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Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"
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''Will you fart for me in private?''
a guy told today to a girl at SM
a guy told today to a girl at SM
a_bee said:
Just when you think you've heard it all you realize you haven't even come close!
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*I was agreeing to do a sneezing/blowing nose/clearing throat custom video, but then the guy decided he wants me to blow my nose into my bare hands (instead of into a tissue). :? Sorry, that's just a little too gross for me.
*Someone wanted a custom video of me getting ready to pee in a toilet, and then changing my mind and saying (with a grin on my face) "No, I think I'll pee in my pants instead." :lol:
*Someone on ImLive asked if I'd be willing to crush (with my feet) small rodents on cam. :?
*Someone wanted a custom video of me getting ready to pee in a toilet, and then changing my mind and saying (with a grin on my face) "No, I think I'll pee in my pants instead." :lol:
*Someone on ImLive asked if I'd be willing to crush (with my feet) small rodents on cam. :?
ComicOzzie said:
Said the October 2011 member with 20 Reward Points.
I've tried to buy tokens with my ass, but it's just too big to hit single keys when typing in the credit card number. If the model he's talking to can do that, I'll definitely tip well to see it.
Guest96883: 2 hour skype show for $500..add me on skype..my name on there is bankerceo
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LilyMarie said:
Sounds legit, he's an executive at a financial institution! :lol:
Well if he wants to be called 'fuck dry' I guess that's his choice. I prefer Jerry myself. :lol:mynameisbob84 said:
"Give us a pussy flash before you go, to keep me coming back." --Member who had been in public chat for two hours without tipping anything. Nice try, I guess...
Nastybrother: I fucked my sister while she was passed out and she doesn't even know it.
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"show me your beasts!"
Lol, typo fail!
Lol, typo fail!
should have sent them the link to the kitty and doggy threads here on the forum. :-DIsabella_deL said:
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Dude: how much to fart?
Me: Uh.. I am a lady, ladies don't fart in front of other people.
Dude: what about a qweef? how much for a qweef?
Me: What is a qweef?
Dude: a vaginal fart.
Me: Dude, I don't know what kind of girls you have been seeing, but I am pretty sure they lied to you. My vagina is anatomically incapable of farting.
Dude: 100 for qweef bb.
Me: My uterus doesn't digest food. My vagina does not possess such capabilities.
Dude: 150?
*sigh*
I've had it with gross requests.
Me: Uh.. I am a lady, ladies don't fart in front of other people.
Dude: what about a qweef? how much for a qweef?
Me: What is a qweef?
Dude: a vaginal fart.
Me: Dude, I don't know what kind of girls you have been seeing, but I am pretty sure they lied to you. My vagina is anatomically incapable of farting.
Dude: 100 for qweef bb.
Me: My uterus doesn't digest food. My vagina does not possess such capabilities.
Dude: 150?
*sigh*
I've had it with gross requests.
"Hello How are you? I have few questions for you and depending on your answers we might go private in 2 weeks if I see you on here What country do you live in? Are you single? Do you have phone for private? would be talking private only Do you have a token limit of how much I need to have to go on a phone private if you do that? Thank you"
I can queef on request. :lol: (You have to suck air in first, obviously we don't expel actual farts there.) I imagine at some point you've done it accidentally when fucking or fingering yourself doggystyle. Maybe?MilaE said:
This post reminded me of an MFC mail about a private recently.
I was actually happy to read how nice he was. Usually people asking for taboo/icky stuff are downright assholes. He was sweet both in this message and in chat.
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Hahahaha I queef all the time! I get a bit gung ho when doing doggy style, I almost always pull the dildo all the way out on accident and suck in air.
We even have a post doggy style joke in my room about "bleeding my breaks"
We even have a post doggy style joke in my room about "bleeding my breaks"
PlayboyMegan said:
Ok now this should be entertaining private to spy on. Hey he did say thank you.
Had a pretty generous member in my room last night, tipping throughout each countdown, making life easier on me (thank goodness!). Other regulars and a few newcomers were tipping as well.
I still had a ways to go for my goal of the night, and was planning a show. I had explained already that I'd eventually be putting up a countdown for a lotion show then group. When it was time to put up the count for the last part of the show, the (otherwise very awesome) tipper goes "I don't recommend that".
"Don't recommend what?"
"Putting up another countdown. I'm out of tokens."
It actually sort of disheartened me for a moment. Not that he was out of tokens, but that he had so little faith in me and other members to complete a countdown if he wasn't tipping.
Was a WTF moment for me.
I still had a ways to go for my goal of the night, and was planning a show. I had explained already that I'd eventually be putting up a countdown for a lotion show then group. When it was time to put up the count for the last part of the show, the (otherwise very awesome) tipper goes "I don't recommend that".
"Don't recommend what?"
"Putting up another countdown. I'm out of tokens."
It actually sort of disheartened me for a moment. Not that he was out of tokens, but that he had so little faith in me and other members to complete a countdown if he wasn't tipping.
Was a WTF moment for me.
Sounds like someone got a little too big for his britches...AmberCutie said:
I hope you made the countdown and rocked your group. Tipping is to help you and motivate others. Not put down others.AmberCutie said:
Well you'll have to wait TWO weeks and once I tell him I don't do phone, I'm not single, and I'm from the US, he might not take me. So sad, he totally sounded like someone I wanted a 300tkn private from :roll:HiGirlsRHot said:
I'm talking with my extremely valley girl accent and someone asks, "Are you from Romania?"
MilaE said:
MFC trolls need to be universally ignored.
PlayboyMegan said:I'm talking with my extremely valley girl accent and someone asks, "Are you from Romania?"
Maybe he thought you were from Dracula Valley?
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