Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[emptiedglass]

CarinaChateau's room a few minutes ago... :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

m4gnet: If you have someone suck them a couple times per day you'll start producing milk soon

Yes, sucking on big tits will eventually produce milk.

 

[Jupiter551]

My first thought was thank you for leaving the dick picks closed!

I reported a post for having a penis in the picture the other day heh

Which made me curious if you were searching the forum for dicks since that thread died like 9 months ago. Report closed, lol.

lol omfg, I found it through wanting to see who thanked one of my posts 9 months late tyvm

Don't be shy. It's only normal to be curious about these things. However, if you would like to make a comparison without having to go through your thanks to find one, here's a chart.

Source

lol@ anteater

 

[ComicOzzie]

asseaterkid: hi
asseaterkid: do you have cute feet too?
asseaterkid: oh they are ugly sorry
asseaterkid: im out

WTF?

 

[Anonymous]

Hey, if that's what ya gotta do to make it through the lonely nights home alone with your Fleshlight, knock yourself out...my ban button works today! :thumbleft:

 

[ComicOzzie]

nickysmith86: If I tip 400, will u call me and listen to me cum at work

:shock:

 

[Jupiter551]

nickysmith86: If I tip 400, will u call me and listen to me cum at work

:shock:

Worst part is, he's an air traffic controller

 

[Brad]

nickysmith86: If I tip 400, will u call me and listen to me cum at work

:shock:

Worst part is, he's an air traffic controller

Thank God. I was worried he may be a kindergarten teacher. Now THAT would be a hell of a "show and tell".
:shock:

 

[Nordling]

On Streamate, backhanded complement of the day:

bezerker87: damn. hey there black girls dont usually catch my attention.

 

[emptiedglass]

nickysmith86: If I tip 400, will u call me and listen to me cum at work

:shock:

Worst part is, he's an air traffic controller

Betcha he loves it when the ladies have a landing strip! :lol:

 

[LilyMarie]

MrSail: you wana see me comb my hair realy fast

 

[SerenaMoon]

MrSail: you wana see me comb my hair realy fast

Johnny Bravo???? I remember that from cartoon network when i was little!

 

[LilyMarie]

Guest: excuse me miss when is aspen rae on

I got that at the beginning of my shift before I was able to mute anyone. I thought it was kind of endearing. I'm imagining this 12 year old kid who has the biggest crush on Aspen and calls her and all the other grown-up models "Miss" and goes from room to room to ask when he has the chance to see her again.

 

[Anonymous]

Today is my birthday, I am doing a topless lotion show, one of my regular/friends goes:

"Puts the lotion on the skin or gets the hose again"

:crybaby:

 

[AmberCutie]

Today is my birthday, I am doing a topless lotion show, one of my regular/friends goes:

"Puts the lotion on the skin or gets the hose again"

:crybaby:

It's a pretty common quote and joke, I thought. If it was from a regular/friend, I doubt they meant anything mean by it.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Today is my birthday, I am doing a topless lotion show, one of my regular/friends goes:

"Puts the lotion on the skin or gets the hose again"

:crybaby:

It's a pretty common quote and joke, I thought. If it was from a regular/friend, I doubt they meant anything mean by it.

Yep. I guess if you're not familiar with the quote it might be construed as creepy but it's just a quote from a film (Silence of the Lambs) and I don't think I've ever seen a model apply lotion to herself without at least one member whipping out said quote

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Today is my birthday, I am doing a topless lotion show, one of my regular/friends goes:

"Puts the lotion on the skin or gets the hose again"

:crybaby:

It's a pretty common quote and joke, I thought. If it was from a regular/friend, I doubt they meant anything mean by it.

Yep. I guess if you're not familiar with the quote it might be construed as creepy but it's just a quote from a film (Silence of the Lambs) and I don't think I've ever seen a model apply lotion to herself without at least one member whipping out said quote

Although I think MORE people recognize it from either the South Park or Family Guy version(s). :lol:

 

[PlayboyMegan]

bradlyc: you kind of look like a female version of bruno mars hehe (compliment)

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

Today is my birthday, I am doing a topless lotion show, one of my regular/friends goes:

"Puts the lotion on the skin or gets the hose again"

:crybaby:

It's a pretty common quote and joke, I thought. If it was from a regular/friend, I doubt they meant anything mean by it.

Yep. I guess if you're not familiar with the quote it might be construed as creepy but it's just a quote from a film (Silence of the Lambs) and I don't think I've ever seen a model apply lotion to herself without at least one member whipping out said quote

Although I think MORE people recognize it from either the South Park or Family Guy version(s). :lol:

I'm guilty of saying it, and also being surprised when nobody has said it during a lotion show.

I am sure you right Jerry but more people have seen from South Park or Family Guy,WTF. Hell I didn't even know Family Guy did a Silence of the Lamb episode. God I feel old .

Oh and if you want to see a great scary movie Silence of the Lambs is fantastic.

 

[LilyMarie]

Today is my birthday, I am doing a topless lotion show, one of my regular/friends goes:

"Puts the lotion on the skin or gets the hose again"

:crybaby:

It's a pretty common quote and joke, I thought. If it was from a regular/friend, I doubt they meant anything mean by it.

Yep. I guess if you're not familiar with the quote it might be construed as creepy but it's just a quote from a film (Silence of the Lambs) and I don't think I've ever seen a model apply lotion to herself without at least one member whipping out said quote

This has never happened to me during a lotion show.
I should reconsider my camming career.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Today is my birthday, I am doing a topless lotion show, one of my regular/friends goes:

"Puts the lotion on the skin or gets the hose again"

:crybaby:

It's a pretty common quote and joke, I thought. If it was from a regular/friend, I doubt they meant anything mean by it.

Yep. I guess if you're not familiar with the quote it might be construed as creepy but it's just a quote from a film (Silence of the Lambs) and I don't think I've ever seen a model apply lotion to herself without at least one member whipping out said quote

This has never happened to me during a lotion show.
I should reconsider my camming career.

Next time I'm in your room and you're doing a lotion show would you like me to whip it out? (the quote, that is )

 

[LailaBaise]

Today is my birthday, I am doing a topless lotion show, one of my regular/friends goes:

"Puts the lotion on the skin or gets the hose again"

:crybaby:

It's a pretty common quote and joke, I thought. If it was from a regular/friend, I doubt they meant anything mean by it.

Yep. I guess if you're not familiar with the quote it might be construed as creepy but it's just a quote from a film (Silence of the Lambs) and I don't think I've ever seen a model apply lotion to herself without at least one member whipping out said quote

This has never happened to me during a lotion show.
I should reconsider my camming career.

Next time I'm in your room and you're doing a lotion show would you like me to whip it out? (the quote, that is )

I've been known to set my topic as "x tokens til it puts the lotion on it's skin"

 

[Jupiter551]

Today is my birthday, I am doing a topless lotion show, one of my regular/friends goes:

"Puts the lotion on the skin or gets the hose again"

:crybaby:

It's a pretty common quote and joke, I thought. If it was from a regular/friend, I doubt they meant anything mean by it.

Yep. I guess if you're not familiar with the quote it might be construed as creepy but it's just a quote from a film (Silence of the Lambs) and I don't think I've ever seen a model apply lotion to herself without at least one member whipping out said quote

Although I think MORE people recognize it from either the South Park or Family Guy version(s). :lol:

No way, you reckon? Silence of the Lambs is a pretty well-known film and the line is a well-known and constantly referenced (I can think of several video game homages alone).

 

[SerenaMoon]

Today is my birthday, I am doing a topless lotion show, one of my regular/friends goes:

"Puts the lotion on the skin or gets the hose again"

:crybaby:

It's a pretty common quote and joke, I thought. If it was from a regular/friend, I doubt they meant anything mean by it.

Yep. I guess if you're not familiar with the quote it might be construed as creepy but it's just a quote from a film (Silence of the Lambs) and I don't think I've ever seen a model apply lotion to herself without at least one member whipping out said quote

Although I think MORE people recognize it from either the South Park or Family Guy version(s). :lol:

No way, you reckon? Silence of the Lambs is a pretty well-known film and the line is a well-known and constantly referenced (I can think of several video game homages alone).

Until I read all this I would have just thought you had something wrong with your medulla oblongata and just stared at the screen blankly, just like I probably did during that family guy.

 

[Anonymous]

Today is my birthday, I am doing a topless lotion show, one of my regular/friends goes:

"Puts the lotion on the skin or gets the hose again"

:crybaby:

It's a pretty common quote and joke, I thought. If it was from a regular/friend, I doubt they meant anything mean by it.

Yep. I guess if you're not familiar with the quote it might be construed as creepy but it's just a quote from a film (Silence of the Lambs) and I don't think I've ever seen a model apply lotion to herself without at least one member whipping out said quote

This has never happened to me during a lotion show.
I should reconsider my camming career.

Yeah, I got the reference right away and I didnt take it the wrong way, he obviously was joking and cleverly so, but it made me weep a lil bit haha. Nobody had said that before during my lotion shows.

 

[Deleted member 8603]

Don't you love how as a group, people can cling onto the creepiest fucking things?

Like, we're constantly quoting shit about people dying and their skin being worn.
We are WEIRD.
:lol:

 

[Just Me]

Don't you love how as a group, people can cling onto the creepiest fucking things?

Like, we're constantly quoting shit about people dying and their skin being worn.
We are WEIRD.
:lol:

Memes have been around for a long long time, well before the invention of the internet. :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Bustam0ve: your tits look soooo good in your profile picture
Bustam0ve: are they natural?
Bustam0ve: omg that's soo good!
Bustam0ve: that makes me hard
Bustam0ve: fuck i'm so hard right now
Bustam0ve: :O
Bustam0ve: holy shit they're amazing
Bustam0ve: so hot
Bustam0ve: i have a huge boner right now, haha

Dude, act like you've seen a pair of tits before. :roll:

 

[emptiedglass]

Evvie's room earlier tonight...



I forget exactly what her response was... something along the lines of porn sites not exactly being the best places for recruiting hitmen. :lol:

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Evvie's room earlier tonight...



I forget exactly what her response was... something along the lines of porn sites not exactly being the best places for recruiting hitmen. :lol:

I don't remember the guy's name, maybe the same guy/different moron. Anyway, he was convinced if he paid me enough I'd off myself on cam, because according to him "Americans will do anything for money". I couldn't seem to get him to understand that whether or not that was true, and whether or not I'd do a ton of stuff for money...um, how does one use said money after one has passed on? :?