Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Jupiter551]

Strongmanluke: DILDO BB

 

[Jupiter551]

gogiants211: damn girl. got me nice and hard for my morning meeting

Wow, awkward morning meeting...

 

[LilyMarie]

moonlithowl: just like i didnt come in and say "your the most gorgeous perfect man in the world" cuz everyone already knows it
moonlithowl: lol*woman
moonlithowl: not man
moonlithowl: haha

Suddenly, a wild Freudian slip appears!

 

[Deleted member 8603]

This is what happens when you ONLY say the word "no" to a freeloader
This is like 1/10th of it, btw he was in my room like 30 minutes with me doing NOTHING but typing "no" every now and then.



ok123456: give facebook
give skype
add akyyyppeee

me: no

ok123456: I am happy seeing u
Yes

me: no

ok123456: u look fabulous
Do u have me
ALl i have to do is impress u

me: no

ok123456: yes
Stop saying no please

me: no

ok123456: Jst sasy yeah
SAy yeah for onede
I lobve u

me: no

ok123456: Ye
s
I love u

me: no

ok123456: yes
I will be here till u say yes
Yes
\YEs

me: no

ok123456: good
Yeah yeah
You said yeah

me: no

ok123456: I am happy now
Yeah

me: no

ok123456: yes
Yes
Yes
YEs
YEs

 

[ComicOzzie]

sirwalter3: how much for the hour?
05:11:56 PM sirwalter3: an hour of sex
05:12:13 PM sirwalter3: ill give u 1000 dollers
05:12:39 PM sirwalter3: u escort right?
05:12:53 PM AlisOnFire: sirwalter Nooo thank you... but im not interested
05:13:02 PM AlisOnFire: sirwalter no no no
05:13:06 PM sirwalter3: 5000 for the hour?
05:13:16 PM AlisOnFire: no thank you
05:13:23 PM AlisOnFire: im not interested
05:13:29 PM sirwalter3: ur just a scared whore
05:13:45 PM sirwalter3: ill talk to u when ur balls drop
05:13:49 PM sirwalter3: u bitch
05:13:55 PM estoyarrecho: ban
05:13:57 PM sirwalter3: ill strangle u
05:14:04 PM sirwalter3: dont ban me

Not surprisingly, she banned him.

 

[zippypinhead]

sirwalter3: how much for the hour?
05:11:56 PM sirwalter3: an hour of sex
05:12:13 PM sirwalter3: ill give u 1000 dollers
05:12:39 PM sirwalter3: u escort right?
05:12:53 PM AlisOnFire: sirwalter Nooo thank you... but im not interested
05:13:02 PM AlisOnFire: sirwalter no no no
05:13:06 PM sirwalter3: 5000 for the hour?
05:13:16 PM AlisOnFire: no thank you
05:13:23 PM AlisOnFire: im not interested
05:13:29 PM sirwalter3: ur just a scared whore
05:13:45 PM sirwalter3: ill talk to u when ur balls drop
05:13:49 PM sirwalter3: u bitch
05:13:55 PM estoyarrecho: ban
05:13:57 PM sirwalter3: ill strangle u
05:14:04 PM sirwalter3: dont ban me

Not surprisingly, she banned him.

$5,000 for an hour of being murdered? That is still the going rate, isn't it?

 

[LilyMarie]

Me, on February 16: *tweets pic of herself in an H&M changing room, wearing one of their bras that still has a label with 'A' attached to it* - "I think I should buy this bra, I like it "
Twitter guy, today: "@LilyMarieMFC nothing to brag about i have an A" (what is he even implying, I don't get it at all)
Me, super confused by his lack of punctuation: "@Scott_Kriz what?"
Him: "@LilyMarieMFC oh i toght i was commenting on ur pic , bit new to dis u from london ?"

...Yeah, because I want to chat with you and tell you where I live, after there has been only crap coming out of your keyboard so far.
His profile name (not user name) is "chicks here i come". :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

I just facepalmed for Super_Shoot's sins. Can I maybe get a little tiny religion with like four people in it for that?

 

[southsamurai]

you could always join the church of me... im accepting new followers for the next week. 5 strong and growing!

 

[Jessi]

When I was on LiveJasmin evangelists used to come in and try to save the nasty whores all the time :roll:

Actually, just for shiggles, popped over to my old stompin' ground for like 3 minutes.Seriously, this is 3 minutes of the chat. I couldnt make this up if I tried. I think MFC has made me soft... :lol: :lol:

 

[LilyMarie]

I have no idea why you left LJ. Seems like quite the fun environment for any camgirl, if you ask me.

 

[Jessi]

I have no idea why you left LJ. Seems like quite the fun environment for any camgirl, if you ask me.

And this string of verbal retardation doesn't even begin to stroke the surface of this disgusting things registered members would order (not ask) you to do.

 

[Nordling]

Sorry, "rambo," you're too late.

 

[SexySkylar]

Premium: so how was your bday yesterday?
Me: lol my bday isn't until August I think u have me confused with another model. But hru today?
Premium: o I thought u said your bday was yesterday.
Me: lmao nope but thanks for asking.

I just thought this was too funny.

 

[SatanJonez]

Sorry, "rambo," you're too late.

Ugh. People like this make me cringe so hard.

 

[Deleted member 8603]

Sorry, "rambo," you're too late.

Ugh. People like this make me cringe so hard.

I did a $1 "watch me clean my room" show.

I got a guy who complained that I had jipped him because I wouldn't fuck my ass in the show.
:lol:

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

Premium: so how was your bday yesterday?
Me: lol my bday isn't until August I think u have me confused with another model. But hru today?
Premium: o I thought u said your bday was yesterday.
Me: lmao nope but thanks for asking.

I just thought this was too funny.

One of the perks of being a camgirl is you get birthdays four times a year,and the birthdays celebrations can last for a month.

I'd have given him am opportunity to be the first person to get a you birthday present

 

[SexySkylar]

O dang I should of just went with it then,

 

[Jupiter551]

jimmyk500x: mmm poo in daddys mouth

:hand:

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

jimmyk500x: mmm poo in daddys mouth

:hand:

No Jimmy. Just no.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

Salieri_13: that eyecontact is why the camscore gets so high

 

[LadyLuna]

r u a big girl

Makes me think of something you say to a 5 year old...

 

[LuckySmiles]

"dance"
"sexy armpit dance"

:?

 

[Jupiter551]

Salieri_13: that eyecontact is why the camscore gets so high

salieri has obv been watching koolray's videos

 

[Hermione_]

Appleseed2205: I would lick gravy from the crevices of Ralphie May's thighs to have a conversation with you over a syphilis ridden cell phone with bad reception

 

[mynameisbob84]

Salieri_13: that eyecontact is why the camscore gets so high

salieri has obv been watching koolray's videos

Beat me to it :-D

 

[Anonymous]

My newest SM tags:

"Ok looking" :hand:
"Very dark chick" Gee, I guess I got a little carried away with that tanning bed, huh? LMAO.

 

[Jupiter551]

My newest SM tags:

"Ok looking" :hand:
"Very dark chick" Gee, I guess I got a little carried away with that tanning bed, huh? LMAO.

Maybe he was concerned about your cam brightness :lol:

Seriously though, I told a Colombian chick on MFC once she had an amazing tan and she responded that she was black :shock:

Sometimes it's hard to tell, I don't think she was offended - best policy is probly not to say anything lol

 

[Anonymous]

Maybe he was concerned about your cam brightness :lol:

LOL. I've had some knucklehead on MFC complain "Too dark...need more light" at the precise moment I was carrying my laptop to another location. Patience, dude. If he had stuck around for about 10 more seconds, he would've gotten a great view of the baby oil booty-clapping I was fixin' to do.

*I just wanted to say 'fixin' one time because I think it's hilarious.*

Seriously though, I told a Colombian chick on MFC once she had an amazing tan and she responded that she was black :shock:

When I was maybe 10 or 11 years old, I had the following conversation with a red-haired friend of mine:

Cassie: You're so lucky...you have such a nice tan!
Me: Nah, I'm just Black.
Cassie: Oh...

:lol: