Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[curvyredhead]

I half wana stalk you, and half wana kidnap you

Is this how some premiums feel?

On that note...

I'll stop.

 

[AmberCutie]

Yeah, that sounds very strange. Maybe he was calling you greedy?

It was a typo, he meant hot, apparently. Also the rest of the conversation went like this:

"I think you're really hot and we should talk more"

"no I'm sorry, you're looking for free interaction, and while I'm nice, you won't find me giving away free sex chat. cam girls get paid for their time and entertainment. A cam girl is NOT what you're looking for."

"just don't need to pay for that. Sorry"

"Ok, no need for you to see my sexy tweets any more, either. " /block

 

[Anonymous]

"just don't need to pay for that. Sorry"

"Ok, no need for you to see my sexy tweets any more, either. " /block

HAHA...I love it!

Saying "I don't pay for pussy" (or something similar) is one of the dumbest things you could say to a cam model. Might as well be saying "I don't intend on ever spending a dime on you, so I'm just gonna hang out and enjoy all the free pics/tits and ass."

 

[Nordling]

"just don't need to pay for that. Sorry"

"Ok, no need for you to see my sexy tweets any more, either. " /block

HAHA...I love it!

Saying "I don't pay for pussy" (or something similar) is one of the dumbest things you could say to a cam model. Might as well be saying "I don't intend on ever spending a dime on you, so I'm just gonna hang out and enjoy all the free pics/tits and ass."

lol I took a look at his tweet stream. He appears to be one of those morons who spend hours every day making lewd comments to women he doesn't know in any way.

 

[ComicOzzie]

womanslord: i'm ready to click pvt as soon as you just slid eone finger in pussy once here to tease

 

[Jupiter551]

lol I took a look at his tweet stream. He appears to be one of those morons who spend hours every day making lewd comments to women he doesn't know in any way.

lol precisely so he's like "wow I can send obscene texts all day I'm not paying for that!" :hand:

 

[Kunra9]

Earlier today, TJHeart was doing a monkey-rocker show.

She was on it, the dildo was inside, she was going back and forth, making cool noises.

She hadn't updated her topic when the countdown was over, it said "268 tokens til cum show"

It was plainly obvious to any sane person that she was DOING the show. Yet some guy tipped 25 tokens then asked her to update topic. lol

She said something like... "If you can't tell that this IS the show, then you have the lowest IQ on MFC"

 

[LilyMarie]

dvdgricar: now you need 10 tall guys around you
dvdgricar: tall guys have lots and lots of cum
dvdgricar: 10 guys would make your face and hair soak and wet
dvdgricar: dripping wet with lots of cummmmm all over
dvdgricar: your mouth would explode with cummm with 10 GUYS
dvdgricar: then 10 guys would explode inside your pussy
dvdgricar: your pusssy would squirt with cummm from 10 guys

 

[Anonymous]

Yup, Lily wins in this thread, hands down! LOL.

 

[helloimc]

dvdgricar: now you need 10 tall guys around you
dvdgricar: tall guys have lots and lots of cum
dvdgricar: 10 guys would make your face and hair soak and wet
dvdgricar: dripping wet with lots of cummmmm all over
dvdgricar: your mouth would explode with cummm with 10 GUYS
dvdgricar: then 10 guys would explode inside your pussy
dvdgricar: your pusssy would squirt with cummm from 10 guys

10 GUYS :-o :icon-lol:

 

[FrenchKitty]

dvdgricar: now you need 10 tall guys around you
dvdgricar: tall guys have lots and lots of cum
dvdgricar: 10 guys would make your face and hair soak and wet
dvdgricar: dripping wet with lots of cummmmm all over
dvdgricar: your mouth would explode with cummm with 10 GUYS
dvdgricar: then 10 guys would explode inside your pussy
dvdgricar: your pusssy would squirt with cummm from 10 guys

10 GUYS :-o :icon-lol:

Is this gay? Are there a lot of gay men on MFC trying to convince themselves they're straight, who can only get off to the sound of "10 guys at once" or "huge cock"? I'm starting to feel confused I swear.
On another note, I think I'm slowly learning to differenciate the trolls (whom it's ok to be a smartass to) and the poor dude who legitimately has a low IQ, it's not his fault, and whom it's not cool to make fun of.
Troll : (2 days ago) *in french* : "you don't even speak french you fucking whore".
my answer: *in french* : get the fuck off my chatroom you fucking asshole" (classy I know)
I don't have a proper example of Poor-dude-it's-not-his-fault but I think 10 guys up there qualifies ^^

 

[Nordling]

Yeah, the whole Bukkake thing seems gay to me.

 

[LadyLuna]

Yeah, the whole Bukkake thing seems gay to me.

That and the whole, how the fuck do 10 guys get in the pussy at once? thing. They'd have to be interwoven with each over bodily just to get all 10 dicks close to the pussy!

 

[inkydoo]

Clearly not a member, nor will ever be, but still a WTF moment on Twitter.

What a hogs guy. He sounds so hogs. I wish I was as hogs as him. I'm gonna go hogs my hogs. Hogs you all.

(I don't know what hogs means but I'm confident I've used it in the right context at least once during that sentence)

Well, he's clearly streets ahead

 

[LilyMarie]

Yeah, the whole Bukkake thing seems gay to me.

(...) They'd have to be interwoven with each over bodily (...)

Rule 34...

 

[effie_love]

Yeah, the whole Bukkake thing seems gay to me.

yeah a guy asked me if i could imagine 400 guys in my room with me :? my response was pretty sure if you tried to fit 40 guys in my room, you'd be piled on top of each other.

the other day though, i got a pm from some guy and it was alone the lines of "omg you look just like my daughter and i'm getting turned on. is that weird?"
yes, it's fucking weird and let me go barf now :angry4:

 

[UncleThursday]

Yeah, the whole Bukkake thing seems gay to me.

That and the whole, how the fuck do 10 guys get in the pussy at once? thing. They'd have to be interwoven with each over bodily just to get all 10 dicks close to the pussy!

I'd be deathly scared of any woman who could take 10 average size cocks at once, too.

 

[Kunra9]

Yeah, the whole Bukkake thing seems gay to me.

That and the whole, how the fuck do 10 guys get in the pussy at once? thing. They'd have to be interwoven with each over bodily just to get all 10 dicks close to the pussy!

Oh thanks! Thanks a lot!

I was originally just disgusted and mortified by the 10 guys story, but now I can't stop trying to solve this riddle.

 

[mynameisbob84]

dvdgricar: now you need 10 tall guys around you
dvdgricar: tall guys have lots and lots of cum
dvdgricar: 10 guys would make your face and hair soak and wet
dvdgricar: dripping wet with lots of cummmmm all over
dvdgricar: your mouth would explode with cummm with 10 GUYS
dvdgricar: then 10 guys would explode inside your pussy
dvdgricar: your pusssy would squirt with cummm from 10 guys

It's true. Our long legs are just full of surplus cum.

 

[ScarletVixen]

dvdgricar: now you need 10 tall guys around you
dvdgricar: tall guys have lots and lots of cum
dvdgricar: 10 guys would make your face and hair soak and wet
dvdgricar: dripping wet with lots of cummmmm all over
dvdgricar: your mouth would explode with cummm with 10 GUYS
dvdgricar: then 10 guys would explode inside your pussy
dvdgricar: your pusssy would squirt with cummm from 10 guys

It's true. Our long legs are just full of surplus cum.

LIES! I dated a 6' 5" guy and his legs had normal stuff...bones...blood....nothing cool. :crybaby:

 

[touchbunny]

Feel out of place speaking here being new to these parts and all. Anyone else have this lovely frenchie too? Because I adore him but can't tell what the hell he's saying half the time.

"probably a few younger for ride love ... [] with man win precious nipples with champagne in same time. Booom double effect"

Boooom double effect has become a staple in my vocabulary.

 

[LilyMarie]

Hollywoodngu: so sweet hot boob me
Hollywoodngu: so u really me ucan my me please

 

[Teagan]

Hollywoodngu: so sweet hot boob me
Hollywoodngu: so u really me ucan my me please

I can usually decipher pretty good but damn that broke even my decoder ring skills.

 

[Nordling]

Hollywoodngu: so sweet hot boob me
Hollywoodngu: so u really me ucan my me please

I can usually decipher pretty good but damn that broke even my decoder ring skills.

:-D Wild guess:

"You're a sweet lady. Show me your hot breasts."
"Please be mine, REALLY!"

 

[LilyMarie]

I just love how he managed to bring different forms of the word 'I' into the last sentence three times.

 

[Deleted member 8603]

dukeyd: lookn too fine sexy
i wanna motorboat them babies
bbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

yeababe....suck that gay cock

DIRTY SEX CHAIR!!!!

Tonight was a gold mine. :lol: :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

matthieutiou: I wish u let me fuck your holes
matthieutiou: let me cum in your mouth and let it spill by you'r nose

Who said romance was dead?

 

[ComicOzzie]

Hollywoodngu: so sweet hot boob me
Hollywoodngu: so u really me ucan my me please

I can usually decipher pretty good but damn that broke even my decoder ring skills.

Good luck trying to decipher this one then:

LUVAMISTRO: id LUV2mt u mamp en dreamz 2cum ire'em mk me bac dat azz u

 

[LadyLuna]

Good luck trying to decipher this one then:

LUVAMISTRO: id LUV2mt u mamp en dreamz 2cum ire'em mk me bac dat azz u

I got as far as "I'd love to meet you". Can't figure out the rest though.

 

[Nordling]

:lol: Another wild guess:

"I’d love to meet you, mammy, and dream to cum, I dream you made me back that ass."