Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[LilyMarie]

A perfectly reasonable reply. :?

 

[Anonymous]

"I’d love to meet you, mammy, and dream to cum, I dream you made me back that ass."

LOL at 'mammy'. Are we back in the 1930s now?

 

[Teagan]

Hollywoodngu: so sweet hot boob me
Hollywoodngu: so u really me ucan my me please

I can usually decipher pretty good but damn that broke even my decoder ring skills.

Good luck trying to decipher this one then:

LUVAMISTRO: id LUV2mt u mamp en dreamz 2cum ire'em mk me bac dat azz u

I think Nordling got it pretty good.

Mami? Really dude? I get it can be a Hispanic thing to say like girls saying Papi but COME ON !!

 

[Nordling]

"I’d love to meet you, mammy, and dream to cum, I dream you made me back that ass."

LOL at 'mammy'. Are we back in the 1930s now?

Ha! He probably sits at his computer in blackface while singing Al Jolson tunes. lol

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

We're not sure what he was saying, but it was suggested that the language was "0/20."

playerz81: watch me do me
playerz81: i talk top mthe car
playerz81: why u live

 

[Rebecca Buck]

On twitter: "So nova, how's the va jay jay today?"

No. Just no. I am not giving you a status report on the batcave.

 

[Evvie]

We're not sure what he was saying, but it was suggested that the language was "0/20."

playerz81: watch me do me
playerz81: i talk top mthe car
playerz81: why u live

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

 

[Nordling]

Off topic, but I didn't want to start a unique thread for a one time question.... Is anyone having technical problems with MFC tonight? BrownFox can't PM and she's getting lots of freezes and stutters.

 

[Anonymous]

Is anyone having technical problems with MFC tonight? BrownFox can't PM and she's getting lots of freezes and stutters.

Yeah, I'm only on MFC 3 nights a week, and it's pretty upsetting to come back to the site and have TONS of issues. When I clicked on a member's name, the option to PM him or block him, etc. wouldn't show up. It was all screwed up. When I clicked on my 'Options' button to try to add names to the 'BANS' list, that Options menu was sort of frozen, and I couldn't do anything to get back to the chat room screen. I had to exit MFC SEVERAL times and log back on again. It's one of the worst 'tech issues' nights I've ever had on MFC.

 

[LilyMarie]

When I clicked on a member's name, the option to PM him or block him, etc. wouldn't show up. It was all screwed up. When I clicked on my 'Options' button to try to add names to the 'BANS' list, that Options menu was sort of frozen, and I couldn't do anything to get back to the chat room screen. I had to exit MFC SEVERAL times and log back on again. It's one of the worst 'tech issues' nights I've ever had on MFC.

Just wanted to say that I had exactly the same things happening to me last night. There must be something wrong with the broadcaster.

 

[Nordling]

Definitely unique. I'd not seen that particular combination of issues before.

 

[JordanBlack]

I've had the same issues with the model broadcaster, apparently the culprit it's the new Firefox update b/c the minute I switched to Comodo Dragon browser, everything was back to normal. Hope it helps

 

[RedHerby]

Received from a CC model, her first teeth fetish pvt

14:57] WEM/radamKa (private): i like teeth work mouth woman....you have any bad teeth?? any teeth hurt
...
[15] WEM/radamKa (private): but you dont have any plomb teeth?? any fixed- porcelaine -fake teeth- crown?

 

[Anonymous]

I've had the same issues with the model broadcaster, apparently the culprit it's the new Firefox update b/c the minute I switched to Comodo Dragon browser, everything was back to normal. Hope it helps

Thanks! I'll try going back to using Google Chrome with the model web broadcaster. If THAT doesn't work, I'll go back to using the dreaded model software. *gulps*

 

[ComicOzzie]

GdaySLUT: your a dumb bitch.

I'm betting she knows the difference between your and you're, Einstein. :roll:

 

[Deleted member 8603]

Sex Debris?

