Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[zippypinhead]

treynew86: mmm baby get them clothes off and show me you can fit my cock in that ass of yours and i'll send 100 tokens right fuckin now if your ready to make some money

Nice try, trey :roll:

ready to make some REAL money!

 

[yossarian]

treynew86: mmm baby get them clothes off and show me you can fit my cock in that ass of yours and i'll send 100 tokens right fuckin now if your ready to make some money

Nice try, trey :roll:

ready to make some REAL money!

My goodness...why, you could almost buy an Extra Value Meal with that kind of cash! WHY IS SHE NOT NAKED YET?

 

[ComicOzzie]

PS. Trey never ended up tipping. :shock:

 

[PlayboyMegan]

SO much WTF, I just had to keep it going.

HO4ME2NO: hi sweet lover

PlayboyMegan: hey!

HO4ME2NO: you don't know how bad I wish I was in cali right now []

PlayboyMegan: lol

HO4ME2NO: I would cuddle with ya right behind rubbing your tummy nibbling your neck (ahhh heaven)

PlayboyMegan: xo

HO4ME2NO: do you like older guys

PlayboyMegan: yea

HO4ME2NO: mmm I could bring you to orgasm so sweetly baby

HO4ME2NO: what part of cali are ya in I am moving to Vegas in a few months\

PlayboyMegan: los angeles

PlayboyMegan: that's cool

HO4ME2NO: maybe then I can send for you []

HO4ME2NO: visit me

PlayboyMegan: i don't meet people from here

HO4ME2NO: aww well keep the dream alive []

PlayboyMegan: lol

HO4ME2NO: tell ya what you would consider me I am not like the rest

HO4ME2NO: and I am gonna be hanging with some girls there so I am safe []

PlayboyMegan: I'm sure killers say the same thing

HO4ME2NO: []

PlayboyMegan: I'm not going to risk my safety because you tipped me 310tkns

HO4ME2NO: yu hurt my feelings baby the last thing I want is to ever hurt you []

HO4ME2NO: I know what ya mean

HO4ME2NO: but I come with good references, when the time comes

HO4ME2NO: you will see

PlayboyMegan: There is no time. I'm not going to lead you on. It's nevergoing to happen.

HO4ME2NO: the worst thing you'd have to worry about with me is if you'd ever want to leave []

HO4ME2NO: but you would have to lol I hear ya baby

HO4ME2NO: I do appreciate honesty

HO4ME2NO: i really do

HO4ME2NO: I guess that is why I like you we always want what we can't have

PlayboyMegan: yup

HO4ME2NO: so you can't have me sorry baby

HO4ME2NO: I am not available []

PlayboyMegan: lol

HO4ME2NO: your on my not to do list now []

HO4ME2NO: I still like your style

HO4ME2NO: I hope your not my daughter I did a stint in the service out there

HO4ME2NO: hooked up with a lot of random women

HO4ME2NO: one told me she was pregnant but I didn't believe her

PlayboyMegan: Um no. I know who my father is and my mom didn't just "hook up" with a guy.

 

[Fathom]

SO much WTF, I just had to keep it going.

HO4ME2NO: hi sweet lover

PlayboyMegan: hey!

HO4ME2NO: you don't know how bad I wish I was in cali right now []

PlayboyMegan: lol

HO4ME2NO: I would cuddle with ya right behind rubbing your tummy nibbling your neck (ahhh heaven)

PlayboyMegan: xo

HO4ME2NO: do you like older guys

PlayboyMegan: yea

HO4ME2NO: mmm I could bring you to orgasm so sweetly baby

HO4ME2NO: what part of cali are ya in I am moving to Vegas in a few months\

PlayboyMegan: los angeles

PlayboyMegan: that's cool

HO4ME2NO: maybe then I can send for you []

HO4ME2NO: visit me

PlayboyMegan: i don't meet people from here

HO4ME2NO: aww well keep the dream alive []

PlayboyMegan: lol

HO4ME2NO: tell ya what you would consider me I am not like the rest

HO4ME2NO: and I am gonna be hanging with some girls there so I am safe []

PlayboyMegan: I'm sure killers say the same thing

HO4ME2NO: []

PlayboyMegan: I'm not going to risk my safety because you tipped me 310tkns

HO4ME2NO: yu hurt my feelings baby the last thing I want is to ever hurt you []

HO4ME2NO: I know what ya mean

HO4ME2NO: but I come with good references, when the time comes

HO4ME2NO: you will see

PlayboyMegan: There is no time. I'm not going to lead you on. It's nevergoing to happen.

HO4ME2NO: the worst thing you'd have to worry about with me is if you'd ever want to leave []

HO4ME2NO: but you would have to lol I hear ya baby

HO4ME2NO: I do appreciate honesty

HO4ME2NO: i really do

HO4ME2NO: I guess that is why I like you we always want what we can't have

PlayboyMegan: yup

HO4ME2NO: so you can't have me sorry baby

HO4ME2NO: I am not available []

PlayboyMegan: lol

HO4ME2NO: your on my not to do list now []

HO4ME2NO: I still like your style

HO4ME2NO: I hope your not my daughter I did a stint in the service out there

HO4ME2NO: hooked up with a lot of random women

HO4ME2NO: one told me she was pregnant but I didn't believe her

PlayboyMegan: Um no. I know who my father is and my mom didn't just "hook up" with a guy.

That is wrong on so many levels...

 

[JerryBoBerry]

SO much WTF, I just had to keep it going.

HO4ME2NO: hi sweet lover

PlayboyMegan: hey!

HO4ME2NO: I hope your not my daughter I did a stint in the service out there

HO4ME2NO: hooked up with a lot of random women

HO4ME2NO: one told me she was pregnant but I didn't believe her

PlayboyMegan: Um no. I know who my father is and my mom didn't just "hook up" with a guy.

That is wrong on so many levels...

What? Can't a dude try to hook up with his potential daughter? Geez, judgemental much? :lol: :lol:

 

[LilyMarie]

I found these 'reviews' as I was browsing google results for mfc today.

So much WTF.

 

[yossarian]

I found these 'reviews' as I was browsing google results for mfc today.

So much WTF.

"You make a compelling case, Mr. Luv2spluge. Have you thought about running for public office?"

 

[mynameisbob84]

I found these 'reviews' as I was browsing google results for mfc today.

So much WTF.

I wish I'd read these reviews before I signed up. It's called My FREE Cams, and yet when I barge into a room and demand a model get on all fours and fuck herself in the ass with a cucumber, I'm expected to pay for it? WTF? And if I ever do tip a model, the site takes a cut! Can you believe that? All they do is provide a platform to broadcast on, advertising, traffic, and support. And yet they expect to be compensated. They're as bad as the women who work on the site.

 

[ComicOzzie]

I found these 'reviews' as I was browsing google results for mfc today.

So much WTF.

Yay! 3 fewer beggars on the site.

 

[LilPixy]

I found these 'reviews' as I was browsing google results for mfc today.

So much WTF.

I've seen it when I was looking for some info. There's even more. Some people shouldn't broadcast webcams, some people shouldn't watch webcams...

 

[NaNatasha]

"hello ma'am"

 

[Shaun__]

"hello ma'am"

That is a southern thing, we even call young girls ma'am sometimes. It is just beat into a lot of us at a very young age.

 

[yossarian]

"hello ma'am"

That is a southern thing, we even call young girls ma'am sometimes. It is just beat into a lot of us at a very young age.

Pretty much everywhere else, "ma'am" is code for "grandma."

 

[NaNatasha]

"hello ma'am"

That is a southern thing, we even call young girls ma'am sometimes. It is just beat into a lot of us at a very young age.

Pretty much everywhere else, "ma'am" is code for "grandma."

That's what my midwest upbringing leads me towards, too.

(P.S. Yos::Joseph Heller fan, much?

 

[Nordling]

What does this even mean?

teemack69: when was the last time they tamperd tht monkey bby

 

[Sevrin]

"hello ma'am"

That is a southern thing, we even call young girls ma'am sometimes. It is just beat into a lot of us at a very young age.

Yeah, I still call women half my age "ma'am". It's one of those things about dixie you carry with you wherever you go.

 

[mynameisbob84]

What does this even mean?

teemack69: when was the last time they tamperd tht monkey bby

[] = what I think he's trying to express/ask

"[W]hen was the last time they [someone] tamperd [fucked/went down on] tht [that] monkey [pussy/ass] bby [baby][?]"

 

[mynameisbob84]

"hello ma'am"

That is a southern thing, we even call young girls ma'am sometimes. It is just beat into a lot of us at a very young age.

Pretty much everywhere else, "ma'am" is code for "grandma."

I use "ma'am" all the time. Ditto "sir". I like to think I'm being ironically formal. I'm probably just being confusing though :-D

 

[Kokoro]

This Twitter account.

https://twitter.com/chaturbate_txt

I fucking died laughing.

 

[takuy]

I found these 'reviews' as I was browsing google results for mfc today.

So much WTF.

Honestly, I love this one.

I complain and bitch about the token misconception in this review all the time.

Girls do not get paid 50% of what is tipped. Girls get 100% of what is tipped. MFC does not take half from the models.

MFC takes everything - not when you tip, but when you buy. You buy a package of tokens, MFC gets everything.

MFC distributes and gives based on what you tip. A token is valued at 5 cents. Really, when you buy 200 tokens for 20 dollars; you are "buying" 10 dollars worth of tokens - the other 10 is for transaction fee, server costs, site upkeep, advertising. Y'know, for your happiness on the site, and to give you the right to bitch if you don't like something. (and, you can only bitch if you've spent money, thus they respond to higher-spending folk more.) That's why when you buy larger packages, that fee is smaller (compared to buying each token per 10 cent); but a token is still 5 cents.

MFC takes a portion from -you-, not from the girls. They get everything you paid for and tipped them.

 

[Shaun__]

I found these 'reviews' as I was browsing google results for mfc today.

So much WTF.

Honestly, I love this one.

I complain and bitch about the token misconception in this review all the time.

Girls do not get paid 50% of what is tipped. Girls get 100% of what is tipped. MFC does not take half from the models.

MFC takes everything - not when you tip, but when you buy. You buy a package of tokens, MFC gets everything.

MFC distributes and gives based on what you tip. A token is valued at 5 cents. Really, when you buy 200 tokens for 20 dollars; you are "buying" 10 dollars worth of tokens - the other 10 is for transaction fee, server costs, site upkeep, advertising. Y'know, for your happiness on the site, and to give you the right to bitch if you don't like something. (and, you can only bitch if you've spent money, thus they respond to higher-spending folk more.) That's why when you buy larger packages, that fee is smaller (compared to buying each token per 10 cent); but a token is still 5 cents.

MFC takes a portion from -you-, not from the girls. They get everything you paid for and tipped them.

This person does not sound like he plans to tip anymore, making when MFC gets their percentage a moot point. He was so upset that the model sometimes gets as low as 50% he will not give anything at all to the model.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I really need to stop leaving PM open when I'm bored...

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I really need to stop leaving PM open when I'm bored...

I need to work on my PM skills. I'm not near that smooth. :thumbleft:

 

[RoxieRed]

you look great..i hate to keep saying that but you look so much better since the first time you were on

Um.. are some guys incapable of giving a compliment without there being some negativity attached?

 

[ComicOzzie]

chasteboy: hi A/all, any guys in the room want to watch me cum on cam? Men only, Mistresses orders

WTF? :shock:

 

[Sevrin]

I found these 'reviews' as I was browsing google results for mfc today.

So much WTF.

Honestly, I love this one.

I complain and bitch about the token misconception in this review all the time.

Girls do not get paid 50% of what is tipped. Girls get 100% of what is tipped. MFC does not take half from the models.

MFC takes everything - not when you tip, but when you buy. You buy a package of tokens, MFC gets everything.

MFC distributes and gives based on what you tip. A token is valued at 5 cents. Really, when you buy 200 tokens for 20 dollars; you are "buying" 10 dollars worth of tokens - the other 10 is for transaction fee, server costs, site upkeep, advertising. Y'know, for your happiness on the site, and to give you the right to bitch if you don't like something. (and, you can only bitch if you've spent money, thus they respond to higher-spending folk more.) That's why when you buy larger packages, that fee is smaller (compared to buying each token per 10 cent); but a token is still 5 cents.

MFC takes a portion from -you-, not from the girls. They get everything you paid for and tipped them.

This person does not sound like he plans to tip anymore, making when MFC gets their percentage a moot point. He was so upset that the model sometimes gets as low as 50% he will not give anything at all to the model.

I think he was just pissed off cause it was Valentine's Day, and he had nothing better to do than make a post about a cam site.

 

[Teagan]

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

Said to me on Streamate cause i refused to show pussy in free chat.

I also wish i had a horse.

 

[Shaun__]

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

Said to me on Streamate cause i refused to show pussy in free chat.

I also wish i had a horse.

You are not even allowed to do that on Streamate are you?

 

[ComicOzzie]

Nutella4Free: how much for topless ?

To a topless model...