Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[LilyMarie]

I love Bob.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

oddi900: im organizing my cock by watcing u

 

[mdnPARTY]

In mfc mail after I've finished a show:

hi thank you for the show, could you send the vids to viper1001@hotmail.co.uk

From someone who has never tipped before.

Can people please take photos of their arsecracks and balls, the hairier the better and send them to this guy? It really pisses me off when members who I've never spoken to or been tipped by actually think they can get away with this shit!

Recently I've been having problems with members PMing me asking for me to share videos that I tipped for. As a result, I've videotaped myself dropping a duece. I will for forwarding the link to mr viper1001

 

[IsabellaSnow]

Recently I've been having problems with members PMing me asking for me to share videos that I tipped for. As a result, I've videotaped myself dropping a duece. I will for forwarding the link to mr viper1001

ahaha! amazing! I cannot stand when members try and get stuff for free, I mean ffs, are all the strip teases and cumshows done in public chat really not enough?!
These members remind me a bit of tramps who sit next to cashpoints and beg for spare change... I mean dude, I just got cash out, if I had change I wouldn't need to do this, and no I am not giving you the £20 I just got out for myself. In this situation, someone's just bought a video they're excited to watch, no they are not just going to give this other member they don't know a fucking copy so they get to watch it for free!

 

[Sevrin]

Apparently this is begging:

Darling Jup, don't you know if a model even merely mentions tokens or tips, she is begging?

omg I know, don't even get me started about those tokenwhores who ask for tips!

I was in one of their chat rooms the other day, and some gentlemen merely demanded to see some tits (a perfectly reasonable request, I'm sure we'd all agree) and this woman had the audacity to tell them that monetary compensation was required before any breasts would me made visible to the room. I couldn't believe it. I asked her if she tripping balls. She wasn't. It turns out that this is actually a thing now. These harlots get on cam and provide sexual gratification to those watching in exchange for something called "tokens". One would think providing entertainment for strangers would be its own reward, but no, these people actually expect to be paid for their time and effort. It's madness I tell thee. Madness :?

Next you'll be telling me 'no free feet!'
Oh god, the horror of the thought!

People seem to think of feet like the giblets they put in a plastic bag and stick in the turkey just so they don't have to go to all the trouble of throwing them away. Properly prepared, they can be quite the delicacy.

 

[schlmoe]

giblets

I can see it now: giblets will be the next "big" thing. Its a natural progression, I guess...

member: open chest, pls

member: show giblets, bb

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I had just changed my gold show description to this:

I'll be nude in the gold show if you'd like to join me! Tip for request when in! If you want a specific show talk to me about a private!
Immediately a guy comes into the show saying:

deeeeeeepthroat time

 

[mynameisbob84]

I love Bob.

:-D

 

[Anonymous]

Recently I've been having problems with members PMing me asking for me to share videos that I tipped for. As a result, I've videotaped myself dropping a duece. I will for forwarding the link to mr viper1001

I love your sense of humor. :lol:

And that's pretty fucked up that members PM other members expecting freebies. If any member in my room does that, I would hope the other member (the one being PMed) would tell me so I can ban the freeloading fuck(s).

You should consider setting your PMs to friends only if you're having a problem with a lot of unwanted PMs.

 

[Sevrin]

And that's pretty fucked up that members PM other members expecting freebies.

 

[Anonymous]

Ha! Well, wiseguy...I didn't say I was shocked...I said it's fucked up. Big difference.

 

[Shaun__]

Can you guess who the first person I abused my mod powers to silence was?

 

[Jupiter551]

:lol:

slayer215: she doesn't strike me as bright, i asked if she wanted to do a private and asked me if I liked her ass.
slayer215: and she was sitting down so i couldn't even see it.

 

[Sevrin]

Ha! Well, wiseguy...I didn't say I was shocked...I said it's fucked up. Big difference.

:handgestures-salute:

 

[God]

a guy was visiting a model and he said...

"you know when hes drunk....he start tipping"
"drink till she pretty"

 

[LilyMarie]

In a room with 2 models

jjdiamond22: are you two romantically involved
jjdiamond22: bc you will be

 

[JordanBlack]

:?

 

[Jupiter551]

:?

humping a cloud sounds fantastic! Humpin' the light fandango!

 

[HotAndScottish]

Read from the bottom up. Check his timeline for more joy @MBphotography3

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Read from the bottom up. Check his timeline for more joy @MBphotography3

Oh come on. If you're not going to let him fuck you the LEAST you could do is have his child! I mean he seems perfectly sane and all. Might even be willing to pay as high as 42 tokens to help with the pregnancy expenses.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Edit: WOW, just checked out his tweets. Holy repeating pattern Batman.
1 - Can you follow me so I can DM you, it's important. Not about sex. It can only be in DM.
2 - Will you have sex with me? Will you have my child, I like you a lot.
3 - Find new model...repeat ad infinitum.
:roll: :snooty:

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Read from the bottom up. Check his timeline for more joy @MBphotography3

This reminded me of my first week on SM when a guy offered to pay for me to carry another woman's baby. I don't remember all the details, but they both lived in India, and he (yes I totally trolled him) wouldn't give me exact pricing. He was VERY sure that he could convince me I wanted to do this though, trying to make me have some sort of mothering feelings about it. Thing is I was thinking, yes there might be mothering feelings if I were carrying the child, but I wouldn't be keeping it, so why would you want me to have them...either way I turned him down.

 

[Jupiter551]

Read from the bottom up. Check his timeline for more joy @MBphotography3

This reminded me of my first week on SM when a guy offered to pay for me to carry another woman's baby. I don't remember all the details, but they both lived in India, and he (yes I totally trolled him) wouldn't give me exact pricing. He was VERY sure that he could convince me I wanted to do this though, trying to make me have some sort of mothering feelings about it. Thing is I was thinking, yes there might be mothering feelings if I were carrying the child, but I wouldn't be keeping it, so why would you want me to have them...either way I turned him down.

lol wtf...how does he engender mothering feelings by TALKING about you carrying his child? And wait, he and his wife need a surrogate and the best he could come up with was streamate?

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Read from the bottom up. Check his timeline for more joy @MBphotography3

This reminded me of my first week on SM when a guy offered to pay for me to carry another woman's baby. I don't remember all the details, but they both lived in India, and he (yes I totally trolled him) wouldn't give me exact pricing. He was VERY sure that he could convince me I wanted to do this though, trying to make me have some sort of mothering feelings about it. Thing is I was thinking, yes there might be mothering feelings if I were carrying the child, but I wouldn't be keeping it, so why would you want me to have them...either way I turned him down.

lol wtf...how does he engender mothering feelings by TALKING about you carrying his child? And wait, he and his wife need a surrogate and the best he could come up with was streamate?

He essentially would reiterate over and over how I wouldn't feel fulfilled if I hadn't experienced being a mother. Needless to say this particular individual was very f*cked in the head.

 

[SiaThunder]

Just happened to me:

sfg227: i didnt see?
sfg227: wear those bb
Miss_Molly: 50 tks
sfg227: are you dominant?
Miss_Molly: yes
Miss_Molly: 50 tks bitch

 

[Shaun__]

Read from the bottom up. Check his timeline for more joy @MBphotography3

I sometimes I worry I will miss out on the love of my life, because I do not spam every model I see to ask if she will marry me.

 

[Sevrin]

TakeTheBlack: Yeah strip strip strip
jonpa_ul: shes strippe
jonpa_ul: stripped
jonpa_ul: >_>
TakeTheBlack: i meant strip that skin suit
TakeTheBlack: down to the bone

 

[ComicOzzie]

Can you guess who the first person I abused my mod powers to silence was?

Was it tasosss69?

 

[ComicOzzie]

Tolstoy33: Alexis, what is you personal policy on a man ejaculating into your anus? Is that Ok or verboten?
Tolstoy33: Does she talk? She's not even looking at her screen?

Gee Tolstoy, I can't imagine why she did not respond to your inquiry.

 

[Jupiter551]

Tolstoy33: Alexis, what is you personal policy on a man ejaculating into your anus? Is that Ok or verboten?
Tolstoy33: Does she talk? She's not even looking at her screen?

Gee Tolstoy, I can't imagine why she did not respond to your inquiry.

It's a perfectly promulent question.

 

[curvyredhead]

nandank1982: please show me your private parts