Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[LilyMarie]

Right after I finished a long blowjob show tonight, these two mood-killers decided to turn up out of nowhere. Both within 9 seconds of each other :?

07:23:48 PM Danjayz: I like how these girls suck rubber dicks lol show them a real penis they would run and tell Mommy or Daddy
07:23:57 PM NickGerzzz: Is there a reason why that dildo isn't a black dildo? Your not all racialist are you?

I banned guy #1 for 60 days, after explaining to him that I actually suck real penis like a pro and why the hell would I run from one.
To me it kinda sounded like he showed a girl his real penis - a girl who probably didn't want to see it and, maybe, actually told her parents about it. God, I hope that's not the case. :?

Guy #2 is just plain stupid. My dildo happens to be white because it was the first realistic-looking dildo in a nice quality that I came across on Amazon. When I ordered it, I spent exactly 0.0 seconds thinking about its 'skin color'. Also, is racialist a hip new word for 'racist'...? I should google the difference. I just know I'm neither, and if he wants to go around asking every camgirl who uses a white dildo if she's racialist, then he's going to have a bad time.

 

[emptiedglass]

Right after I finished a long blowjob show tonight, these two mood-killers decided to turn up out of nowhere. Both within 9 seconds of each other :?

07:23:48 PM Danjayz: I like how these girls suck rubber dicks lol show them a real penis they would run and tell Mommy or Daddy
07:23:57 PM NickGerzzz: Is there a reason why that dildo isn't a black dildo? Your not all racialist are you?

I banned guy #1 for 60 days, after explaining to him that I actually suck real penis like a pro and why the hell would I run from one.
To me it kinda sounded like he showed a girl his real penis - a girl who probably didn't want to see it and, maybe, actually told her parents about it. God, I hope that's not the case. :?

Guy #2 is just plain stupid. My dildo happens to be white because it was the first realistic-looking dildo in a nice quality that I came across on Amazon. When I ordered it, I spent exactly 0.0 seconds thinking about its 'skin color'. Also, is racialist a hip new word for 'racist'...? I should google the difference. I just know I'm neither, and if he wants to go around asking every camgirl who uses a white dildo if she's racialist, then he's going to have a bad time.

So if they're a colour that doesn't match a human fleshtone, such as blue or red, does that mean the girl's really into creatures not of this earth? :lol:

 

[LilyMarie]

Right after I finished a long blowjob show tonight, these two mood-killers decided to turn up out of nowhere. Both within 9 seconds of each other :?

07:23:48 PM Danjayz: I like how these girls suck rubber dicks lol show them a real penis they would run and tell Mommy or Daddy
07:23:57 PM NickGerzzz: Is there a reason why that dildo isn't a black dildo? Your not all racialist are you?

I banned guy #1 for 60 days, after explaining to him that I actually suck real penis like a pro and why the hell would I run from one.
To me it kinda sounded like he showed a girl his real penis - a girl who probably didn't want to see it and, maybe, actually told her parents about it. God, I hope that's not the case. :?

Guy #2 is just plain stupid. My dildo happens to be white because it was the first realistic-looking dildo in a nice quality that I came across on Amazon. When I ordered it, I spent exactly 0.0 seconds thinking about its 'skin color'. Also, is racialist a hip new word for 'racist'...? I should google the difference. I just know I'm neither, and if he wants to go around asking every camgirl who uses a white dildo if she's racialist, then he's going to have a bad time.

So if they're a colour that doesn't match a human fleshtone, such as blue or red, does that mean the girl's really into creatures not of this earth? :lol:

 

[morment]

Right after I finished a long blowjob show tonight, these two mood-killers decided to turn up out of nowhere. Both within 9 seconds of each other :?

07:23:48 PM Danjayz: I like how these girls suck rubber dicks lol show them a real penis they would run and tell Mommy or Daddy
07:23:57 PM NickGerzzz: Is there a reason why that dildo isn't a black dildo? Your not all racialist are you?

I banned guy #1 for 60 days, after explaining to him that I actually suck real penis like a pro and why the hell would I run from one.
To me it kinda sounded like he showed a girl his real penis - a girl who probably didn't want to see it and, maybe, actually told her parents about it. God, I hope that's not the case. :?

Guy #2 is just plain stupid. My dildo happens to be white because it was the first realistic-looking dildo in a nice quality that I came across on Amazon. When I ordered it, I spent exactly 0.0 seconds thinking about its 'skin color'. Also, is racialist a hip new word for 'racist'...? I should google the difference. I just know I'm neither, and if he wants to go around asking every camgirl who uses a white dildo if she's racialist, then he's going to have a bad time.

So if they're a colour that doesn't match a human fleshtone, such as blue or red, does that mean the girl's really into creatures not of this earth? :lol:

Don't even get him started on what the tentacle/alien ones mean.

 

[HotAndScottish]

Damn I wish I had capped this. On Chaturbate when a random grey (like a basic on MFC) announces he bought me a present from Azerbaijan.

Random: I have bought you a handmade gift from Azerbaijan!
Me: Um... that's... nice.
Random: A hand painted plant pot!
Me: Oh, right...
Random: It cost £100!
Me: Um, I'm really sorry but I don't know you at all, why would you spend that on me? I'm not really into plants and gardening
Random: I will send it to you!
Me: As in, I would tell you my address? I think not. I'm sorry.
Random: I could leave it in a park near you or something.

Is this the part where I spend the next 10 years chained to his basement floor? Creepy, creepy, creepy.

 

[JordanBlack]

:lol:

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

:lol:

I try to be patient with those who do not speak English well or who have difficulty communicating, but seriously, I can't conceive of a society in which this guy does not need to be hit with a spoiled fish.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

:lol:

I try to be patient with those who do not speak English well or who have difficulty communicating, but seriously, I can't conceive of a society in which this guy does not need to be hit with a spoiled fish.

Ah a fellow Monty Python fan.

 

[ComicOzzie]

ladywhisperr: damn the way she look
ladywhisperr: like: "yeah nigga, ima suck that cock good!"
ladywhisperr: iwanna smell that punani
ladywhisperr: i bet it smells like skeatles

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Pretty much screams not safe in my book.

 

[pg240]

It just struck me as hilarious that a thread about wtf moments from members has grown to 188 pages!! That's a wtf moment in and of itself. Guess the male gender still has some evolving to do.

 

[emptiedglass]

It just struck me as hilarious that a thread about wtf moments from members has grown to 188 pages!! That's a wtf moment in and of itself. Guess the male gender still has some evolving to do.

I think there may be more females on MFC than most people think.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

It just struck me as hilarious that a thread about wtf moments from members has grown to 188 pages!! That's a wtf moment in and of itself. Guess the male gender still has some evolving to do.

I think there may be more females on MFC than most people think.

Totally agree with you for reasons i can't go into here.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

i can't go into here.

Jerry is a woman!

 

[Ann_Sulu]

my dick and your pussy are like 9/11, an inside job

 

[MissyLuvsU]

my dick and your pussy are like 9/11, an inside job

What?! God that is just...

 

[Ann_Sulu]

What?! God that is just...

exactly...

 

[ComicOzzie]

alhar: wowowo ohohohoh my dick black very hot hard so i enter my dick even eunuch in your pussy-fuck you hot sex mmmmmmmmmmm ohohohohohohohohohohhoh ohohohohohohoh mmm

 

[JordanBlack]

alhar: wowowo ohohohoh my dick black very hot hard so i enter my dick even eunuch in your pussy-fuck you hot sex mmmmmmmmmmm ohohohohohohohohohohhoh ohohohohohohoh mmm

ukeleft: Damn just imagined that dude doing this

 

[JerryBoBerry]

i can't go into here.

Jerry is a woman!

:lol: Don't make me post a dick pic!

 

[Just Me]

my dick and your pussy are like 9/11, an inside job

Nothing like mixing conspiracy theories with douche bag come on lines. There is no way I would ever want to know this person. :lol:

 

[LadyLuna]

i can't go into here.

Jerry is a woman!

:lol: Don't make me post a dick pic!

Only way to prove it is to get live on camera with a girl and do everything she says for 10 minutes, no matter how humiliating or painful. Then that girl can come here and tell us. I volunteer to be that girl, see you in private!

 

[Anonymous]

The common 'won't contribute but must say something stupid to get himself banned' freeloader:

He witnessed a large tip that someone else gave me, and then said to me "You should cum for us for a tip like that." :roll: Um, excuse me...who are you??? I don't do cum shows in public chat EVER, so you should STFU...especially if you're not willing to at least buy the $3 token package so you can contribute something.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

i can't go into here.

Jerry is a woman!

:lol: Don't make me post a dick pic!

Only way to prove it is to get live on camera with a girl and do everything she says for 10 minutes, no matter how humiliating or painful. Then that girl can come here and tell us. I volunteer to be that girl, see you in private!

Actually there's a few models on here who can already verify that happening. :whistle:

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

Clams plx?

Apparently this fellow mistook MFC for a seafood restaurant.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

ybyainc: Can you be sexy at NIGHT ?

BITCH IM SEXY ALWAYS

 

[MsAllyCat]

Member: your the grind queen
Member: let me pull myself,can you cum please babe
Member: just like last time
Member: please baby
MsAllyCat: did you want to go skype with me?
Member: yes please
MsAllyCat: sounds good
Member: you so fucking hot
MsAllyCat: if you do the tip, then we can move to here
Member: oh geez I got to tip,I thought we had something going
MsAllyCat: are you for real!? lol
Member: how much?
Member: so you dont want me?
Member: are you there?
MsAllyCat: yep. sorry, I was waiting for to tell me you were joking...
Member: how can I tip you now? you have left.
MsAllyCat: oh you can do an offline tip. It comes through like normal
Member: can I owe you by any chance?
MsAllyCat: no!
Member: geez I thought you was different
MsAllyCat: different to every other hardworking cam girl trying her best to pay the bills? Dont beg. It is very very unattractive. Go away now.

 

[ComicOzzie]

stopKony2013: If one goes to Venezuela, could one hire you for one night?
ComicOzzie: She isnt a whore, asshole
stopKony2013: How could anyone know that?
stopKony2013: Asking is not saying.
stopKony2013: I bet at least 30% of mfc girls would not mind getting paid for sex. The question is not out of context

Thank you, Feb. 2013 bloob for enlightening me. Now try tipping 10 tokens.

 

[ComicOzzie]

another8inch: wow! you grew up to be a lovely piece of fuckmeat

True romance, because he said "lovely". :dance:

 

[LailaBaise]

fuckmeat?