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PlayboyMegan said:
ybyainc: thats what give me a boner. ..

ybyainc: talking about marriage.

"Oh bb, I want to see you at the end of the isle while I walk down in my pretty, overpriced white dress. And then a few months from then I can't wait to argue about how much you spend on stupid shit and how much I hate your mother. Mmmmm"
 
MsAllyCat said:
I just got asked in public chat if I could lay on the bed like I was laying on a spinal board and show off my feet.


lol, was it this guy by any chance? He was in my room last week. (I removed the other chat for easier readability ^_^)

02:59:23 PM lilj4ck: have you ever been on a spinal board ??
02:59:41 PM lilj4ck: ?
02:59:59 PM lilj4ck: have u ?? xx
03:00:26 PM lilj4ck: have you ever been on a spinal board ??
03:00:57 PM lilj4ck: back board ?
03:01:20 PM lilj4ck: normaly with a neck brace xx
03:01:56 PM lilj4ck: a stretcher that keeps your spine still after accsident xx
03:02:23 PM lilj4ck: broken any bones ??
03:02:52 PM lilj4ck: ??



In the same chat log, I also found this gem... (PMs)

02:58:18 PM edvan84: see my cam
02:59:44 PM edvan84: this is for me
03:00:16 PM edvan84: woooow
03:00:40 PM edvan84: i like ur boobs
03:00:47 PM edvan84: i cant hear u well
03:01:03 PM edvan84: d u have skype
03:01:20 PM edvan84: see my boobs
03:02:50 PM edvan84: where iss ur ass
03:03:53 PM edvan84: u like the show
03:04:01 PM edvan84: it is for free
03:05:03 PM LilyMarie: what are you talking about
03:05:28 PM edvan84: iam just kidding
03:05:41 PM LilyMarie: ...you thought I was watching your cam, right?
03:06:00 PM edvan84: u didnt see my cam
03:06:09 PM edvan84: ????
03:06:28 PM LilyMarie: of course not
03:07:03 PM edvan84: why i weared night dress aanf make something for u
03:07:06 PM edvan84: to change the mood
03:07:26 PM LilyMarie: Tip me 200 and I'll watch your cam.
03:07:38 PM edvan84: nice try
 
LilyMarie said:
MsAllyCat said:
I just got asked in public chat if I could lay on the bed like I was laying on a spinal board and show off my feet.


lol, was it this guy by any chance? He was in my room last week. (I removed the other chat for easier readability ^_^)

02:59:23 PM lilj4ck: have you ever been on a spinal board ??
02:59:41 PM lilj4ck: ?
02:59:59 PM lilj4ck: have u ?? xx
03:00:26 PM lilj4ck: have you ever been on a spinal board ??
03:00:57 PM lilj4ck: back board ?
03:01:20 PM lilj4ck: normaly with a neck brace xx
03:01:56 PM lilj4ck: a stretcher that keeps your spine still after accsident xx
03:02:23 PM lilj4ck: broken any bones ??
03:02:

Yep! That's him. I had him chatting in public chat , much to the amusement of everyone else. Ahh it takes all types huh!
 
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02:58:18 PM edvan84: see my cam
02:59:44 PM edvan84: this is for me
03:00:16 PM edvan84: woooow
03:00:40 PM edvan84: i like ur boobs
03:00:47 PM edvan84: i cant hear u well
03:01:03 PM edvan84: d u have skype
03:01:20 PM edvan84: see my boobs
03:02:50 PM edvan84: where iss ur ass
03:03:53 PM edvan84: u like the show
03:04:01 PM edvan84: it is for free
03:05:03 PM LilyMarie: what are you talking about
03:05:28 PM edvan84: iam just kidding
03:05:41 PM LilyMarie: ...you thought I was watching your cam, right?
03:06:00 PM edvan84: u didnt see my cam
03:06:09 PM edvan84: ????
03:06:28 PM LilyMarie: of course not
03:07:03 PM edvan84: why i weared night dress aanf make something for u
03:07:06 PM edvan84: to change the mood
03:07:26 PM LilyMarie: Tip me 200 and I'll watch your cam.
03:07:38 PM edvan84: nice try

I especially like the ending, where he is wise to your attempt to scam tokens off of him. :lol:
 
Sweet CLIT is getting a GOOD Rubb

I don't know why but this one just fucking broke me and made me lol til my head hurt. I think it's the random capitalisation and the mispelling of the word "rub".

Edit: And more! :-D

She LIKE to Finger self so Good

Getting soO MOIST Inside Her
 
Not by an MFC member, but I just read this nasty comment under a porn movie on a paysite.

Nice looking slut, but not butt fucking. Who does that bitch think she is, the Queen of England?

There were many more disappointed omg no anal?!?!?! type of comments, but this one took the cake. Mind you, the description didn't say anything about anal and it's not like the site is dedicated to anal sex or anything...
 
StolenRoses: I have always had a soft spot in my heart for latinas
StolenRoses: my wife was a latina, from Cuba.
StolenRoses: she died in an auto accident in 2006

In the middle of a model's show with 1200 people in the room. :woops:
 
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"why arent you replying to my pm?"
"hello?"
"HELLO?!"
"You're not real!!!"
"I guess you don't need the tokens anyway"
"you're a bitch, reply back"
"I'm going else where"
:roll:


Or my favorites
"We do a show for 15 mins, I'll pay you after the 15 is finished"
"I'll buy you a gift off your wish list"
"How much are your videos?" *listed in topic
"oh thats too much!" *offer a vid for 200tk
"thats still too much! I could pay a hooker for that" *so why are you on mfc again?!

