Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Jupiter551]

she dont want quit her jeans

I dunno why but that just makes me giggle

 

[ComicOzzie]

Can it be begging if its in a tip note?

In a top 100 model's room:

callmekun has tipped ParissXXX 10 tokens: 'shake that ass baby... rub your pussy

 

[ComicOzzie]

Jason_1982: buy a new camera laggy as hell
Jason_1982: fuck you whore
Jason_1982: how about that?
Jason_1982: too laggy to see anyways lol

Jason really gets upset when the cam quality is not up to his standards.

 

[Nordling]

In a non-nude model's room:

moonman8911: you probably get this a lot but i want to put my penis in your butt
[Another Member]: lol nice moon. you know how to sweet talk a lady
moonman8911: well, i do
moonman8911: and her voice makes it even better
[Another Member]: if a guy used that line on you, would you say yes moon?
moonman8911: well, since im bi it might work
moonman8911: and if he was cute
moonman8911: are you doing pvts?

 

[Jupiter551]

In a non-nude model's room:

moonman8911: you probably get this a lot but i want to put my penis in your butt
[Another Member]: lol nice moon. you know how to sweet talk a lady
moonman8911: well, i do
moonman8911: and her voice makes it even better
[Another Member]: if a guy used that line on you, would you say yes moon?
moonman8911: well, since im bi it might work
moonman8911: and if he was cute
moonman8911: are you doing pvts?

impressed by his ability to remain completely oblivious to sarcasm

 

[Anonymous]

Jason_1982: buy a new camera laggy as hell
Jason_1982: fuck you whore
Jason_1982: how about that?
Jason_1982: too laggy to see anyways lol

Jason really gets upset when the cam quality is not up to his standards.

Maybe Jason was using a shitty dial-up internet connection and trying to watch 3 different models' rooms all at once...lol.

Some asshole on Streamate told me "If you're gonna be charging those kind of prices, you need a better cam." Ha! I use a Logitech HD C910 webcam, and have very good lighting. Nice try though.....

 

[HotAndScottish]

It's the ones with awful English I find hilarious.

Cretin: Open sex now bb
Me: What? I don't understand, your English is bad.
Cretin: Open the sex now bb
Me: What? I don't understand, your English is bad.
Cretin: THE SEX NOW BB
Me: What? I don't understand, your English is bad.
Cretin: I will sperms on the sex bb show me
Me: What? I don't understand, your English is bad.

 

[Nordling]

It's the ones with awful English I find hilarious.

Cretin: Open sex now bb
Me: What? I don't understand, your English is bad.
Cretin: Open the sex now bb
Me: What? I don't understand, your English is bad.
Cretin: THE SEX NOW BB
Me: What? I don't understand, your English is bad.
Cretin: I will sperms on the sex bb show me
Me: What? I don't understand, your English is bad.

I get the impression that these cretins stubbornly stick to what they think is a really cool way to talk while online; after all, how could they really be that stupid and figure out how to turn a computer on, much less use one.

 

[LilyMarie]

Yesterday Aedan and I told the guys we were switching over from her room to mine. So while we weren't in my room yet, the guests could run free in there.
Here's what we saw when we got into my room:

Guest: meh, i have a prem account for laterz. Rather be anon for now
Ninja__Moose: dude just use the prem acount guesting is sad when you have premium
Guest: smart more like, why pay when you mugs can do it for us

I think we banned him before we even switched the cam back on ^^

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

Yesterday Aedan and I told the guys we were switching over from her room to mine. So while we weren't in my room yet, the guests could run free in there.
Here's what we saw when we got into my room:

Guest: meh, i have a prem account for laterz. Rather be anon for now
Ninja__Moose: dude just use the prem acount guesting is sad when you have premium
Guest: smart more like, why pay when you mugs can do it for us

I think we banned him before we even switched the cam back on ^^

Question if you banned his guest account does it also affect his premium account?

