Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Jupiter551]

KiDDJIzzNit3: You look like a chocolate caslte cake... [:chococake]
KiDDJIzzNit3: mmmmm

 

[AnyaSchwanz]

...Rises...

 

[AnyaSchwanz]

Sorry to double post...but I had THE WTFiest moment ever on chaturbate...
First this...


And I couldn't help myself...I looked...

He had this giant hammer...And then I gave him a number...
And he did it...

 

[Jupiter551]

boo122: see boob hay sex

 

[PlayboyMegan]

BLACKBULL8: You dont look like a playboy model, cause u look so healthy..

Since when do Playboy models look unhealthy??

 

[Jupiter551]

SisMercy: who many olds is are you're are?
SisMercy: is are you're are many many womens old? is are you're are not many girl olds?

 

[JoleneBrody]

bmbs_away: girl is a pro

bmbs_away: id put a baby in dat ass

 

[ThePrincessLuxy]

SisMercy: who many olds is are you're are?
SisMercy: is are you're are many many womens old? is are you're are not many girl olds?

I can't stop laughing

 

[zippypinhead]

I mostly feel bad for the guys who clearly can't speak English.

 

[ThunderWeasel]

bmbs_away: girl is a pro

bmbs_away: id put a baby in dat ass

... Modern sex education. Your tax dollars at work. :shock:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Loki335: aww, my dick is way too hard
papilove663: skype baby
showmeallxx: do you do anal babe?

A Mensa meeting in this model's room...

 

[LilyMarie]

caribeboy: babe are u single??
Me: no
caribeboy: just curious
caribeboy: are u loyal??
Me: Yes of course. I don't cheat.
caribeboy: i was up for a encounter but
caribeboy: i just asked
Me: If you're on this site thinking you'll get to meet and fuck a model, you're going to have a bad time - this is not a dating site
caribeboy: are u on behalf of all folks?
Me: yeah, pretty much
caribeboy: anyway i prefer girls actually
caribeboy: with boobs
caribeboy: ciao

Oh that's why you wanted to meet me in the first place, because you're not actually into me! This makes so much sense!

Pretending you don't find a model attractive right after she's called you out or rejected meeting you is always hilarious.

 

[mynameisbob84]

caribeboy: babe are u single??
Me: no
caribeboy: just curious
caribeboy: are u loyal??
Me: Yes of course. I don't cheat.
caribeboy: i was up for a encounter but
caribeboy: i just asked
Me: If you're on this site thinking you'll get to meet and fuck a model, you're going to have a bad time - this is not a dating site
caribeboy: are u on behalf of all folks?
Me: yeah, pretty much
caribeboy: anyway i prefer girls actually
caribeboy: with boobs
caribeboy: ciao

Oh that's why you wanted to meet me in the first place, because you're not actually into me! This makes so much sense!

Pretending you don't find a model attractive right after she's called you out or rejected meeting you is always hilarious.

"Hey, what's cookin, good lookin? Nice face. Wanna fuck?"
"Nah"
"Yeah, well... you... you... smell. And I don't like your boobs. So there!"

 

[SaffronBurke]

"I came here from your post on ACF"

(Five seconds later)

"Do you have Skype & PayPal?"

:angry4: You. Should. Know. Better.

Not saying who it is, but you know who you are. Shame.

 

[PunkInDrublic]

"I came here from your post on ACF"

(Five seconds later)

"Do you have Skype & PayPal?"

:angry4: You. Should. Know. Better.

Not saying who it is, but you know who you are. Shame.

An active member of this forum seriously tried this? Who?

 

[SaffronBurke]

"I came here from your post on ACF"

(Five seconds later)

"Do you have Skype & PayPal?"

:angry4: You. Should. Know. Better.

Not saying who it is, but you know who you are. Shame.

An active member of this forum seriously tried this? Who?

They had a name similar to that of a fairly active member, but I'm not sure if it actually was him or not. Or he could've been joking, as unfunny as it was. I didn't bother to find out before banning (0-tolerance policy), but I'm not going to slander a name when I don't know the other half of the story.

 

[Jupiter551]

"I came here from your post on ACF"

(Five seconds later)

"Do you have Skype & PayPal?"

:angry4: You. Should. Know. Better.

Not saying who it is, but you know who you are. Shame.

An active member of this forum seriously tried this? Who?

They had a name similar to that of a fairly active member, but I'm not sure if it actually was him or not. Or he could've been joking, as unfunny as it was. I didn't bother to find out before banning (0-tolerance policy), but I'm not going to slander a name when I don't know the other half of the story.

Just assuming...you mean cos of the paypal part right?

 

[SaffronBurke]

"I came here from your post on ACF"

(Five seconds later)

"Do you have Skype & PayPal?"

:angry4: You. Should. Know. Better.

Not saying who it is, but you know who you are. Shame.

An active member of this forum seriously tried this? Who?

They had a name similar to that of a fairly active member, but I'm not sure if it actually was him or not. Or he could've been joking, as unfunny as it was. I didn't bother to find out before banning (0-tolerance policy), but I'm not going to slander a name when I don't know the other half of the story.

Just assuming...you mean cos of the paypal part right?

Yes. The p-word gets mentioned in my chat or a PM, and it's instaban for that member. There's no point explaining it to people who are going to argue the point, so I just ban.

 

[Jupiter551]

p******6: it was fun but no real sex girls from poor counties arent whores just cause they work here
p******6: only the american ones are

 

[PlayboyMegan]

That's why you tipped me the whole time, huh?

 

[MintyFlowers]

That's why you tipped me the whole time, huh?

Do people try to do this so that they can get a refund or something?

 

[PlayboyMegan]

Most ignorant thing I've heard all week...

Detours: yep, any guy who fucks a girl in her ass!! will take one in his

He's saying any guy that likes anal sex is gay :roll:

 

[SaffronBurke]

"I love your videos where you're washing your hair in the tub. And where you're brushing your hair"

Oh, you "love" the clips that have never sold, and therefore you can't possibly have watched? Thanks, dude who wanks to my gifs, so glad you appreciate them.

 

[Jupiter551]

Most ignorant thing I've heard all week...

Detours: yep, any guy who fucks a girl in her ass!! will take one in his

He's saying any guy that likes anal sex is gay :roll:

Well we can only assume he speaks with such conviction because he's speaking from experience :dontknow:

 

[sexyvanessa4u]

Marine: would u do a show where u fuck the leg of a chair or something like that???

LOL!

 

[caireen]

Your pussy must taste like baby food.

 

[yossarian]

Your pussy must taste like baby food.

If it does, you should call a doctor.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Member: *some rude or inappropriate comment, can't remember exactly what*
Me: *sweetly and politely explains why that's not ok to say*
Member: Oh, you're too nice to troll. Guess I'll be seeing you around then.

I...wha...that's certainly not what the other trolls think! I usually have reasonably troll-free days, but sometimes they just come out of their hidey-holes and flock into my room, resulting in lulz galore at their sad, lonely lives and pathetic attempts at getting a rise out of me. I find it especially amusing when they get mad that I'm not reacting and try harder or dissolve into a tantrum.

 

[Jupiter551]

Member: *some rude or inappropriate comment, can't remember exactly what*
Me: *sweetly and politely explains why that's not ok to say*
Member: Oh, you're too nice to troll. Guess I'll be seeing you around then.

I...wha...that's certainly not what the other trolls think! I usually have reasonably troll-free days, but sometimes they just come out of their hidey-holes and flock into my room, resulting in lulz galore at their sad, lonely lives and pathetic attempts at getting a rise out of me. I find it especially amusing when they get mad that I'm not reacting and try harder or dissolve into a tantrum.

What he really means is "you didn't have a tantrum, I'm out of ideas. So I'm going to go try someone else"

 

[LilyMarie]

Everything this guy says. https://twitter.com/hussam_tubasie/
Everything.
I feel like he's been so ever-present on Twitter over the last few days, it's ridiculous. He's talking to tons of camgirls and always switches between insulting them, tweeting nonsense and asking for skype etc., and now he says he wants to do porn in the USA.