Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[ComicOzzie]

stiffrod76: cam on, dildo in ass 4u alice

Coincidentally, I also like to do this on Christmas Eve morning. Gets me in the festive mood. :dance:

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I'm so happy when I see the names of these morons so I can ban them before they even get into my room.

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

stiffrod76: cam on, dildo in ass 4u alice

Coincidentally, I also like to do this on Christmas Eve morning. Gets me in the festive mood. :dance:

I have two thoughts on this guy (stiffrod76, not Ozzie):

- It's sort of nice that he's willing to do this sort of thing himself before asking a model to do it. At least he practices what he (perhaps) preaches.

- If I had to respond to him, I might say something like, "Ooh, nice, bb. And you know what really would get me hot? If you cuffed your hands behind your back, so you can't type."

 

[KayleePond]

This member came into my room on my second day and randomly started spewing that I was a selfish, egotistical bitch who only cares about myself and personal gain. I was pretty surprised because I had never interacted with him at all. I banned him but his ban ran out and I forgot to redo it. I saw him hanging out in my room and called him out on randomly flipping the fuck out before and he said he was so, so sorry and that he had obviously been very wrong about me. I thought about just rebanning but figured I give him a chance. Then this:

zeppelinfanc: maybe give me a suggestion for story idea?
zeppelinfanc: culd u help?
KayleePond: Sadly I'm about to log off!
KayleePond: What sort of story?
zeppelinfanc: its an adventure
zeppelinfanc: base story is a traveling hobo
KayleePond: Cool (waiting for the rest of the info)
zeppelinfanc: grr soo much for helping!
zeppelinfanc: i guess the only person u help/care for is urself
KayleePond: Umm
KayleePond: what?
KayleePond: Are you seriously doing this again?

I say he's crazy, as politely as I can.

zeppelinfanc: i'm not ur stuck up spoiled brat!
zeppelinfanc: with a big ego!
zeppelinfanc: who benefits herself and boasts her ego
KayleePond: Dude

zeppelinfanc: why am i banned
zeppelinfanc: hmm
zeppelinfanc: not very nice hun
:lol:

He is fucking NUTS!

 

[Ann_Sulu]

"Ooh, nice, bb. And you know what really would get me hot? If you cuffed your hands behind your back, so you can't type."

I'm stealing this! :-D

 

[mynameisbob84]

This member came into my room on my second day and randomly started spewing that I was a selfish, egotistical bitch who only cares about myself and personal gain. I was pretty surprised because I had never interacted with him at all. I banned him but his ban ran out and I forgot to redo it. I saw him hanging out in my room and called him out on randomly flipping the fuck out before and he said he was so, so sorry and that he had obviously been very wrong about me. I thought about just rebanning but figured I give him a chance. Then this:

zeppelinfanc: maybe give me a suggestion for story idea?
zeppelinfanc: culd u help?
KayleePond: Sadly I'm about to log off!
KayleePond: What sort of story?
zeppelinfanc: its an adventure
zeppelinfanc: base story is a traveling hobo
KayleePond: Cool (waiting for the rest of the info)
zeppelinfanc: grr soo much for helping!
zeppelinfanc: i guess the only person u help/care for is urself
KayleePond: Umm
KayleePond: what?
KayleePond: Are you seriously doing this again?

I say he's crazy, as politely as I can.

zeppelinfanc: i'm not ur stuck up spoiled brat!
zeppelinfanc: with a big ego!
zeppelinfanc: who benefits herself and boasts her ego
KayleePond: Dude

zeppelinfanc: why am i banned
zeppelinfanc: hmm
zeppelinfanc: not very nice hun
:lol:

He is fucking NUTS!

Anger management might benefit this dood :?

 

[Alexandra Cole]

zeppelinfanc: i'm not ur stuck up spoiled brat!

It's always entertaining when a demanding stranger gets pissy when he doesn't get what he wants, pitches a full-on toddler-in-the-candy-aisle temper tantrum, then calls you a brat.

Not a lot of self-awareness among those guys.

 

[LilyMarie]

I was just guest-perving on JessiD before getting on cam...

naughtyon: might do a private
Jessi: "I don't do private shows, sorry"
naughtyon: show me why i should

:shock:

 

[IsabellaSnow]

I was just guest-perving on JessiD before getting on cam...

naughtyon: might do a private
Jessi: "I don't do private shows, sorry"
naughtyon: show me why i should

:shock:

Lol love it when guys think offering a private is like the nicest thing they could do for you!

 

[ComicOzzie]

Yeah, I saw a guy in HotTouchx's room asking her if she had a schoolgirl outfit. When she said yes, he told her to go put it on and if he liked what he saw, he would take her private.

BANNED.

 

[Anonymous]

Lol love it when guys think offering a private is like the nicest thing they could do for you!

I used to have an MFC regular who would take me private, and then later ask "Can I get custom pics of your ass since I took you private?" Sorry, it doesn't work that way. I did my part in the private show, and THAT is what you paid for. If you want custom pics, you need to just tip for that in public chat. That "I did you a favor by taking you private, so hook me up with some custom pics" bullshit is ridiculous.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

eredito5: my cam is errected 90 degrees

 

[Jessi]

I was just guest-perving on JessiD before getting on cam...

naughtyon: might do a private
Jessi: "I don't do private shows, sorry"
naughtyon: show me why i should

:shock:

Lol love it when guys think offering a private is like the nicest thing they could do for you!

Theres also the "Since Im getting all of your videos (for the price of one of them!), can you throw in your new picset for free? its christmas"
Never saw a tip from that guy. I'm not the Salvation Army dude...


Also, this guy came in today

would u have a baby for money

and a few minutes later

i really want a baby

The funny thing is, it wasn't an out-of-the-blue troll question. This guy was asking lots of dumb questions all night, never been on MFC before and didnt seem too keen on figuring it out himself. He was tipping though, which makes it kind of weirder.

 

[Kunra9]

How about when the model is off-camera for a minute and someone types "Where did you go?"

Who exactly is that question directed to? The chair? Maybe they're putting the question there for when she gets back, but you don't know how long that will be and it may scroll off before her return. And he said "where did you go?" So he's certainly not asking his fellow pervs.

So this question is just irritating.

He's clearly asking the model, that is not present, so is unable to answer.

However if she WAS there to answer the question, he wouldn't be asking it.

So if he's not asking the question, she doesn't need to be there to answer anything and can go ahead and leave camera for a minute.
Which will then prompt him to ask the question to which she cannot answer.

And now we've created some weird paradox that is just too damn deep for a porn site.

This is why "open bobs bb" is greatly preferred to proper sentence structure and punctuation.

 

[Anonymous]

How about when the model is off-camera for a minute and someone types "Where did you go?"

It's interesting how the public chat can be completely silent and not conversating when the model is IN FRONT OF the cam, and then the moment she walks out of the room to do something, it's like "Where are you, bb? We can't see you!" Where did she goooo???" LOL.

 

[LilyMarie]

It's even funnier when a model goes group and someone asks 'Where did she go', as if he can't see the big green 'I am currently in a group show!' screen.
lol. She went to a better place, where you freeloader can't see her anymore, that's where she went. :dance:

 

[ComicOzzie]

How about when the model is off-camera for a minute and someone types "Where did you go?"

Who exactly is that question directed to? The chair? Maybe they're putting the question there for when she gets back, but you don't know how long that will be and it may scroll off before her return. And he said "where did you go?" So he's certainly not asking his fellow pervs.

So this question is just irritating.

He's clearly asking the model, that is not present, so is unable to answer.

However if she WAS there to answer the question, he wouldn't be asking it.

So if he's not asking the question, she doesn't need to be there to answer anything and can go ahead and leave camera for a minute.
Which will then prompt him to ask the question to which she cannot answer.

And now we've created some weird paradox that is just too damn deep for a porn site.

This is why "open bobs bb" is greatly preferred to proper sentence structure and punctuation.

Speaking of mind-bogglingly dumb questions, I saw a member ask a model: "Are you working on MFC today"? while she was working on MFC.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Qool_: DA WHOLE GIRL SO SO PERFECT
Qool_: LOVE DA TANLINES K
Qool_: LOVE DA GORGEOUS SMILE LOVIE

1) Typing in all-caps
2) Using DA instead of THE
3) babbling generic platitudes without tipping

Conclusion: Asshat.

 

[Anonymous]

Look at the very first post at the top, and then the last post (the model's response). LMFAO!

 

[ScarletVixen]

How about when the model is off-camera for a minute and someone types "Where did you go?"

Who exactly is that question directed to? The chair? Maybe they're putting the question there for when she gets back, but you don't know how long that will be and it may scroll off before her return. And he said "where did you go?" So he's certainly not asking his fellow pervs.

So this question is just irritating.

He's clearly asking the model, that is not present, so is unable to answer.

However if she WAS there to answer the question, he wouldn't be asking it.

So if he's not asking the question, she doesn't need to be there to answer anything and can go ahead and leave camera for a minute.
Which will then prompt him to ask the question to which she cannot answer.

And now we've created some weird paradox that is just too damn deep for a porn site.

This is why "open bobs bb" is greatly preferred to proper sentence structure and punctuation.

I keep coming back to this thread to re-read this post, I love it :lol:

 

[LilyMarie]

Some guy I don't know PMs me on MFC while I'm not broadcasting.

Soundgarden: hey hey, long time no see
LilyMarie: hi, did you change your name? i don't recognize you.
Soundgarden: jep diidnt like the other name anymore
Soundgarden: u remmeber me ??


How am I supposed to remember him without knowing what his old name was.....
From his way of writing? lol no. That's how 67% of the guys on MFC write.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

i would mount that rack on my living room wall for all to see

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

Some guy I don't know PMs me on MFC while I'm not broadcasting.

Soundgarden: hey hey, long time no see
LilyMarie: hi, did you change your name? i don't recognize you.
Soundgarden: jep diidnt like the other name anymore
Soundgarden: u remmeber me ??


How am I supposed to remember him without knowing what his old name was.....
From his way of writing? lol no. That's how 67% of the guys on MFC write.

There's a guy on MFC that likes to ask a model if she remembers him. Then it comes out that he changed his name. He refuses to say what it was, and then goes on to act offended that she doesn't know him. I can't remember the name he was using when I saw him, but I've seen him do it to at least three models. I had the urge to beat him soundly with a large fish.

 

[Anonymous]

There's a guy on MFC that likes to ask a model if she remembers him. Then it comes out that he changed his name. He refuses to say what it was, and then goes on to act offended that she doesn't know him. I can't remember the name he was using when I saw him, but I've seen him do it to at least three models. I had the urge to beat him soundly with a large fish.

There's a member on MFC named TOO_BAD who did this exact thing. He changed his name, then came into my room acting like I'm supposed to know who he is. I "guessed" incorrectly, and he got all offended and was like "No, I'm NOT that guy (referring to another member)!" Then he made a rude comment about that particular member. I told him that's not cool, and he went psycho and left me this MFC Mail.

Don't change your premium name all the damn time if you're gonna get your Hanes in a twist when models don't know who you are. Pick a fucking screen name, and stick to it.....

 

[Nordling]

Ha, and his English is so wonderful. Another loser who thinks saying, "jus' bein' real" makes it okay to say any jacked up nonsense that comes steaming out of his feverish brain pan.

 

[Heidi]

The first 5 minutes of my Christmas night on cam, with guests/basics still on

Guest: tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits
peytonkraus7: hey miss heidi how much would it cost for one night with you?
Shannon12390: can you kick me in the Nuts like Katy Perry?
verma007700: hye
verma007700: your look is bad
mrsdick1: can i see ur feet?
verma007700: why you not remove your top
verma007700: tel me
nick30000: did u get raped hun?
Heidis_Llama: thats a convo starter
Twenty_Two: LMAO
nick30000: well most girls got raped ;P)
nick30000: most girls here*
Shannon12390: have you ever kicked or hurt a guy in the Nuts b4?
Good4uNu: anonymity makes people lose their minds
tumak: all of them...
captmid: All of them..ban button
Guest: give us a gift :3
verma007700: show me boos i am fucking you
musicmatt86: yeah bro, not the best ice breaker
nick30000: nd thts how u get her to notice a basic
zoodlewurdle: whatthe hell did I just walk in on LOL
lime55: Heidi just knew i was rapped
verma007700: i am fucking you
JUNKER_CM: Internet anonimity allows people to be fucktards I suppose
rasmasrox: hello lady are you blow my penis?
Rd121415: are you wet cutie?
comanditoxxx: you are fron peru
Heidis_Llama: hello lady are you blow my penis
Rd121415: is your pussy wet ?
comanditoxxx: you are
Guest: lol are u blow my penis... wow
Heidis_Llama: i am gonna start using that when i go to dennys
SuomyX: I used, "Hey do you know how i know we are going to have sex....CAUSE IM STRONGER THEN YOU"
musicmatt86: you know how to land in prison Suomy?
musicmatt86: give it a minute
MintCrunch55: what's up fellow basics
Heidis_Llama: i did use hey you have sexy skin can i wear it as a meat suit
xeddy: Can you show your tights? They look sexy. Like a zebra.
Guest: merry xmas xD
Karlove793: people are stupid drunk and don't realize they are not writing a letter to themselves, but they are on a cam chat.
comanditoxxx: mestrame language that excites me
Guest: i know i am hahah
Twenty_Two: i wonder what zebra taste like...
Heidis_Llama: zebras are sexy???
swaga1234: WHAT THAT
Twenty_Two: and im mostly sober
musicmatt86: i don't condone such activity
Guest: who isnt drunk
slammywh: not me
musicmatt86: publicly
Guest: tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits
Twenty_Two: because the liquor stores are closed...
xBigPoppax54: shits gettin weird
Guest: well said guest
IrishDan619: im not and im irish
IrishDan619: my god
PHO3N1X: depends on who is wearing the zebra
Maranzano: your cunt stinks

Could not stop laughing.

 

[Rose]

:shock: :? :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

naterider: to bad mfc doesn't reward GENIOUS

I'm pretty sure naterider still would not be rewarded...

 

[LilyMarie]

Today was the first time in forever that someone tried to troll me using my looks...

gokartman: im sure you only date hot men even though you do look average with makeup
Me: something like 'I've dated different kinds of men before, but the guy I'm with at the moment happens to be pretty hot I think!'
gokartman: i mean hot men will still have sex with average women
Me: 'I know I'm average, I don't understand what your point is'
gokartman: men will still bang small boobed women
gokartman: and that nose
gokartman: its so big
Me: 'I know, unlike your dick' *ban*

He sends me a PM.

gokartman: you are just mad you are being called out for being shallow
LilyMarie: lol SHALLOW? Do you know anything about me? no..
gokartman: its cool you will still get hot men to bang you


I don't get what his point was at all
Telling me that I can have hot guys in the future even though I have a big nose / small boobs..? Thanks for reassuring me, I guess?

 

[Kunra9]

It seems to me that if you ban someone, it should also include an ignore so they can't PM you. Hm.