Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[JoleneBrody]

From certain angles your chest tattoo looks like Cheech Marin

:lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

Re: Things Members Say That Make You Go \\\"WTF?\\\"

Hahaaaa, that totally made me snort. My wall sort of failed, so appropriate emote was appropriate.

Dropped into your room briefly yesterday, but MFC was lagging out for me so I couldn't stay but just wanted to say, pretty smoking and great rack

 

[Meoff_69]

From certain angles your chest tattoo looks like Cheech Marin

:lol:

I think he was on to something!

 

[Jupiter551]

What inches the internet giveth, the internet can taketh away - apparently. (posted on same model's wall)

Posted by ALBSTALLION: February 07, 2012
I JUST WATCHED ONE OF YOUR VIDEOS. HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE, YOUR AMAZING, BUT U WERE WITH A GUY WHO WASNT ALL THAT BIG, COME TO AMERICA ND NM.. AND DO ME. 11 INCHES OF THICK MEAT BABY. I WOULD SO LOVE TO FUCK THE HELL OUT OF YOU AND MAKE A PORNO WITH YOU. YOUR SO AMAZING, YOU ARE NOW BY FAR MY FAVORITE MFC MODEL THERE IS, WOW. THANKS FOR THE SHOW, UR BODY AND TITS ARE AMAZING.....

Posted by ALBSTALLION: February 21, 2012
BABY U ARE SO SEXY WATCHED A PORN OF YOU. U CAN SUCK A MAJOR COCK. WANNA TRY AND SUCK ON MU 11 INCHES. AND YES IM 11 INCHES. I WOULD SO FUCK THE HELL OUT OF YOU, LETS MAKE A PORN..... I WANT YOU. U ARE SO SEXY WOW

Posted by ALBSTALLION: April 13, 2012
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM U MAKE MY 10 INCH THICK COCK JUST WANNA EXPLODE....... LOVE THE GIGANTIC BREASTS. WOW. WISH I COULD FUCK YOU

Some more gems on the profile of a girl I know who is happily married and left the porn biz years ago:

Posted by ALBSTALLION: August 08, 2012
DAMMM CASSANDRA. I KNEW I KNEW U FROM SOMEWHERE,. I JUST FOUND U ON PORN HUB AND OMG THERE ARE LIKE 9 VIDEOS OF YOU GETTING FUCKED AND SUCKING COCK. WOW.. U ARE AMAZING..... TOO BAD U ARENT CLOSER I WOULD SO LOVE TO SHOW U MY HUGE THICK MASSIVE COCK AND U COULD SUCK AND RIDE IT, U ARE BY FAR MY FAVORITE MFC MODEL NOW OF ALL TIME... YOU SUCK COCK WITH THE BEST OF THEM WOW. U ARE AMAZING... I WISH I COULD FIND A WOMAN LIKE YOU. I WOULD SO BE IN HEAVEN. U ARE AMAZING AND THE BEST ON HERE............ STOP BY AND SAY HELLO BABY. UR THE BEST..............JERICHO

Oh, and he's racist too...

Posted by ALBSTALLION: August 09, 2012
CASSANDRA. JUST SAW YOU IN SOME SCENES U KNOW HAT MAKES U SPECIAL IS YOUR SO SEXY AND HOT. BUT I SAW U DOING YOUR FIRST INTERRACIAL SCENE, BABY. STICK WITH THE WHITE COCK. THATS WHAT MAKES U MORE SPECIAL. DONT LET THE BLACK COCK IN SCENES MAKE U LIKE ALL THE OTHERS, STAY WITH THE WHITE BIG COCKS...... U WILL BE MORE SPECIAL BABY

Looking at his avatar (which I'll not post here), even using the deceptive angled cock-cam shot, 11 inches yeah right....
http://profiles.myfreecams.com/ALBSTALLION

Occupation/Major: HUGE COCK MODEL
Profile Headline: SUPER 11 INCH HUGE COCK
Car: LAMBORGINI {he's mispelled 'Lamborghini'}

Well at least he boasts a diverse set of interests:

Favorite Books:
PORN
What I Like To Do For Fun:
FUCK ALL NIGHT
Favorite Movies:
PORN
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
FUCK AN EX GF MOM. IN THR GF BED
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I WOULD BE NAKED ON A BEACH
Hobbies:
FUCKING,
Talents:
LICK AN AMAZING PUSSY
Perfect Mate:
BIG TITS. LOVES TO FUCK.
Perfect Date:
DRINKS AND A LONG COCK SUCKING. ANMD THEN FUCKING ALL NIGHT {I guess he likes to suck cock too, but I'm not judging}
Turn Ons/Offs:
HUGE TITS. SHAVED PUSSY.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I HAVE HUGE THICK COCK AND LOVE TO FUCK

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I banned that guy ages ago :lol:

 

[IsabellaSnow]

Posted by ALBSTALLION: April 13, 2012
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM U MAKE MY 10 INCH THICK COCK JUST WANNA EXPLODE....... LOVE THE GIGANTIC BREASTS. WOW. WISH I COULD FUCK YOU

Man that put some laughter in my day! Lol loved your wall post! Guys like this must just be the dumbest people ever in real life! Lol

 

[LilyMarie]

DRINKS AND A LONG COCK SUCKING. ANMD THEN FUCKING ALL NIGHT {I guess he likes to suck cock too, but I'm not judging}

Yeah, probably his own. I mean, it's 11 inches long, it shouldn't be too difficult. And he is his own profile friend after all...

 

[mynameisbob84]

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT
ALBSTALLION SEEMS LIKE A PERFECT MODERN GENTLEMAN
ALBEIT ONE WITH AN 11 INCH COCK THAT COULD PUNCH THROUGH A WALL
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I BET HE GOES ALL NIGHT TOO
WITH THE FUCKING THAT IS
PUTTING HIS 10 INCH COCK IN AND OUT OF A LADY
AND THEN EXPLODING ALL OVER HER GIGANTIC BREASTS
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

:?

 

[Evvie]

alihghosn: HI
OPEN LEGS

EvvieAndrews: NO

alihghosn: PLEASE

EvvieAndrews: LOL

alihghosn: SHOW HER TITS
?

EvvieAndrews: SHOW WHO'S TITS?

alihghosn: YES

EvvieAndrews: WHO'S TITS?

alihghosn: SHOW HER BREASTS

EvvieAndrews: SHOW WHO'S BREASTS?

alihghosn: YES
SHOW

EvvieAndrews: SHOW WHO'S BREASTS?

alihghosn: SHOW YOUR BREASTS
SHOW YOUR BREASTS
PLEASE

EvvieAndrews: OH YOU FIGURED OUT PERSONAL PRONOUNS
WELL DONE

 

[Anonymous]

Yeah, probably his own. I mean, it's 11 inches long, it shouldn't be too difficult.

Elephant dick, eh?

 

[Jupiter551]

Yeah, probably his own. I mean, it's 11 inches long, it shouldn't be too difficult.

Elephant dick, eh?

don't let him see that, he'll post on the female elephant's profile:

OMG BB UR SO HOT MY FAVORIT PACHYDERM ON HERE!!!! DONT LET THE GRAY COCK IN THO COME HERE N I WILL FUCK THE HELL OUT OF U WITH MY 10 INCH COCK!!!!!!!! NO GRAY COCK BABY JUST BIG WHITE COCKS LYK MY 11 INCH THICK COCK I WULD FUCK THE HELL OUT OF U!!!!!!!!!!!!! WUNCE U HAVE A 12 INCH COCK LYK MINE U WILL NVR WANT GRAY COCK AGIN

 

[inkydoo]

alihghosn: HI
OPEN LEGS

EvvieAndrews: NO

alihghosn: PLEASE

EvvieAndrews: LOL

alihghosn: SHOW HER TITS
?

EvvieAndrews: SHOW WHO'S TITS?

alihghosn: YES

EvvieAndrews: WHO'S TITS?

alihghosn: SHOW HER BREASTS

EvvieAndrews: SHOW WHO'S BREASTS?

etc.

For a second there, I thought that was going to break out into an Abbott and Costella routine, but no such luck.

 

[LadyLuna]

EvvieAndrews: OH YOU FIGURED OUT PERSONAL PRONOUNS
WELL DONE

:lol:

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Rawr! 5th guy tonight asked me if I'm wearing a wig!

 

[LilyEvans]

Twitter: "@LilyEvansMFC Very pretty pic, Ariel. Is it ok with you if I save it?"

Ariel is not my name...it's not even CLOSE to my name, or my cam name...I don't even know what to think.

 

[Jupiter551]

Twitter: "@LilyEvansMFC Very pretty pic, Ariel. Is it ok with you if I save it?"

Ariel is not my name...it's not even CLOSE to my name, or my cam name...I don't even know what to think.

so it's okay to save it then? :lol:

 

[LacieLaPlante]

toadpunter: so my friends and i are going bowling. would you like to come we need a fifth

Lmfao.

 

[Jupiter551]

11 inch cock guy deleted my comment on his wall correcting the spelling of the car he owns (his 'Lamborgini'). I've sat in a lamborghini gallardo and let me tell you it is NOT a particularly comfy or spacious vehicle. In fact I'd venture to say his supposed 10 (or was that 12) inch cock would be constantly getting tangled in the steering wheel.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Your boobs are amazeballz :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Twitter: "@LilyEvansMFC Very pretty pic, Ariel. Is it ok with you if I save it?"

Ariel is not my name...it's not even CLOSE to my name, or my cam name...I don't even know what to think.

I've seen guys do this a few times in models' chat rooms (call them by a first name). Sometimes I wonder if it's just some lame attempt at getting models to blurt out "My name isn't Ariel; it's ____."

I think 'Ariel' is a beautiful name, and The Little Mermaid just happens to be my favorite Disney movie. That name would probably go on my 'baby girl names' list.

 

[Anonymous]

A member is mad that I wouldn't hook him up with the November daily pics that I sent to someone else (who PAID for them), so he said that he's gonna go tip other models instead. :violin: Yeah, you go do that. Drop the occasional tip, make unreasonable requests in FREE chat, and get on their nerves with the Tarzan talk ("Pussy good bb"). Yeah, they'll LOVE that..... :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Oregondoctor: what a scam...she has been tipped over 1300 tokens in the last 10 minutes...and still not naked

Umm...

1) Her topic started at 2,000 tokens for naked.
2) You tipped exactly 0 tokens so far.
3) I'm pretty sure you aren't really a doctor.

 

[Jupiter551]

Oregondoctor: what a scam...she has been tipped over 1300 tokens in the last 10 minutes...and still not naked

Umm...

1) Her topic started at 2,000 tokens for naked.
2) You tipped exactly 0 tokens so far.
3) I'm pretty sure you aren't really a doctor.

he's a doctor of webcamming-ethics

 

[Evvie]

alihghosn: HI
OPEN LEGS

EvvieAndrews: NO

alihghosn: PLEASE

EvvieAndrews: LOL

alihghosn: SHOW HER TITS
?

EvvieAndrews: SHOW WHO'S TITS?

alihghosn: YES

EvvieAndrews: WHO'S TITS?

alihghosn: SHOW HER BREASTS

EvvieAndrews: SHOW WHO'S BREASTS?

etc.

For a second there, I thought that was going to break out into an Abbott and Costella routine, but no such luck.

I was thinking that the whole time :lol:

 

[SatanJonez]

BAD TURTLE
BAD BAD TURTLE
Can I see your turtle?
Can I see your goddamn turtle?!?
Do you have boobs?
YOU ARE A BAD EGGNOG UNICORN FUCKER
GO FUCK A CHICKEN NUGGEST
NUGGET
lolwut
HOLY COCKLEFUCK

 

[Ann_Sulu]

BAD TURTLE
BAD BAD TURTLE
Can I see your turtle?
Can I see your goddamn turtle?!?
Do you have boobs?
YOU ARE A BAD EGGNOG UNICORN FUCKER
GO FUCK A CHICKEN NUGGEST
NUGGET
lolwut
HOLY COCKLEFUCK

I like turtles. Sorry I had to.

 

[SatanJonez]

BAD TURTLE
BAD BAD TURTLE
Can I see your turtle?
Can I see your goddamn turtle?!?
Do you have boobs?
YOU ARE A BAD EGGNOG UNICORN FUCKER
GO FUCK A CHICKEN NUGGEST
NUGGET
lolwut
HOLY COCKLEFUCK

I like turtles. Sorry I had to.

That was my response at first. "Well, I like turtles. They're great. O_O" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[RedHerby]

JohnneyLans: Hi there bb!
JohnneyLans: Can i buy pictures of your belly?
JohnneyLans: What do you charge for a picture of your belly bb?
Oissy: uhm...
Oissy: this is an odd request
Oissy: ahahahahahaha
JohnneyLans: It is but I'm willing to pay bb
Oissy: sure, johnneylans, become a premium member, get tokens and tip, just like any other guy
JohnneyLans: but i dont wanna see it on cam, but on a picture
Oissy: have you ever heard of printscreen?
Reves: you draw a circle and you write oissy' s belly
JohnneyLans: its only a small screen, even when i sign in bb
Oissy: that's also an awesome idea
JohnneyLans: wanna buy four pictures, willing to pay 80 dollars for that
Oissy: as far as i know you guys can fullscreen, right?
Reves: maybe he is a doctor and he wants a frame for his waiting room
Oissy: ahahahahahahahaha
JohnneyLans: pictures arent low quality bb
JohnneyLans: 90 dollars?
JohnneyLans: tell me where to transfer the money, you can send the pics after you get the money
Oissy: that's not an option, johnnyboy
JohnneyLans: what? wanna send them first? i have to pay first dont i?
JohnneyLans: wanna pay, so you can be sure im serious
Oissy: okay, i get that, but my final answer is 'no'
Achterhoeker: I know this scam, the model gives her paypall account, then the scammer does not transfer money but creates a paypal invoice.
Achterhoeker: some models who are not good at English accept it, and then the money goes from the model to the scammer.
Oissy: really?
Oissy: they kinda deserve it
Obsesso_71: I'll give you $1000 for just 2 belly pictures. I just need your PayPal info, darling.
Obsesso_71: I have a tummy fetish.
Oissy: riiight
Oissy: that would be a no
Achterhoeker has tipped Oissy 50 tokens: 'We want BELLY !'
Oissy: you scared meeeeee
Oissy: ahahahaha
Oissy: but still....no belly
Obsesso_71 has tipped Oissy 51 tokens: 'belly!belly!belly!belly!belly!belly!belly!belly!belly!belly!'
Oissy: no belly

 

[Ann_Sulu]

sebrof180: please write FULHAM if you enjoyed!!!!!

He wanted everyone to type the name of his city bc of his tip...then after tipping me twice he called me fat so I banned him. I also proceeded to tell him thanks for getting off on a fat chick such as myself and tipping for it.

 

[LilyMarie]

Achterhoeker: some models who are not good at English accept it, and then the money goes from the model to the scammer.
Oissy: really?
Oissy: they kinda deserve it

:shock: :shock: :shock: wow