Edit: Top all time favorite WTF moment
"hey, im interested in a show. So what exactly would you do to me? Mmm, tell me in detail what we'd do in a show"
Hey dummy, I'm not stupid. You want me to talk dirty in pm, ya thats gonna cost ya too ;)

Theeee list goes on of course :)
 
ComicOzzie said:
bigboobs129: i bet that pussy of your needs a proper 10.5 inch dick like mine and ur boobs need to be sucked by me
Angellyca: wtf will i do with 10.5 inch?
Angellyca: climb the walls with it?
bigboobs129: suck it get pregnant

Umm, bigboobs129 needs a lesson on basic procreation. :woops:

While I wouldn't put it past him to not know about procreation, I think what he really needs is a lesson on basic grammar. Appears he missed a comma there. :lol:
 
PlayboyMegan said:
skippercraig: my offer 4000 tokens, you committ to fly to vegas and send the weekend with me


:lol: :lol: :lol:

OK, this is beyond ridiculous, but the thing that struck me was he wanted to send the weekend.
 
CCRhyder said:
"why arent you replying to my pm?"
"hello?"
"HELLO?!"
"You're not real!!!"
"I guess you don't need the tokens anyway"
"you're a bitch, reply back"
"I'm going else where"
:roll:


Or my favorites
"We do a show for 15 mins, I'll pay you after the 15 is finished"
"I'll buy you a gift off your wish list"
"How much are your videos?" *listed in topic
"oh thats too much!" *offer a vid for 200tk
"thats still too much! I could pay a hooker for that" *so why are you on mfc again?!

Edit: Top all time favorite WTF moment
"hey, im interested in a show. So what exactly would you do to me? Mmm, tell me in detail what we'd do in a show"
Hey dummy, I'm not stupid. You want me to talk dirty in pm, ya thats gonna cost ya too ;)

Theeee list goes on of course :)

I'd enjoy seeing the hooker he could get for $16, or $20 if he's buying at a dime a token. Of course, he just says "pay a hooker," which doesn't mean he's obtaining a service. And, of course, that's assuming he's talking about the 200 tokens for the vid. Still, it always amazes me how little money it really is when we're talking run-of-the-mill tipping. I know the 10-token tips add up for you models, but, come on, that's 80 cents for me and 50 cents for you. If every freeloader in the room would drop 10 tokens, then perhaps we're talking some real money, but I've never seen that happen. Maybe the business model equates to a room populated heavily by teenagers and college kids with no money, which means a handful of big tippers pay the freight. But I'd sure be pleased to see more equity on the pay side of the equation. Everybody receives the entertainment, thus everybody should help pay for it.
 
LilyEvans room a few minutes ago (just for the record, she did NOT have it in the topic at any time. It actually said song+dance 75/lotion 100)
BitchSlapDaHO: so for 75 tokens you do a lactation show?
BitchSlapDaHO: I would love to see a lactation show
BitchSlapDaHO: in your topics. It said 60/song /75 lactation
BitchSlapDaHO: oh I could of swore it said lactation show
BitchSlapDaHO: hmm.. Well what would you charge for a lactation show, if you are able to baby?
BitchSlapDaHO: Hmmm.. Would you do lactation shows for like 350 tokens. If I buy you hormones to induct you to lactate baby ?
She pretty much explained she was not pregnant nor was she lactating after every comment...and then he got banned.
 
magnafluxdude: hi sexy
magnafluxdude: you look amazing
magnafluxdude: i have no volume
magnafluxdude: you need to type
CCRhyder: aw thank you
magnafluxdude: do you want a sweet boyfriend?
magnafluxdude: do you want a boyfriend?
magnafluxdude: hello?
magnafluxdude: you need to type i have no volume
magnafluxdude: do you want a boyfriend?
magnafluxdude: do you want a boyfriend you amazing angel?
magnafluxdude: hello?
magnafluxdude: do you want to be my girlfriend?
magnafluxdude: you need to type
magnafluxdude: i have no volume
magnafluxdude: do you want to be my girlfriend?
magnafluxdude: ok thanks for ignoring me you fake ass whore
 
JerryBoBerry said:
LilyEvans room a few minutes ago (just for the record, she did NOT have it in the topic at any time. It actually said song+dance 75/lotion 100)
BitchSlapDaHO: so for 75 tokens you do a lactation show?
BitchSlapDaHO: I would love to see a lactation show
BitchSlapDaHO: in your topics. It said 60/song /75 lactation
BitchSlapDaHO: oh I could of swore it said lactation show
BitchSlapDaHO: hmm.. Well what would you charge for a lactation show, if you are able to baby?
BitchSlapDaHO: Hmmm.. Would you do lactation shows for like 350 tokens. If I buy you hormones to induct you to lactate baby ?
She pretty much explained she was not pregnant nor was she lactating after every comment...and then he got banned.

Yeah, I banned him not just for asking about lactation, but the first time he asked how much it would cost I said, "One million tokens!" and he went on to ask, "Hmm...350?" :woops: Yeah dude, totally close enough. I will totally inject your fetish hormones for $17.50.