 

[ComicOzzie]

Rosesrsexy: facebook.com/rosie.oxxx.1 can you all message that girl and tell her she is a bitch please

Someone got dumped. :lol:

(I changed the FB name so that none of you would go to her page and tell her she is a bitch.) :naughty:

 

[Jupiter551]

Guest: smart more like, why pay when you mugs can do it for us

Guys like that are why I started preferring Streamate :/ It's not like they're rare, to say only 70% of MFC members and guests think this way would be extremely generous to them. Most don't come right out and say it like this idiot, but they certainly think it and practice it.

 

[LilyMarie]

Yesterday Aedan and I told the guys we were switching over from her room to mine. So while we weren't in my room yet, the guests could run free in there.
Here's what we saw when we got into my room:

Guest: meh, i have a prem account for laterz. Rather be anon for now
Ninja__Moose: dude just use the prem acount guesting is sad when you have premium
Guest: smart more like, why pay when you mugs can do it for us

I think we banned him before we even switched the cam back on ^^

Question if you banned his guest account does it also affect his premium account?

Yes

Models can ban guests and members at any time and for any reason.
For guests, the IP address of the guest will be banned.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Taolover: i just want to lock you in a room tie you down and make love to you 24/7

Nothing says "making love" like raping a woman for 24 straight hours.

 

[LilyMarie]

cuin925: LM bb u have wonderful titties! FYI I have blue eyes

 

[bob]

cuin925: LM bb u have wonderful titties! FYI I have blue eyes

that last comment is probably just on the off-chance you wanted to change to color of your nipples :lol:

 

[LilyMarie]

...OK then?

 

[Diana Blake]

Lily, did you forget that you were getting online specifically for that one guy?

 

[LilyMarie]

Lily, did you forget that you were getting online specifically for that one guy?

I must have! :icon-cry: And now he just abandoned me...

 

[Kunra9]

...OK then?

I hope you sent him an apology and immediately logged off

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

Lily, did you forget that you were getting online specifically for that one guy?

I must have! :icon-cry: And now he just abandoned me...

Well of course he did it is the end of football season. :snooty: MFC is 24x7x365 :mrgreen:

 

[LilyMarie]

domiadult: I want to be astronomian for to see your 2 eyes like stars better

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

domiadult: I want to be astronomian for to see your 2 eyes like stars better

Is Astronomia a nation in eastern Europe known for high-quality optical instruments?

 

[LilyMarie]

domiadult: I want to be astronomian for to see your 2 eyes like stars better

Is Astronomia a nation in eastern Europe known for high-quality optical instruments?

Yes.

 

[mynameisbob84]

...OK then?

Shit, I've been using twitter wrong. Sorry, bbs! From now on, I promise that whenever one of you tweets about getting online - if I'm not gonna be joining you - I'll tweet back immediately to let you know why. Shit, this is gonna be so time consuming :?

 

[ComicOzzie]

Chataman85: hi bb u r so fine ! hehehe lets cum bb will u watch my cam iv only got a short time bby?

That's right -- 3 uses of bb in a single post

 

[LilyMarie]

These 2 came right after one another:

ThighQuaker: you are hotter than donut grease
BLVCK420: i wish i could turn my blood into tokens

 

[Jupiter551]

...OK then?

Shit, I've been using twitter wrong. Sorry, bbs! From now on, I promise that whenever one of you tweets about getting online - if I'm not gonna be joining you - I'll tweet back immediately to let you know why. Shit, this is gonna be so time consuming :?

Yeah man... you don't RSVP?? You rude bastard...

 

[Evvie]

These 2 came right after one another:

ThighQuaker: you are hotter than donut grease
BLVCK420: i wish i could turn my blood into tokens

Really puts a new spin on "bleeding them dry".

 

[MissyLuvsU]

tuck77: 55,000 tok in public and she goes private ?
outnlukin: she is done for the night, was going to finish in grp
tuck77: [:nopvt]
tuck77: Women all over the world would have actual sex with many men for the kind of money she was given today by thousands of fans. but only a few get a show. I call b [:nopvt]

I couldn't help but laugh because this guy never tipped (that I saw) and got so bent out of shape when she decided to go group before logging off (she'd be on for something like 9 hours). And the fact that he says MANY women would have sex for that kind of money is the icing on the cake.