

[DuoShi]

Wow. wat.

Wait until you see the next 5 minutes of Tweets. They're a doozy.

 

[AmberCutie]

Wow. wat.

Wait until you see the next 5 minutes of Tweets. They're a doozy.

Seems he deleted them all? Heh.

 

[Jesse0328]

Wow. wat.

Their language is similar to the infamous Pornhub commentator Ross53545:

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/give-her-the-dick

 

[IsabellaSnow]

WankDead: ARE YOU AT HOME?
WankDead: ALONE?
WankDead: LD LIKE O VISIT YOU!
WankDead: RIGHT NW!
WankDead: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!

This made me laugh but do a "AHHHHHH!!!!!!!" *terrified face* in my room! I think that his name is "WankDead" mixed with the improper use of capital letters made it even more sinister. It did give me and everyone in my room a good giggle though.

I promptly informed him that I live with a load of massive dudes who are always in the house and have 5 guard dogs.

 

[SaffronBurke]

This fellow was a bit slow to figure things out.

stargates22: OPEN MY CAM HUN
03:17:18 PM SweetSaffron: can't in public, it'll freeze my computer
06:45:38 PM stargates22: open my cam please sexy x
06:46:19 PM SweetSaffron: can't, freexes my computer
06:46:35 PM stargates22: it is open for you
06:47:19 PM stargates22: cam is open now for you hun xx
06:47:51 PM SweetSaffron: it will freeze my computer. no.
06:48:08 PM stargates22: oh sorry x