Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[ComicOzzie]

Micklickr: You got better tips when you were a brunette

That's funny considering my ranking is the highest it's been and months and my camscore is the highest it has EVER been. :roll:

I'm gonna guess Micklickr has never tipped you, even when you were a brunette.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

Not a member on MFC but a member on my fanpage.
Guys who compare women...outloud. Fuck you, dude.

 

[Jupiter551]

It's called romance, bb.

I have a heart on for lovely_cath too. :love5:

same, and my heart and penis throb at the same time and shit

 

[Jupiter551]

So, I dunno what this chat is - I clicked this vaguely nurselike camgirl avatar pic and ended up never actually seeing her, cos the page wouldn't load but there's some weirdass voodoo in the chatroom lol....no idea what the german was but I'm convinced some of those guys probly are really sick. Mentally handicapped even.
I think some of this is what happens when guys who can barely speak any English talk to girls so barely speak English, in English. Either that or these guys were porn scriptwriters in the 1980s with this level of cornball 'sex' talk.

sille64: sag ja nicht rauchen ist schädlich
wantingtoo: go sit in your doctors chair pls
bigdondudley: hi sexy
swiger: hi sexy u so hot bbw
l3pos: I AM VERY SICK, can u halp me ???
swiger: i wana suck u pussy lips and lick u asshole
wantingtoo: u need to get your legs open on that chair for us
LoveChecker: Du bist langweilig :/ Zeig doch mal was :I
tru4ldino: show legs up
rockabilly123: machst du auch Hausbesuche?

 

[LilyMarie]

So, I dunno what this chat is - I clicked this vaguely nurselike camgirl avatar pic and ended up never actually seeing her, cos the page wouldn't load but there's some weirdass voodoo in the chatroom lol....no idea what the german was but I'm convinced some of those guys probly are really sick. Mentally handicapped even.
I think some of this is what happens when guys who can barely speak any English talk to girls so barely speak English, in English. Either that or these guys were porn scriptwriters in the 1980s with this level of cornball 'sex' talk.

sille64: sag ja nicht rauchen ist schädlich
wantingtoo: go sit in your doctors chair pls
bigdondudley: hi sexy
swiger: hi sexy u so hot bbw
l3pos: I AM VERY SICK, can u halp me ???
swiger: i wana suck u pussy lips and lick u asshole
wantingtoo: u need to get your legs open on that chair for us
LoveChecker: Du bist langweilig :/ Zeig doch mal was :I
tru4ldino: show legs up
rockabilly123: machst du auch Hausbesuche?

sille64: Don't you dare tell me smoking is dangerous
LoveChecker: You're boring :/ Show us something :I
rockabilly123: Do you do domiciliary visits?

 

[Jupiter551]

So, I dunno what this chat is - I clicked this vaguely nurselike camgirl avatar pic and ended up never actually seeing her, cos the page wouldn't load but there's some weirdass voodoo in the chatroom lol....no idea what the german was but I'm convinced some of those guys probly are really sick. Mentally handicapped even.
I think some of this is what happens when guys who can barely speak any English talk to girls so barely speak English, in English. Either that or these guys were porn scriptwriters in the 1980s with this level of cornball 'sex' talk.

sille64: sag ja nicht rauchen ist schädlich
wantingtoo: go sit in your doctors chair pls
bigdondudley: hi sexy
swiger: hi sexy u so hot bbw
l3pos: I AM VERY SICK, can u halp me ???
swiger: i wana suck u pussy lips and lick u asshole
wantingtoo: u need to get your legs open on that chair for us
LoveChecker: Du bist langweilig :/ Zeig doch mal was :I
tru4ldino: show legs up
rockabilly123: machst du auch Hausbesuche?

sille64: Don't you dare tell me smoking is dangerous
LoveChecker: You're boring :/ Show us something :I
rockabilly123: Do you do domiciliary visits?

right thankyou Lily, so I'm guessing she was dressed up as a doctor or something lol.

just when I thought one guy broke my brain, another one turned up:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

sille64: Don't you dare tell me smoking is dangerous
LoveChecker: You're boring :/ Show us something :I
rockabilly123: Do you do domiciliary visits?

domiciliary visits. I kind of like that better than 'house calls.' :lol:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

The model is doing a cumshow with a fuck machine jack rabbiting away after she cranks it up to high. Lube is flying, her fingers rubbing a mile a minute. Her other hand is squeezing a breast so hard it looks like it will leave bruises, the redness only matched by the blush across her cheeks. And she's moaning so loud the neighbors across the street wake up.

I've lost track of how many times some doofus in the room will choose that moment to ask 'Does that feel good BB?'

Every time I just get an overwhelming urge to post the doh2 emote.

 

[LilyMarie]

sille64: Don't you dare tell me smoking is dangerous
LoveChecker: You're boring :/ Show us something :I
rockabilly123: Do you do domiciliary visits?

domiciliary visits. I kind of like that better than 'house calls.' :lol:

Well, crap >__>
I looked up Hausbesuche in 2 dictionaries, but 'house calls' just sounded so wrong for some reason...

 

[JordanBlack]

just when I thought one guy broke my brain, another one turned up:

:lol: maybe you didn't know that you might just be related with Mitt Romney, please Jup show us your magic mormon knickers :?

 

[Jupiter551]

:lol: maybe you didn't know that you might just be related with Mitt Romney, please Jup show us your magic mormon knickers :?

I would but... not wearing any, bb. *wink wink*

 

[LailaBaise]

sille64: Don't you dare tell me smoking is dangerous
LoveChecker: You're boring :/ Show us something :I
rockabilly123: Do you do domiciliary visits?

domiciliary visits. I kind of like that better than 'house calls.' :lol:

Well, crap >__>
I looked up Hausbesuche in 2 dictionaries, but 'house calls' just sounded so wrong for some reason...

Domiciliary is one of my favourite words. I especially like the way Scottish people say it. :?

 

[Jupiter551]

Running afoul of the joke police:

Gorilust: the silence of 840 stroking cocks ....
Jupiter551: oh god
ozziedude08: must be good water
Jupiter551: that sounds like a horror film title
Jupiter551: The Silence of the Cocks
cyguitarman: no jokes she's trying to cum!
jesse2727: Cum Hard
MacOfficial has tipped SexyPleasure1 50 tokens.
ozziedude08: yea jokes bit of a mood spoiler

 

[JordanBlack]

Running afoul of the joke police:

Gorilust: the silence of 840 stroking cocks ....
Jupiter551: oh god
ozziedude08: must be good water
Jupiter551: that sounds like a horror film title
Jupiter551: The Silence of the Cocks
cyguitarman: no jokes she's trying to cum!
jesse2727: Cum Hard
MacOfficial has tipped SexyPleasure1 50 tokens.
ozziedude08: yea jokes bit of a mood spoiler

:lol: I could totally imagine a Hitchcock-style, black & white movie called "The Silence of the Cocks", oh dear, the terror

 

[Jupiter551]

Running afoul of the joke police:

Gorilust: the silence of 840 stroking cocks ....
Jupiter551: oh god
ozziedude08: must be good water
Jupiter551: that sounds like a horror film title
Jupiter551: The Silence of the Cocks
cyguitarman: no jokes she's trying to cum!
jesse2727: Cum Hard
MacOfficial has tipped SexyPleasure1 50 tokens.
ozziedude08: yea jokes bit of a mood spoiler

:lol: I could totally imagine a Hitchcock-style, black & white movie called "The Silence of the Cocks", oh dear, the terror

lol I know right, and the model was laughing too but for the dudes it was srs bsnss :lol:

 

[Jessi]

THE WORLD IS NOT YET PREPARED FOR THIS GREATNESS

 

[Jupiter551]

sille64: Don't you dare tell me smoking is dangerous
LoveChecker: You're boring :/ Show us something :I
rockabilly123: Do you do domiciliary visits?

domiciliary visits. I kind of like that better than 'house calls.' :lol:

Well, crap >__>
I looked up Hausbesuche in 2 dictionaries, but 'house calls' just sounded so wrong for some reason...

Domiciliary is one of my favourite words. I especially like the way Scottish people say it. :?

now I need to look that up and hear what it sounds like lol

 

[RoseCavilla]

Member (who had 0 tokens): bb can u prove ur real? please bb stick three fingers in ur pussy to prove ur not a recording or else ill have to report u bb






I ignored him. Then he proceeded to PM me RELENTLESSLY. Argh...

 

[JordanBlack]

Member (who had 0 tokens): bb can u prove ur real? please bb stick three fingers in ur pussy to prove ur not a recording or else ill have to report u bb


I ignored him. Then he proceeded to PM me RELENTLESSLY. Argh...

