Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[LilyMarie]

snoopy68: pretty love u inside all out devine all out up inside!!

 

[slimjd99]

You put your skin colour in your model name, how the hell could he be confused.

Yeah, he wasn't confused. He knows where "da white women at." :lol: He was just being a dick. Any decent person who ends up in a room by mistake would've just quickly exited without saying a word.

He may have "thought" he was being funny/clever by quoting the line from "Blazing Saddles."
But you're right, he was being a dick.

 

[Jupiter551]

snoopy68: pretty love u inside all out devine all out up inside!!

Wow that's almost like a riddle

 

[Shaun__]

snoopy68: pretty love u inside all out devine all out up inside!!

Wow that's almost like a riddle

I think he loves her inside and out. He also believes she is divine. What I do not know though is how he figured out how to make an account if that is the best he can do.

 

[LindseyDoll]

ok and would you eat the cum outta the guys ass after it got cummed in?

:shock:

 

[LailaBaise]

him: hello and good morning. I have a quick question. Do u think u can give me a 20-min skype show for 22 bucks from paypal?
KarmelKiss: no
him: no??
KarmelKiss: no
him: well i am physically attracted to u..pls don't prevent me from having fun with u
KarmelKiss: no
him: alright..have a fucking nice day
KarmelKiss: you too

 

[ComicOzzie]

him: hello and good morning. I have a quick question. Do u think u can give me a 20-min skype show for 22 bucks from paypal?
KarmelKiss: no
him: no??
KarmelKiss: no
him: well i am physically attracted to u..pls don't prevent me from having fun with u
KarmelKiss: no
him: alright..have a fucking nice day
KarmelKiss: you too

You were clearly leading him on with all those vague responses to his Skype questions.
:lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

orgazim: mami show da young cumbox

FFS!

 

[PlayboyMegan]

DoctorMoe came in my room to say something along the lines of:
Him: You can't be a playboy because you are a girl
Me: I'm a Playboy model. It's a well known adult magazine.
Him: But you're not a boy. It says PlayBOY
Me: I understand that. I cannot change the brand name, but I am a Playboy model and I wanted it in my name.
He went ON and ON.
So I "ignored" him.
He came in the next day saying the same thing. I couldn't see what he was writing, but apparently the customers could and he would not stop going on about the same thing. So I banned him. I didn't realize that's all the ignore button was. Never using that thing again.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

So I was in private and this customer has been in quite a few with me and knows I do not show penetration. He asks for it and I say "No, sorry. You know I don't do that" then he says, "Well you have never seen my dick before, and I have a lot of toys. How about we do a trade. You dildo yourself and I'll use my toys and show you my dick."
Wow!! Really?! I get to see a penis?! OF COURSE I'll dildo myself now!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

snoopy68: pretty love u inside all out devine all out up inside!!

Hey, it's snoopy68! :lol:

That weirdo used to visit my room all the time, and every time he posted it would be one of his wacky rhymes...lmao!

I ended up banning him, because he posted a bunch of nonsense and really didn't contribute anything to my chat. When he did have few tokens left (like 10 or 20), he said he was going to just keep them there, because tipping those final tokens and having a zero token count makes you look like a jackass to the models. :roll:

 

[Anonymous]

DoctorMoe came in my room to say something along the lines of:
Him: You can't be a playboy because you are a girl
Me: I'm a Playboy model. It's a well known adult magazine.
Him: But you're not a boy. It says PlayBOY
Me: I understand that. I cannot change the brand name, but I am a Playboy model and I wanted it in my name.
He went ON and ON.
So I "ignored" him.
He came in the next day saying the same thing. I couldn't see what he was writing, but apparently the customers could and he would not stop going on about the same thing. So I banned him. I didn't realize that's all the ignore button was. Never using that thing again.

Yeah, it'd be nice if the 'ban' and 'ignore' button would be enough to get some of these guys out of our lives. But nope...even after doing both of those things, an idiot is still able to post shit on your profile...unless you go to 'profile settings' and add him to your 'Block from my wall posts' list.

That MaxxxHardcore jerk (On his profile he pretends to be the REAL celebrity, and talks about anal raping 12-year olds, etc.) that I banned the other day came back into my chat last night, so I'm gonna check to make sure I have him on a 60-day ban.

 

[Jupiter551]

That MaxxxHardcore jerk (On his profile he pretends to be the REAL celebrity, and talks about anal raping 12-year olds, etc.) that I banned the other day came back into my chat last night, so I'm gonna check to make sure I have him on a 60-day ban.

I dunno if you'd call the "real" MaxHardcore a celebrity. More like a particularly foul old pervert who just spent a couple of years in jail.

He's a misogynistic old man who films disgusting and sometimes violent porn scenes with girls young enough to be his daughters.

 

[Anonymous]

I dunno if you'd call the "real" MaxHardcore a celebrity. More like a particularly foul old pervert who just spent a couple of years in jail.

He's a misogynistic old man who films disgusting and sometimes violent porn scenes with girls young enough to be his daughters.

I didn't even know who the guy is until that jerk came to my chat, and I only referred to him as 'celebrity' because one of my chatters was practically falling at his feet when he entered my room. He was like "Hey, it's MaxxxHardcore! I'm a big fan!" And I thought to myself "Who the hell is that?" :lol:

I saw his sick MFC profile where he was talking about wanting to anally rape 12-year olds. That kind of stuff would've gotten him banned from ImLive and possibly even Streamate.

 

[Jupiter551]

I dunno if you'd call the "real" MaxHardcore a celebrity. More like a particularly foul old pervert who just spent a couple of years in jail.

He's a misogynistic old man who films disgusting and sometimes violent porn scenes with girls young enough to be his daughters.

I didn't even know who the guy is until that jerk came to my chat, and I only referred to him as 'celebrity' because one of my chatters was practically falling at his feet when he entered my room. He was like "Hey, it's MaxxxHardcore! I'm a big fan!" And I thought to myself "Who the hell is that?" :lol:

I saw his sick MFC profile where he was talking about wanting to anally rape 12-year olds. That kind of stuff would've gotten him banned from ImLive and possibly even Streamate.

Well the real Max Hardcore did some jailtime more than once, one time was for publishing porn films where the girl in the film referred to herself as 12 (although she was actually 18+ but that's still illegal to portray pedophilia, as well as just plain disgusting).

The guy's a real piece of shit.

 

[ComicOzzie]

So I was in private and this customer has been in quite a few with me and knows I do not show penetration. He asks for it and I say "No, sorry. You know I don't do that" then he says, "Well you have never seen my dick before, and I have a lot of toys. How about we do a trade. You dildo yourself and I'll use my toys and show you my dick."
Wow!! Really?! I get to see a penis?! OF COURSE I'll dildo myself now!!!!

Every cam model's dream come true!

:mrgreen:

 

[AedanRayne]

That MaxxxHardcore jerk (On his profile he pretends to be the REAL celebrity, and talks about anal raping 12-year olds, etc.) that I banned the other day came back into my chat last night, so I'm gonna check to make sure I have him on a 60-day ban.

I dunno if you'd call the "real" MaxHardcore a celebrity. More like a particularly foul old pervert who just spent a couple of years in jail.

He's a misogynistic old man who films disgusting and sometimes violent porn scenes with girls young enough to be his daughters.

Max creeps me the fuck out... *shudder*

 

[KeelyAimee]

That MaxxxHardcore jerk (On his profile he pretends to be the REAL celebrity, and talks about anal raping 12-year olds, etc.) that I banned the other day came back into my chat last night, so I'm gonna check to make sure I have him on a 60-day ban.

I dunno if you'd call the "real" MaxHardcore a celebrity. More like a particularly foul old pervert who just spent a couple of years in jail.

He's a misogynistic old man who films disgusting and sometimes violent porn scenes with girls young enough to be his daughters.

Max creeps me the fuck out... *shudder*

I just had him in my room the other day. I had no idea. He said he wanted me to do a Skype show for free so I could "talk the cum out of his balls" ....

 

[Jupiter551]

Seen this guy many times, goes from room to room asking this, or sometimes asking if they're in Georgia. When the girl says no, he leaves. Looking for an escort?

westatlguy: where r u from? r u in the USA?

Hey, it's snoopy68! :lol:

That weirdo used to visit my room all the time, and every time he posted it would be one of his wacky rhymes...lmao!

He's in a room I'm in right now....the rhymes aren't even funny, don't even make sense most of the time

snoopy68: 2 bad the fruit couldnt spoot!!

huh?

 

[ComicOzzie]

bradcute: hi - wow your breasts are so incredibly irresistable - so do u mind if i wank over u on cam? - im cute come and see - is my cam on?

And then he immediately left. :?

 

[Neudiin]

So I "ignored" him.
He came in the next day saying the same thing. I couldn't see what he was writing, but apparently the customers could and he would not stop going on about the same thing. So I banned him. I didn't realize that's all the ignore button was. Never using that thing again.

You need to write MFC about that, it should be if you ignore someone they are ignored for the whole room.

 

[sxycherrypie]

So I "ignored" him.
He came in the next day saying the same thing. I couldn't see what he was writing, but apparently the customers could and he would not stop going on about the same thing. So I banned him. I didn't realize that's all the ignore button was. Never using that thing again.

You need to write MFC about that, it should be if you ignore someone they are ignored for the whole room.

YEa and it sucks when you ban someone and the come right back in or even block ur state and people from your state are like u look familiar are you from this town which is my town they said and I am like no I dunno what ur talking about when I am thinking how the heel did you come in my room?

 

[sxycherrypie]

I had a guest come in and say I have 10 people to fuck on craigslist. Should I suck a cock or screw a 150 pound mexican?

I am like what the fuck? So I just said that is up to you hun lol.

 

[ViruSphere]

In LacieLaPlante's room last night a guy kept offering her 900 tokens to squirt in public. She kept telling him that she can't squirt. He went on and on asking her to "just try" and "if you don't squirt, pee". She was trying to reason with him and telling him that he'd just be throwing his tokens away and that she positively cannot squirt. He was persistent so Lacie banned his ass.

 

[AmberCutie]

So I "ignored" him.
He came in the next day saying the same thing. I couldn't see what he was writing, but apparently the customers could and he would not stop going on about the same thing. So I banned him. I didn't realize that's all the ignore button was. Never using that thing again.

You need to write MFC about that, it should be if you ignore someone they are ignored for the whole room.

On the web broadcaster, it works the right way. Ignore silences them completely.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

So I "ignored" him.
He came in the next day saying the same thing. I couldn't see what he was writing, but apparently the customers could and he would not stop going on about the same thing. So I banned him. I didn't realize that's all the ignore button was. Never using that thing again.

You need to write MFC about that, it should be if you ignore someone they are ignored for the whole room.

On the web broadcaster, it works the right way. Ignore silences them completely.

It was on the broadcaster. Guess mine's broken.

 

[PixieDust_]

Yesterday i was sitting down for a while cause i was so damn tired after cumming 3 times in a row
Then someone called me a michelin man

bwhahaha seriously I had such a great laugh cause i actually did look like one in that position
offcourse i banned him but had a good laugh with everyone

 

[LaceyRoyce]

So I "ignored" him.
He came in the next day saying the same thing. I couldn't see what he was writing, but apparently the customers could and he would not stop going on about the same thing. So I banned him. I didn't realize that's all the ignore button was. Never using that thing again.

You need to write MFC about that, it should be if you ignore someone they are ignored for the whole room.

On the web broadcaster, it works the right way. Ignore silences them completely.

It was on the broadcaster. Guess mine's broken.

I know it wasnt working last night for sure, i saw aedan trying to ignore someone thinking it would ignore for the whole room but it didnt so she banned him..

 

[ScarlettLeigh]

That MaxxxHardcore jerk (On his profile he pretends to be the REAL celebrity, and talks about anal raping 12-year olds, etc.) that I banned the other day came back into my chat last night, so I'm gonna check to make sure I have him on a 60-day ban.

I dunno if you'd call the "real" MaxHardcore a celebrity. More like a particularly foul old pervert who just spent a couple of years in jail.

He's a misogynistic old man who films disgusting and sometimes violent porn scenes with girls young enough to be his daughters.

Max creeps me the fuck out... *shudder*

I feel like no amount of jail time would be enough for this sick f**k.

 

[ComicOzzie]

rodeo222: i would tongue punch your dirt star