Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Rose]

:love5: Awww thanks bb! The feeling is mutual!

I seriously hope so! Sometimes I don't know what these people expect. "Teehee oh no I would probably stroke it and then give you a super sexy blow job right there in the street for everyone to see!!" *eyeroll*

I guess I should have said, "I hope he gets limp dick for the rest of the day!" :lol: That's usually my sentiments when I see crap like that.

"Hmm, what can I say that would totally kill this person's boner because they asked a ridiculous question? "

 

[Jupiter551]

manni: PREE UR BOOBS HARDLY

 

[Diana Blake]

Dozens of different freeloaders: I miss you bb. When will you come back to MFC?

Me: Well, if I make 2000tks in offline tips during the week I'll sign in on my day off to do an MFC show

DoDF: But I miss just talking to you. I don't need a show, bb

 

[Daniella_Lixx]

step on me like I'm an insect

 

[MissyLuvsU]

Said in the middle of an oil and cum show in Lily's room:

 

[HotAndScottish]

Can't copy the pic for some reason but here's a link
https://twitter.com/AdultworkProbz/stat ... 9725090816

I want to high five this model.

 

[LilyMarie]

gaanm: your Love juice collected in a bottle, I drink a gulp , cocktail of the highest

gaanm: stickiness increases, yarn, yarn

gaanm: Please forgive me for my rude

 

[LilyMarie]

HollieCakes is camming from her car with her friend while driving.

mmom12m: it would ne awsome if they just crashed and died and the cam still going on
hothotcream: um mmom, that's not so awesome
mmom12m: true, i would lose my boner that would be terrible

A whole different level of WTF -.-

 

[IsabellaSnow]

HollieCakes is camming from her car with her friend while driving.

mmom12m: it would ne awsome if they just crashed and died and the cam still going on
hothotcream: um mmom, that's not so awesome
mmom12m: true, i would lose my boner that would be terrible

A whole different level of WTF -.-

:shock:

 

[Jupiter551]

HollieCakes is camming from her car with her friend while driving.

mmom12m: it would ne awsome if they just crashed and died and the cam still going on
hothotcream: um mmom, that's not so awesome
mmom12m: true, i would lose my boner that would be terrible

A whole different level of WTF -.-

:shock:

uhh psycho alert

 

[JickyJuly]

gaanm: your Love juice collected in a bottle, I drink a gulp , cocktail of the highest

gaanm: stickiness increases, yarn, yarn

gaanm: Please forgive me for my rude

This made me giggle. That dude is welcome in my room anytime.

 

[Jupiter551]

gaanm: your Love juice collected in a bottle, I drink a gulp , cocktail of the highest

gaanm: stickiness increases, yarn, yarn

gaanm: Please forgive me for my rude

This made me giggle. That dude is welcome in my room anytime.

yarn, yarn

 

[Anonymous]

He got his panties all in a twist just because I said "No, I'm not into that sort of thing."

BLOCKED!

 

[Anonymous]

I don't wanna choke on toys, but I WILL choke your chicken instead...if you want.

 

[LilyMarie]

newbedfordff: HOLY FUCK YOU ARE DROP DEAD SEXY...i would fuck you with the wife watching filling out the divorce papers.

 

[JustHoneyKiss]

WTF moment, "Will you fuck yourself with a crucifix, blaspheme the bible, and curse Jesus for tokens?"

WOWSERS. Holy troller.

 

[VeronicaChaos]

WTF moment, "Will you fuck yourself with a crucifix, blaspheme the bible, and curse Jesus for tokens?"

WOWSERS. Holy troller.

I don't really think that's WTF...I believe I've done privates with this guy, and he's just fine. I love them!

Everyone has different fetishes, and as long as they're not hurting anyone, there's nothing wrong with it.

 

[LaceyRoyce]

WTF moment, "Will you fuck yourself with a crucifix, blaspheme the bible, and curse Jesus for tokens?"

WOWSERS. Holy troller.

yup i know this guy... done a pvt with him.

 

[Diana Blake]

I'm sitting in my room on SM talking about how I keep tripping on high heels because I'd done a high heel parade earlier in the shift and some guy jumps in with this. He was really sweet and polite and I kinda felt bad about turning him down but this was just a little too weird for me. And dude...I love my shoes, they make me real person sized!

Dude: Hey, do you have lotion too?
Me: Yes, I do. (start telling some random story)
Dude: OMG! So, I have a really specific fetish, can you help me?
Me: Maybe, let me know what it is and I'll see what I can do for you.
Dude: Okay, it's complicated but I want you to fill one of your shoes full of lotion and then step in and have lotion pour out everywhere. Then tell me how good it feels squishing between your toes and how much you like the squelching sound when you take a step. Can you do that?

My poor shoes! And he was interested in the red suede pair! I had to turn him down on the point that I wasn't going to ruin my shoes for him. His response?

Dude: How attached are you to your shirt? Can you get that messy?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

He got his panties all in a twist just because I said "No, I'm not into that sort of thing."

BLOCKED!

He probably would have called you the exact same thing had you said yes.

 

[LilyMarie]

I'm sitting in my room on SM talking about how I keep tripping on high heels because I'd done a high heel parade earlier in the shift and some guy jumps in with this. He was really sweet and polite and I kinda felt bad about turning him down but this was just a little too weird for me. And dude...I love my shoes, they make me real person sized!

Dude: Hey, do you have lotion too?
Me: Yes, I do. (start telling some random story)
Dude: OMG! So, I have a really specific fetish, can you help me?
Me: Maybe, let me know what it is and I'll see what I can do for you.
Dude: Okay, it's complicated but I want you to fill one of your shoes full of lotion and then step in and have lotion pour out everywhere. Then tell me how good it feels squishing between your toes and how much you like the squelching sound when you take a step. Can you do that?

My poor shoes! And he was interested in the red suede pair! I had to turn him down on the point that I wasn't going to ruin my shoes for him. His response?

Dude: How attached are you to your shirt? Can you get that messy?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't think I would mind getting a shirt lotiony I have a bunch of 5€ H&M tank tops that I can live without. I'd totally do that in a trueprivate with an additional tip up front.
Never with shoes though!

 

[JustHoneyKiss]

WTF moment, "Will you fuck yourself with a crucifix, blaspheme the bible, and curse Jesus for tokens?"

WOWSERS. Holy troller.

I don't really think that's WTF...I believe I've done privates with this guy, and he's just fine. I love them!

Everyone has different fetishes, and as long as they're not hurting anyone, there's nothing wrong with it.

I am very open to all ideas, but my initial mental response was literally, "What the fuck?" That is a rarity in my world. My head raced with wonder at his motive. Trolling, joking, serious? I ended up smiling and asking him politely to pm me and we could further discuss his fantasy. I believe that was my 4th day camming. Not sure if anyone will be able to stun me as he did, but am looking forward to the day.

 

[Shaun__]

WTF moment, "Will you fuck yourself with a crucifix, blaspheme the bible, and curse Jesus for tokens?"

WOWSERS. Holy troller.

I don't really think that's WTF...I believe I've done privates with this guy, and he's just fine. I love them!

Everyone has different fetishes, and as long as they're not hurting anyone, there's nothing wrong with it.

I am very open to all ideas, but my initial mental response was literally, "What the fuck?" That is a rarity in my world. My head raced with wonder at his motive. Trolling, joking, serious? I ended up smiling and asking him politely to pm me and we could further discuss his fantasy. I believe that was my 4th day camming. Not sure if anyone will be able to stun me as he did, but am looking forward to the day.

It must be sorta popular, there is a wide assortment of sex toys with a religious inspiration.

 

[curvyredhead]

Some men just dont get it

 

[Jessi]

Some men just dont get it

This is the part where you go

I COST MONEY
:lol:

 

[LuckySmiles]

earlier...

JesusSaves: hey yo I'm with my friend here can you tell her there's good money in doing this?

meh hey ummm I think you picked the wrong name for this?

JesusSaves: yo what the fuck you talking bout

awesome regular member: Holy shit Jesus is pimping camgirls now?! the world IS ending!

kinda hadda be there...but I couldn't stop laughing... :lol:

 

[ScarletVixen]

This guy on my twitter has made multiple jokes about how when the "world ends" he and I would somehow get together, fuck and repopulate it.

I posted a link to the song "It's the End if The World as we know it" and he jumped in with his usual joke, I played along a bit, but then it got a little odd...

 

[Diana Blake]

I'm not sure he actually knows what "Turning tricks" means. He seems to think it means trying different positions or something...

 

[LilyMarie]

in Stacy_Doll's room

aznX2joy: doll sup sexy how u been
aznX2joy: doll u aint talking2me anymore now why
aznX2joy: doll i thought we was cool sexyy
aznX2joy: doll why u stuckup up
aznX2joy: 2sexy2talk2 hmm u a 9piece i c
aznX2joy: doll u need2try contact blk and blk hair eyebrow yeah i no u

 

[Nordling]

in Stacy_Doll's room

aznX2joy: doll sup sexy how u been
aznX2joy: doll u aint talking2me anymore now why
aznX2joy: doll i thought we was cool sexyy
aznX2joy: doll why u stuckup up
aznX2joy: 2sexy2talk2 hmm u a 9piece i c
aznX2joy: doll u need2try contact blk and blk hair eyebrow yeah i no u

Definitely a WTF? moment. lol