Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[ScarletVixen]

nandank1982: please show me your private parts

That's pretty tame compared to most :lol: I'd probably tell him that too. Someone super-kindly asked to see my bits the other night and I thanked him for being so sweet about it given the setting we were in.

 

[LilyMarie]

Twitter:

you look like an older woman bland and tasteless,cant understand you do webcam

What's funny about this is that he spends his time tweeting (making?) 3D creatures that look like this.

http://i.imgur.com/I12XvUd.jpg / http://i.imgur.com/U87Coow.jpg / http://imgur.com/6eWsN9e.jpg

Just. Saying. ^^

 

[yossarian]

Twitter:

you look like an older woman bland and tasteless,cant understand you do webcam

What's funny about this is that he spends his time tweeting (making?) 3D creatures that look like this.

http://i.imgur.com/I12XvUd.jpg / http://i.imgur.com/U87Coow.jpg / http://imgur.com/6eWsN9e.jpg

Just. Saying. ^^

That third one might be some manifestation of his obvious issues with women. :shock:

 

[Brad]

Twitter:

you look like an older woman bland and tasteless,cant understand you do webcam

What's funny about this is that he spends his time tweeting (making?) 3D creatures that look like this.

http://i.imgur.com/I12XvUd.jpg / http://i.imgur.com/U87Coow.jpg / http://imgur.com/6eWsN9e.jpg

Just. Saying. ^^

Someone actually said this to you Lily? Of all the girls who cam you are certainly not one I would consider bland by any means. You are both pretty and intelligent. I enjoy reading your posts here. What a stupid comment by someone who has obviously never paid much attention to you.
:roll:

 

[LilyMarie]

Someone actually said this to you Lily? Of all the girls who cam you are certainly not one I would consider bland by any means. You are both pretty and intelligent. I enjoy reading your posts here. What a stupid comment by someone who has obviously never paid much attention to you.
:roll:

Thank you! His tweet was a response to a vine I made, talking about a video I was going to make. *shrugs* He was following me on Twitter, too. :?

 

[ComicOzzie]

Tolstoy33: Alexis, what is you personal policy on a man ejaculating into your anus? Is that Ok or verboten?
Tolstoy33: Does she talk? She's not even looking at her screen?

Gee Tolstoy, I can't imagine why she did not respond to your inquiry.

It's a perfectly promulent question.

I hate to be a made-up word Nazi, but the proper term is cromulent. :handgestures-salute:

 

[Jupiter551]

Tolstoy33: Alexis, what is you personal policy on a man ejaculating into your anus? Is that Ok or verboten?
Tolstoy33: Does she talk? She's not even looking at her screen?

Gee Tolstoy, I can't imagine why she did not respond to your inquiry.

It's a perfectly promulent question.

I hate to be a made-up word Nazi, but the proper term is cromulent. :handgestures-salute:

matter of debate

 

[mynameisbob84]

Twitter:

you look like an older woman bland and tasteless,cant understand you do webcam

What's funny about this is that he spends his time tweeting (making?) 3D creatures that look like this.

http://i.imgur.com/I12XvUd.jpg / http://i.imgur.com/U87Coow.jpg / http://imgur.com/6eWsN9e.jpg

Just. Saying. ^^

Yeah, Lily! You look so old! You must be like, what? In your 20s? You haven't been a teenager for at least two years! Think about that, Lily! Think about that! :?

 

[yossarian]

Twitter:

you look like an older woman bland and tasteless,cant understand you do webcam

What's funny about this is that he spends his time tweeting (making?) 3D creatures that look like this.

http://i.imgur.com/I12XvUd.jpg / http://i.imgur.com/U87Coow.jpg / http://imgur.com/6eWsN9e.jpg

Just. Saying. ^^

Yeah, Lily! You look so old! You must be like, what? In your 20s? You haven't been a teenager for at least two years! Think about that, Lily! Think about that! :?

"Lily is so old she remembers the 20th century!"
"Lily is so old she bought an iPad when they first came out!"
"Lily is so old she remembers when Steve Jobs was alive!"

 

[mynameisbob84]

Twitter:

you look like an older woman bland and tasteless,cant understand you do webcam

What's funny about this is that he spends his time tweeting (making?) 3D creatures that look like this.

http://i.imgur.com/I12XvUd.jpg / http://i.imgur.com/U87Coow.jpg / http://imgur.com/6eWsN9e.jpg

Just. Saying. ^^

Yeah, Lily! You look so old! You must be like, what? In your 20s? You haven't been a teenager for at least two years! Think about that, Lily! Think about that! :?

"Lily is so old she remembers the 20th century!"
"Lily is so old she bought an iPad when they first came out!"
"Lily is so old she remembers when Steve Jobs was alive!"

"Lily is so old that when she buys alcohol, she only gets asked for ID like, one third of the time"

 

[mdnPARTY]

I'm always shocked when guests aren't muted in rooms.

Guest17051: i suck dick for cocaine, use to be weekends but now im an all nighter
Guest17051: i stuck a vodka bottle up my ass one time
Guest17051: i just pooped my hamster johnny out
Guest17051: i lost him a week ago

Guest09876: i look weird without my pants
Guest09876: kinda why i'm not allowed back into sea world

Lastly, in this room, you can clearly hear there is a small child in the room with model but is contained off cam. this winner tried to 1) get the model to do things in front of her kids and 2) thought he could trick the model into thinking a guest is able to tip.

Guest65773: go slip for your childrens now
Guest65773: night for childrens, or for sex..
Guest65773: give my your ass.. for 500 tokens
Guest65773: need your ass, for 500 tokens. go
Guest65773: open your legs..for 500 tokens
Guest65773: open your legs..for 500 tokens
Guest65773: please, you open legs....or go for slip and childrens..
Guest65773: hello your work tonigt sex...or baby sister.
Guest65773: lets go open your legs now,,,500 tokens

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Saw this request today. Unfortunately, I'm sure this guy is probably American, which is one of the reasons I won't be messaging him. Too bad like him I don't have an accent, because ya know Americans don't have accents-just everyone else in the world. :roll:

Wanting a girl with an accent to do a video tonight! ASAP! Please be available tonight, I want a virtual sex vid, dirty talk, name, begging me to fuck you. Some masterbation and anal play too. Message me if you can do this ASAP and please have an accent.

 

[Anonymous]

Saw this request today. Unfortunately, I'm sure this guy is probably American, which is one of the reasons I won't be messaging him. Too bad like him I don't have an accent, because ya know Americans don't have accents-just everyone else in the world. :roll:

Wanting a girl with an accent to do a video tonight! ASAP! Please be available tonight, I want a virtual sex vid, dirty talk, name, begging me to fuck you. Some masterbation and anal play too. Message me if you can do this ASAP and please have an accent.

Fake it, dude.
Be all silent and sexy, and then open your mouth and have THE WORST cockney accent fall out. PLEASE.

 

[zippypinhead]

Saw this request today. Unfortunately, I'm sure this guy is probably American, which is one of the reasons I won't be messaging him. Too bad like him I don't have an accent, because ya know Americans don't have accents-just everyone else in the world. :roll:

Wanting a girl with an accent to do a video tonight! ASAP! Please be available tonight, I want a virtual sex vid, dirty talk, name, begging me to fuck you. Some masterbation and anal play too. Message me if you can do this ASAP and please have an accent.

Maybe he wanted a midwest accent.

 

[Brad]

Saw this request today. Unfortunately, I'm sure this guy is probably American, which is one of the reasons I won't be messaging him. Too bad like him I don't have an accent, because ya know Americans don't have accents-just everyone else in the world. :roll:

Wanting a girl with an accent to do a video tonight! ASAP! Please be available tonight, I want a virtual sex vid, dirty talk, name, begging me to fuck you. Some masterbation and anal play too. Message me if you can do this ASAP and please have an accent.

Maybe he wanted a midwest accent.

You folks aren't going to make me say Chicago over and over again, are you?





(she cog oh)
:lol:

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Saw this request today. Unfortunately, I'm sure this guy is probably American, which is one of the reasons I won't be messaging him. Too bad like him I don't have an accent, because ya know Americans don't have accents-just everyone else in the world. :roll:

Wanting a girl with an accent to do a video tonight! ASAP! Please be available tonight, I want a virtual sex vid, dirty talk, name, begging me to fuck you. Some masterbation and anal play too. Message me if you can do this ASAP and please have an accent.

Fake it, dude.
Be all silent and sexy, and then open your mouth and have THE WORST cockney accent fall out. PLEASE.

It wasn't a request for me or else yes...I wouldn't have been able to keep from doing something very similar to this. :lol:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Yeah, just what EVERY model loves to hear.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Yeah, just what EVERY model loves to hear.

The model: Thanks...glad you love my uh...taste in music.

 

[yossarian]

Yeah, just what EVERY model loves to hear.

The model: Thanks...glad you love my uh...taste in music.

open record collection bb!

 

[Anonymous]

Saw this request today. Unfortunately, I'm sure this guy is probably American, which is one of the reasons I won't be messaging him. Too bad like him I don't have an accent, because ya know Americans don't have accents-just everyone else in the world. :roll:

Wanting a girl with an accent to do a video tonight! ASAP! Please be available tonight, I want a virtual sex vid, dirty talk, name, begging me to fuck you. Some masterbation and anal play too. Message me if you can do this ASAP and please have an accent.

Fake it, dude.
Be all silent and sexy, and then open your mouth and have THE WORST cockney accent fall out. PLEASE.

It wasn't a request for me or else yes...I wouldn't have been able to keep from doing something very similar to this. :lol:

COR BLIMEY MATE I WANT YEH TO FOOK ME IN THE ARSE WITH YEH CAWK

 

[yossarian]

Saw this request today. Unfortunately, I'm sure this guy is probably American, which is one of the reasons I won't be messaging him. Too bad like him I don't have an accent, because ya know Americans don't have accents-just everyone else in the world. :roll:

Wanting a girl with an accent to do a video tonight! ASAP! Please be available tonight, I want a virtual sex vid, dirty talk, name, begging me to fuck you. Some masterbation and anal play too. Message me if you can do this ASAP and please have an accent.

Fake it, dude.
Be all silent and sexy, and then open your mouth and have THE WORST cockney accent fall out. PLEASE.

It wasn't a request for me or else yes...I wouldn't have been able to keep from doing something very similar to this. :lol:

COR BLIMEY MATE I WANT YEH TO FOOK ME IN THE ARSE WITH YEH CAWK

 

[Jupiter551]

Saw this request today. Unfortunately, I'm sure this guy is probably American, which is one of the reasons I won't be messaging him. Too bad like him I don't have an accent, because ya know Americans don't have accents-just everyone else in the world. :roll:

Wanting a girl with an accent to do a video tonight! ASAP! Please be available tonight, I want a virtual sex vid, dirty talk, name, begging me to fuck you. Some masterbation and anal play too. Message me if you can do this ASAP and please have an accent.

Fake it, dude.
Be all silent and sexy, and then open your mouth and have THE WORST cockney accent fall out. PLEASE.

It wasn't a request for me or else yes...I wouldn't have been able to keep from doing something very similar to this. :lol:

COR BLIMEY MATE I WANT YEH TO FOOK ME IN THE ARSE WITH YEH CAWK

^ sounds more aussie than cockney :/

 

[MrRodry]

 

[LilyMarie]

A model is doing pushups and situps for tips.

bodyglove80: do you fingering also for workout pussy????

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

Twitter:

you look like an older woman bland and tasteless,cant understand you do webcam

1) Anyone who's met and/or seen you knows this is absurd.

2) Anyone who'd go out of their way to say this to ANYBODY isn't worth the time spent listening to what they say.

 

[nzhere]

huh what?

titi74: Sink in has him(it) bottom please

 

[VeeValencia]

Yeah, just what EVERY model loves to hear.

I've been told by more than one member that I go well with WoW :roll:

 

[AshleyMarks]

Member: How old are you?
Me: Don't you want to live out a fantasy?
Member: What fantasy is that?
Me: The 18 year old fantasy.
Member: I did that for real recently, I waited a whole month until she was 18.
Me: Good that you waited till then.
Member: That was a month full of handjobs and blowjobs.
Me:GASP! I did not need to hear that.
Member: Why?
Me: :angry4: banned

It was going so good until he turned it into something bad with just a few words.
To me, ANY sexually related things before a girl is of age and you are over 18, IMHO is still illegal and wrong. Geesh. I thought it was cool until he blurted out the last part. Yikes.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Member: How old are you?
Me: Don't you want to live out a fantasy?
Member: What fantasy is that?
Me: The 18 year old fantasy.
Member: I did that for real recently, I waited a whole month until she was 18.
Me: Good that you waited till then.
Member: That was a month full of handjobs and blowjobs.
Me:GASP! I did not need to hear that.
Member: Why?
Me: :angry4: banned

It was going so good until he turned it into something bad with just a few words.
To me, ANY sexually related things before a girl is of age and you are over 18, IMHO is still illegal and wrong. Geesh. I thought it was cool until he blurted out the last part. Yikes.

Not sure where you're from but in the UK, the age of consent is 16. In a lot of parts of the world, it's lower than that.

 

[AshleyMarks]

Member: How old are you?
Me: Don't you want to live out a fantasy?
Member: What fantasy is that?
Me: The 18 year old fantasy.
Member: I did that for real recently, I waited a whole month until she was 18.
Me: Good that you waited till then.
Member: That was a month full of handjobs and blowjobs.
Me:GASP! I did not need to hear that.
Member: Why?
Me: :angry4: banned

It was going so good until he turned it into something bad with just a few words.
To me, ANY sexually related things before a girl is of age and you are over 18, IMHO is still illegal and wrong. Geesh. I thought it was cool until he blurted out the last part. Yikes.

Not sure where you're from but in the UK, the age of consent is 16. In a lot of parts of the world, it's lower than that.

According to him, he was in the US, so it is considered illegal in most parts to have sex with a minor. Still, I am repulsed by guys that take advantage of a girl's naivety in such a manner. It's just not something I will ever support. Sorry.