Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[AmberCutie]

Yeah, SweetCoofe is beautiful and is a great dancer!

I've noticed that sometimes even when you're offering a great deal on vids, you still get the picky guys that ask 50 million questions about what's IN the videos, who say "Mmmmm," and then leave...though I suspect some of them are just looking to get off to the model describing the scenes in great detail.

ERGH, yes. If I ever advertise a special on one of my 2 (solo masturbation type) vids, I still get conversations like this:

"Any b/g vid"
No.
"too bad"
:shock: :angry4:

'Too bad' what, fucker?

 

[MissyLuvsU]

Always odd requests... Who in their right mind would do that? lol

 

[Jupiter551]

Always odd requests... Who in their right mind would do that? lol

I love that his question amounted to "how much in public, or is that only in pvt?"

 

[curvyredhead]

I really fucking wish I screen capped this one.

Member: I want anal sho
Me: are you asking for an anal show?
Member: hmmm anal yes
Member: deep anal
Me: Would you like anal live or a video?
Member: LIVE
Me: OK, well I only do anal in prvt or truprvt or skype babe
Member: Show as first
Me: It is 60tokens for your choice of a flash.
Member tips 60tokens
I show my ass tease my thong spank a lil botty pop etc
Me: thank u
Member: asshole now
Me: I still have my panties on....if you have a specfic request please tip for it.
Member: asshole is my request.
Me: OK
Member: anal deep and asshole
Me: if you would like to see my asshole you have to tip first
Member: I talk love and you talk tokens tokens why baby?
Me: your not talk about love...ur talking about my asshole


:lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

I really fucking wish I screen capped this one.

Member: I want anal sho
Me: are you asking for an anal show?
Member: hmmm anal yes
Member: deep anal
Me: Would you like anal live or a video?
Member: LIVE
Me: OK, well I only do anal in prvt or truprvt or skype babe
Member: Show as first
Me: It is 60tokens for your choice of a flash.
Member tips 60tokens
I show my ass tease my thong spank a lil botty pop etc
Me: thank u
Member: asshole now
Me: I still have my panties on....if you have a specfic request please tip for it.
Member: asshole is my request.
Me: OK
Member: anal deep and asshole
Me: if you would like to see my asshole you have to tip first
Member: I talk love and you talk tokens tokens why baby?
Me: your not talk about love...ur talking about my asshole


:lol:

He is speaking of the love he has for your asshole :love8:

He is.....

Assanova!

 

[PinkiePixi]

This may not be exact, but its pretty close.... I was very tired and kinda snappy last night

Member: *tips 20tks* sho me ur asshole plz
Me: Nope! But thanks!
Member: *tips another 20tks* plz show asshole
Me: I said I wont do that. But thanks again.
Member: *tips another 20tks* ashole
Me: How about before you tip - you ASK if Ill do what you want? So you arent throwing tokens at me for no reason.
Member: *tips another 10tks* pussy?
Me: Ill be more than happy to for 100tks! Since youve already tipped 70, you only need 30 more! Then I would be happy to.
Member: *silent for a good few minutes then tips 30tks* why the fuck not
Me: Now were gettin somewhere! *flashes, gives an upclose, and fingers myself a bit - I had just finished a show and I was super wet*
Member: *immediately leaves*

lol wut

 

[Evvie]

The stupid was out in full force today.

cowboywith4: hi
cowboywith4: tame off all shirt and pants
Evvie: No.
cowboywith4: no one wants to here u bull shit lets get down and ay or im voi.going to find some one that will
Evvie:*ban*

 

[Rose]

The stupid was out in full force today.

cowboywith4: hi
cowboywith4: tame off all shirt and pants
Evvie: No.
cowboywith4: no one wants to here u bull shit lets get down and ay or im voi.going to find some one that will
Evvie:*ban*

Oh my gosh! I think I had this same exact guy today. He was a stupid stupid. Made me feel dummer just by reading what he said.

 

[Nordling]

:lol: I wonder if that's who NerdgasmGirl was referring to when she tweeted, "Is it ever okay to ban someone just because they're a really terrible speller?"

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

Always odd requests... Who in their right mind would do that? lol

I'm thinking Mr. Nice Guy didn't really think you'd insert a light bulb; he was just being a not-so-nice guy and trying to get attention by saying something obnoxious.

 

[Jupiter551]

:lol: I wonder if that's who NerdgasmGirl was referring to when she tweeted, "Is it ever okay to ban someone just because they're a really terrible speller?"

I thought he was using English 2.0 :whistle:

 

[LilyMarie]

Longshank: gorgeous! 24yo with 11inches of white cock here and cam. Will you watch for my last 10 toks?

Now what model can resist an offer like this? :dance:

Am I the only one who thinks 11 inches sounds terrifying?

 

[Jupiter551]

ahh, the pride of the freeloader. The model was writing a list entitled 'not-douche', any who tipped got on the list:

boredandtired: we both know I'm never going to be on that list ...
boredandtired: I'm proud I don't pay for sex.
boredandtired: give me a little credit for that.

boredandtired: see ..
postpunk: i like that
boredandtired: unfortunately ... you have an amazing body ...
boredandtired: but ...
postpunk: its a good feeling to cum on your tits
madmax559: i must say your a lot more horney later in the day []
boredandtired: I drink heavily and could not masturbate if I had to right now.
boredandtired: ha
boredandtired: i mean ...
boredandtired: if someone had a gun to my head.
velociti1985 has tipped Angellyca 9 tokens.
Jupiter551: and pulled the trigger [:whistle] ...
boredandtired: i can ...
boredandtired: however .
boredandtired: have a beer.
vegaengel: HEY angellyca
vegaengel: HOWare you today
boredandtired: don't have to put a pistol to my head for me to drink.
boredandtired: we've talked off and on for a long time ....
boredandtired: and ..
velociti1985: lol not douches wow
madmax559: and i like the hairdoo very how do you say in your country ......just had sex ha ir lol
boredandtired: i give you a hard time once in a while ..
boredandtired: but ... boredandtired: you're cool and beautiful.
boredandtired: period............

:-| cool story bro

 

[Jupiter551]

rapist33: i am fappin already
rapist33: i tip after fap

Somehow I suspect rapists don't tip...

 

[curvyredhead]

I know this guy has done this with many other models

WTF

 

[ComicOzzie]

I know this guy has done this with many other models

WTF

How can you NOT fall in love with a member who goes by the name "Skullsplitter"?

 

[Rose]

I know this guy has done this with many other models

WTF

Lol @ your response "k". :lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

I know this guy has done this with many other models

WTF

oh wow he must be your long lost stalker

 

[Jupiter551]

overly-dramatic lounge statement ftw lol

PineyWood: Malloch, with your repeated PIMPING by now all have seen your model. You have hurt her more than you know by your foolish actions. IMO, she is most unattractive

 

[Jupiter551]

This is what happens when the model decides not to look at freechat during a cumshow, and has basics unmuted...welcome to motherfuckin' DERPVILLE bitches! :lol:

danv420: can i blast my baby batter all over you boobs
Eli__ has tipped A_Cute_Mew 20 tokens.
dinmoco2: wish we could see your face too
kaizer90: SHOW YOU FACE BB
lovebeach: hi
lovebeach: Hi
gravit013: can you pee for us bb
sweetsweet2: wow ..so hot
Dingo8urBB has tipped A_Cute_Mew 30 tokens.
John_W_1982: jerking hard right now
threetogo: hi mew
sweetsweet2: you are beautiful...love when you play in doggy....you have a pretty sexy ass too
myfuckstik: mmm ride it bb
gravit013: squirt on me bb
John_W_1982: mmmm yeah get your fingers wet
dominogod: anal
John_W_1982: so damn hot
coupland123: perfect breasts
John_W_1982: mmm taste your pussy
gravit013: yes bb
Oregonrandom: that clit needs a tongue
Lizbeth05: mmmm hon tell me to suck ur clit
gravit013: can you squirt bb?
crazyonyou09: can U take it down ur throat ?
SoleFocus: mmmm toes painted?
johndoux: hi mon ange!
johndoux: big kiss from Paris
Simon80: Mmmm Lovely masturbation baby!
johndoux: she a best!
johndoux: [:lips]
johndoux: orgams bb?
johndoux: love!

 

[Jupiter551]

Basicville, volume 2:

johndoux: love!!
bigdhoff: oh fuck, what did i walk into?
Jupiter551: love!! orgams!
johndoux: je t'aime!
johndoux: tu me fait bandé!!
johndoux: you are a angel!
bigdhoff: thats hot sweetie, imagine some soft lips pulling on your nipples and fingers wrapped around your waist as a thick cock fills you
johndoux: vas'y bb...
johndoux: jouie
johndoux: open legs
bigdhoff: youre so hot, sexiest face ever on a really great body
bigboyjames1: hi
johndoux: tong please
bigdhoff: put your other knee up that'd be incredible
bigboyjames1: cam2cam
bigdhoff: that tiny little pussy is so sexy
Jupiter551: she just said she ain't reading chat you 2 rocket surgeons
johndoux: magnifique!
danimator: do you like anal too
johndoux: [:heart]
WittyName: yay []
johndoux: jouie mon ange!
johndoux: go bb..
johndoux: viens...
testing1945: jesus that's sexy
testing1945: u need a BIGGER toy in there tho!
jaklin007: hiiiii sweety
johndoux: yess
testing1945: lovely
johndoux: [:throb]
jaklin007: cock require more innnn u r pussy
testing1945: love how wide open ur pussy is
johndoux: hard bb..jouie!!
testing1945: you NEED a chunkier toy. fact []

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Basicville, volume 2:

johndoux: love!!
bigdhoff: oh fuck, what did i walk into?
Jupiter551: love!! orgams!
johndoux: je t'aime!
johndoux: tu me fait bandé!!
johndoux: you are a angel!
bigdhoff: thats hot sweetie, imagine some soft lips pulling on your nipples and fingers wrapped around your waist as a thick cock fills you
johndoux: vas'y bb...
johndoux: jouie
johndoux: open legs
bigdhoff: youre so hot, sexiest face ever on a really great body
bigboyjames1: hi
johndoux: tong please
bigdhoff: put your other knee up that'd be incredible
bigboyjames1: cam2cam
bigdhoff: that tiny little pussy is so sexy
Jupiter551: she just said she ain't reading chat you 2 rocket surgeons
johndoux: magnifique!
danimator: do you like anal too
johndoux: [:heart]
WittyName: yay []
johndoux: jouie mon ange!
johndoux: go bb..
johndoux: viens...
testing1945: jesus that's sexy
testing1945: u need a BIGGER toy in there tho!
jaklin007: hiiiii sweety
johndoux: yess
testing1945: lovely
johndoux: [:throb]
jaklin007: cock require more innnn u r pussy
testing1945: love how wide open ur pussy is
johndoux: hard bb..jouie!!
testing1945: you NEED a chunkier toy. fact []

Yes, johndoux is definitely the MVB. Glad you posted this while I was totally ignoring things :lol:

 

[IsabellaSnow]

WOW just WOW!

On one of those forums where people steal content they were bitching about this one guy reposting pirates they'd posted and pretended they were his.

"You have provided nothing new to the community, whereas I have given 10's of thousands of personally recorded/encoded videos to the community over the past 17+ months.

If it is one thing I can't stand it is posters who think they are pulling wool over everybody's eyes by passing off other's work as their own."

WTF?!!!! Isn't that like exactly what they're doing? Going to a camsite, seeing a show is on, pressing record then posting it up on a forum to gain buddies. How on earth can people have such double standards that they can actually steal a video off a girl, post it up everywhere and then have a bitch fit when someone uses their video and re posts it!?!!!

POT-KETTLE-BLACK!!!!

Oh and for the "10's of thousands" comment I want to personally murder this guy.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

My level 12 paladin with a plus 5 mace would love to interact with your level 14 elven archer...this cracked me up. I love nerdy, dirty talk :lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

smoke0g: YOUR NOT EVEN HOT YOUR 3RD DEGREE FIRE

 

[IsabellaSnow]

Kool Ray sent me a message on twitter....

 

[Evvie]

Kool Ray sent me a message on twitter....

Feed him his own asshole :handgestures-salute:

 

[Jupiter551]

Kool Ray sent me a message on twitter....

spill it!

 

[Rose]

Kool Ray sent me a message on twitter....

Tell! Tell!!! :dance:

 

[LilyMarie]

Hankshill: hmnnn if she ever gets bf and stops camming, there'll be big VOID on mfc

:roll: