Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Ann_Sulu]

member: Soooo cute! Think my cock's just fell in love!

Seriously, how do I get these guys all the time?!

 

[Jupiter551]

member: Soooo cute! Think my cock's just fell in love!

Hah, a romantic-comedy writer escaped from Hollywood

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

Kool Ray sent me a message on twitter....

Can a Kool Ray shoutout, and Miss MFC be far behind? :lol:

 

[LilyMarie]

BlackMeat4u: who would want to see me make her take me big black dick.. pm me

 

[Ann_Sulu]

BlackMeat4u: who would want to see me make her take me big black dick.. pm me

This guy...we've met...I was equally unimpressed by his flowery words

 

[IsabellaSnow]

Kool Ray sent me a message on twitter....

Tell! Tell!!! :dance:

https://twitter.com/Kool_Ray_Canada/sta ... nid=27+233

Apparently I am open and honest because I admitted to having masturbated too many times that night....

 

[Jupiter551]

Kool Ray sent me a message on twitter....

Tell! Tell!!! :dance:

https://twitter.com/Kool_Ray_Canada/sta ... nid=27+233

Apparently I am open and honest because I admitted to having masturbated too many times that night....

lol there's plenty of honesty from girls on this forum about him that he might not appreciate so much :lol:

 

[LadyLuna]

Longshank: gorgeous! 24yo with 11inches of white cock here and cam. Will you watch for my last 10 toks?

Now what model can resist an offer like this? :dance:

Am I the only one who thinks 11 inches sounds terrifying?

Nope. When a guy comes in my room and says "mm bb i have 11 hard inches for you" I usually say - "If you have 11 hard inches please keep it away from my vagina!"

When anybody claims more than 8 inches, I start describing what organ they'll be pounding into.

"Nine inches? Oh my poor intestines!"

"11 inches? HOLY shit, you're gonna take out a kidney with that thing!"

"13? MY LUNGS! MY LUNGS!"

Edit, someone didn't believe me, so I took out a ruler and showed them that it's only 2 feet from my pussy to my mouth.

 

[ComicOzzie]

BlackMeat4u: who would want to see me make her take me big black dick.. pm me

So Blackmeat wants to talk to other dudes about his cock?

 

[Rose]

BlackMeat4u: who would want to see me make her take me big black dick.. pm me

So Blackmeat wants to talk to other dudes about his cock?

My gay-dar is sensing a disturbance in the straight field.

 

[Jupiter551]

BlackMeat4u: who would want to see me make her take me big black dick.. pm me

So Blackmeat wants to talk to other dudes about his cock?

My gay-dar is sensing a disturbance in the straight field.

the force is sensitive and well-dressed with this one

 

[ComicOzzie]

Ludokhan: i tip with my dick

Too bad the models cannot pay their bills with your junk.

 

[FrenchKitty]

Ludokhan: i tip with my dick

Too bad the models cannot pay their bills with your junk.

Wondering how much bread I can buy with a testicle........

 

[Nordling]

Ludokhan: i tip with my dick

Too bad the models cannot pay their bills with your junk.

Wondering how much bread I can buy with a testicle........

Depends on if you're in Montana. lol "rocky mountain oysters."

 

[FrenchKitty]

Ludokhan: i tip with my dick

Too bad the models cannot pay their bills with your junk.

Wondering how much bread I can buy with a testicle........

Depends on if you're in Montana. lol "rocky mountain oysters."

I'm so far away from montana that I don't understand the reference :lol:

 

[Nordling]

Ludokhan: i tip with my dick

Too bad the models cannot pay their bills with your junk.

Wondering how much bread I can buy with a testicle........

Depends on if you're in Montana. lol "rocky mountain oysters."

I'm so far away from montana that I don't understand the reference :lol:

Rocky mountain oysters are sheep testicles...considered a delicacy among folks in that neck of the woods.

 

[SatanJonez]

Rocky mountain oysters are sheep testicles...considered a delicacy among folks in that neck of the woods.

Here they're pig testicles.

 

[Nordling]

Rocky mountain oysters are sheep testicles...considered a delicacy among folks in that neck of the woods.

Here they're pig testicles.

Yeah, I think it depends on region...like Montana, sheep; Texas, calf; elsewhere, pig.

Probably even goat somewhere.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Rocky mountain oysters are sheep testicles...considered a delicacy among folks in that neck of the woods.

Here they're pig testicles.

Stop talking bollocks, you two :-D













:? I'll get my coat...

 

[FrenchKitty]

If you guys can't come to an agreement in a timely manner i'm opting for human testicle, bakery's closing.......

 

[Nordling]

If you guys can't come to an agreement in a timely manner i'm opting for human testicle, bakery's closing.......

lol Yes, in New Guinea, they call them "west pacific nuts"

 

[Jupiter551]

If you guys can't come to an agreement in a timely manner i'm opting for human testicle, bakery's closing.......

lol Yes, in New Guinea, they call them "west pacific nuts"

I think this is an urban legend lol. I remember a certain chevy chase film that featured these. My ex girlfriend never found it funny when I made this same joke about fish ball soup whenever we were in a Chinese restaurant lol.

 

[Nordling]

If you guys can't come to an agreement in a timely manner i'm opting for human testicle, bakery's closing.......

lol Yes, in New Guinea, they call them "west pacific nuts"

I think this is an urban legend lol. I remember a certain chevy chase film that featured these. My ex girlfriend never found it funny when I made this same joke about fish ball soup whenever we were in a Chinese restaurant lol.

Ha! I remember that flick. He ate like a record number of RMO never knowing what they really were.

 

[Jupiter551]

pussyloverray: Do you like my naughty name?

How daring

 

[n0_0n3]

Re: Things Members Say That Make You Go \\\\\\\"WTF?\\\\\\\"

pussyloverray: Do you like my naughty name?

Did pussyloverKOOLray have too many characters? lol

 

[n0_0n3]

Re: Things Members Say That Make You Go \\\"WTF?\\\"

This is more of an LOL than a WTF, but here you go: when a guy tried to applaud a tipper...or when emotes go wrong, lol

Note: As always, BFB is the voice of reason

 

[Jupiter551]

Re: Things Members Say That Make You Go \\\"WTF?\\\"

This is more of an LOL than a WTF, but here you go: when a guy tried to applaud a tipper...or when emotes go wrong, lol

Note: As always, BFB is the voice of reason

Also broke yellow wall to applaud lol

 

[Anonymous]

Re: Things Members Say That Make You Go \\\"WTF?\\\"

Also broke yellow wall to applaud lol

People seem to do that a lot on MFC.....break a yellow wall to post emotes or post "DAAAMN!!!" :lol:

 

[mynameisbob84]

yosy125: you want fart i want to smell
yosy125: you want to fart ???
yosy125: to fart nice
yosy125: to fart nice
yosy125: your feet smell fart ???
yosy125: why your panties smell fart ??
yosy125: normal
yosy125: pvt ok

 

[coolestusername]

Re: Things Members Say That Make You Go \\\"WTF?\\\"

This is more of an LOL than a WTF, but here you go: when a guy tried to applaud a tipper...or when emotes go wrong, lol

Note: As always, BFB is the voice of reason

Hahaaaa, that totally made me snort. My wall sort of failed, so appropriate emote was appropriate.