 

[Zosya]

Today one dude ask if I am black because I was listening hip hop ,normaly if I feel That people don't respect or making stupid comments I ban ,only meet few really mean guys guess I am lucky

 

[PlayboyMegan]

I couldn't find Luna's thread on hints members say that make you LOL. This would fit better in there. But "you're not a real Playboy model" had my room and myself laughing for quite a while.
But I really WTF hen guys say, "you're not a Playboy" No, I am not, but PlayboyModelMegan is too long of a name for my liking.

 

[LilyMarie]

(the picture's subject is a disgusting greenish-yellow weird-looking penis.)

..I posted the ask.fm link because that's how I wanted people to distract me. :crybaby:

 

[LilyMarie]

Same guy, after I blocked him on Twitter and told him he's disgusting:

:lol:

I'm just laughing so hard at the "you should be so lucky to get it" part. My cheeks hurt :| I want to stop laughing but I can't

edit: by the way this is the beautiful dick that I unfortunately can't have, boohoo: click at your own risk

 

[AmberCutie]

Same guy, after I blocked him on Twitter and told him he's disgusting:

:lol:

I'm just laughing so hard at the "you should be so lucky to get it" part. My cheeks hurt :| I want to stop laughing but I can't

edit: by the way this is the beautiful dick that I unfortunately can't have, boohoo: click at your own risk

1. That's a really hideous photo.
2. Just shows that some guys REALLY DO think this way. It's so mind boggling. "I'm showing you my limp cock, you should feel honored." I'm sorry but this sort of mindset just shows you have mental issues, dude.

 

[Evvie]

Same guy, after I blocked him on Twitter and told him he's disgusting:

:lol:

I'm just laughing so hard at the "you should be so lucky to get it" part. My cheeks hurt :| I want to stop laughing but I can't

edit: by the way this is the beautiful dick that I unfortunately can't have, boohoo: click at your own risk

I looked and now I'm sad

 

[Nordling]

LOL Amber.

* Limp JAUNDICED cock.

 

[Anonymous]

Same guy, after I blocked him on Twitter and told him he's disgusting:

:lol:

I'm just laughing so hard at the "you should be so lucky to get it" part. My cheeks hurt :| I want to stop laughing but I can't

Yup, because fucking yourself on cam for money makes you a "hoe" who is SUPPOSED to receive/look at limp dick photos from random guys. That's BRILLIANT, bxx181!

edit: by the way this is the beautiful dick that I unfortunately can't have, boohoo: click at your own risk

Thank God I'm not eating.

 

[Shaun__]

Same guy, after I blocked him on Twitter and told him he's disgusting:

:lol:

I'm just laughing so hard at the "you should be so lucky to get it" part. My cheeks hurt :| I want to stop laughing but I can't

edit: by the way this is the beautiful dick that I unfortunately can't have, boohoo: click at your own risk

Why do these kind of people never understand the difference between showing things people ask to see, and randomly showing your junk to strangers with no warning. Also I expected something more impressive after the way he was bragging. :snooty:

 

[Nordling]

:lol: Hey, I was pretty impressed that some guy with a gangrenous dick took the time to Tweet a photo of it just before it drops off.

 

[bob]

:lol: Hey, I was pretty impressed that some guy with a gangrenous dick took the time to Tweet a photo of it just before it drops off.

lol.....didn't have "the pleasure" of a viewing.....but your description cracked me up :thumbleft:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Same guy, after I blocked him on Twitter and told him he's disgusting:

:lol:

I'm just laughing so hard at the "you should be so lucky to get it" part. My cheeks hurt :| I want to stop laughing but I can't

edit: by the way this is the beautiful dick that I unfortunately can't have, boohoo: click at your own risk

Guys who love their own cocks are not gay at all. Nope.

 

[ComicOzzie]

pimpdaddy2k8: add my skype girls.. louisoneill1995..20yr old.. no ladds!!

Damn, I want to add your Skype too, pimpdaddy! :crybaby:

 

[Celeste]

Same guy, after I blocked him on Twitter and told him he's disgusting:

:lol:

I'm just laughing so hard at the "you should be so lucky to get it" part. My cheeks hurt :| I want to stop laughing but I can't

edit: by the way this is the beautiful dick that I unfortunately can't have, boohoo: click at your own risk

I clicked it. WHY DID I CLICK IT :crybaby: