Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Nordling]

Jack_Dawson_: if you was my wife, i want you to wake me up by farting in my face
Jack_Dawson_: i think im inlove with your butt hole sara
Jack_Dawson_: i need to stop jacking off

 

[AngelicTease]

thsexyman: can i rape you
:help:

 

[LilyMarie]

Jack_Dawson_: if you was my wife, i want you to wake me up by farting in my face
Jack_Dawson_: i think im inlove with your butt hole sara
Jack_Dawson_: i need to stop jacking off

 

[Evvie]

"do u cam?"

She said no.

 

[Shaun__]

 

[FrenchKitty]

"do u cam?"

She said no.

Seriously, just in : "are you a camgirl?"
..... wtf is wrong with them??

 

[AllisonWilder]

"do u cam?"

She said no.

Seriously, just in : "are you a camgirl?"
..... wtf is wrong with them??

I always say no. Especially when they ask if I have a cam. Nope, sorry, I don't.

If they're that ridiculously stupid, I don't want them around anyways.

 

[AnaVictoriaXO]

"coock" :lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

"do u cam?"

She said no.

Seriously, just in : "are you a camgirl?"
..... wtf is wrong with them??

I love when they ask a girl, esp a studio girl, what her job is

 

[Evvie]

"do u cam?"

She said no.

Seriously, just in : "are you a camgirl?"
..... wtf is wrong with them??

I'd wager these guys are trying out if the model in question is just there for money or not. Regardless of whether or not a model is ONLY there for money, if she's on a site like MFC or SM, then yes, money is playing a roll. If you want to see girls who will show it off without caring about money one way or the other, go to Chatroulet or that one ham site.

 

[Jupiter551]

I'd wager these guys are trying out if the model in question is just there for money or not. Regardless of whether or not a model is ONLY there for money, if she's on a site like MFC or SM, then yes, money is playing a roll. If you want to see girls who will show it off without caring about money one way or the other, go to Chatroulet or that one ham site.

They want it both ways - they want a girl who is camming for free because she does it for recreation, while at the same time they want her to be gorgeous and acting horny on cue. I've been on some adult dating sites where they have cams; the girls are few and far between, are unlikely to be as eager to start playing as someone doing their job, and likely involves several hours (at least) of lead-up chatting.

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

"coock" :lol:

flaaa coock!

 

[Jupiter551]

Not so much a wtf as a DOH! :lol:

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[Jupiter551]

This guy is so generous, classy too

dlgainesjr: shit, I'd pay for her to come to America as long as she banged me at least once.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Fife2468: my dick hot

He caught an STD from MFC.

 

[Just Me]

Fife2468: my dick hot

He caught an STD from MFC.

Maybe just not enough lube? :lol:

 

[LilyMarie]

On Twitter today.


Me, while I was on cam: 'Can we get my boobs out before I have to go to school? (link to my room)'
Obvious guest: 'ofcourse ..'
Me, when I was already at school: 'Yeah? Did you contribute anything?'
Obvious guest: 'yes my dear.. if you like to see me u r welcome..'
Me: 'you did? What's your mfc name?'
Obvious guest: 'my id is: chabahelasswad for both yahoo and skype..'

 

[Jupiter551]

Chabahel Asswad, aka Mr Asswad? :?

 

[LilyMarie]

I post in this thread way too much.

 

[LilyMarie]

:? Sorry for the double post..... But this really made me stare at my screen for a while today.


buttlover3: i was wondering if you would be down to send 6-10 pictures per day of your dirty panties mostly, with some pussy and ass shots over a period of time, like a year or 2?
buttlover3: one-time payment of 100 on pp
LilyMarie: what, 100$ ? for a year or 2?
buttlover3: yeah....
LilyMarie: is this a joke?
LilyMarie: 10 pictures per day over 2 years is 7300 pictures.
LilyMarie: for $100.
buttlover3: that's what other models are doing, so i'm just making it fair
LilyMarie: that's NOT what other models are doing.
LilyMarie: other models don't accept paypal, either
buttlover3: i'm doing this with two other models currently.
buttlover3: mfc doesn't allow but.....lol
buttlover3: its fine if you don't want to do it
LilyMarie: that's 13.6 cents per day, you moron.
LilyMarie: and you won't find a single model who will do that for you - EVER
LilyMarie: bye.
buttlover3: i have two that is currently doing this. but sure, thanks anyways!
LilyMarie: no, you don't.
LilyMarie: not if they have a brain
buttlover3: sure, if you say so.
LilyMarie: i'm leaving soon but please tell me in which universe 1 cent per picture is acceptable
buttlover3: the world you are in
LilyMarie: yeah? how much do you think i make?
buttlover3: however much you make is your problem.


What in the world?...

 

[AngelicTease]

Someone on xhamster stole some of my videos, so I commented on their profile saying something like 'thanks for stealing my videos' then they sent me this message:
hi i didnt steal ur vids i brought them of u on mfc
do u want me to take them down ?

:shock:

 

[Jupiter551]

Someone on xhamster stole some of my videos, so I commented on their profile saying something like 'thanks for stealing my videos' then they sent me this message:
hi i didnt steal ur vids i brought them of u on mfc
do u want me to take them down ?

:shock:

HAHA, wow.... is he just using xhamster as his personal little porn storehouse?

 

[Anonymous]

On Streamate:

what if i told you i recorded a video of you fucking urself and ima release it to ur frnds and fam would u believe me ah bitch!!! would you? and if u block me ull really regret it bb

hows tht for spioling ur day hahaha



:lol:

Bitch, please...is that the best you can do? Retarded ass is probably too much of a freeloader/cheapass to even pay the rate to see me fuck myself (I only use toys in SM exclusives and MFC true privates).

Stay in school, folks! :thumbleft:

 

[Jupiter551]

polkartist: you look a lot like oldest niece....I'm sending her a card right after I sign off.
deevos88: good song
deevos88: thats wrong polk
polkartist: Christmas cant come too soon

After this he was banned, then sent the model this pm - apparently not liking pedophilia/incest is 'judgemental':

polkartist: Gotta to say this....the way you turned from light hearted vixen to judgmental ass was just a little creepy.....with all due respect, you're a nude model on a website..for you to show this righteous indignation over an innocent reference that was totally misunderstood by you speaks a lot about your level of maturity.....you just got a lot uglier. For your own sake, grow up. Life will be easier for you if you do.

 

[Jupiter551]

emote fail lol

 

[Anonymous]

Someone on Streamate (not the same troll I mentioned earlier...this was a different troll) told my room that I'm ugly as hell, and that I'll take all of their money. I forgot his or her exact words, but it was something along those lines.

Oh, yes...I'm sooo ugly. That's why he or she had been popping in and out of my room (probably hoping to catch me in the middle of a boobs flash) prior to making that remark...because I'm just sooo gross-looking, right? :whistle:

 

[Anonymous]

emote fail lol

That emote of the darkhaired guy walking away with his head hanging low has the code :cumwalk...haha. That ain't a cum walk! LOL. His body isn't even quivering at all.

 

[Rose]

I'm not sure if this counts as 'wtf', but I thought it was pretty stupid and annoying so I'm posting it. :lol:

JDB0011: have the baby yet or is it still in ur tummy

 

[Anonymous]

JDB0011: have the baby yet or is it still in ur tummy

I was gonna say tell him the 'dingo ate your baby', but I guess that's sort of a messed-up thing to say about a baby...lol. For some reason, this scene came to mind:

 

[Rose]

I'm like a dummy magnet today. :? I really hope stupid isn't contagious, I don't want the spawn to catch it!

Mark555: yeah
take off your clothes
nice cute belly
do u have milk yet?
heheh thats not what i meant
lets see that sweet pussy
mmmm

I said I had milk in the fridge and I could get him a glass. I guess he didn't like that. :lol: