Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[LacieLaPlante]

Some guy last night during my shower show asked me to "Turn down the volume of my shower"

Needless to say, it's now a big joke in my room to turn down the volume of things I have no control of lol.

In the industry (plumbing, not adult), they do actually call the knob you use to change the flow of water a volume control. That said, the chances that that's what he meant seem somewhere between zero and none

I always use the "mist" function on my showerhead during shows for MFC so that my soap doesnt wash off instantly.. there was barely any water as it was!! But now I know, and that totally makes sense I can't believe I forgot about the other definition of 'volume"

 

[LailaBaise]

Ya know..I have made my views in a strong manner..no doubt about that. I have also taken shots at certain behaviors that I see. But ..in all my posts..you have NEVER seen me say something like to or about anyone. Not one time. In fact..no matter what the model is or is not doing in her chat room..I have always come to her defense when members start throwing such bombs. I had not even thought about this fact. Now that I am...I will actually sleep better tonight.

As a side note. All you have done since you rocked up here is treat us all like a bunch of cunts. So yeah, I think you are one.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Some guy last night during my shower show asked me to "Turn down the volume of my shower"

Needless to say, it's now a big joke in my room to turn down the volume of things I have no control of lol.

In the industry (plumbing, not adult), they do actually call the knob you use to change the flow of water a volume control. That said, the chances that that's what he meant seem somewhere between zero and none

I always use the "mist" function on my showerhead during shows for MFC so that my soap doesnt wash off instantly.. there was barely any water as it was!! But now I know, and that totally makes sense I can't believe I forgot about the other definition of 'volume"

Ooh ooh, you MIGHT say... you MIST the point...

:-D :?
I'm sorry, I'll be leaving now...

 

[Shaun__]

But ..in all my posts..you have NEVER seen me say something like to or about anyone. Not one time.

I have seen you mock the intelligence of more than one model. People who go around ridiculing people behind their backs should not complain too loudly when others mock them to their face.

 

[Ataboy]

Ya know..I have made my views in a strong manner..no doubt about that. I have also taken shots at certain behaviors that I see. But ..in all my posts..you have NEVER seen me say something like to or about anyone. Not one time. In fact..no matter what the model is or is not doing in her chat room..I have always come to her defense when members start throwing such bombs. I had not even thought about this fact. Now that I am...I will actually sleep better tonight.

As a side note. All you have done since you rocked up here is treat us all like a bunch of cunts. So yeah, I think you are one.

Other than point a couple of behaviors that I find wrong..harshly <I admit> and also explain what it is I am looking for on this site...exactly what have I said to imply that I think you are all...what it is you say I am treating you like? I want a specific example in which I think of any of you this way. Again, I stipulate that I have been adamant about how I feel...so find me something very specific.

 

[LailaBaise]

Ya know..I have made my views in a strong manner..no doubt about that. I have also taken shots at certain behaviors that I see. But ..in all my posts..you have NEVER seen me say something like to or about anyone. Not one time. In fact..no matter what the model is or is not doing in her chat room..I have always come to her defense when members start throwing such bombs. I had not even thought about this fact. Now that I am...I will actually sleep better tonight.

As a side note. All you have done since you rocked up here is treat us all like a bunch of cunts. So yeah, I think you are one.

Other than point a couple of behaviors that I find wrong..harshly <I admit> and also explain what it is I am looking for on this site...exactly what have I said to imply that I think you are all...what it is you say I am treating you like? I want a specific example in which I think of any of you this way. Again, I stipulate that I have been adamant about how I feel...so find me something very specific.

I think you will find that this covers it. search.php?author_id=5741&sr=posts Your welcome.

 

[LacieLaPlante]

Ooh ooh, you MIGHT say... you MIST the point...

:-D :?
I'm sorry, I'll be leaving now...

corny jokes.

 

[Ataboy]

But ..in all my posts..you have NEVER seen me say something like to or about anyone. Not one time.

I have seen you mock the intelligence of more than one model. People who go around ridiculing people behind their backs should not complain too loudly when others mock them to their face.

I have been a jerk a couple of times. I admit that. Be pissed at me for that and call me a jerk. But I was called something specific and accused of treating them in a very specific way. And I want an example.

 

[Ataboy]

Ya know..I have made my views in a strong manner..no doubt about that. I have also taken shots at certain behaviors that I see. But ..in all my posts..you have NEVER seen me say something like to or about anyone. Not one time. In fact..no matter what the model is or is not doing in her chat room..I have always come to her defense when members start throwing such bombs. I had not even thought about this fact. Now that I am...I will actually sleep better tonight.

As a side note. All you have done since you rocked up here is treat us all like a bunch of cunts. So yeah, I think you are one.

Other than point a couple of behaviors that I find wrong..harshly <I admit> and also explain what it is I am looking for on this site...exactly what have I said to imply that I think you are all...what it is you say I am treating you like? I want a specific example in which I think of any of you this way. Again, I stipulate that I have been adamant about how I feel...so find me something very specific.

I think you will find that this covers it. search.php?author_id=5741&sr=posts Your welcome.

Haha...you're a hit and runner. That's all you are.

 

[LailaBaise]

Ya know..I have made my views in a strong manner..no doubt about that. I have also taken shots at certain behaviors that I see. But ..in all my posts..you have NEVER seen me say something like to or about anyone. Not one time. In fact..no matter what the model is or is not doing in her chat room..I have always come to her defense when members start throwing such bombs. I had not even thought about this fact. Now that I am...I will actually sleep better tonight.

As a side note. All you have done since you rocked up here is treat us all like a bunch of cunts. So yeah, I think you are one.

Other than point a couple of behaviors that I find wrong..harshly <I admit> and also explain what it is I am looking for on this site...exactly what have I said to imply that I think you are all...what it is you say I am treating you like? I want a specific example in which I think of any of you this way. Again, I stipulate that I have been adamant about how I feel...so find me something very specific.

I think you will find that this covers it. search.php?author_id=5741&sr=posts Your welcome.

Haha...you're a hit and runner. That's all you are.

nah. All of your posts are specific examples of your cuntiness. You ordered me to find specific examples of you being a cunt. I say every post contains these specific examples you summoned me to come up with. The fact I took the time to do that is making me feel like a cunt now, as I type this I am being dragged into cuntishness for pandering to you. Over and out.

 

[Anonymous]

nah. All of your posts are specific examples of your cuntiness. You ordered me to find specific examples of you being a cunt. I say every post contains these specific examples you summoned me to come up with. The fact I took the time to do that is making me feel like a cunt now, as I type this I am being dragged into cuntishness for pandering to you. Over and out.

Yeah, don't even bother going out of your way to find all of his posts that prove your/our point. He's one of those forum trolls who likes to be a douchebag, and then when you call him out on it, he puts on this phony "But what did I do wrong?" act and "challenges" you to go back and find ALL of his posts that prove your/our point. I see this shit all the time on forums. *YAWN* He is sooo not worth it. Just let the troll get back to his full-time job of whining about MFC models while he Googles their free content. :thumbleft:

 

[HoldItNow]

devotions: did you know men create 14 gallons of cum in a lifetime

 

[bud9752]

@ LacieLaPlante just an observation, but don't all these members realize that they have a VOLUME setting on the screen that they can control? also they can mute the Volume while any model is in a shower show if the running water disturbs them that much. Just tell your viewers to lower/mute their volume while you are being all deliciously entertaining during your show. :twocents-02cents: :twocents-02cents:

 

[NoelleBright]

This is a pic from that night...I was sweating so bad I had names written on my tits that started smearing off...

Ahhh, you're so pretty! You remind me of Eva Mendes a little bit.

 

[nzhere]

This reminds me of a the first time I used my hitachi. I was on cam during my first public cum show. It took me over 20 minutes to freaking cum. I was so close yet so far away and all I kept thinking was "OMG, am I EVER going to cummmmmmmmmm?" By the time I FINALLY came I was sweating like a pig. It probably didn't help that there was someone in the room typing "she is never going to cum! You can't cum from that can you?" This was the only time I had any real issues cumming with my hitachi.

This is a pic from that night...I was sweating so bad I had names written on my tits that started smearing off...

Try using the other end? :lol: hope that helps :whistle:

 

[Elena420]

These arent that out of this world I guess, but here's my 2 that left an impact, lol:

One guy: How much would it take for you to fuck a stranger? Would you fuck a stranger if I paid you $1000?


Another guy (my braces make me look young as hell apparently): hey bb want pedophile roleplay cumm private show pm me plz bb

 

[AliceDoe]

These arent that out of this world I guess, but here's my 2 that left an impact, lol:

One guy: How much would it take for you to fuck a stranger? Would you fuck a stranger if I paid you $1000?


Another guy (my braces make me look young as hell apparently): hey bb want pedophile roleplay cumm private show pm me plz bb

Guys that tell me I'm hot because I look 12 (which I don't, btw) get banned pretty quickly... I can't stand that kind of stuff!!

 

[SpookyGirl]

Once when I had one of my tarantulas out for a creep show I was asked If I could be tipped to stuff it in my vagina.

Or I get asked to eat it.

 

[GoddessAiren]

In a random model's room

Guy: You look real young in your picture but I just read your profile, don't you think you're kind of old to be doing this?

The girl was 23 :roll:

 

[SatanJonez]

In a random model's room

Guy: You look real young in your picture but I just read your profile, don't you think you're kind of old to be doing this?

The girl was 23 :roll:

:lol: This is why I say my age is super old in "cam whore years". It's like dog years.

 

[Elena420]

Once when I had one of my tarantulas out for a creep show I was asked If I could be tipped to stuff it in my vagina.

Or I get asked to eat it.

Okay that is thoroughly weird :angry3:

 

[MadisonLeigh]

In a random model's room

Guy: You look real young in your picture but I just read your profile, don't you think you're kind of old to be doing this?

The girl was 23 :roll:

It makes me laugh when someone asks me how old I am, I say 23, and they say "oh, too old" and leave. Like...really? I'm past my expiration date already? Sheesh...

 

[Rose]

In a random model's room

Guy: You look real young in your picture but I just read your profile, don't you think you're kind of old to be doing this?

The girl was 23 :roll:

It makes me laugh when someone asks me how old I am, I say 23, and they say "oh, too old" and leave. Like...really? I'm past my expiration date already? Sheesh...

Girls have expiration dates? :shock: Oh crap, someone refridgerate me fast!

 

[LailaBaise]

In a random model's room

Guy: You look real young in your picture but I just read your profile, don't you think you're kind of old to be doing this?

The girl was 23 :roll:

It makes me laugh when someone asks me how old I am, I say 23, and they say "oh, too old" and leave. Like...really? I'm past my expiration date already? Sheesh...

How old are you?
27
Oh, do you like younger guys? I'm only 26.

 

[Nordling]

Or, to any model over 25: "u luk gud 4 ur age bb"

Instantly a tell that the guy is probably either stupid or still in high school.

 

[eclipse76]

It makes me laugh when someone asks me how old I am, I say 23, and they say "oh, too old" and leave. Like...really? I'm past my expiration date already? Sheesh...

How old are you?
27
Oh, do you like younger guys? I'm only 26.
[/quote]
Silly question, but is this an American cultural thing? Because it's not the first time I've seen such sillyness and it was always young dudes from the US, so I'm wondering, it's frowned upon there?

 

[MadisonLeigh]

It makes me laugh when someone asks me how old I am, I say 23, and they say "oh, too old" and leave. Like...really? I'm past my expiration date already? Sheesh...

How old are you?
27
Oh, do you like younger guys? I'm only 26.

Silly question, but is this an American cultural thing? Because it's not the first time I've seen such sillyness and it was always young dudes from the US, so I'm wondering, it's frowned upon there?[/quote]

No, not at all. I look younger than I am, so I think a lot of guys come in my cam room thinking that I am 18 or 19, and are then disappointed because I'm not fresh out of high school. I think there are a variety of reasons that guys like the barely legal thing, and it doesn't seem to just be an American thing.

 

[eclipse76]

No, not at all. I look younger than I am, so I think a lot of guys come in my cam room thinking that I am 18 or 19, and are then disappointed because I'm not fresh out of high school. I think there are a variety of reasons that guys like the barely legal thing, and it doesn't seem to just be an American thing.

Sorry, I wasn't clear, I do not meant liking 18-19 yo women, I meant making a little "fuss" because the dude is one or two years younger than the lady. Like why would you care if you're 24 and I'm 26.

 

[MadisonLeigh]

No, not at all. I look younger than I am, so I think a lot of guys come in my cam room thinking that I am 18 or 19, and are then disappointed because I'm not fresh out of high school. I think there are a variety of reasons that guys like the barely legal thing, and it doesn't seem to just be an American thing.

Sorry, I wasn't clear, I do not meant liking 18-19 yo women, I meant making a little "fuss" because the dude is one or two years younger than the lady. Like why would you care if you're 24 and I'm 26.

Ohh, I see. They're just stupid, it's not an American thing. Lots of girls have boyfriends who are a little younger and it's no big deal. I think it's just one of those dumb things that some dudes on cam sites think, because they have no idea how real relationships work!

 

[fiver]

i have a problem not i found so much that i want in that perfect girl and there you are so now that we have met you now see your future man and its not bad im a good hearted person that has had a rough life and i get screwed bad every time my kind ness is takin as weakness and then it happens well now i found you i have another problem and its that i like sex to be just us not everyone else so as for the showing off on cam u have to stop i wont let you show the world what is mine ok now we got that out of the way so i want you to know that dont ever cheat on me and its all go and i was joking about that it dont bother me that bad but u are not having sex with thenm so why not make money at it its not hard work and the pay is good u are so wow i am glad i found you i was looking to do that and the one that did i was going to spend more time with and enjoy what they offered me and i was going to spend on them but now i wow its scary to think of all the things that make you i have wanted small body small chest and red hair i think that well its so hot on women like u ok andyou to me act like you are a very simple and like the little things about life and not high maintenance but can pull off a good look and thats one more thing too well oh and you are the type to hold your ground if you are right on the thing at hand well theres more but why go any long er you know you and i feel that this is right to happen not trying to rush things i just have a good feeling with you and i well i hope you call it wont be a mistske i am a good man just if you think that you may feel something for me give it a chance

Was there any punctuation there at ALL?!?!?

Wow. What a doozy. You might need a restraining order for this one :lol: