Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Jupiter551]

Jasterix: Spy on privates for free with this program! www.dumbass.com
bryan0169: jasterix i sent u a pm
bryan0169: hey jasterix
bryan0169: i wonder how that program works
bryan0169: that program he posted is a joke
Jvpiter: it's a virus/keylogger...
Jvpiter: you click it, you end up spamming it tomorrow
bryan0169: what u mean sir
Jvpiter: I mean the guy that's spamming it would have clicked on it himself
Jvpiter: ends up losing his account
Jvpiter: and spamming it for others to click
bryan0169: i fucked up then
Jvpiter: then get rid of it and run antivirus/malware/rootkit stuff
Jvpiter: then change your passwords
bryan0169: what can i do
bryan0169: delete it from where
Jvpiter: I dunno dude I didn't download it
bryan0169: i fucked up big time

 

[Elizabeth]

(2nd Post Now) Ummm...I have to comment on this one because it happened last night. NO tips - but a guy who seemed to like me decided to tell me about the boil that is growing between his butt cheeks. OMG. I listened intently and expressed my concern. Another member jumped in and the two of them began discussing the boil. I watched as my camscore drop, drop, dropped into oblivion and decided it was time to sign off. !!! :shock:

 

[ComicOzzie]

elm13ster: would you like to Watch me SUCK & FUCK my big dildo 4U?

Surprisingly, the model declined.

PS Elmster was a dude.

 

[Elizabeth]

Sorry, one more. The guy who PMed me to ask if I'd go private. I said, 'sure'. He said, 'Wait...listen to my instructions carefully. I will ask you to repeat them before we go private.' I said, 'okaaaay'. He said, 'Go put your hair in pigtails, wear a short skirt, and knee high socks. Once we're private, I want you to call yourself names, slap yourself hard, choke yourself, talk in a little girl's voice, and beg Daddy to stop beating you'. He then tipped me 10 tokens and asked me to look into the camera and in public chat say, 'I am Daddy's little slut'. I'm sorry, but freakin' psycho, we're done here.

 

[AmberCutie]

Jasterix: Spy on privates for free with this program! http://www.dumbass.com
bryan0169: jasterix i sent u a pm
bryan0169: hey jasterix
bryan0169: i wonder how that program works
bryan0169: that program he posted is a joke
Jvpiter: it's a virus/keylogger...
Jvpiter: you click it, you end up spamming it tomorrow
bryan0169: what u mean sir
Jvpiter: I mean the guy that's spamming it would have clicked on it himself
Jvpiter: ends up losing his account
Jvpiter: and spamming it for others to click
bryan0169: i fucked up then
Jvpiter: then get rid of it and run antivirus/malware/rootkit stuff
Jvpiter: then change your passwords
bryan0169: what can i do
bryan0169: delete it from where
Jvpiter: I dunno dude I didn't download it
bryan0169: i fucked up big time

Unfortunately for bryan I put him on ignore so that when his acct is hacked via that key logger he can't come spam my room with it.

 

[NoelleBright]

In the middle of my public show tonight this guy got all weird buffalo bill style:

randommoron1: HE TAKES OFF HIS GLASSES

he said it about 5 times. Not only do I clearly have a vagina, but there is also a dildo all up in it and you want me to stop to take off my glasses? Wtf, man.

 

[Shaun__]

Jasterix: Spy on privates for free with this program! http://www.dumbass.com
bryan0169: jasterix i sent u a pm
bryan0169: hey jasterix
bryan0169: i wonder how that program works
bryan0169: that program he posted is a joke
Jvpiter: it's a virus/keylogger...
Jvpiter: you click it, you end up spamming it tomorrow
bryan0169: what u mean sir
Jvpiter: I mean the guy that's spamming it would have clicked on it himself
Jvpiter: ends up losing his account
Jvpiter: and spamming it for others to click
bryan0169: i fucked up then
Jvpiter: then get rid of it and run antivirus/malware/rootkit stuff
Jvpiter: then change your passwords
bryan0169: what can i do
bryan0169: delete it from where
Jvpiter: I dunno dude I didn't download it
bryan0169: i fucked up big time

Unfortunately for bryan I put him on ignore so that when his acct is hacked via that key logger he can't come spam my room with it.

LMFAO. If it is wrong to laugh at stupid people I am a horrible person since I seem to do it all the time.

 

[AshleyMarks]

Jasterix: Spy on privates for free with this program! http://www.dumbass.com
bryan0169: jasterix i sent u a pm
bryan0169: hey jasterix
bryan0169: i wonder how that program works
bryan0169: that program he posted is a joke
Jvpiter: it's a virus/keylogger...
Jvpiter: you click it, you end up spamming it tomorrow
bryan0169: what u mean sir
Jvpiter: I mean the guy that's spamming it would have clicked on it himself
Jvpiter: ends up losing his account
Jvpiter: and spamming it for others to click
bryan0169: i fucked up then
Jvpiter: then get rid of it and run antivirus/malware/rootkit stuff
Jvpiter: then change your passwords
bryan0169: what can i do
bryan0169: delete it from where
Jvpiter: I dunno dude I didn't download it
bryan0169: i fucked up big time

Unfortunately for bryan I put him on ignore so that when his acct is hacked via that key logger he can't come spam my room with it.

LMFAO. If it is wrong to laugh at stupid people I am a horrible person since I seem to do it all the time.

Ron White said it best: "you can't fix stupid".

 

[ComicOzzie]

Sorry, one more. The guy who PMed me to ask if I'd go private. I said, 'sure'. He said, 'Wait...listen to my instructions carefully. I will ask you to repeat them before we go private.' I said, 'okaaaay'. He said, 'Go put your hair in pigtails, wear a short skirt, and knee high socks. Once we're private, I want you to call yourself names, slap yourself hard, choke yourself, talk in a little girl's voice, and beg Daddy to stop beating you'. He then tipped me 10 tokens and asked me to look into the camera and in public chat say, 'I am Daddy's little slut'. I'm sorry, but freakin' psycho, we're done here.

10 whole tokens? Wow! He probably would have spend at least another 70 in pvt before suddenly leaving.

:lol:

 

[LaceyRoyce]

Sorry, one more. The guy who PMed me to ask if I'd go private. I said, 'sure'. He said, 'Wait...listen to my instructions carefully. I will ask you to repeat them before we go private.' I said, 'okaaaay'. He said, 'Go put your hair in pigtails, wear a short skirt, and knee high socks. Once we're private, I want you to call yourself names, slap yourself hard, choke yourself, talk in a little girl's voice, and beg Daddy to stop beating you'. He then tipped me 10 tokens and asked me to look into the camera and in public chat say, 'I am Daddy's little slut'. I'm sorry, but freakin' psycho, we're done here.

10 whole tokens? Wow! He probably would have spend at least another 70 in pvt before suddenly leaving.

:lol:

wait I dont understand why this is psycho.

It sounds like he wanted to roleplay a fantasy that involved Daddy/little play and BDSM.
While he probably should have checked that you were ok with this first, at which point you could have declined...
I don't see why this makes him psycho?

 

[LilyMarie]

Sorry, one more. The guy who PMed me to ask if I'd go private. I said, 'sure'. He said, 'Wait...listen to my instructions carefully. I will ask you to repeat them before we go private.' I said, 'okaaaay'. He said, 'Go put your hair in pigtails, wear a short skirt, and knee high socks. Once we're private, I want you to call yourself names, slap yourself hard, choke yourself, talk in a little girl's voice, and beg Daddy to stop beating you'. He then tipped me 10 tokens and asked me to look into the camera and in public chat say, 'I am Daddy's little slut'. I'm sorry, but freakin' psycho, we're done here.

10 whole tokens? Wow! He probably would have spend at least another 70 in pvt before suddenly leaving.

:lol:

wait I dont understand why this is psycho.

It sounds like he wanted to roleplay a fantasy that involved Daddy/little play and BDSM.
While he probably should have checked that you were ok with this first, at which point you could have declined...
I don't see why this makes him psycho?

I definitely think that incest fantasies are borderline psycho. I know that a lot of subs call their master "Daddy", but still. It just doesn't sound right at all. :?

 

[mynameisbob84]

Yeah, there's nothing "psycho" about the BDSM aspect (so long as the model is into that too or at least is willing to pretend) but the "beg Daddy to stop beating you" line just conjures images that no right-thinking person should be associating with wank time. That and the incestuous undertones.

 

[LaceyRoyce]

yeah you know i went back and read it and ... all put together i think you guys are right. 'beg daddy to stop beating you' was a little creepy.

However I have had a Daddy before in my real life relationships and will defend to the death that there is NOTHING wrong with it. Do NOT confuse that with incest fantasy (which also.. to me is not that bad if its fantasy, and you are rational about it)

 

[mynameisbob84]

On a lighter note I saw blowdryer guy yesterday but devastatingly, he didn't stick around. I think he got weirded out when he realised his reputation preceded him and he was kinda sorta known to people in the room.

 

[Jessi J]

I just wanted to talk to him!

 

[mynameisbob84]

Maybe just keep a blowdryer within arm's reach when you're on cam so if he comes in again you can command his attention straight away.

 

[Rose]

I had my first bubblegum guy last night. At first I was unsure but he was really polite and understood that his fetish was different. He's now a *hopeful* regular of mine.

bubblegumguy: do you have any bubble gum?

 

[Jupiter551]

yeah you know i went back and read it and ... all put together i think you guys are right. 'beg daddy to stop beating you' was a little creepy.

However I have had a Daddy before in my real life relationships and will defend to the death that there is NOTHING wrong with it. Do NOT confuse that with incest fantasy (which also.. to me is not that bad if its fantasy, and you are rational about it)

In the context you're talking about, yeah totally. The one above is definitely incest/pedo fantasy though even without the begging him to stop beating her part - hair in pigtails, talk in a little girl voice, knee socks, short skirt...basically a schoolgirl stereotype (although remove the little girl voice and it's kinda just a camgirl stereotype :lol: )

As for incest fantasy being bad or not...this is debateable. It's equally debateable whether or not it's legal (legally in pornography terms, simulated child porn = child porn) I think pedophilia and incest is potentially harmful to explore even in fantasy. Others would disagree, but a lot of girls aren't going to do that kind of roleplay regardless.

 

[Highroller720]

funniest one I seen, Was an armpit guy.

 

[Rose]

On twitter lol.

@Greg2050Megatron
@BlackxRose92 Looks like someone punched you in the ass

 

[sxycherrypie]

elm13ster: would you like to Watch me SUCK & FUCK my big dildo 4U?

Surprisingly, the model declined.

PS Elmster was a dude.

I have this dude in my room all the time and that is all he says! I keep telling him 50 tokens and he leaves apparently he does not want to show me his skills that badly lol.

 

[Jessi J]

I watched him before. He can deepthroat a 7 inch dildo.

 

[AngelicTease]

hi bb i wanna fuck ur throat so hard that when i cum it cums out your nose. pm me if you want pvt show for paypal bb.

I didn't even know that was possible.

 

[LilyMarie]

Just now in my room:

Yeah, right. That tip wasn't yours, idiot. :roll:

Has anyone else experienced this sort of thing before?

 

[inkydoo]

Ah, that's the anonymous tip you were referring to. That does seem strange.

 

[ViruSphere]

Just now in my room:

Yeah, right. That tip wasn't yours, idiot. :roll:

Has anyone else experienced this sort of thing before?

Since I'm not a model I haven't 'experienced' that before, but I have heard many stories of guys trying to take credit for an anonymous tip that they didn't send, and try to get the model to do something for it.. Fortunately for models and ninjas (and unfortunately for freeloaders) it's difficult to do this for two reasons:

1. If someone wanted recognition, they wouldn't send the tip anonymously.
2. Tip notes can be included in an anonymous tip.

Lily, I hope you banned the guy for trying to pull that bullshit. It's an insult to your intelligence that he'd think you'd fall for it.

 

[LilyMarie]

I didn't have to ban him, he left after I told him how ridiculous he was. ^^

 

[Anonymous]

Yeah, right. That tip wasn't yours, idiot. :roll:

Has anyone else experienced this sort of thing before?

Yup! I had that jerk in my room recently.

1) I'm not into being dominated by some guy in private. And 2) When he was in my room, I don't think he had enough tokens for a good private show anyway. He probably had like 200 tokens.

 

[LacieLaPlante]

Some good quotes i've been saving:

forceflow18: Rule #1 never go near gentials with scizzors when you're stressed

L0stB0y: yes. check out my 4 inches of fury.

jaketron37: hi bb i wanna fuck ur throat so hard that when i cum it cums out your nose.

 

[Rose]

Some good quotes i've been saving:

jaketron37: hi bb i wanna fuck ur throat so hard that when i cum it cums out your nose.

Rotfl I've had that happen before. It's not so pleasant.