:lol: I just iggy anyone that starts a conversation with bb.

And I found this, yesterday, as I was shopping and I had to get it :dance:

 

[mynameisbob84]

Apparently I'm a bitch because I won't give this guy my address. And this is after I told him the exact same thing in public chat when he asked where in NYC I am.

Just saw this :-D

I love how he asks for your address, gets denied and immediately throws his toys out the pram, but then questions whether he was too hasty in calling you a bitch and thinks maybe you'll be more receptive if he asks you a second time :?

 

[RoseCavilla]

This. Eek... Yes, I would not only lower my private's cost for you, but also do a fetish that is uncomfortable for me and violates the rules. For you, a stranger. Yes, bb.

 

[AmaranteTX]

Hmm, several days ago "will you do a pussy licking show with your dog on Skype?" Ewwww

 

[Anonymous]

Hmm, several days ago "will you do a pussy licking show with your dog on Skype?" Ewwww

Ew. There was actually a video (or photo?) of a girl doing that on Motherless a while back. Disgusting.

 

[SoTxBob]

pretty much just a WTF rant..
why the fuck do these idiot fan boys post shit like this in other models chats? IMO, it should be a total site ban for it....

nikkilover87: GUESTS: Check out this link for info on how to become a PREMIUM member for free so you can chat with this beautiful model! http://bit.ly/nikkiblog

 

[SoTxBob]

Hmm, several days ago "will you do a pussy licking show with your dog on Skype?" Ewwww

Ew. There was actually a video (or photo?) of a girl doing that on Motherless a while back. Disgusting.

Motherless used to have quite a bit of that along with other critter action as well..... Makes ya wonder about the men these women attract. Sloppy seconds to Fido or the horse... Gaaakk.
...part of why I never went back.

 

[VeronicaChaos]

sille64: Don't you dare tell me smoking is dangerous
LoveChecker: You're boring :/ Show us something :I
rockabilly123: Do you do domiciliary visits?

domiciliary visits. I kind of like that better than 'house calls.' :lol:

Well, crap >__>
I looked up Hausbesuche in 2 dictionaries, but 'house calls' just sounded so wrong for some reason...

YOU'RE SO CUTE. :-D

 

[ComicOzzie]

Running afoul of the joke police:

Gorilust: the silence of 840 stroking cocks ....
Jupiter551: oh god
ozziedude08: must be good water
Jupiter551: that sounds like a horror film title
Jupiter551: The Silence of the Cocks
cyguitarman: no jokes she's trying to cum!
jesse2727: Cum Hard
MacOfficial has tipped SexyPleasure1 50 tokens.
ozziedude08: yea jokes bit of a mood spoiler

I assume Gorilust is more turned on by the 840 stroking cocks than by what the model is doing. :whistle:

 

[AmaranteTX]

Hmm, several days ago "will you do a pussy licking show with your dog on Skype?" Ewwww

Ew. There was actually a video (or photo?) of a girl doing that on Motherless a while back. Disgusting.

It's so creepy. But I it is definitely among some of the most nasty. I've seen some things on my former site (cams dot com) that I wish I could take back forever. Took me too long to get to the ban button

 

[LadyLuna]

Hmm, several days ago "will you do a pussy licking show with your dog on Skype?" Ewwww

Ew. There was actually a video (or photo?) of a girl doing that on Motherless a while back. Disgusting.

Motherless used to have quite a bit of that along with other critter action as well..... Makes ya wonder about the men these women attract. Sloppy seconds to Fido or the horse... Gaaakk.
...part of why I never went back.

As of 6 months ago, I haven't seen any of them. (I check on them every so often, cause I like hentai, and they were one of the few places to find vore hentai... but people don't know how to tag stuff, so I had to hand-search things.)

Accounts I used to see which had those things seem to have been banned. So Motherless appears to be cleaning up their act.

 

[Jupiter551]

Walked into...wtf did I walk into...

Guest56538: if your mom looks that good get her on here....
Guest24671: where is she?
Guest54280: my mom is at work right now
Guest54280: i do make love to my mom
Guest54280: she is hot in bed
Guest54280: i am very lucky to make love to my mom she looks like aghatamilf
Guest54280: go and dance for us
Guest54280: show your nude body for us
Mr_Big_Dick22: show bum please